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Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: OiteyIteyIteyIteyIteyIteyI@hotbot.com
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what's your first name? Giuseppi bahhh I'm sooo Italian
middle name? Sergio woo go sucky middle names!
last name? Marchesiello...Dude I have the world's longest name...
nicknames? Itey because I'm Itey-alian YEAHH
Spell your name backwards] Olleisehcram Yeti GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M BIG FOOT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Where do you live?]: In a box at the edge of the world with my penguin named Fred and my llama named Harold. Dudes, everybody's said this at least fifteen times!
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Crazy, Funkadelic, MonkeyMan, Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious!
[Who is your worst enemy?]: PINK cause I'm a hazard to myself don't let me get meeeeee I don't know...
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: Horse haha
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I've stayed up for a week once when I chewed on the coffee filter
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Yeah I fly there everyday with my wings...nah, I'm not in Belgium guess where I AM?
[What's your favourite coin?]: PINEAPPLE
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: It's blue and I glued all these wiggly plastic eyes on it and a buncha feathers and had Snitch embroider an I on it. IT'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU MUHAHAHA
[Brush]: Yeah I stopped using those
[Toothbrush]: green and says "Smile You've got BRACES" on it...i need a new toothbrush guys...
[Jewelery worn daily]: A braided braclet Mush made for me when he decided to be Martha Stewart for a week, a nose ring and a silver ring that Jack gave me.
[Pillow cover]: It's the Italian Flag sometimes, sometimes it's blue, sometimes it's a lovely flavor I like to call Tangerine...
[Blanket]: it's all fuzzy and green and WARM and YAY I'm so digusting... [Coffee cup]: It's this one with a Moose on it and it says Wheres the Bananas?
[Sunglasses]: no I don't wear them
[Underwear]: VIDEO GAME no wait that's skittery...
[Shoes]: leather brown YAY no wait that's specs...
[Handbag]: FLAMIN PINK no wait that's spot...
[Favorite top]: RED ...yeah it is...
[Favorite pants]: jeans fellas
[Cologne/Perfume]: its called Tommy for MEN so it's not perfume!
[CD in stereo right now]: Something Jack burned for me
[Tattoos]: One on my upper arm...it's the Japanese symbol for banana...yeah I am serious...
[Piercings]: My nose holla
[Wearing]: A black shirt with a white breast pocket, jeans and sneakers...but my socks are green WOOO
[Hair]: Blehbloo
[Makeup]: No, no no...though I should put some on...HAHAHA SPOT
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: Nobody yet but yes he'll be there as soon as he gets out of the shower
[In my head]: thoughts of him in the shower...wow that's tight...
[Wishing]: I can see my roomies faces when they read this
[After this]: Well I'm not showering...
[Talking to]: Nobody. Though there's this really scary bug on the floor and I asked him to go but he replied not today and proceded to yell profanities at the snake.
[Eating:] Popcorn
[Do you like candles]: looky there they're lit
[Do you like hot wax]: annnnnnnnd here we go [Do you like incense]: no it makes me sneeze dumbasses
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I'm afraid of my boyfriend...
[Fetishes]: Cowboys...
Do you like sex? Hell mother fucking yes
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: he's in the shower
[What/Who is next to you]: BUGGY
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want the llamas of America to be free.
[Do you believe in love]: yeah why not
[Do you believe in soulmates]: eh sure
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: nah
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: Hi
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: We're visiting Las Vegas sooooooo
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- Oh all the time to the strangers on the street to my mother to my llamas and the irish midget who lives in my head
Who are your enemies- POP music
Who do you absolutely hate- Britney Spears ew
Who have you known the longest- Jacky Boy ahhaa I bit off Spots nickname
Who do you tell all your problems to- My midget!
Who do you trust- Jack
Who do you tell all your secrects to- my BOYfriend
Who Makes you laugh- I make everyone laugh! INCLUDING MYSELF AH HAHAHAHAHA! Dutchy...
Who makes you cry- SPOT HE HOIRTS MY FEELINS nah no one
Who helps you when you are in trouble- They all help me cause I HEART THEM
Who has been there for you- Jack head
Who gives you the best advice- Specsadoodledee
Who cant you tell your secrects to- SPOT cause hes a DUMBASS I love you! Why am I picking on you.well I love you!
Who back you up in a lie- oh they allll can
Who do you hang out with the most- Those guys that live in my house and Jack
Who do you barely hang out with- those guys that live in separate states and Spot
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- oh we are close baby
Have you ever betrayed a friend- no I don't think so no
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- Me? Say something seriously? No I dun tink so
Who do you mostly fight with- WAR HUH GOOD GOD YA'LL WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTLY NOTHIN' SING IT AGAIN BOY!
Who do you always get along with- Everybody cause I love everyone! LET'S SING A SONG BARNEY!!!
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Jack for dating me...ooops, did I just say that out loud?
Smartest- Specs head
Dumbest- Sarah bitch
Nicest- Girls- no nonononono Boys- Mushy McDoodle Hopper
Sweetest- Mush!
Meanest- spot nad hes proud
Hottest- Jack ooo yeah baby mmmhmmm
Cutest- I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Ugliest- Sarah gah
Most Hyper- DUTCHY MISHALALA
Craziest- DutchOOOOOOOli
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- Spotillia
Most Immature- Mezolola
Most Annoying- ME!!!!!
Most UNderstanding- MushyBug
Funniest- Dutchet
Shortest- awww Spotty
Tallest- Skittzilla
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to? I don't own anything but weird things...I mean the homeless would even turn them away...
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take? JACK haha
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
I think the real question is who's the one person who could stand mE for twenty four hours
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call? I think I'd call Batman...
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick? Haaaaaaaaa oh the plans I have...
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? ROBIN WILLIAMS
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? I think I would go walking through the streets naked.
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? Stand Up damnit
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? Well my hair would cooperate and I guess I'd bring myself down to about a five...
What is your dream career? Stand Up comedian!
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Uh...moodle
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Bare Naked Ladies! Is that their name anymore? What's their names? I don't know.Smash Mouth?! OR OR OR OR WEIRD AL
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Jacky Boy.
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? Summer cause I can wear a speedo without those stares
pop or punk? PUNK hocker
rock or rap? rock heavy metallyicious
23. New York or L.A.? NEW YORK L.A is only good for the Comedy Shop...
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Hersheys!
25. dogs or cats? purr
26. Britney or Christina? DIE HOS DIE DIE DIE but Britney more AHHHHHHHHHH
27. Leno or Letterman? I'm usually having sex by then...Letterman
28. MTV or VH1? MTV haha fooled ya neither
29. country or classical? Ew. Jack likes country. I'm going to have to dump him...no I don't think so
30. day or night? mid afternoon
31. lake or ocean? ocean
32. waffles or pancakes? PANCAKES
33. soccer or football? Football TACKLE MEEEEEE
34. baseball or swimming? SPEEDOS
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocoalte
36. sugar or spice? sugar...how do you think I got like this?
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Do whatever the hell you want
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? I wanna be LEO BLOOM ahhhh go Producers go Producers go Producers GO GO!
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? A fucking cowboy
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? ::sings:: if I had a million dollars!! ::waits for the echo:: oh screw it
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I was de-pantsed in public WOOOOOOOO
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah ow
44. run into a wall? yeah I'm a moron
45. sleep walked? No but this one time this really tall guy did in the house and he jumped on me and I went AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and he didn't wake up...
46. gone skinny-dipping? Ur no
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Pffft yea
48. snuck out of the house at night? YAY
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? No but I was in the fucking car when Jack did...
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Hell yeah and then laughed some more
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? I spit out a hamburger once...
52. swallow a bug? Ants are good.
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? I resolved to shut up and no
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: yeah you may as well all know
If so who? JACK
How long: ONE YEAR FOCKERS
Do you have a crush: ...
If so, who: .
How long have you liked them: BOODLEBEBADDLE
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Sarra Something
Who was your first kiss: Sarra something
Have you ever been dumped: Yeahhhhhhhhhhh Sarra: "eww you're gay" Me: Yeah...
Have you ever dumped: yeah abuncha people
Do you want to get married: I think we are
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: uh I got him...
What will you name your kids?: HAHAHA kids.I AM A FUCKING KID
What time is it? 11:02
Why did you waste your life on this survey? Because we're in santa fe, he's in the shower and I was bored...now the question IS how you're going to get the grape nuts off the computer screen, if Mush's face is going to freeze that way, if Skittery'll stop laughing and who's going to wake Pie Eater up to tell him? HMMMMMMMM
A.N. GAH sorry that took so damn long but yeah I have had a hard week...I've been shoved into a wall, a chair has fallen on me, my best friend went to VA and I wasn't in the best of moods...so unless you wanted it to be Itey and Jack were on a plane and the plane crashed into the house where Skittery Pie Eater blah blah blah lives and dragged itself all the way across to PA where Snitch was and killed him too, I didn't update. BUT I DID NOW!!!!! No shout Outs today though, I'm still in a bad mood and you'll probably get a bad one anyway... But HERE everybody who reviews gets a rose given to them by their favorite newsie if you tell me who that is and then you get them naked...SO YAY read review and tell me your favorite newsie.
Good night my chickadees!
-!-Alarice-!-
Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: OiteyIteyIteyIteyIteyIteyI@hotbot.com
To: LendMeYourLass0@aol.com, M4nH4tTaNsQt3StPl4y4@yahoo.com,
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what's your first name? Giuseppi bahhh I'm sooo Italian
middle name? Sergio woo go sucky middle names!
last name? Marchesiello...Dude I have the world's longest name...
nicknames? Itey because I'm Itey-alian YEAHH
Spell your name backwards] Olleisehcram Yeti GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M BIG FOOT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Where do you live?]: In a box at the edge of the world with my penguin named Fred and my llama named Harold. Dudes, everybody's said this at least fifteen times!
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Crazy, Funkadelic, MonkeyMan, Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious!
[Who is your worst enemy?]: PINK cause I'm a hazard to myself don't let me get meeeeee I don't know...
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: Horse haha
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I've stayed up for a week once when I chewed on the coffee filter
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Yeah I fly there everyday with my wings...nah, I'm not in Belgium guess where I AM?
[What's your favourite coin?]: PINEAPPLE
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: It's blue and I glued all these wiggly plastic eyes on it and a buncha feathers and had Snitch embroider an I on it. IT'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU MUHAHAHA
[Brush]: Yeah I stopped using those
[Toothbrush]: green and says "Smile You've got BRACES" on it...i need a new toothbrush guys...
[Jewelery worn daily]: A braided braclet Mush made for me when he decided to be Martha Stewart for a week, a nose ring and a silver ring that Jack gave me.
[Pillow cover]: It's the Italian Flag sometimes, sometimes it's blue, sometimes it's a lovely flavor I like to call Tangerine...
[Blanket]: it's all fuzzy and green and WARM and YAY I'm so digusting... [Coffee cup]: It's this one with a Moose on it and it says Wheres the Bananas?
[Sunglasses]: no I don't wear them
[Underwear]: VIDEO GAME no wait that's skittery...
[Shoes]: leather brown YAY no wait that's specs...
[Handbag]: FLAMIN PINK no wait that's spot...
[Favorite top]: RED ...yeah it is...
[Favorite pants]: jeans fellas
[Cologne/Perfume]: its called Tommy for MEN so it's not perfume!
[CD in stereo right now]: Something Jack burned for me
[Tattoos]: One on my upper arm...it's the Japanese symbol for banana...yeah I am serious...
[Piercings]: My nose holla
[Wearing]: A black shirt with a white breast pocket, jeans and sneakers...but my socks are green WOOO
[Hair]: Blehbloo
[Makeup]: No, no no...though I should put some on...HAHAHA SPOT
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: Nobody yet but yes he'll be there as soon as he gets out of the shower
[In my head]: thoughts of him in the shower...wow that's tight...
[Wishing]: I can see my roomies faces when they read this
[After this]: Well I'm not showering...
[Talking to]: Nobody. Though there's this really scary bug on the floor and I asked him to go but he replied not today and proceded to yell profanities at the snake.
[Eating:] Popcorn
[Do you like candles]: looky there they're lit
[Do you like hot wax]: annnnnnnnd here we go [Do you like incense]: no it makes me sneeze dumbasses
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I'm afraid of my boyfriend...
[Fetishes]: Cowboys...
Do you like sex? Hell mother fucking yes
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: he's in the shower
[What/Who is next to you]: BUGGY
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want the llamas of America to be free.
[Do you believe in love]: yeah why not
[Do you believe in soulmates]: eh sure
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: nah
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: Hi
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: We're visiting Las Vegas sooooooo
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- Oh all the time to the strangers on the street to my mother to my llamas and the irish midget who lives in my head
Who are your enemies- POP music
Who do you absolutely hate- Britney Spears ew
Who have you known the longest- Jacky Boy ahhaa I bit off Spots nickname
Who do you tell all your problems to- My midget!
Who do you trust- Jack
Who do you tell all your secrects to- my BOYfriend
Who Makes you laugh- I make everyone laugh! INCLUDING MYSELF AH HAHAHAHAHA! Dutchy...
Who makes you cry- SPOT HE HOIRTS MY FEELINS nah no one
Who helps you when you are in trouble- They all help me cause I HEART THEM
Who has been there for you- Jack head
Who gives you the best advice- Specsadoodledee
Who cant you tell your secrects to- SPOT cause hes a DUMBASS I love you! Why am I picking on you.well I love you!
Who back you up in a lie- oh they allll can
Who do you hang out with the most- Those guys that live in my house and Jack
Who do you barely hang out with- those guys that live in separate states and Spot
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- oh we are close baby
Have you ever betrayed a friend- no I don't think so no
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- Me? Say something seriously? No I dun tink so
Who do you mostly fight with- WAR HUH GOOD GOD YA'LL WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTLY NOTHIN' SING IT AGAIN BOY!
Who do you always get along with- Everybody cause I love everyone! LET'S SING A SONG BARNEY!!!
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Jack for dating me...ooops, did I just say that out loud?
Smartest- Specs head
Dumbest- Sarah bitch
Nicest- Girls- no nonononono Boys- Mushy McDoodle Hopper
Sweetest- Mush!
Meanest- spot nad hes proud
Hottest- Jack ooo yeah baby mmmhmmm
Cutest- I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Ugliest- Sarah gah
Most Hyper- DUTCHY MISHALALA
Craziest- DutchOOOOOOOli
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- Spotillia
Most Immature- Mezolola
Most Annoying- ME!!!!!
Most UNderstanding- MushyBug
Funniest- Dutchet
Shortest- awww Spotty
Tallest- Skittzilla
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to? I don't own anything but weird things...I mean the homeless would even turn them away...
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take? JACK haha
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
I think the real question is who's the one person who could stand mE for twenty four hours
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call? I think I'd call Batman...
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick? Haaaaaaaaa oh the plans I have...
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? ROBIN WILLIAMS
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? I think I would go walking through the streets naked.
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? Stand Up damnit
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? Well my hair would cooperate and I guess I'd bring myself down to about a five...
What is your dream career? Stand Up comedian!
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Uh...moodle
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Bare Naked Ladies! Is that their name anymore? What's their names? I don't know.Smash Mouth?! OR OR OR OR WEIRD AL
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Jacky Boy.
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? Summer cause I can wear a speedo without those stares
pop or punk? PUNK hocker
rock or rap? rock heavy metallyicious
23. New York or L.A.? NEW YORK L.A is only good for the Comedy Shop...
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Hersheys!
25. dogs or cats? purr
26. Britney or Christina? DIE HOS DIE DIE DIE but Britney more AHHHHHHHHHH
27. Leno or Letterman? I'm usually having sex by then...Letterman
28. MTV or VH1? MTV haha fooled ya neither
29. country or classical? Ew. Jack likes country. I'm going to have to dump him...no I don't think so
30. day or night? mid afternoon
31. lake or ocean? ocean
32. waffles or pancakes? PANCAKES
33. soccer or football? Football TACKLE MEEEEEE
34. baseball or swimming? SPEEDOS
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocoalte
36. sugar or spice? sugar...how do you think I got like this?
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Do whatever the hell you want
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? I wanna be LEO BLOOM ahhhh go Producers go Producers go Producers GO GO!
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? A fucking cowboy
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? ::sings:: if I had a million dollars!! ::waits for the echo:: oh screw it
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I was de-pantsed in public WOOOOOOOO
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah ow
44. run into a wall? yeah I'm a moron
45. sleep walked? No but this one time this really tall guy did in the house and he jumped on me and I went AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and he didn't wake up...
46. gone skinny-dipping? Ur no
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Pffft yea
48. snuck out of the house at night? YAY
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? No but I was in the fucking car when Jack did...
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Hell yeah and then laughed some more
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? I spit out a hamburger once...
52. swallow a bug? Ants are good.
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? I resolved to shut up and no
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: yeah you may as well all know
If so who? JACK
How long: ONE YEAR FOCKERS
Do you have a crush: ...
If so, who: .
How long have you liked them: BOODLEBEBADDLE
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Sarra Something
Who was your first kiss: Sarra something
Have you ever been dumped: Yeahhhhhhhhhhh Sarra: "eww you're gay" Me: Yeah...
Have you ever dumped: yeah abuncha people
Do you want to get married: I think we are
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: uh I got him...
What will you name your kids?: HAHAHA kids.I AM A FUCKING KID
What time is it? 11:02
Why did you waste your life on this survey? Because we're in santa fe, he's in the shower and I was bored...now the question IS how you're going to get the grape nuts off the computer screen, if Mush's face is going to freeze that way, if Skittery'll stop laughing and who's going to wake Pie Eater up to tell him? HMMMMMMMM
A.N. GAH sorry that took so damn long but yeah I have had a hard week...I've been shoved into a wall, a chair has fallen on me, my best friend went to VA and I wasn't in the best of moods...so unless you wanted it to be Itey and Jack were on a plane and the plane crashed into the house where Skittery Pie Eater blah blah blah lives and dragged itself all the way across to PA where Snitch was and killed him too, I didn't update. BUT I DID NOW!!!!! No shout Outs today though, I'm still in a bad mood and you'll probably get a bad one anyway... But HERE everybody who reviews gets a rose given to them by their favorite newsie if you tell me who that is and then you get them naked...SO YAY read review and tell me your favorite newsie.
Good night my chickadees!
-!-Alarice-!-