The only ways that I'll describe Spyro and Ripto is like this:
'Ripto(Spyro)' is Spyro, 'Spyro(Ripto) is Ripto.'
Chapter 1:
Ripto(Spyro): No way, no way, NO WAY!! This...this HAS to be a dream! No wait...A NIGHTMARE!
Turns out they were in Jurassic Jungle, trying to get their brains to believe that they've switched bodies.
Spyro(Ripto): Uh...(looks down at himself), I'm a...A DRAGON! I'M NOT EVEN WEARING ANY CLOTHS! Eh...(turns green faced) I think I'm gonna be sick...
Ripto(Spyro): You think YOU have it bad shrimp?! I'm short, AND I SMELL LIKE ONIONS!
Spyro(Ripto): Wait...I'm not short? I'M NOT SHORT! HA! Who's short now, PURPLE PEST?!
Ripto(Spyro): Speak for yourself. YOUR the dragon now, not me.
Spyro(Ripto): (Xl) You know, you always have to ruin my fun.
Ripto(Spyro): How did this happen?! All I remember is charging, and...WAIT! THAT'S IT!
Spyro(Ripto): What's it?
Ripto(Spyro): We knocked eachother out from charging eachother in the head! We...we have to charge like last time!
Spyro(Ripto): Are you insane?! Its bad enough I have a migrane from that last inccident! That's like saying 'Hey, lets jump off a bridge!'
Ripto(Spyro): Well, its either that or you stay as a dragon for the rest of your life.
Spyro(Ripto): (O.o;) Uh...DEAL!
They both took their original positions. Soon they were charging at eachother in full speed. They clashed heads again...only to recieve a huge bump on their heads.
Spyro(Ripto): (Xd) That...WAS THE MOST IDEOTIC IDEA I'VE SEEN FROM YOU!!!
Ripto(Spyro): (glares) I know...I think this body is giving me mental retardation!
Spyro(Ripto): (glares back) Har har! That's SO humerous of you!
Ripto(Spyro): Well, I guess we have no choice. We'll have to go to the Professor for help.
Spyro(Ripto): What, that book worm?! Like he'll be of service to us!
Ripto(Spyro): (-.-)...Do I have to say this again?
Spyro(Ripto): FINE! If it'll help get me out of this DEMON of a body, then FINE!
Ripto(Spyro): FINE!
The Dragon Realms:
Both reptiles soon arrived out of the portal transport to Jurassic Jungle. They walked by a few buildings, then arrived at the main castle.
Spyro(Ripto): This had better work!
Ripto(Spyro): Relax, shrimp! My friends always helped me.
Spyro(Ripto): (smirks) Look who's talking now!
Ripto(Spyro): (glares) Shut up!
Once they were in, they saw Hunter, Bianca and Elora hanging out near the fountain. When the group saw the small image of Ripto, well...
Everyone else: (O.O;;)
Bianca: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Elora: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
Hunter: YOU LITTLE LIZARD!
Hunter started to shoot random arrows and Bianca was using her magic, not knowing that it was really Spyro in Ripto's body. He ended up thrown out of the castle.
Elora: Don't you ever, EVER, come here and show your face in this world AGAIN!(slams the door in Spyro's face)
In the castle:
Bianca: Are you ok Spyro?
Hunter: Yeah! You look like you just got run over by a truck! Must have been a tough battle, huh?
Ripto had the voice of Spyro, but luckly he had his own voice in his thoughts.
Spyro(Ripto): 'They...actually think I'm the purple pest? (smirks) This should be fun.'
Elora: Are you ok?
Spyro(Ripto): Uh...YEAH, yeah! I'm ok...(thinks) Elora. 'Then again, he has stupid friends, and I'M a dragon! A creature that I loath entirely! (sighs) I guess I might as well tell them before it gets any worse.' Listen, you'll probably want to sit for this, but...I'm not really Spyro.
Hunter: What do you mean?
Bianca: You look like him, sound like him. I don't see any difference. Unless...there's something wrong?
Spyro(Ripto): Well, something happened while I was in that battle. Me...well...I'M RIPTO!
Ripto just yelled it out at the top of his lungs. Everyone flinched, but only one answer came out of them.
Everyone else: (o.o;).....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Spyro(Ripto): WHAT?! What's so funny?!
Bianca: Hehe...you, being Ripto?! T-T-THAT'S TOO FUNNY! (continues to laugh)
Hunter: Y-yeah! We just threw out Ripto!
Spyro(Ripto): 'WHAT IDIOTS!' I'm serious! The guy you just through out was Spyro, but in MY body!
Elora: I guess your just tired from that battle. I'll take you to Summer Forest to get something to eat. You need some rest.
Spyro(Ripto): ME AND SPYRO SWITCHED....wait, food? Real home made (drools) food?
Elora: Well...its been like that since the dawn of time.
Spyro(Ripto): 'Well...I am hungry, and she DID offer' (grins)
Meanwhile, the real Spyro was wandering around near the Jurassic Jungle portal,
still recovering from that last inccident.
Ripto(Spyro): 'I...I can't believe this. My life is ruined! All because of Ripto! My friends, the dragons, now they'll never believe me! I'm as good as DEAD!'
Spyro started to cry. He didn't know what to do anymore. He now looked like the #1 enemy of the Dragon Realms, Avalar AND the Forgotten World! Mostly he was the enemy of everyone! Maybe even Sparks wouldn't believe him if he tried! But then a new spark grew inside Spyro, and I don't think it was Ripto's body's immune system either.
Ripto(Spyro): 'Wait a minute...why am I crying like a baby for?! I've been in worse situations than this! I may have Ripto's body, but I still have my heart!' (whipes off his tears) I'm not giving up that easy! Even if it takes years! I'll learn magic if I have to! (sighs) But for now, I have to set up a place to live. But...how?
Just then, two, large, shadowy figures were walking slowly behind Spyro's back. One figure taped him on the shoulder, and like his original reflex, Spyro turned around and took a fighting stance. To his suprise, it was Ripto's lackys!
Crush: There you are bossman! We've been looking for you!
Ripto(Spyro): You...you have?
Crush: We couldn't find you at the battle scene, so we figured-
Gulp: I FIGURED!
Crush: (glares)...WE figured you'd try to attack the castle.
Ripto(Spyro): 'They think I'm Ripto?! Jeez, they're more dense than I thought!' Listen...guys, I have to tell you something.
Gulp: What?
Ripto(Spyro): Well...I'm actually Spyro, but me and your boss switched bodies! It was during the battle. I don't know how it happened, but it DID!
Crush: (shakes his head in doubt) Oh boy...Ripto has amnesia again. Gulp, take the stray jacket out.
Ripto(Spyro): WHAT?! (Gulp ties Spyro up and put him on his back) WAIT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! WE SWITCHED BODIES!! LET ME GO!
Crush: Don't worry your shortness. We'll get your memory back.
Gulp: Yeah, remember the last time he had amnesia?
Crush:...YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP! My self-esteem is still recovering from that!
Ripto(Spyro): I DON'T HAVE AMNESIA YOU STUPID RIPTOCS! I- (gets a tranquillizer poked in him)...eee...(falls asleep)
Crush: It'll be over soon.