Chapter 2:

Spyro(Ripto): (stuffing his face) Oh man! Turkey, mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, STUFFING! Its not even November and its like Thanksgiving! (stuffs a spoon of potatoes in his mouth) KEEP IT COMING!

Since Ripto was in Spyro's body now, he figured he would try to take advantage of it while he had the chance.

Elora: (brings more stuffing) You're hungry aren't you? That battle must have been tough. Good thing Ripto's gone now.

Spyro(Ripto): Huh...OH YEAH, right! You bet I'm hungry! Spy-...I mean Ripto really put up one!

Elora: I'll be back with desert.

Spyro(Ripto): (stuffs a handfull of stuffing in his mouth) Don't forget the whipped cream! 'I don't see how Spyro tries to live like a normal dragon. He could live like a King if he wanted to! Well (smirks) maybe I can change all this.'

In another room:

Bianca: (watches Spyro eat) Huh, you'd think Spyro would have some better table manners. That's discusting how he's eating!

Elora: Well...if you put a t-boned steak near a starving cheetah, they'd probably eat the same way. Spyro's just tired is all.

Bianca: Yeah, but don't you think something is weird about him? Ever since he came back from battle-

Elora: Stop worrying so much! Everything is fine!

Ripto's Lair:

Crush: Ok. Set him here. No here! HERE- (crash sounds) NICE JOB GULP! Now he's got a bruise for the morning!

Luckly for for them, Spyro was still asleep.

Gulp: You told me to put him on the throan!

Crush: No I didn't!

Gulp: DID!

Crush: DIDN'T!

Gulp: DID!

Crush: DIDN'T

Gulp: DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDID!!

Spyro started to wake up again. He watched as the two dinosaurs fought eachother verbally.

Crush: PASTE FOR BRAINS!

Gulp: JERK FACE!

Crush: TUBBY!

Gulp: BLUE BOY!

Crush: Blue boy? What kinda insult is that?

Ripto(Spyro): Hey...what's going on guys?

Both dinosaurs turned to the form of Ripto.

Ripto(Spyro): Ow...(rubs the back of his head) why does my head hurt?

Gulp: (o.o;)...Crush did it.

Crush: I DID NOT!

Gulp: DID!

Crush: DIDN'T!

Gulp: DID!

Crush&Gulp: DIDN'T, DID, DIDN'T, DID, DIDN'T, DI-

Ripto(Spyro): OK, ok! I get it! I don't really care who DID it! Wait (looks around) where am I?

Crush:Uh...your home your shortness.

Ripto(Spyro): You don't have to call me that. Just call me Spy-...I mean, sir.

Gulp: Ok sir! (puts a cheesy grin on)

While Spyro was going to be in Ripto's body, he'd might as well get use to the place he lived in now. Especially if he's going to try to make friends to two brainless dinosaurs. But for how long he was going to be like this...he had NO clue!

He started to look around his new home. He noticed some paintings around the corner or on the walls. Maybe a few statues here and there. Then he notice a certain door way that led to the throan room. It wasn't that big, seeing that it would fit a small Riptoc's size. Spyro went up to the throan and took a seat. For some reason, he felt a little better about all this body switching stuff.

Ripto(Spyro): 'Huh...it's not so bad I guess. I get a neat throan and castle...Oh who am I kidding?! This stupid body is making me greedy! I've gotta find a way to convince these guys that I'M Spyro!'

He didn't really notice Gulp and Crush in the room until Crush went up to him.

Crush: Uh...sir?

Ripto(Spyro): Huh wha-?

Crush: I was going to say that your army of Riptocs are ready for the full attack on the Dragon Realms castle. They're awaiting your orders to start.

Ripto(Spyro): 'Oh really? So that whole battle back there was just a distraction. Well...just for a little pay back...' Pull the armies back!

Crush: What?! B-but sir, they've been waiting for days!

Ripto(Spyro): (glares) Do you question my abilities?! 'Hehe, abilities. I've already got the lingo! Good thing I do role play at the Avalar clubs!'

Crush: N-no sir! I'll call them back right away! (runs out)

Gulp: C-can I do anything? Please? (give puppy eyes)

Ripto(Spyro): Well...I am kinda hungry.

Gulp: I'll get it! (runs out)

Ripto(Spyro): 'Man...this is too weird! I've never lived like this before. Ok...now how do you convince two dinos that your someone else?'

Crush: Sir, the army is back in order, but they want to know if they're going to attack.

Ripto(Spyro): 'I KNOW! I'll be off character!' (smiles happily) No, the attack is canceled, but the whole army gets a raise for waiting patiently. That includes you too. In fact, you and Gulp can take the day off!

Crush: Uh...thank you! (runs out to the hall way) GULP! WE GOT THE DAY OFF!

Gulp: (runs in) I couldn't really find anything except this, sir. (hands Spyro a bag of cheetos)

Ripto(Spyro): Cool! (opens the bag and starts eating) You guys want some? Wait...you know what, I'll get some pizzas. (looks around) Where's the phone?

Gulp: Over there. (points to a phone)

Ripto(Spyro): (calls Ziggy's Pizza)

Ziggy: (on the other line) Hello this is Ziggy's Pizzaria! What's your order?

Ripto(Spyro): Yeah, I need three large pizzas. one with peppers, one with...(turns to Gulp and Crush) what do you guys want?

Crush: Uh...just cheese.

Gulp: Gummie worms for me!

Ripto(Spyro): (back on the phone) One plain, and one with gummie worms.

Ziggy: Will that be pick up or delivery?

Ripto(Spyro): Delivery! The address is...uh-

Crush: Molten Crater Chateau.

Ripto(Spyro): Yeah! Molten Crater Chateau..."Ripto's Chateau."

Ziggy: Uh...o-ok. T-the delivery w-will be there i-in t-ten minutes. T-thank you! (hangs up)

Ripto(Spyro): (hangs up) Well that went well. (looks around) Ya got a Tv around here?

Back in the Dragon Realms:

Spyro(Ripto): Aw man...that was great. I was never this full in my entire life! Your cooking is great Elora!

Elora: Thank you. Do you need to sleep?

Hunter: (runs in) He doesn't need sleep. Besides, we were gonna go skateboarding, right Spyro?

Ripto almost threw up everything he ate from hearing the word.

Spyro(Ripto): 'S-skateboarding?! That daredevil sport?! Is he INSANE?! Wait...obviously Spyro likes this sport. But I don't know the first thing about skateboarding!' Uh...well, I'm kinda full right now. Maybe a little nap, then I'll come?

Hunter: (shrugs) Alright. I'll see you later. (runs out)

Elora: I'll take you to your room ok?

Spyro(Ripto): Uh...can I go to the library first? I need to get something.

Elora: Ok, I'll wait here.

Ripto started to run out to the right side of the hall.

Elora: SPYRO?

Spyro(Ripto): (runs back) What?

Elora: The library is on the left!

Spyro(Ripto): Oh...(blushes) right. (runs out)

Ripto's Chateau:

Ziggy: (goes up to the huge door and rings the bell)

Crush: (answers) Thanks, I'll take those. (takes the pizzas) Here's the gems we owe you.

Ziggy: N-no! (runs) ITS ON THE HOUSE!

Crush: Uh...ok. (slams the door shut)

Spyro and Gulp were busy playing a fighting game on a PS2.

Ripto(Spyro): HA! There's no way your beating me with #18!

Gulp: Like you'll beat me with Kid Buu-...AW MAN! You won again!

Ripto(Spyro): Yeah! IN YOUR FACE!

Gulp:...2 outta 3?

Ripto(Spyro): Your on! (looks at the pizzas) Cool, pizzas here! (starts to eat a slice)

Crush: Uh...sir? I'm not sure if your aware or not, but it's 7:30pm.

Ripto(Spyro): (starts to eat another) So? Am I suppose to be doing something? (continues to eat)

Crush: Well...you said you have a meeting with the Sorceress.

Spyro just spit out all the pizza he ate.

Ripto(Spyro): 'HER?! She's still alive?! I can believe this!' Uh...I do?

Gulp: Yeah I remember! She yelled at you for not showing up the last time. You said if you didn't show up this time, she'd kill you for it.

Ripto(Spyro): 'Great, now I gotta meet that witch again!' Uh...where did she say to meet?