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Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
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what's your first name? Chad...

middle name? ...it's NOT Stuart...

last name? Ok here's where I stop

nicknames? Swifty damnit! Cause I'm so fast...which is why I'm on the U.S Olympic Track Team WOO GO ME! ...applaud damnit.

Spell your name backwards] Ytfiws...ever notice how we're all Russian?

[Where do you live?]: In Brooklyn in a jointed apartment with Boots and Snoddy...I never see anybody...

[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Fast, Laid Back, Fun and EXCITING and on the market! COME ONE COME ALL...

[Who is your worst enemy?]: Oscar Delancy, my RIVAL...he's the only one who can beat me with ease...

[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A CHEETAH...cause it's fast. Get it? Wow corney...

[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I don't stay up late, I race. If I don't race then I DIE...

[Ever been to Belgium?]: ...actually yeah, I've been there for an Olympic training thing...

[What's your favourite coin?]: the quarter with the one of Kermit the Frog on the back...

DESCRIBE YOUR

[Wallet]: black with red spots...its so dramatic...and inside is five dollars and fifteen cents, pics of my family and pics of people I never see

[Brush]: ...why don't any of you guys own brushes? Mine's black

[Toothbrush]: Green

[Jewelery worn daily]: I take it off when I race but a chain necklace and my earrings.... My GOD I am boring...

[Pillow cover]: brown with birds and Chinese symbols on it.

[Blanket]: It matches my pillow cover because I am just too nifty for my shirt...too nifty for my pants to oh oh too nifty... [Coffee cup]: there's a bird right and he's all RISE AND SHINE WOOO

[Sunglasses]: they're blue!...they're...dude, they're blue.

[Underwear]: right now they're boxers and they have running shoes on them

[Shoes]: NIKE or ADIDAS or KMART NAME BRAND

[Handbag]: hahaha...no

[Favorite top]: My tight light blue muscle tee. I really AM too sexy...HOTTER THAN YOU JACK

[Favorite pants]: jeans

[Cologne/Perfume]: my own sweat.

[CD in stereo right now]: Burned mix of theme songs from my favorite sitcoms I LOVE SITCOMS: Saved By the Bell, Seinfeld, King Of Queens, Friends, Will and Grace, The Nanny, Fresh Prince of Bell Air and AH so many more...

[Tattoos]: Just the Chinese word for "fast" on my ankle.

[Piercings]: I can't wear them when I race but I have twenty in total- left ear: earlobe, three above that one, cartlidge, one in the little spot of skin. Right ear: four above the earlobe, one of that cartlidge. Both my cheeks, my lip, my chin, both eyebrows, my tongue and both nipples. I told you I was sexy

[Wearing]: Tight white sleeveless shirt, black sweatpants and my nikes. Just got done training woooo!

[Hair]: Sweaty and gross =( I need a shower...

[Makeup]: no, no, nonono thanks

WHAT/WHO (is/are)

[In my mouth]: Gaiteraide IS IT IN YOU!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!! Boots ::walking by:: Gatorade moron.

[In my head]: The soundtrack from Pippin

[Wishing]: I could be out clubbing

[After this]: going clubbing?

[Talking to]: Boots, he's cooking in the kitchen

[Eating:] Nothing, BOOTS WON'T LET ME he says I'll ruin my appetite...mother...

[Do you like candles]: Yesyes

[Do you like hot wax]: nonahnotreally... [Do you like incense]: It makes me itch...=D

[Do you like the taste of blood]: o.O ah?

[Fetishes]: EMINEM where the hell did that come from?

Do you like sex? Love it actually =P

[Person you wish you could be with right now]: Wouldn't YOU like to know?

[What/Who is next to you]: Boots is over there...

[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want somebody to drape me over their shoulders and run around the track with me.

[Do you believe in love]: Yeah...but it hasn't found me yet...

[Do you believe in soulmates]: I don't know...cause apparently mine thinks he likes girls...

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: I know I have

[What's something you wish you could understand better]: ::sighs:: Boys

[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: Erm...I would beat out Oscar Frickin Delancey in my race, be chosen as one of the finalists to go to the Olympics, and HE will turn gay, suddenly decide I am the only one he should be with and run off with me to Europe where we will live happily ever after THE END! YAY!!! =D!

FRiEnDs!

do you talk about all your friends- Dude, I only talk TO my friends...

Who are your enemies- OSCAR

Who do you absolutely hate- FRED Oscar dumbass

Who have you known the longest- Boots

Who do you tell all your problems to- Bootsy Boy

Who do you trust-Booooots and Snoddy

Who do you tell all your secrects to- My boys?

Who Makes you laugh- Boots, Dutchy, and Itey ( yeah I don't see them but I still talk to them...it's called IM durh!)

Who makes you cry- Well ya'll know who...

Who helps you when you are in trouble- Everybody does cause Everybody Loves Swify! =D yay...

Who has been there for you- Boots and Snod

Who gives you the best advice- Specs lol sorry everybodys' said him and the only time I've needed advice I asked him...so wow weird...

Who cant you tell your secrects to- Spot because he'll print them up in a magazine and send them around Brooklyn and Manhattan...

Who back you up in a lie- My home diggity boys...

Who do you hang out with the most- Boots and Snoddy

Who do you barely hang out with- The guys in Manhattan and those two in California...and the one who lives in PA...

IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- yes. VERY.

Have you ever betrayed a friend- No, I could not do that.

Who can you tell the truth about anything to- my roomies...well almost everything...

Who do you mostly fight with- Oscar

Who do you always get along with- The Snod-meister and Shoes...I mean Boots...

---------Who is Da----------

Bravest- I AM muhahahhaa

Smartest- I've heard Specs...

Dumbest- I take the fifth

Nicest- Girls- I don't even know Sarah so none =P Girls suck... Boys- Mush, he sends me thinking of you cards =) he's a sweetie McSweetums

Sweetest- Mush did I not make myself clear?

Meanest- spot because...well he's frickin Spot...

Hottest- =X ::blushes::

Cutest- =)

Ugliest- MEEEEE no I am the hottest and sexiest and cutest and just all around best damn looking ever.

Most Hyper- ME

Craziest- Everybody else

Shyest- Mush awwwwwwww

Most Outgoing- Snoddy...you don't know him...

Most Immature- LES I know HIM ew...wish I didn't...

Most Annoying- Les...and Oscar...

Most UNderstanding- Boots

Funniest- Itey Dutchy and Boots

Shortest- Boots HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well you are...

Tallest- Skittery? Jack? Did one of you have a growth spurt or something? I dunno...

If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?

Jerry Seinfeld

If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?

DAMN the Charleston...I don't know either...

Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them? Snoddy

If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call? Captain Planet. He's my hero. Chasing bad guys down to zero...

Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?

Why would my dad come into my room? He's dead. Hehehehe...

What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?

Monica from Friends cause I would be married to Chandler I LOVE CHANDLER

WHAT......

What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Jump out a window

If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? RUN

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? I'd be funnier and I would...well I already am really sexy so...

What is your dream career?

Coach

What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?

Get into the Olympics and (YES ANOTHER THING) get my love

If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be? ::twitches::

What is the thing you care about most in your life? ::shrugs:: bah

WHICH ONE......

winter or summer? Spring TRACK STARTS IN SPRRRING

pop or punk? ::spazzes::

rock or rap? ::twitches and spazzes::

23. New York or L.A.? New York holla

24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? NO PIMPLES NO NO NO milk

25. dogs or cats? cats

26. Britney or Christina? no

27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman is sexy

28. MTV or VH1? neither

29. country or classical? Classical AND Country =D yummers

30. day or night? day

31. lake or ocean? Lakes are fun

32. waffles or pancakes? Waffles are sexy

33. soccer or football? Football do you SEE how hot people are?

34. baseball or swimming? Baseball AND swimming oh yes

35. chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla is always a good time

36. sugar or spice? and everything nice =P

38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Come on over and hump my leg

RANDOM....

39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? Forest in Forest Gump cause its all RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!!!...I'm going to hell for that...=D

40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?

::cries::

41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?

Buy Aragorn. ::growl::

42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I was running and running and I was ALMOST THERE when my shoe goes FLYING OFF and hits a pedestrian in the head, knocking him down into somebody else in the crowd which caused a chain reaction of people falling into one another, causing one to fall into the track, making all the people still running fall into each other...let's just say it's a good thing I run fast...

HAVE YOU EVER.....

43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? No I never fall

44. run into a wall? I'm not brain dead...

45. sleep walked? Sleep ran! Nah...that's Boots haha

46. gone skinny-dipping? Yeah =D

47. kissed someone of the same sex? I favor those kinds

48. snuck out of the house at night? yeah can't have people know where I'm off to! muhahaha

49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? nah

50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Yeah, caused the computer screen to become sticky and my nose hurt...

51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? no, if I had done that then the soda wouldn't have fizzed out my nose.

52. swallow a bug? yum

53. actually kept a new year's resolution? I resolved to have a kiss from my lova on New Years Eve...he's still not my lover and it's been two years =(

:Relationships:

Are you going out with anyone?: no, I am in between boys at the moment

If so who? Monkeymen...

How long: my longest relationship was fifteen months!

Do you have a crush: yeah where have you been

If so, who: Ha.dyhahaha

How long have you liked them: two years bitch

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Eh I don't remmeber

Who was your first kiss: same

Have you ever been dumped: yeah of course who hasn't. I mean even wonderboy probably married to crazy itey Jack has been dumped...

Have you ever dumped: yeahhhh

Do you want to get married: eh

If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: I don't like these questions... What will you name your kids?: Fred the Monkey I don't know...

What time is it? 6:30 I'M HUNGRY DAMNIT

Why did you waste your life on this survey? Because I was hungry