A.N/Warning: Ok guys, just wanna let you all know there is a LOT of cursing
in this chapter...Just thought I'd warn you...
SLAM!
Swifty jumped, throwing his bowl of Fruit Loops into the air. He glared at them, as though by staring they would levitate back into the bowl. Who the HELL would break the "no slamming" rule?
"I'll give her fruitcake, fruitcake up her little pansy ass!"
Snoddy walked into the kitchen, throwing his keys against the microwave and his hat into the sink. Swifty raised an eyebrow as he watched him stalk across the fruit loop ridden floor to the refrigerator, where he proceeded to open the door so hard that it swung back, closing on his fingers.
"OH SHIT!"
"Good morning sunshine," Swifty said sweetly, smiling at him. Snoddy glared, sucking three of his fingers. "Who're you buying fruitcake?" The glare deepened.
'OOOOO, if I didn't love him...'
"Fuck off Swift."
Swifty shook his head, still smiling. "What would I be if I did that?"
"A good person?"
"On the contrary my dear friend!" Swifty said, stepping in the way of Snoddy, who had begun to walk out of the kitchen. "That would make me a BAD person, a person who didn't care about other people which is just not a good thing to do!"
Snoddy shook his head and walked back to the refrigerator. Swifty stared at his ass and then scolded himself for letting his mind wander. Snoddy was having trouble...must help Snoddy...DAMN his ass was fine...
Shaking his head, he pushed himself ontop of the counter and put his chin in his hands. "If I guess will ya tell me?"
"Shouldn't you be watching gay porn or something?"
Swifty clapped his hands. "Yay a yes! Ok so you...got fired?"
"Why are there fruit loops all over the fucking floor?"
"I see you're still a proud employee of Walmart...your computer break?"
"Why is there no cheese in this god damned fridge?!"
"Uh huh...Judy broke up with you."
"No."
"I WIN I WIN!" Swifty clapped his hands again, jumped off the counter and spun.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"So another one bites the dust! What's this, the third one in how many months?"
"Shut up!" Snoddy slammed the fridge shut again. "MY GODDAMNED HAND!"
"You should really stop doing that Snod, I don't think it's working."
"Well you don't have to rub salt into my wound!"
"And YOU shouldn't make faces, it could freeze that way."
"Can't you stop smiling?"
"No." Swifty smiled harder and Snoddy rolled his eyes.
"Please Swifty...I was in love with her."
Swifty rolled HIS eyes and made an exasperated noise.
"You've loved the last ten girls who've dumped you man."
"No but THIS time-"
"Was the REAL one, the one I was going to settle down with and have fifteen kids with and three dogs, if I can get an allergy medicine that works, the ONE I was going to live with in my quaint two story home in the suburbs with the little white fence running around our thirty-five acres of grass which would KILL my allergies by the way, until the day we both die lying side by side on our bed holding hands with the home made quilt cushioning our fine asses." Swifty ended with another spin and bowed.
"You're not funny man."
"Of course I'm not, I'm just telling the truth."
"You don't know what it's like."
"Yes I do."
"No. You don't."
"Yes I do man."
"NO you FUCKING don't!"
Swifty's smile slid away from his face. Snoddy's eyes were overly bright and he looked like he was about to punch a hole through his head.
"You don't know what love is Swifty because you like BOYS. You're unnatural I'M NOT UNNATURAL I LOVE GIRLS I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! No matter what THEY think..." Snoddy trailed off and looked away from Swifty.
It felt like all the air had left Swifty's stomach. Snoddy had never blown up at him like that. Swifty had seen Snoddy lose his temper loads of times with everything that moved, but it had never been at him. They were best friends, brothers...And it never seemed to matter that he was gay before...
"You're wrong Snoddy. I DO know what love is. I know how it feels to want somebody to love you back. Just because I'm GAY doesn't mean I DON'T FEEL."
"What FUCKING ever Swifty! WHAT FUCKING EVER don't make fucking fun of me!"
"I'm SORry I did but you were acting so CHEERFUL that I just wanted to join in! What the hell did Judy say that made you so mad?"
"None of your god damned business." Snoddy started to leave the kitchen again, but Swifty was...well faster...and beat him to the door.
He stood in the narrow doorway with his hands over his hips and glared at him.
"No Snoddy, it IS some of my god damned business. I'm your best friend, I'm your brother and you just took some cheap shot at MY sexuality so it must be bad. So tell me what the fuck is wrong before you lose me too."
"She said I was gay." Swifty blinked. He hadn't expected Snoddy to actually reply...
"She called me a fruitcake and said I woulld've given her AIDS if I were actually able to have sex with her. Which is how it started. Couldn't...but FUCK IT I'm not gay! I'M NOT LIKE YOU AND I LOVED HER."
Swifty shook his head slowly, staring straight into Snoddy's eyes. "It might have been bitchy of her to break up with you and call you a friuit cake and say anything else you're not telling me she said...but you weren't in love with her. You don't know what love is. You don't know yet...not yet. And don't you dare tell me I don't know how to love. Don't even say it."
"YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A STUPID GAY PRICK! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS?"
"You stupid son of a bitch, don't you get it? DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT?"
"GET WHAT?!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
The silence that followed Swifty's confession vibrated in their ears. They just stared at one another, Snoddy's face filled with shock and Swifty's filled with anger.
"Now," said Swifty, breaking the stillness "If you don't mind, I have a race to win and I won't let some angry, conceited, high and mighty thinks- hes-straight- HOUSEmate get in my way of that." And with that he turned away and ran to his room, slamming the door behind him.
A.N: WOOOOOOO I'm such a horrible monkey person!!! I haven't updated I know I know AND I AM LEAVING YOU GUYS WITH A CLIFF HANGER!!! BUT I can honestly say that you'll get Snoddy's survey tomorrow, Something AND Snipeshooter's survey Friday andandand Detention (for those of you who are reading it) in a week. PARTAY DOWN!! WOOOOO...I hope you guys all liked this chapter...I LOVE YOU PEOPLE that's why I write haha... OK So I know the only reason you llamas read AND review is to read the shout outs so here they be...
Kellyanne: HEYHEY ::hugs hugs:: You are too crazy...crazy bunny hehe. I love your reviews, they make me smile and laugh mucho, and they're soooo sweet...and I love talking to you hHAHAHHA you're a funny llama...I send you many pieces of chocolate and bottles of pickles for your review and friendship hahahahhaha...THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEW
Shadowlands: Heyyy you are so cool...love your reviews muchos mas MUCHOS...oh cause you asked how old Boots was hehe...well he's 19, trying to make it in Plays...not musicals plays. OH and I didn't mean ANY offense when I said about Dumbest: me cause I'm an aspiring actor cause I'm an aspiring actress and everybody says I'm dumb to be hahahaha...and hehe your Dutchy muse has the hots for me? HEHEHE thanks for the review =D
Liams Kitten: You are insane. MY PSYCHO LITTLE MONKEY!!! ::HUGGLES:: I love you! I LOVE YOU!!! More than bananas love the tree RIGHT DUTCHY?!
Itey!Muse: WHEEEE I CAN SING!!
Me: Yes you can sweetie
Race!Muse: No he can't.
Me: YES he CAN Race...
Specs!Muse: ::clears throat:: ahem ::sings:: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME ME MODDA?!?!??!
ME: GAH guys STOP Alanna's gonna get all MAD and stuff cause this has nothing to do with her shout out...and the fact that Itey's in it doesn't help...
Itey!Muse: HOLLA BACK YO
NO ONE SAID HOLLA
STDSTDSTD I love you psychorabbit
Nakia-Aidan Sun: AHHH ::hugs:: You're such a loyal reviewer!! MAKES ME SOO SOO HAPPY!!! Whenever I get a review of yours I do a little dance. I REALLY DO I PROMISE I DO! Yeah...hehe thank you sooo much and I hope you liked it =X THANKS!!!!
SpotLover421: Ohhh man you great! You've been reading since the very beginning, haven't you?! Ahhh hahaha WE GO WAY BACK THEN WE DO haha JUST WAIT I think you'll like what happens Boots/Snipes wise...he...he...he.THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING!!!
Obsessed Wit' Aaron Lohr: AHH what would I do without your reviews?! AND your stories! YAY I am so glad we're friends man! YOU ROCK...thanks for the review, they make me all happy...whenever I get one I think my heart races and I jump up and down a little bit...HAHHAHA LOVE YOU I hope you liked it!
Chicago: AHHHHH ::glomps:: I've missed you like an old lactose intolerant man misses cheese! I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME!!!!!! Lol, I am so glad you're still reading and even reviewing and I can't believe you think this is one of your favorites! Makes me glad and happy =D! You see the smiley!? I hope you liked it thanks for the review
ShakesEE: AWWWWWW sweetie pie magoogle poodle baby!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TO PIECES don't mind me a bit hyper and whatnot...I love your reviews...they're funnier AND longer than my freaking stories man! DUDE too wonderful...I am so glad we talk hahaha =D you rock my hizous...I hope you liked it thanks for the review and Boots is 19!
SLAM!
Swifty jumped, throwing his bowl of Fruit Loops into the air. He glared at them, as though by staring they would levitate back into the bowl. Who the HELL would break the "no slamming" rule?
"I'll give her fruitcake, fruitcake up her little pansy ass!"
Snoddy walked into the kitchen, throwing his keys against the microwave and his hat into the sink. Swifty raised an eyebrow as he watched him stalk across the fruit loop ridden floor to the refrigerator, where he proceeded to open the door so hard that it swung back, closing on his fingers.
"OH SHIT!"
"Good morning sunshine," Swifty said sweetly, smiling at him. Snoddy glared, sucking three of his fingers. "Who're you buying fruitcake?" The glare deepened.
'OOOOO, if I didn't love him...'
"Fuck off Swift."
Swifty shook his head, still smiling. "What would I be if I did that?"
"A good person?"
"On the contrary my dear friend!" Swifty said, stepping in the way of Snoddy, who had begun to walk out of the kitchen. "That would make me a BAD person, a person who didn't care about other people which is just not a good thing to do!"
Snoddy shook his head and walked back to the refrigerator. Swifty stared at his ass and then scolded himself for letting his mind wander. Snoddy was having trouble...must help Snoddy...DAMN his ass was fine...
Shaking his head, he pushed himself ontop of the counter and put his chin in his hands. "If I guess will ya tell me?"
"Shouldn't you be watching gay porn or something?"
Swifty clapped his hands. "Yay a yes! Ok so you...got fired?"
"Why are there fruit loops all over the fucking floor?"
"I see you're still a proud employee of Walmart...your computer break?"
"Why is there no cheese in this god damned fridge?!"
"Uh huh...Judy broke up with you."
"No."
"I WIN I WIN!" Swifty clapped his hands again, jumped off the counter and spun.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"So another one bites the dust! What's this, the third one in how many months?"
"Shut up!" Snoddy slammed the fridge shut again. "MY GODDAMNED HAND!"
"You should really stop doing that Snod, I don't think it's working."
"Well you don't have to rub salt into my wound!"
"And YOU shouldn't make faces, it could freeze that way."
"Can't you stop smiling?"
"No." Swifty smiled harder and Snoddy rolled his eyes.
"Please Swifty...I was in love with her."
Swifty rolled HIS eyes and made an exasperated noise.
"You've loved the last ten girls who've dumped you man."
"No but THIS time-"
"Was the REAL one, the one I was going to settle down with and have fifteen kids with and three dogs, if I can get an allergy medicine that works, the ONE I was going to live with in my quaint two story home in the suburbs with the little white fence running around our thirty-five acres of grass which would KILL my allergies by the way, until the day we both die lying side by side on our bed holding hands with the home made quilt cushioning our fine asses." Swifty ended with another spin and bowed.
"You're not funny man."
"Of course I'm not, I'm just telling the truth."
"You don't know what it's like."
"Yes I do."
"No. You don't."
"Yes I do man."
"NO you FUCKING don't!"
Swifty's smile slid away from his face. Snoddy's eyes were overly bright and he looked like he was about to punch a hole through his head.
"You don't know what love is Swifty because you like BOYS. You're unnatural I'M NOT UNNATURAL I LOVE GIRLS I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! No matter what THEY think..." Snoddy trailed off and looked away from Swifty.
It felt like all the air had left Swifty's stomach. Snoddy had never blown up at him like that. Swifty had seen Snoddy lose his temper loads of times with everything that moved, but it had never been at him. They were best friends, brothers...And it never seemed to matter that he was gay before...
"You're wrong Snoddy. I DO know what love is. I know how it feels to want somebody to love you back. Just because I'm GAY doesn't mean I DON'T FEEL."
"What FUCKING ever Swifty! WHAT FUCKING EVER don't make fucking fun of me!"
"I'm SORry I did but you were acting so CHEERFUL that I just wanted to join in! What the hell did Judy say that made you so mad?"
"None of your god damned business." Snoddy started to leave the kitchen again, but Swifty was...well faster...and beat him to the door.
He stood in the narrow doorway with his hands over his hips and glared at him.
"No Snoddy, it IS some of my god damned business. I'm your best friend, I'm your brother and you just took some cheap shot at MY sexuality so it must be bad. So tell me what the fuck is wrong before you lose me too."
"She said I was gay." Swifty blinked. He hadn't expected Snoddy to actually reply...
"She called me a fruitcake and said I woulld've given her AIDS if I were actually able to have sex with her. Which is how it started. Couldn't...but FUCK IT I'm not gay! I'M NOT LIKE YOU AND I LOVED HER."
Swifty shook his head slowly, staring straight into Snoddy's eyes. "It might have been bitchy of her to break up with you and call you a friuit cake and say anything else you're not telling me she said...but you weren't in love with her. You don't know what love is. You don't know yet...not yet. And don't you dare tell me I don't know how to love. Don't even say it."
"YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A STUPID GAY PRICK! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS?"
"You stupid son of a bitch, don't you get it? DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT?"
"GET WHAT?!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
The silence that followed Swifty's confession vibrated in their ears. They just stared at one another, Snoddy's face filled with shock and Swifty's filled with anger.
"Now," said Swifty, breaking the stillness "If you don't mind, I have a race to win and I won't let some angry, conceited, high and mighty thinks- hes-straight- HOUSEmate get in my way of that." And with that he turned away and ran to his room, slamming the door behind him.
A.N: WOOOOOOO I'm such a horrible monkey person!!! I haven't updated I know I know AND I AM LEAVING YOU GUYS WITH A CLIFF HANGER!!! BUT I can honestly say that you'll get Snoddy's survey tomorrow, Something AND Snipeshooter's survey Friday andandand Detention (for those of you who are reading it) in a week. PARTAY DOWN!! WOOOOO...I hope you guys all liked this chapter...I LOVE YOU PEOPLE that's why I write haha... OK So I know the only reason you llamas read AND review is to read the shout outs so here they be...
Kellyanne: HEYHEY ::hugs hugs:: You are too crazy...crazy bunny hehe. I love your reviews, they make me smile and laugh mucho, and they're soooo sweet...and I love talking to you hHAHAHHA you're a funny llama...I send you many pieces of chocolate and bottles of pickles for your review and friendship hahahahhaha...THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEW
Shadowlands: Heyyy you are so cool...love your reviews muchos mas MUCHOS...oh cause you asked how old Boots was hehe...well he's 19, trying to make it in Plays...not musicals plays. OH and I didn't mean ANY offense when I said about Dumbest: me cause I'm an aspiring actor cause I'm an aspiring actress and everybody says I'm dumb to be hahahaha...and hehe your Dutchy muse has the hots for me? HEHEHE thanks for the review =D
Liams Kitten: You are insane. MY PSYCHO LITTLE MONKEY!!! ::HUGGLES:: I love you! I LOVE YOU!!! More than bananas love the tree RIGHT DUTCHY?!
Itey!Muse: WHEEEE I CAN SING!!
Me: Yes you can sweetie
Race!Muse: No he can't.
Me: YES he CAN Race...
Specs!Muse: ::clears throat:: ahem ::sings:: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME ME MODDA?!?!??!
ME: GAH guys STOP Alanna's gonna get all MAD and stuff cause this has nothing to do with her shout out...and the fact that Itey's in it doesn't help...
Itey!Muse: HOLLA BACK YO
NO ONE SAID HOLLA
STDSTDSTD I love you psychorabbit
Nakia-Aidan Sun: AHHH ::hugs:: You're such a loyal reviewer!! MAKES ME SOO SOO HAPPY!!! Whenever I get a review of yours I do a little dance. I REALLY DO I PROMISE I DO! Yeah...hehe thank you sooo much and I hope you liked it =X THANKS!!!!
SpotLover421: Ohhh man you great! You've been reading since the very beginning, haven't you?! Ahhh hahaha WE GO WAY BACK THEN WE DO haha JUST WAIT I think you'll like what happens Boots/Snipes wise...he...he...he.THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING!!!
Obsessed Wit' Aaron Lohr: AHH what would I do without your reviews?! AND your stories! YAY I am so glad we're friends man! YOU ROCK...thanks for the review, they make me all happy...whenever I get one I think my heart races and I jump up and down a little bit...HAHHAHA LOVE YOU I hope you liked it!
Chicago: AHHHHH ::glomps:: I've missed you like an old lactose intolerant man misses cheese! I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME!!!!!! Lol, I am so glad you're still reading and even reviewing and I can't believe you think this is one of your favorites! Makes me glad and happy =D! You see the smiley!? I hope you liked it thanks for the review
ShakesEE: AWWWWWW sweetie pie magoogle poodle baby!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TO PIECES don't mind me a bit hyper and whatnot...I love your reviews...they're funnier AND longer than my freaking stories man! DUDE too wonderful...I am so glad we talk hahaha =D you rock my hizous...I hope you liked it thanks for the review and Boots is 19!