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Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: Sn33zy43457@aol.com
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what's your first name? Bernard...
middle name? Who's asking?
last name? Peterson =P
nicknames? Snoddy on account of my allergies to...everything...
Spell your name backwards] Yddons...why do ALL our nicknames end in frickin Y? Doesn't it just PISS YOU OFF?! Or maybe EVERYTHING pisses me off I wouldn't KNOW because I CAN'T LOVE A GIRL...never mind...
[Where do you live?]: In a lovely apartment with my best friend BOOTS and some other ASSHOLE
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Tough, angry, stubborn, ME.
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Swifty -_-
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A Chocolate Lab which is loyal and doesn't talk
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: til tomorrow...that makes no sense does it?
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Up yours AND your mothers!
[What's your favourite coin?]: Why am I answering these questions?!?!...pennys are cute though
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: empty. That's mainly it...
[Brush]: Black and sexy are the words that come to mind
[Toothbrush]: deep purple
[Jewelery worn daily]: Uh I don't WEAR Jewelry, I'm STRAIGHT ok?
[Pillow cover]: Lord of the Rings pillow cover...it's damn nice too ok?
[Blanket]: Brown with an orange trim that SOMEbody got me for my birthday...too bad I don't reMEMber who [Coffee cup]: I don't drink no friggin coffee, I drink TEA
[Sunglasses]: I love my CSI sunglasses. I feel like a real FBI/CSI agent in them. Stop laughing.
[Underwear]: Black briefs because ya'll know REAL men wear BREIFS
[Shoes]: nikes or something I don't know...don't really check...
[Handbag]: Uh No but I'm sure if you look in Swifty's closet, you'll find he was lying about something...
[Favorite top]: It's black and says BROOKLYN in bold white stencil letters- Brooklyn pride yo
[Favorite pants]: my black jeans which is what got my last girlfriend...knew I never should've taken them off
[Cologne/Perfume]: Axe...can't keep the girls off me
[CD in stereo right now]: Bright Eyes...they ARENT A GAY BAND
[Tattoos]: Yeah I have FIVE- The elvish number nine for my LOTR bretherin on my right hip, An "S" with two wings coming out of either side on my left ab, the Japanese symbol for tough nails on my stomach, THE ring tattooed around my right pointer finger (that one hurt like a monkey's BITCH), and an eye on my right shoulder blade. Thank you, I know my body IS a work of art.
[Piercings]: I have none. -_-
[Wearing]: a blue button down shirt and jeans. I'd be wearing my hat too if it weren't in the sink. Don't ask.
[Hair]: I don't know, brushed?
[Makeup]: NOOOOO NEVER
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: my tongue dumbass
[In my head]: This Brilliant Dance
[Wishing]: I knew what was up people's asses today...including mine...
[After this]: I WOULD be going to Swifty's race if he weren't such a dumbass
[Talking to]: Nobody. My away message is up
[Eating:] NOTHING. Nothing's in my MOUTH so how can I be EATing something?!
[Do you like candles]: ALLERGIES
[Do you like hot wax]: Used to [Do you like incense]: Actually no, you see, you may find this hard to beLIEVE but I am allergic...
[Do you like the taste of blood]: Probably allergic to that too
[Fetishes]: GIRLS and PORN
Do you like sex? Of COURSE I always have sex all the time! I am like one of those sex machines that can't be turned off like...like COWboy or something
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: None of your damn bussiness
[What/Who is next to you]: some embroidered pillow or something I dunno
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: EAT ME
[Do you believe in love]: Yeah too bad I apparently don't know what it IS
[Do you believe in soulmates]: Yeah
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: YEAH
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: The sick and twisted mind of assholes
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: Judy'll get back together with me...or any girl from the past three months
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- I didn't use to til today if you know what I mean
Who are your enemies- Swifty.
Who do you absolutely hate- Hahaha GUESS
Who have you known the longest- Pie Eater
Who do you tell all your problems to- Pie Eater and...well only Pie Eater now
Who do you trust- Nobody now
Who do you tell all your secrects to- You know you picked a really bad day to ask me these "friends" questions ok?
Who Makes you laugh- DUTCHY and ONLY Dutchy!
Who makes you cry- I DON'T cry Who helps you when you are in trouble- I can stand on my own two damn feet thanks Who has been there for you- ::shrugs::
Who gives you the best advice- Specs who DOESN'T call you names. And Pie Eater who's NICE.
Who cant you tell your secrects to- Swifty he'll just LAUGH
Who back you up in a lie- I don't know because I don't lie unlike most people I KNOW
Who do you hang out with the most- Boots and that other one
Who do you barely hang out with- Pie and I miss his ass BUT NOT IN THAT WAY damnit
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- Further from yeah
Have you ever betrayed a friend- Nope. Unlike most.
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- Used to be my best friend but oh well that's over with apparantly
Who do you mostly fight with- Swifty.
Who do you always get along with- Everybody else.
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Jack or something I don't know
Smartest- Specs I guess
Dumbest- Swifty
Nicest- Girls- Judy...I miss her
Boys- Pie Eater and Mush
Sweetest- Mush
Meanest- Swifty
Hottest- GIRLS urh Cynthia I guess
Cutest- Probably Darleen I dunno
Ugliest- Swifty.
Most Hyper- People who eat sugar
Craziest- same
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- jack
Most Immature- Swifty
Most Annoying- Swifty
Most UNderstanding- Not Swifty.
Funniest- Dutchy and Pie Eater
Shortest- Spot
Tallest- Spot.
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Used to be to my BROTHER but I got DISOWNED apparently so the frickin HOMLESS now
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?
Some girl that I LOVE
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
MUSH you read that MORON?!
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
Ghostbusters
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
JUDY. YEAH.
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? Frodo.
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Nothing. I would be a girl. And I have no problem with girl's bodies as I am a straight as a fucking pin! OK?!
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? Fucking fly
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? My temper wouldn't be so damn short I guess and my nose wouldn't be that big
What is your dream career?
Artist...hence the having no money in my empty ass wallat problem
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Learn how to spell wallat right
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Bright Eyes baby!
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
....why does the answer come clear now, after I've already lost him?
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? WINTER cause it's cold and SHITTY like my MOOD
pop or punk? Punk
rock or rap? Rock heavy frickin metal
23. New York or L.A.? NY...LA sucks Donkey Balls
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark chocolate
25. dogs or cats? Dog, where were you when I said ideal pet CHOCOALTE LAB that's not a food guys!
26. Britney or Christina? Ehh neither for me thanks
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman yeah
28. MTV or VH1? MTV I guess
29. country or classical? Neither DIE DIE DIE
30. day or night? nighttime USED to be fun but now who knows
31. lake or ocean? Ocean because its like me...wow poetic...got a chill for a minute there
32. waffles or pancakes? Toast.
33. soccer or football? Soccer, football is...eh...
34. baseball or swimming? Swimming more fun
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
36. sugar or spice? spice
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Ehh I don't mind
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? FRODO IN LORD OF THE RINGS MAN! Oh my GOD I would die with happiness! I WOULD
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
...I don't think I'm ready to answer that question...or maybe I'm more ready than I'd like to admit...
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
Buy a ticket to New Zealand to see where they filmed Lord of the Rings, buy a ticket to the premiere to Return of the King and go see with Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan OH MY GOD ::dies::
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
...I think what I just wrote...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah and broke my nose that way
44. run into a wall? Why the rush?
45. sleep walked? Boots did this one time right and I made him clean the bathroom...but he really didn't clean it more than he squeezed the toothpaste til there was none left and walked into the wall a couple of times...
46. gone skinny-dipping? Yeah but it was never really fun...
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Uh no ...
48. snuck out of the house at night? Yeah of course
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? I wish I had a car
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? I don't laugh sorry bad mood today...if you didn't get that yet...
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow?
Up your asshole bitch
52. swallow a bug? Probably
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? No I still haven't met Elijah Wood
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: No.
If so who? Fuck off
How long: SCREWWW YOUUU
Do you have a crush: No. NO. ...no...
If so, who: -_-
How long have you liked them: I can tell you how long I've hated this survey!
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Therese something
Who was your first kiss: Who the HELL knows
Have you ever been dumped: fuck you
Have you ever dumped: no.
Do you want to get married: I don't know
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: you shouldn't ask me these questions What will you name your kids?: Jackass so I can say GET OUT OF THE WAY JACKASS and people'll be all ::gasp:: but I'll say hey I was TALKING to my KID
What time is it?: 10:14...Swifty races in an hour Why did you waste your life on this survey? To blow off steam. Jackass.
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Snoddy leaned back as he pressed the sent button, watching the little "You've Sent Your Mail" button pop up. Why the hell had he just filled out that retarded survey? His day just couldn't get any worse than it already was... lost a metro card, lost a girlfriend, lost a brother...
Boots walked into the living room and stared at the desolate figure on the chair. He shook his head. Blind, blind fool...
"Are you all right?"
Snoddy jumped, apparently oblivious to the fact Boots had entered the room.
"Yeah."
"No you're not."
Snoddy glared at him, fire in his eyes.
"I am," he said softly.
"You know you're not straight."
"I am," he growled.
"You know you're not in love with Judy."
"I. Am."
"You know you're in love with Swifty."
"I AM!"
Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: Sn33zy43457@aol.com
To: MUDblood@aol.com,FastAsianFeet@aol.com,
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what's your first name? Bernard...
middle name? Who's asking?
last name? Peterson =P
nicknames? Snoddy on account of my allergies to...everything...
Spell your name backwards] Yddons...why do ALL our nicknames end in frickin Y? Doesn't it just PISS YOU OFF?! Or maybe EVERYTHING pisses me off I wouldn't KNOW because I CAN'T LOVE A GIRL...never mind...
[Where do you live?]: In a lovely apartment with my best friend BOOTS and some other ASSHOLE
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Tough, angry, stubborn, ME.
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Swifty -_-
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A Chocolate Lab which is loyal and doesn't talk
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: til tomorrow...that makes no sense does it?
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Up yours AND your mothers!
[What's your favourite coin?]: Why am I answering these questions?!?!...pennys are cute though
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: empty. That's mainly it...
[Brush]: Black and sexy are the words that come to mind
[Toothbrush]: deep purple
[Jewelery worn daily]: Uh I don't WEAR Jewelry, I'm STRAIGHT ok?
[Pillow cover]: Lord of the Rings pillow cover...it's damn nice too ok?
[Blanket]: Brown with an orange trim that SOMEbody got me for my birthday...too bad I don't reMEMber who [Coffee cup]: I don't drink no friggin coffee, I drink TEA
[Sunglasses]: I love my CSI sunglasses. I feel like a real FBI/CSI agent in them. Stop laughing.
[Underwear]: Black briefs because ya'll know REAL men wear BREIFS
[Shoes]: nikes or something I don't know...don't really check...
[Handbag]: Uh No but I'm sure if you look in Swifty's closet, you'll find he was lying about something...
[Favorite top]: It's black and says BROOKLYN in bold white stencil letters- Brooklyn pride yo
[Favorite pants]: my black jeans which is what got my last girlfriend...knew I never should've taken them off
[Cologne/Perfume]: Axe...can't keep the girls off me
[CD in stereo right now]: Bright Eyes...they ARENT A GAY BAND
[Tattoos]: Yeah I have FIVE- The elvish number nine for my LOTR bretherin on my right hip, An "S" with two wings coming out of either side on my left ab, the Japanese symbol for tough nails on my stomach, THE ring tattooed around my right pointer finger (that one hurt like a monkey's BITCH), and an eye on my right shoulder blade. Thank you, I know my body IS a work of art.
[Piercings]: I have none. -_-
[Wearing]: a blue button down shirt and jeans. I'd be wearing my hat too if it weren't in the sink. Don't ask.
[Hair]: I don't know, brushed?
[Makeup]: NOOOOO NEVER
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: my tongue dumbass
[In my head]: This Brilliant Dance
[Wishing]: I knew what was up people's asses today...including mine...
[After this]: I WOULD be going to Swifty's race if he weren't such a dumbass
[Talking to]: Nobody. My away message is up
[Eating:] NOTHING. Nothing's in my MOUTH so how can I be EATing something?!
[Do you like candles]: ALLERGIES
[Do you like hot wax]: Used to [Do you like incense]: Actually no, you see, you may find this hard to beLIEVE but I am allergic...
[Do you like the taste of blood]: Probably allergic to that too
[Fetishes]: GIRLS and PORN
Do you like sex? Of COURSE I always have sex all the time! I am like one of those sex machines that can't be turned off like...like COWboy or something
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: None of your damn bussiness
[What/Who is next to you]: some embroidered pillow or something I dunno
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: EAT ME
[Do you believe in love]: Yeah too bad I apparently don't know what it IS
[Do you believe in soulmates]: Yeah
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: YEAH
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: The sick and twisted mind of assholes
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: Judy'll get back together with me...or any girl from the past three months
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- I didn't use to til today if you know what I mean
Who are your enemies- Swifty.
Who do you absolutely hate- Hahaha GUESS
Who have you known the longest- Pie Eater
Who do you tell all your problems to- Pie Eater and...well only Pie Eater now
Who do you trust- Nobody now
Who do you tell all your secrects to- You know you picked a really bad day to ask me these "friends" questions ok?
Who Makes you laugh- DUTCHY and ONLY Dutchy!
Who makes you cry- I DON'T cry Who helps you when you are in trouble- I can stand on my own two damn feet thanks Who has been there for you- ::shrugs::
Who gives you the best advice- Specs who DOESN'T call you names. And Pie Eater who's NICE.
Who cant you tell your secrects to- Swifty he'll just LAUGH
Who back you up in a lie- I don't know because I don't lie unlike most people I KNOW
Who do you hang out with the most- Boots and that other one
Who do you barely hang out with- Pie and I miss his ass BUT NOT IN THAT WAY damnit
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- Further from yeah
Have you ever betrayed a friend- Nope. Unlike most.
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- Used to be my best friend but oh well that's over with apparantly
Who do you mostly fight with- Swifty.
Who do you always get along with- Everybody else.
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Jack or something I don't know
Smartest- Specs I guess
Dumbest- Swifty
Nicest- Girls- Judy...I miss her
Boys- Pie Eater and Mush
Sweetest- Mush
Meanest- Swifty
Hottest- GIRLS urh Cynthia I guess
Cutest- Probably Darleen I dunno
Ugliest- Swifty.
Most Hyper- People who eat sugar
Craziest- same
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- jack
Most Immature- Swifty
Most Annoying- Swifty
Most UNderstanding- Not Swifty.
Funniest- Dutchy and Pie Eater
Shortest- Spot
Tallest- Spot.
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Used to be to my BROTHER but I got DISOWNED apparently so the frickin HOMLESS now
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?
Some girl that I LOVE
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
MUSH you read that MORON?!
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
Ghostbusters
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
JUDY. YEAH.
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? Frodo.
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Nothing. I would be a girl. And I have no problem with girl's bodies as I am a straight as a fucking pin! OK?!
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? Fucking fly
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? My temper wouldn't be so damn short I guess and my nose wouldn't be that big
What is your dream career?
Artist...hence the having no money in my empty ass wallat problem
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Learn how to spell wallat right
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Bright Eyes baby!
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
....why does the answer come clear now, after I've already lost him?
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? WINTER cause it's cold and SHITTY like my MOOD
pop or punk? Punk
rock or rap? Rock heavy frickin metal
23. New York or L.A.? NY...LA sucks Donkey Balls
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark chocolate
25. dogs or cats? Dog, where were you when I said ideal pet CHOCOALTE LAB that's not a food guys!
26. Britney or Christina? Ehh neither for me thanks
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman yeah
28. MTV or VH1? MTV I guess
29. country or classical? Neither DIE DIE DIE
30. day or night? nighttime USED to be fun but now who knows
31. lake or ocean? Ocean because its like me...wow poetic...got a chill for a minute there
32. waffles or pancakes? Toast.
33. soccer or football? Soccer, football is...eh...
34. baseball or swimming? Swimming more fun
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
36. sugar or spice? spice
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Ehh I don't mind
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? FRODO IN LORD OF THE RINGS MAN! Oh my GOD I would die with happiness! I WOULD
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
...I don't think I'm ready to answer that question...or maybe I'm more ready than I'd like to admit...
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
Buy a ticket to New Zealand to see where they filmed Lord of the Rings, buy a ticket to the premiere to Return of the King and go see with Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan OH MY GOD ::dies::
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
...I think what I just wrote...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah and broke my nose that way
44. run into a wall? Why the rush?
45. sleep walked? Boots did this one time right and I made him clean the bathroom...but he really didn't clean it more than he squeezed the toothpaste til there was none left and walked into the wall a couple of times...
46. gone skinny-dipping? Yeah but it was never really fun...
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Uh no ...
48. snuck out of the house at night? Yeah of course
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? I wish I had a car
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? I don't laugh sorry bad mood today...if you didn't get that yet...
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow?
Up your asshole bitch
52. swallow a bug? Probably
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? No I still haven't met Elijah Wood
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: No.
If so who? Fuck off
How long: SCREWWW YOUUU
Do you have a crush: No. NO. ...no...
If so, who: -_-
How long have you liked them: I can tell you how long I've hated this survey!
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Therese something
Who was your first kiss: Who the HELL knows
Have you ever been dumped: fuck you
Have you ever dumped: no.
Do you want to get married: I don't know
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: you shouldn't ask me these questions What will you name your kids?: Jackass so I can say GET OUT OF THE WAY JACKASS and people'll be all ::gasp:: but I'll say hey I was TALKING to my KID
What time is it?: 10:14...Swifty races in an hour Why did you waste your life on this survey? To blow off steam. Jackass.
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Snoddy leaned back as he pressed the sent button, watching the little "You've Sent Your Mail" button pop up. Why the hell had he just filled out that retarded survey? His day just couldn't get any worse than it already was... lost a metro card, lost a girlfriend, lost a brother...
Boots walked into the living room and stared at the desolate figure on the chair. He shook his head. Blind, blind fool...
"Are you all right?"
Snoddy jumped, apparently oblivious to the fact Boots had entered the room.
"Yeah."
"No you're not."
Snoddy glared at him, fire in his eyes.
"I am," he said softly.
"You know you're not straight."
"I am," he growled.
"You know you're not in love with Judy."
"I. Am."
"You know you're in love with Swifty."
"I AM!"