Chapter Seven is here! Everyone's ready and eager I hope! But I must confess... part of my motives for putting this up here so early is to ask a question to my readers. There used to be this mega-awesome suder-hilarious Ron Hermoine fic that was done with the songs from Moulin Rouge. I don't remember the name of it, but the first chapter starts at a Quidditch match, and Ron's singing El Tango de Roxanne while watching Veelas dance and Krum flirt with 'Mione. I've done search after search and have pored through over 60 pages of Ron and Hermone fiction with no luck. Anyone know what I'm talking about? If you do, can you tell me where to find it? Lots of love, your author.

Chapter 7: Death. Or is it?

As the sun started to set, a carriage pulled up to Hogsmeade Castle. Looking out the windows, an astonished Ginny was gaping.

"Whoa! We live here?! I mean, I've seen the turrets from home, but this is huge!"

"Glad you like it. What we'll do is take you to your room 'til the sun is totally set, just to be safe. When it does, we'll take you to mum and dad. They'll be thrilled to see you." Bill said.

"Hey George?"

"Yeah Fred?"

"Think our room's the same?"

"I hope not. Last time we were in there, we were three..."

"At least you two remember home. I don't." Ron sulked.

"Cheer up Ronnie. We can learn together." Ginny smiled.

As the carriage pulled across the bridge, they all smiled. Somehow, even for those who didn't remember living there, it seemed like home. Warm and inviting. Once parked, they all snuck around the back and up many flights of stairs, through hidden doors, and secret passages. After a while, they stopped and faced a portrait of a Lady in a pink dress.

"Password dearies?" Bill and Charlie smiled.

"Pixie dust!" They said together. The portrait swung open, leading them into a large tower area.

"Whoa!"

"This is cool!"

"Why don't we remember this?"

"You two were too young. This guys, is Gryffindor tower. It's our own wing. It has our rooms, bathrooms, a library of our own, rooms to play and study, and just plain relax. Mum and Dad's wing is opposite and is called The Burrow. We're free to go and see them anytime we wish. Though they're usually out having fun with everyone around too." Charlie smiled at their awed faces.

"Really? That doesn't sound like the Kings and Queens I've read about..." Ginny said.

"Well, they really rather hang out and be more like regular people. But they're ALWAYS here for us. Though they may take some tracking down." Bill said.

"Does it always take that long to get here?" Ginny asked.

"No. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter. The stairs change you know." A pompous voice said. They all turned to see a skinny boy with horn rimmed glasses and impeccably neat hair stood there. He had their same flaming hair colour, and freckles. Bill and Charlie groaned.

"Percy. They just came home. So save you're smarter-than-thouness for a week." Charlie said. Ignoring him, Percy swept down and pulled Ginny into his arms.

"She's sooooo adorable! She looks like both mum and dad. She managed to grow up well. Considering..." Percy held her at arms length. "Mum and Dad seen yet?"

"NO! And they won't till sundown's over. To be safe." Bill said.

"Hey Percy." The twins said. They only vaguely remembered him, but they knew enough to realize he'd be a perfect guinea pig. (a/n: Waaahhhaaaa! I'm Evil.)

"Hullo. And you too Ronnie." He hugged them all. Bill and Charlie took this moment to shuffle Ginny to her room. It was painted like a sunset, with forest scenes around the walls.

"Oooooooo! This is mine?" She asked. Just then the twins and Ron burst in.

"I see why we didn't bring him along!" Ron panted.

"Ok, you wait here and look around the tower. When it's safe, we'll come for you." Charlie said. They all heard a click and turned to see Bill busying himself in a cabinet behind them.

"These are yours. It's time for you to have them." He placed a small dainty tiara on her head. It was silver with a single tiny emerald in the top. He also placed a necklace around her neck of the same style. "We're going to act like nothing's happening, so see ya later."

"Later!" Ginny said waving goodbye. Once gone, Ginny started bouncing up and down on the bed happily.

She giggled as the bed shot her closer and closer to the ceiling. When she was done, she flopped down on it and sighed.

She loved all of this. Hermione was definitely getting invited over a lot. Princess or not, they were best friends. "Harry'll like it here too. He seems like the adventurous type." She quickly jumped off and decided to go exploring. Racing around the tower, she ran up the many stairs and spires. There were libraries with really large amounts of books on every subject. After she'd explored the main tower, she ran all the way up to the attic to see what it held. In her books, castle attics held cool artefacts and treasures. When she arrived, all she saw was an object she'd never seen before. It was glowing an eerie acid green and a silver owl was sitting on the wheel. "Hello!" She said to it.

"Whroooo." Draco cooed softly.

"What is this?"

"Whooooooo whooooo." Draco opened his wing towards a needle on the other side of the wheel. Ginny walked over to it, her eyes bright with curiosity. She ran her finger over it.

"Is it sharp?" She breathed. She touched it lightly and suddenly felt very sleepy. The room swirled before her and the last thing she heard was a laughing 'Whroo whroo whroo' from the owl. As she slept, a figure cloaked in black from head to foot flew in through the window.

"So, I finally win. The Princess is dead." He walked towards her body, but suddenly hit the ground with a thud. Looking up, Snape noticed his robes under one of his boots. (a/n: C'mon now, you really think I'd just let him be slick?) Grumbling, Snape turned Ginny's body over, a triumphant smile on his face. "DAMMIT!" He shouted, once realising that she was just asleep. "But how?" Just then he heard voices coming from outside.

"Sure she's here?"

"Well, if she's not, the other's may find her."

"Good point." Snape glared as Gred and Forge entered the room. Seeing Snape there, they gaped and screamed for Bill. Snape took this moment to leave with Ginny's body on hand. Once at Slytherin Mountain, he laid Ginny in the uppermost tower.


"Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit!" Bill said pacing.

"How did this happen?" Ron asked sadly.

"Mind your tongue!" Minerva said sharply to Bill. The three fae and the princes were trying to figure out what to do.

"Well, I can see where he took her. I'll read the crystal." Sybill flicked her wand, and a glowing white orb appeared. Minerva mumbled something about that old bat, and Poppy cleared her throat softly.

"Since the sun's setting, we should do something about the castle. We can't exactly tell the King and Queen." She said. "I think we should enchant the castle to sleep until she wakes."

"Ohhh! Poppy, that's a wonderful idea." Minerva bounced over to her and grabbed her hands.

"While you do that, we'll go and try to find this guy. We should meet him in passing." Percy said. "If Gin feel in love with him, then she should wake up to his kiss." The others nodded solemnly, but were startled by a loud 'AHA!' from the corner.

"She's at Slytherin Mountain!" Sybill said in triumph. Minerva rolled her eyes and Poppy sighed.

"Well of COURSE he took her there you stupid bat! That IS after all where he LIVES!" Minerva shouted tossing the crystal out the window. "Moron. A bloody fool." She muttered. The three faeries turned to the princes.

"Get out of here so that you don't get caught in the spell. Find the guy and bring him to the mountain." The boys nodded and ran about the tower. In minutes, they all had their armour and swords. They left and disappeared into the woods.

"Good now they're gone, so let's hop to it." Poppy said. They all shrunk down and flew around the castle sprinkling the entire kingdom with sleep powder. The last sounds heard in the entire land was a cat mewing, and James Potter muttering to Arthur, "He's fallen in love with some girl other than your Ginny..." They then grew brambles around the entire castle, only to do the thing correctly.


WHOAHEY! I actually got this done! Next up, Harry arrives at the cottage, but not to what he hoped. He learns something astonishing, and needs a wee bit of help... Luckily, WEASLY BOYS TO THE RESCUE! Yes, even Percy.