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Date: 11/05/03 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
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what's your first name? Henry blah
middle name? Pffft I don't know...
last name? Wildon...I get the award for the world's corniest name!
nicknames? Snipeshooter...see I actually have a GOOD nickname...
Spell your name backwards] Retoohsepins HAHAHA that looks like rumplestilskin ok it really doesn't...
[Where do you live?]: in California in a shared apartment with Bumlets real nifty like
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Funny, Smart, Loyal and Confident... Damn I'm conceited =D
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Clifford. The Big Red Dog.
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: I want a snake like Boots! BOOTS! WE CAN NAME IT BOOSHOOTER dude wow.
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I don't sleep at ALL during finals week, let me just tell you that.
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Yeah because I just have LOADS of free time Actually I'm saving up my money for something...and I almost have enough =D
[What's your favourite coin?]: the bicentennial DIME damnit
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: It's flat and black with a bunch of those tiny ass buttons stuck in it...two All American Rejects, one Happy Bunny, one with Abraham Lincoln on it and yeah woo crazy me...and then inside are old tickets to movies (The Hulk, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, The Cat in the Hat...I need to clean out my wallet...) a picture of me and Boots from Freshman year in High School when we actually LIVED in the same state, and 24 dollars and five cents in change.
[Brush]: It's black and I prefer to use it as a microphone, much to Bumlets annoyance.
[Toothbrush]: Green or something
[Jewelery worn daily]: I wear about fifteen thousand and one rings a day...well, I make sure to have at least eight on and they're usually skulls or snakes or just plain metal bands...and I usually have some sort of chain around my neck or something I don't' know...I always have my earrings in- three on the right and one of the left.
[Pillow cover]: It's white with blue stripes or green with brown squiggly thangs.
[Blanket]: White and blue checkered...no joke, when you look at my bed you get dizzy...at least it's not fuzzy PINK like SOME PEOPLE'S I KNOW...coughcoughBUMLETScoughcough [Coffee cup]: Out of sterophome cups focker
[Sunglasses]: Just black, roundish frame things...
[Underwear]: I ONLY wear tighty whitays. I like my boys in one place thankyouverymuch
[Shoes]: sneakers or something
[Handbag]: no thanks
[Favorite top]: It's black and it says "Everybody's entitled to my opinion." Damn straight you all are...but then I have this other shirt that's gray and it says "If we forget our past we have no hope for a future" on it and you know, being a history freak and all, just had to let you all know that...I JUST PASSED ON A PEARL OF WISDOM I have to stop now...
[Favorite pants]: They're black too...
[Cologne/Perfume]: Just the smell of my own sweet sweat.
[CD in stereo right now]: Some burned thing that Bumlets made for me. GO ALL AMERICAN REJECTS WOO
[Tattoos]: Five- on the left forearm I have the preamble to the Constitution written, on the right bicep I have a snake because snakes rock my socks, around my bellybutton area I have a skull, a celtic cross on my left shoulder blade and a tattoo of a potato I don't remember getting on my ankle...I really never should've eaten that brownie...
[Piercings]: cartlidge, both earlobes, place above the earlbobe and piece of skin thingy on the ear...going into the ear...I don't know what the MEDICAL term for that is SORRY
[Wearing]: a white shirt with Mount Rushmore on it, gray sweats and white socks...I'm about to go to sleep people, not planning on going out like this...
[Hair]: wet and drippity
[Makeup]: no sorry hun, too late for that ::rolls eyes::...I put eyeliner on in the morning...
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: the aftertaste of toothpaste make me GAG
[In my head]: Boots stripping to Christina Aguileria's Drrrty or whatever it's called...oh wait, it's changed to Boots tap dancing on my kitchen table...naked...
[Wishing]: I had money so I can complete my MASTER PLAN! MUHAHAHAHAAA
[After this]: Going to sleep?
[Talking to]: iming mi LOVER, Racetrack and Specs...I wish I knew where Itey and Jack were at too...
[Eating:] Just brushed my teeth man
[Do you like candles]: does a blind man like cheese?!?!?!?!
[Do you like hot wax]: Does a monkey like his donkey?!?! Loooook, if you try real hard, those two words sorta kinda RHYME yeah... [Do you like incense]: I like n*sync which sort of SOUNDS like incense...whatever happened to them? I mean I saw Justin on SNL but those other guys just sort of got fat and disappeared...one of them went to Mars or something?
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I like the taste of chocolate...
[Fetishes]: having sex while having one wear boots OOPS did I just say that?
Do you like sex? yah
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: Boots...
[What/Who is next to you]: A scary statue of a guy...he's staring at me I'm scared
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want to be buried in WASHIGNTON DC WITH THE PRESIDENT AHHHHHHHH ok wow that was uncalled for
[Do you believe in love]: yeah
[Do you believe in soulmates]: mayve
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: I believe that monkeys know the answer to the future RIGHT?!
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: Uh hello, I am an egotistical bastard, I already know everything, just like BOOTS
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: to get Fifteen dollars and 87 cents...THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR GAH!
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- I sell their stories on the web for fifteen cents a word.
Who are your enemies- I don't get out enough to make enemies fellas
Who do you absolutely hate- This guy who sits in front of me in one of my Lectures...he bites his cuticles the entire hour and he usually winds up BLEEDING on something OH MY GOD
Who have you known the longest- Racetrack you mother flipper
Who do you tell all your problems to- Race and Boots McGee...oh Bumlets too
Bumlets: Damn straight, you're always whining BABY
He doesn't know what he's talking about...delirious child...
Bumlets: Shouldn't you be arguing with somebody on whether or not Columbus was the founder of America?
SHOULDN"T YOU BE PUTTING ON PINK NAIL POLISH?!?!?
............
Guys never mind, he's already got it on...
Who do you trust- Boots
Who do you tell all your secrects to- Boots and sometimes Race or Bummels
Who Makes you laugh- Bummels Baby! And Bootsy boy
Who makes you cry- The Hulk made me cry no really it did, it was that bad
Who helps you when you are in trouble- Boots cause he looooves me awwwww
Who has been there for you- Boots and Race
Who gives you the best advice- Bumlets actually...I don't even talk to Specs anymore
Who cant you tell your secrects to- I HAVE NO SECRETS! They've all been exposed on the internet
Who back you up in a lie- Bummels is the only one who's had to lately...wound up taking my English Professor out but HEY who's asking?
Who do you hang out with the most- bumlets but Boots on cybersex SPACE I meant cyberspace.
Bumlets: You know, the beauty of the keyboard is that you can backspace your mistakes
Eh I said what I said
Who do you barely hang out with- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- Boots?
Have you ever betrayed a friend- yeah I used to be a bad boy...now I'm bad in a good way BOOTS SET ME STRAIGHT and turned me crooked
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- eh I tell everybody which is why I'm passing college
Who do you mostly fight with- I do not ARGUE i DEBATE
Who do you always get along with- Boots because he can put up with me
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Racetrack come on buddy, you know it, I know it, we all know it
Smartest- BOOTS cause yeah
Dumbest- BUMLETS cause he's right there
Nicest- Girls- no Boys- Mushers sends me cards he's so sweet
Sweetest- LOOK I just said sweet and wow
Meanest- Spot cause I don't know everybody said Spot and he said Spot so yes
Hottest- Boots come ON now
Cutest- Boots
Ugliest- JEWEL have you seen her teeth?
Most Hyper- Dutchy yeah
Craziest- Dutchy do you KNOW that
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- Boots
Most Immature- Itey that BABY though who the hell knows wher ehe is
Most Annoying- sarah omg girl STOP CALLING. I. DO.NOT. LIKE. YOU.
Most UNderstanding- Mush is a saint!
Funniest- Everybody in fuckin New York damnit
Shortest- come on now, ya'all know its BOOTS
Tallest- ME!
Bumlets: I didn't know tall was 5 feet now!
...IM FIVE TWO
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Boots no contesto
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?
Why would I be going to Boreno? I'd go somewhere cool...like Japan...or...wait for it... BELGIUM AHHHH
Bumlets: This is wayyyy to dumb
Where the hell did you come from anyway?!
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
Boots, even though I haven't been able to do that for a while now...
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
The president to warn him that the French are coming...
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
I already have too 3
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? I'd totally like be MANDY MOORE OMG nah I think I'd be Thomas Jefferson cause he just rocks my socks...ever see the guy who played him in 1776? ::melts::...Boots don't read that...
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?
Shoot something
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?
Eh I have no talent and I don't want one, I just want to be happy.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? I am just too pretty to want to change anything...ok everything and I think I would figure out how to keep my mouth shut sometimes so I don't make so many enemies
What is your dream career?
Historian!
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?
Go to Borneo of course!
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Boots
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? SUMMER cause then I can see BOOTS though I can see boots whenever I walk past a payless...GET IT?!
pop or punk? punk
rock or rap? rock
23. New York or L.A.? NY bitch
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Milk chocolate ;)
25. dogs or cats? purrrrSNAKES
26. Britney or Christina? Neither?
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman haunts my dreams...
28. MTV or VH1? The History Channel
29. country or classical? The Discovery Channel
30. day or night? night cause I stay up chatting away to my loverdydoverdydoo
31. lake or ocean? Well I'm in California...right by the what? Oh yeah PACIFIC...
32. waffles or pancakes? Waffles with syrup...or just Boots with syrup...wow hard to chose...
33. soccer or football? Soccer DAMN I'm fly for a white guy let me tell you
34. baseball or swimming? baseball
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
36. sugar or spice? and everything nice?
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? I wanna rock your body! WoW I blame Bummels for that one...
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be?
THOMAS JEFFERSON!
Bumlets: Jefferson was over 6 feet tall
...Dream killer...
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
BOOOOOOOOTS damnit, it looks like I'm in love with a pair of boots
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
OMG then I can carry out my MASTER PLAN!
Bumlets: Which would be...
Yeah you'll find out in a week...
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Mainly when we were talking about something and I hadn't read the reading the day before I just kept making these statements and went on about how I was right for about a half hour before the teacher told me that I had it completely wrong...it was more embarrassing than it sounds trust me...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Uh yah
44. run into a wall? a tree
45. sleep walked? Boots does...scares me cause once he got up and walked over to me and said "They're coming" all low and whispery and I got freaked and said "who?" where he paused for about a minute and said "bubblegum"...then I went back to sleep
46. gone skinny-dipping? Im by the OCEAN and POOLS and LAKES and yeah
47. kissed someone of the same sex? No, Boots is a girl.
48. snuck out of the house at night? Nah, to go where? Boots always came to me...I'm going to go to him...
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? I don't DRIVE i WALK
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Maybe yeah
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? No, it comes out my NOSE
52. swallow a bug? I eat bugs on a regular basis because they are HEALTHY and GOOD FOR YOU yeah no
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? Resolved to stop eating bugs and look how well that worked out!
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: Did anybody realize how DUMB that's worded? I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Saved By The Bell...
If so who? BOOTS
How long: a billion years
Do you have a crush: go die
If so, who: eat your banana
How long have you liked them: a zillion millenniums and one
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Catherine Xeller
Who was your first kiss: Kevin Onenightstand
Have you ever been dumped: yeah yeah
Have you ever dumped:yeahhhhh it's a fact of life eh?
Do you want to get married: Maybe
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS What will you name your kids?: Ben and Franklin...get it?! ahahahaha
What time is it? 12...want sleeeeeeeep
Why did you waste your life on this survey? Why didn't you tell me if the Blind man liked cheese huh? Just can't get everything you want can you? CAN YOU?!
A.N: GAH oh my GIDDY AUNT I AM SO SORRY ::begs for mercy of all her reviewers:: I've been soooooo busy with school and the play and everything that I haven't been able to update this thing! AND THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FOR A MILLION AND TEN YEARS DAMNIT! Ahem...so anywho, the play ends the 20 of Decemeber so you'll be getting more updates from me...after that...MUHA anywhooo SHOUT OUTS!
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Date: 11/05/03 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: CigarSTEALer@aol.com
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what's your first name? Henry blah
middle name? Pffft I don't know...
last name? Wildon...I get the award for the world's corniest name!
nicknames? Snipeshooter...see I actually have a GOOD nickname...
Spell your name backwards] Retoohsepins HAHAHA that looks like rumplestilskin ok it really doesn't...
[Where do you live?]: in California in a shared apartment with Bumlets real nifty like
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Funny, Smart, Loyal and Confident... Damn I'm conceited =D
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Clifford. The Big Red Dog.
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: I want a snake like Boots! BOOTS! WE CAN NAME IT BOOSHOOTER dude wow.
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I don't sleep at ALL during finals week, let me just tell you that.
[Ever been to Belgium?]: Yeah because I just have LOADS of free time Actually I'm saving up my money for something...and I almost have enough =D
[What's your favourite coin?]: the bicentennial DIME damnit
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: It's flat and black with a bunch of those tiny ass buttons stuck in it...two All American Rejects, one Happy Bunny, one with Abraham Lincoln on it and yeah woo crazy me...and then inside are old tickets to movies (The Hulk, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, The Cat in the Hat...I need to clean out my wallet...) a picture of me and Boots from Freshman year in High School when we actually LIVED in the same state, and 24 dollars and five cents in change.
[Brush]: It's black and I prefer to use it as a microphone, much to Bumlets annoyance.
[Toothbrush]: Green or something
[Jewelery worn daily]: I wear about fifteen thousand and one rings a day...well, I make sure to have at least eight on and they're usually skulls or snakes or just plain metal bands...and I usually have some sort of chain around my neck or something I don't' know...I always have my earrings in- three on the right and one of the left.
[Pillow cover]: It's white with blue stripes or green with brown squiggly thangs.
[Blanket]: White and blue checkered...no joke, when you look at my bed you get dizzy...at least it's not fuzzy PINK like SOME PEOPLE'S I KNOW...coughcoughBUMLETScoughcough [Coffee cup]: Out of sterophome cups focker
[Sunglasses]: Just black, roundish frame things...
[Underwear]: I ONLY wear tighty whitays. I like my boys in one place thankyouverymuch
[Shoes]: sneakers or something
[Handbag]: no thanks
[Favorite top]: It's black and it says "Everybody's entitled to my opinion." Damn straight you all are...but then I have this other shirt that's gray and it says "If we forget our past we have no hope for a future" on it and you know, being a history freak and all, just had to let you all know that...I JUST PASSED ON A PEARL OF WISDOM I have to stop now...
[Favorite pants]: They're black too...
[Cologne/Perfume]: Just the smell of my own sweet sweat.
[CD in stereo right now]: Some burned thing that Bumlets made for me. GO ALL AMERICAN REJECTS WOO
[Tattoos]: Five- on the left forearm I have the preamble to the Constitution written, on the right bicep I have a snake because snakes rock my socks, around my bellybutton area I have a skull, a celtic cross on my left shoulder blade and a tattoo of a potato I don't remember getting on my ankle...I really never should've eaten that brownie...
[Piercings]: cartlidge, both earlobes, place above the earlbobe and piece of skin thingy on the ear...going into the ear...I don't know what the MEDICAL term for that is SORRY
[Wearing]: a white shirt with Mount Rushmore on it, gray sweats and white socks...I'm about to go to sleep people, not planning on going out like this...
[Hair]: wet and drippity
[Makeup]: no sorry hun, too late for that ::rolls eyes::...I put eyeliner on in the morning...
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: the aftertaste of toothpaste make me GAG
[In my head]: Boots stripping to Christina Aguileria's Drrrty or whatever it's called...oh wait, it's changed to Boots tap dancing on my kitchen table...naked...
[Wishing]: I had money so I can complete my MASTER PLAN! MUHAHAHAHAAA
[After this]: Going to sleep?
[Talking to]: iming mi LOVER, Racetrack and Specs...I wish I knew where Itey and Jack were at too...
[Eating:] Just brushed my teeth man
[Do you like candles]: does a blind man like cheese?!?!?!?!
[Do you like hot wax]: Does a monkey like his donkey?!?! Loooook, if you try real hard, those two words sorta kinda RHYME yeah... [Do you like incense]: I like n*sync which sort of SOUNDS like incense...whatever happened to them? I mean I saw Justin on SNL but those other guys just sort of got fat and disappeared...one of them went to Mars or something?
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I like the taste of chocolate...
[Fetishes]: having sex while having one wear boots OOPS did I just say that?
Do you like sex? yah
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: Boots...
[What/Who is next to you]: A scary statue of a guy...he's staring at me I'm scared
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want to be buried in WASHIGNTON DC WITH THE PRESIDENT AHHHHHHHH ok wow that was uncalled for
[Do you believe in love]: yeah
[Do you believe in soulmates]: mayve
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: I believe that monkeys know the answer to the future RIGHT?!
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: Uh hello, I am an egotistical bastard, I already know everything, just like BOOTS
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: to get Fifteen dollars and 87 cents...THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR GAH!
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- I sell their stories on the web for fifteen cents a word.
Who are your enemies- I don't get out enough to make enemies fellas
Who do you absolutely hate- This guy who sits in front of me in one of my Lectures...he bites his cuticles the entire hour and he usually winds up BLEEDING on something OH MY GOD
Who have you known the longest- Racetrack you mother flipper
Who do you tell all your problems to- Race and Boots McGee...oh Bumlets too
Bumlets: Damn straight, you're always whining BABY
He doesn't know what he's talking about...delirious child...
Bumlets: Shouldn't you be arguing with somebody on whether or not Columbus was the founder of America?
SHOULDN"T YOU BE PUTTING ON PINK NAIL POLISH?!?!?
............
Guys never mind, he's already got it on...
Who do you trust- Boots
Who do you tell all your secrects to- Boots and sometimes Race or Bummels
Who Makes you laugh- Bummels Baby! And Bootsy boy
Who makes you cry- The Hulk made me cry no really it did, it was that bad
Who helps you when you are in trouble- Boots cause he looooves me awwwww
Who has been there for you- Boots and Race
Who gives you the best advice- Bumlets actually...I don't even talk to Specs anymore
Who cant you tell your secrects to- I HAVE NO SECRETS! They've all been exposed on the internet
Who back you up in a lie- Bummels is the only one who's had to lately...wound up taking my English Professor out but HEY who's asking?
Who do you hang out with the most- bumlets but Boots on cybersex SPACE I meant cyberspace.
Bumlets: You know, the beauty of the keyboard is that you can backspace your mistakes
Eh I said what I said
Who do you barely hang out with- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- Boots?
Have you ever betrayed a friend- yeah I used to be a bad boy...now I'm bad in a good way BOOTS SET ME STRAIGHT and turned me crooked
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- eh I tell everybody which is why I'm passing college
Who do you mostly fight with- I do not ARGUE i DEBATE
Who do you always get along with- Boots because he can put up with me
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Racetrack come on buddy, you know it, I know it, we all know it
Smartest- BOOTS cause yeah
Dumbest- BUMLETS cause he's right there
Nicest- Girls- no Boys- Mushers sends me cards he's so sweet
Sweetest- LOOK I just said sweet and wow
Meanest- Spot cause I don't know everybody said Spot and he said Spot so yes
Hottest- Boots come ON now
Cutest- Boots
Ugliest- JEWEL have you seen her teeth?
Most Hyper- Dutchy yeah
Craziest- Dutchy do you KNOW that
Shyest- Mush
Most Outgoing- Boots
Most Immature- Itey that BABY though who the hell knows wher ehe is
Most Annoying- sarah omg girl STOP CALLING. I. DO.NOT. LIKE. YOU.
Most UNderstanding- Mush is a saint!
Funniest- Everybody in fuckin New York damnit
Shortest- come on now, ya'all know its BOOTS
Tallest- ME!
Bumlets: I didn't know tall was 5 feet now!
...IM FIVE TWO
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Boots no contesto
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?
Why would I be going to Boreno? I'd go somewhere cool...like Japan...or...wait for it... BELGIUM AHHHH
Bumlets: This is wayyyy to dumb
Where the hell did you come from anyway?!
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
Boots, even though I haven't been able to do that for a while now...
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
The president to warn him that the French are coming...
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
I already have too 3
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? I'd totally like be MANDY MOORE OMG nah I think I'd be Thomas Jefferson cause he just rocks my socks...ever see the guy who played him in 1776? ::melts::...Boots don't read that...
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?
Shoot something
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?
Eh I have no talent and I don't want one, I just want to be happy.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? I am just too pretty to want to change anything...ok everything and I think I would figure out how to keep my mouth shut sometimes so I don't make so many enemies
What is your dream career?
Historian!
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?
Go to Borneo of course!
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Boots
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? SUMMER cause then I can see BOOTS though I can see boots whenever I walk past a payless...GET IT?!
pop or punk? punk
rock or rap? rock
23. New York or L.A.? NY bitch
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Milk chocolate ;)
25. dogs or cats? purrrrSNAKES
26. Britney or Christina? Neither?
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman haunts my dreams...
28. MTV or VH1? The History Channel
29. country or classical? The Discovery Channel
30. day or night? night cause I stay up chatting away to my loverdydoverdydoo
31. lake or ocean? Well I'm in California...right by the what? Oh yeah PACIFIC...
32. waffles or pancakes? Waffles with syrup...or just Boots with syrup...wow hard to chose...
33. soccer or football? Soccer DAMN I'm fly for a white guy let me tell you
34. baseball or swimming? baseball
35. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
36. sugar or spice? and everything nice?
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? I wanna rock your body! WoW I blame Bummels for that one...
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be?
THOMAS JEFFERSON!
Bumlets: Jefferson was over 6 feet tall
...Dream killer...
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
BOOOOOOOOTS damnit, it looks like I'm in love with a pair of boots
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
OMG then I can carry out my MASTER PLAN!
Bumlets: Which would be...
Yeah you'll find out in a week...
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Mainly when we were talking about something and I hadn't read the reading the day before I just kept making these statements and went on about how I was right for about a half hour before the teacher told me that I had it completely wrong...it was more embarrassing than it sounds trust me...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Uh yah
44. run into a wall? a tree
45. sleep walked? Boots does...scares me cause once he got up and walked over to me and said "They're coming" all low and whispery and I got freaked and said "who?" where he paused for about a minute and said "bubblegum"...then I went back to sleep
46. gone skinny-dipping? Im by the OCEAN and POOLS and LAKES and yeah
47. kissed someone of the same sex? No, Boots is a girl.
48. snuck out of the house at night? Nah, to go where? Boots always came to me...I'm going to go to him...
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? I don't DRIVE i WALK
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Maybe yeah
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? No, it comes out my NOSE
52. swallow a bug? I eat bugs on a regular basis because they are HEALTHY and GOOD FOR YOU yeah no
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? Resolved to stop eating bugs and look how well that worked out!
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: Did anybody realize how DUMB that's worded? I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Saved By The Bell...
If so who? BOOTS
How long: a billion years
Do you have a crush: go die
If so, who: eat your banana
How long have you liked them: a zillion millenniums and one
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Catherine Xeller
Who was your first kiss: Kevin Onenightstand
Have you ever been dumped: yeah yeah
Have you ever dumped:yeahhhhh it's a fact of life eh?
Do you want to get married: Maybe
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS What will you name your kids?: Ben and Franklin...get it?! ahahahaha
What time is it? 12...want sleeeeeeeep
Why did you waste your life on this survey? Why didn't you tell me if the Blind man liked cheese huh? Just can't get everything you want can you? CAN YOU?!
A.N: GAH oh my GIDDY AUNT I AM SO SORRY ::begs for mercy of all her reviewers:: I've been soooooo busy with school and the play and everything that I haven't been able to update this thing! AND THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FOR A MILLION AND TEN YEARS DAMNIT! Ahem...so anywho, the play ends the 20 of Decemeber so you'll be getting more updates from me...after that...MUHA anywhooo SHOUT OUTS!
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