I woke up. I was comfortable, for once in many years. A soft bed greeted my senses, clean air, and color. It was so strange, what had happened? Is this heaven? I looked around, and saw that beyond me was a wreck. While it might be colorful, one side stank and the other was... covered in old clothing and what must have been the biggest collection of porno magazines ever. I immediately went on my instincts. I got up, and started cleaning, I gathered up all the clothes, and brought them to the bathroom on the far corner of the room. Seeing no soap, I rinsed out the clothing as best I could with hot water then cold and sprayed some deodorant on to make them smell better and hung them in odd places all over the room. Next I took care of the process of throwing away all this old food left all over the room and especially the bed and threw it all away, some of it even had mold on it. I spent hours cleaning. Later, exhausted, I fell back to sleep. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!!" I woke up, my eyes blinded by the light. As I made out a figure, I recognized it as Gene Starwind. "Hey, I cleaned your room, and your welcome." I said. Gene glared at me. "I liked it the way it was, and whats that smell?" his nose was wrinkled up, and he was making loud sniffing noises as if his nose were having a seizure of sorts. "Oh that? That's your deodorant, guess you don't use it much, it's 5 years old." "Hey! No one is supposed to know that!" "said it on the bottle." "oh, well I'm Gene, you washed up in a rescue pod, who are you?" "I'm someone, I don't know, I have only existed in the past few years as a slave for the enjoyment of your former enemies, they ARE former, right?" "yeah" "good, so am I staying in here?" "no, your going to be sleeping out in the lounge for now, until we get back and do something about you." "can't I stay with you?" "heh heh heh, no, we already have a ketaro ketaro on board, last thing we need is a clean freak who makes my life horrible, it will take hours to mess this room up again, and how will I get the smell back?" I looked at Gene, puzzled, he was scratching his head(eew) and looking around as if I had filled his room with green penguins. "I am very sorry, please forgive me," said I. "only if you don't come back in this place." "ok, I promise I will never clean your room again!" "alright, you have anyone you can call or anything?" "no, my family is dead and I have no friends" "shit"

After that Gene took me to meet everyone, Aisha scared me, Jim was cute, but was really scared of me, and super paranoid, and Melfina was... I like Melfina. I didn't have anything to do, so I wandered the ship, making friends with Gilium. I went into the kitchen and saw Melfina cooking, she was cutting up potatoes and left briefly to stir something. I immediately took her place and started cutting for her. Melfina looked briefly at me, an "oh" escaping her lips. I continued to help her and we both learned a little, the meal was amazing, and large, Aisha ate sooo much!!! That done, Gene retired, seeing as how it was very late. Later everyone else went to bed as well, I was brought to another room to sleep in. After rolling and tossing for a few hours, I got up and went to Gene's room. He was sprawled out like a cat over his bed. I just walked over and got into the bed and made myself comfortable on his chest, and was instantly asleep.

PLEASE REVIEW GUYS!!! I'm trying my best to write, but I guess I'm just not very good at it, you can always tell me how I can make it better. I'm not thinking too clearly anyways, I came down with Strep throat so I'm kinda outa it