How Much Can A Person Take With Out Losing It?

HIIIII!! Tenth chapy, yay, I'm so happy!! . I really want to thank all of you for sticking with me the whole time. Ok folks, a friend of mine convinced me to write a lemon, but it wont be this chapter, maybe the next. Also I was thinking about making a certain some one accidentally betray another certain some one, but I'm not sure yet. So I would really like it if you could review me on what you think! Especially you Mica, cuz I know your reading!!

"Uh Kurama, I think we're lost." Asana pointed out. Kurama looked around.

"Yes, I believe your right," he said scratching his head "Maybe we should go left instead of right this time." He said, indicating the fork in the road.

"Okay." She agreed smiling. Kurama couldn't help but smile back. She is such a pretty girl when she smiles. Am I becoming attracted to her? No, of course not! He thought to himself. He shook his head and continued to walk, until he heard a strange noise come from a tree to the side of them.

"Who's there!? Show your self!." He shouted, Asana grabbing on to his arm tightly.

Damn that girl!! She is going to be Barbie que when I get done with her!! Hiei thought, while clinching his fist, fire coming from it.

"Would you calm down, you're going to set us on fire!!" Yusuke whispered, right next to Hiei. Hiei hadn't noticed that his body was kicking off fire.

"How can you expect me to calm down when that girl is a over him like that!?" he said not bothering to whisper.

Kurama looked up at the tree, and thought he heard a familiar voice. He took out his rose whip and hit at the top of the tree. And Yusuke fell out with his jacket on fire.

"AHHHHH!!! Put me out, PUT ME OUT!!" Yusuke screamed. Kurama was about when he noticed that the flame was black, instead of the natural reddish-orange. Hesitating no more he pulled off Yusuke's jacket and began to stump out the black flames. After making sure it was all gone, he turned to Yusuke with accusing eyes.

"Hey Kurama, what are you doing out here?" he asked with a nervous face.

Kurama just narrowed his eyes.

"So, I assume you know this person Kurama?" Asana asked.

"Yes, I know him very well," he said narrowing his eyes to mear slits. "So Yusuke, What happened to make you catch on fire, not to mention the same BLACK fire that only Hiei can summon?"

"Hiei got mad at me cuz I was teasing him, and he set me on fire, and chased me all the way here." He said scratching the back of his head, praying that Hiei would kill him for it.

"So since you said 'chase', I assume Hiei is here as well?" Yusuke made a goofy grin, and then nodded. Kurama sighed.

"You can come out now Hiei." He said calling to him from the tree Yusuke fell from. Seconds later, Hiei jumped down from it with nothing less than a glare of pure hate towards Asana.

"Oh, he is the cutest little boy I have ever seen!! How old are you, 12?" she asked petting his head like a dog. Yusuke had to restrain Hiei from killing her.

"Asana, this is Hiei, my room mate and good friend. He doesn't like it when people call him young." He said introducing her to him.

"Oh, I'm sorry Hiei. Let me start over! Hello, my name is Asana and its very nice to meet you." She said bowing.

"Hn. What ever." He said dashing off. Leaving her with a blank face.

"Did I say something wrong?"

"Hiei just doesn't like strangers all that much. But I do, especially one as pretty as you," Yusuke said grinning, "By the way, my name is Yusuke."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Asana."

"Oh the pleasure is all mine, just the site of you gives me pleasure."

She blushed bright red and looked at Kurama. "Well, we should be going, right Kurama?" Hiei... I'm hurting you aren't I? Kurama thought to himself. "Kurama?" she asked again.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?" he said snapping out of his daze.

"I said I think we should be going now, it's already five o 'clock."

"Right. Okay then, I'll see you later Yusuke and tell Hiei I'll be back soon." He said, him and Asana walking away from them. When the were out of site, Hiei appeared next to Yusuke.

"Time to go destroy there date. Nobody touches Kurama or myself and lives to tell about it!" Hiei said. Yusuke touched his cheek. (A/N ....So immature) Hiei gave him a dirty look and continued on walking, with Yusuke chuckling behind.

"Idiot."

At the club!!! Finally!!

"Ah, here we are! Wow, this place was beautifully made, don't you think so Kurama?"

"Yes, and the music is nice also." Kurama commented as he looked around. "Lets order a drink first, shall we?" he said holding out his hand. She gladly took it.

"Sure!" she chirped as he led her through the huge gathering of hot and dancing people to the bar. They sat down on the bar stools and look at the little list of drinks, just behind it.

"Wow, they have a big variety of drinks, I don't know which one to chose." She said.

"Neither do I." Kurama added. Just then a very fat man, who looked like he could play the lead in the living dead, came up from behind the bar.

"What does two people like yourself want today?" he asked in a very low and drowsy voice. Kurama noted that he looked as though he could be Kuwabara's long lost brother.

"Um, lets see. I'll have a strawberry dacarie," she said.

"Make it two then." Kurama said

"It will be three dollars and twelve cents. Pay me now or kiss my ass." The bar tender said, obviously drunk. Kurama quickly pulled out the money and handed it to him, telling him to keep the change. Just then a small rock hit Kurama in the back of the head.

"Ouch." He said rubbing the back of his head.

"What's wrong Kurama?" Asana asked.

"Some body just threw a rock at my head." He said turning around and looking for the culprit.

"Ouch!!" she shouted.

"Some one hit you to?" Kurama asked. She nodded...

Hiding behind a punch of tall people, there stood Hiei and a very loud Yusuke.

"WOOHOO!! SCOOOOOOORE!! ROCK HIT HOME BASE!! BALL IS IN THE HOOP!! HAHA!!" shouted Yusuke laughing like a maniac. Hiei looked at him with confused eyes

"And what the hell did that accomplish?" he wouldn't have minded it, if he'd only hit Asana. Yusuke rubbed his chin, deep in thought. And ended it with a goofy grin.

"I honestly have no clue. I just felt like throwing rocks." Hiei rolled his eyes and looked back towards Kurama and the onna as he liked to refer to her.

"Here are your drinks. If you have any complaints you may as well tell it to the freakin wall, cause I sure as hell aint gonna listen." He said walking away after handing them there drinks. Asana and Kurama simply exchanged glances and took a sip of their drink.

"Wow, this taste great. Better than any other I've tasted." Asana said. For some reason that remind Kurama of the nights that Hiei used to say almost the exact same words. He shook his head to clear those thoughts.

"Yes this is very sweet, not bitter at all." Kurama said. (A/N Has any one here ever had even a sip of one of those things? They are way bitter. Especially if the put to much liquor in it . )

"Wow, okay. I'm ready to dance now, are you?" she said standing up in a sort of victory pose.

"Sure, lets go." He said, grabbing her hand and leading her to the middle of the dance floor. A sort of techno song was playing, by daft punk, called 'Work It'. (A/N I don't own this song but I do love it!! I couldn't help but to put it in my story! If you want to listen to it visit funnyjunk and click on work it.)

As they started to happily dance to the song, Hiei and Yusuke made there way to the bar, unnoticed by Kurama and Asana.

"Detective, what the hell are you doing?" he asked Yusuke as he pulled out a little pill from his pocket.

"Just pulling out my secret weapon is all," he said dropping it into Asana's drink, stirring her straw to make it dissolve better in the slushy drink. " It's a little something I got from my mom," he paused to let out a chuckle. "The results well be hysterical."

Hiei just gave him a confused look and shrugged. He could care less, as long as it didn't happen to Kurama. (A/N If any one guess before I tell it [be honest plz] and review me that you did, I will give you a cyber cookie!) Yusuke looked up from the drinks and noticed the bartender looking at him. Yusuke scratched the back of his neck nerviously.

"Like I give a rats ass to what you did to their drinks." He said walking off to some other customers. Phew!! That was close. Good thing he is drunk. Yusuke thought.

After a few more minutes had passed of dancing, Asana complain that her throat was dry and suggested they take sips from there drinks. Kurama agreed and led her back to the bar. Hiei grabbed Yusuke's wrist and ran all the way to the other side of the club. When they reached the bar she immediately took a sip from her drink and put it right next to Kurama's, at a point were the glasses were touching. She began to talk to him about how well he dances. Kurama reached for his drink but never pulled his eyes away from Asana's, so he didn't know which drink he had grabbed. (dun dun dun!!) After taking three big sips of it he sat it down and she noticed it.

"Hey, that was my drink!!" she said teasingly.

"Oh really? I thought that straw tasted like cherries." He said smiling back.

"So you like the taste of lip gloss? What a strange boy." She said with a playful smile on her face. She purposely took a sip from Kurama's glass. "Your straw taste like straw berry." She said

"So you like the taste of my lips, huh?" he said teasing her. She nodded seductively, and moved closer to Kurama to try and kiss him. Kurama, not sure what to do, froze. Just as her lips were about to touch his, Kurama called out,

"Wow!! This is my favorite song!! Come and dance with me!" he shouted nervously, snapping her out of her daze. Not waiting for a reply, he grabbed her hand and brought her back out to the middle of the dance floor. A very slow song played that Kurama had never heard before. He cursed himself for picking this of all songs to dance to. She draped her arms over his shoulders and he wrapped his arms around her waist, as there hips moved back and forth to the beat. She rested her head on the curve between his neck and shoulder.

"Can I ask you a personal question?" she whispered in his ear. He gulped and forced a smile.

"Sure. What is it you wish to know of me?" he asked nervously. She put her lips closer to his ear.

"Are you a virgin?" she asked in breathy tone, tickling his ear. Kurama shuddered as he wondered how he should answer that. Well, not exactly. I'm only a virgin when it comes to women. He thought. (A/N This is sooooo not true so no flames about this, okay?)

"Well yes." He answered. She smiled.

"So am I." She said licking around his ear. You, a virgin? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Your as much virgin as Kuwabara is smart. He thought laughing on the inside. "It would be so special if you and I – Ouch!!" she screamed grabbing her head.

"What's wrong?" he asked concerned.

"That same jerk threw another rock at me!" she said looking around angrily.

"WOOHOO!! ANOTHER SCOOOOOORE!! I AM THE CHAMPION!!" Yusuke shouted, chuckling and doing some kind of victory dance. Hiei couldn't help but laugh his self.

"Good shot. It's what that half wit ningen gets." Hiei said to Yusuke. Yusuke grinned a gave him a thumps up.

"Lets go sit back down." Kurama offered. She nodded and followed him back to the bar. She sat down and finished of her drink, Kurama doing the same.

"Excuse me, Bartender. Another strawberry dacarie please." Kurama asked.

"Your wish is my command, you Jack-Asses." The bartender replied in that low and drunken voice as before. "That will be another three dollars and twelve cents. Pay now or be shot." He said. Kurama quickly pulled out the money and handed to him. When he walked away Kurama said,

"Some one should fire that drunk." He looked at Asana, who was holding her stomach. "What's the matter? Does your stomach hurt?" she shook her head.

"I'll be right back I have to go to the restroom." She said rushing out of her seat.

Back in there little corner Yusuke was laughing his ass off. Hiei stared at him questioning him.

"I don't get it, what did you put in her drink?" Hiei asked. Yusuke grinned and pulled a wrapper out of his pocket. It said, 'Laxitive, strawberry flavor.'

"What the hell is a Laxitive?"

"Some thing to help..." he said whispering in his ear. (A/N If you don't know what I'm talking about, you better ask some one.) When Yusuke pulled away Hiei was left with a face of shock. ( 0.0 )

"You actually gave her one of those?" he asked. Yusuke nodded. Hiei smirked. "Good." Hiei thought about that for a minute. "Wait! Kurama took some sips from her glass to!" Hiei said. Yusuke grinned.

Well that's the end of this chappy!! Hope you like it!! I tried to make it funny, but now that I read it, it really isn't all that funny. Oh well, better luck next time. . Thanks for reading and review! I'm sorry this was late, But I couldn't think for some reason. So please oh PLEASE review me some ideas!!! I will of course give you your credit for it! Well until next time! bye