How Much Can A Person Take With Out Losing It?

Hi peoples!! The 11th chapter is now up! (Duh) I'm glad some of you thought that the last chapy was funny. I for one didn't think so, but whatever T.T As long as you think it was, then it doesn't really matter. I am so so so sorry that this was about, two or three weeks late,but I got extremely busy. n.n; Also, I just recently stole Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) so he will be helping me from now on! -

Kyo:- Tied to a chair-Why me?

KW (Me!!): Do you want to join Asana and Mii in the basement?

Kyo: 0.0 .....No

KW: That's what I thought! - Now help me answer some reviews!! Ok, first review for the tenth chapy, is Sakura Minamino! Sakura, Thank you for the lovely compliment on my story! I'm glad you like it!! Oh, and a laxative is -looks in the dictionary- well, it's something that causes evacuation of the bowels, or simply a drug that makes you crap a lot, lol. How ever you want to put it

Kyo: -smirks- Maybe I should gives some to that damn rat Yuki.... jus Kita, KW would like to thank you for your Idea, She plans to use it, but it will be just a little different. Also she says you can just call her...Minamono-san or Yuna-san.- rolls eyes-

KW: I also liked to be called Sohma-kun. n.n Nite Nite, thanks for the review! That is the question!! But do you think I should?

Kyo: Ukeral15, your right... We should never follow ideas from you. I mean, What the HELL is this?

KW: Kyo!! Be nice to our reviewers!! Sorry Ukeral15, he can be quite rude at times -Glares at Kyo- Thank you for the idea; I might use part of that. Also thanks for the comment; I'm glad you thought it was funny.

Kyo: It was a piece of shit if you ask me...

KW: -.- One more word Kyo.... just one more bad word and your going to the basement!!! Any way, angel of darkness flame, I'm glad you thought it was funny too. That's all of them, Thanks reviewers and review some more.

Kyo...Uh, KW? When was the last time you fed Asana and Mii?

KW...-thinks- I think it was, the night of the purple moon. ......hehehe

Kyo: 0.0

KW: On with the fic! n.n

Rescue me

"Why the hell would you even give them something like that?" Hiei complained.

"Don't get mad a me! How was I supposed to know they were sharing drinks?" Yusuke said defending himself. Hiei closed his eyes and clinched his fist, frustrated. Why? Why do I have to be surrounded by idiots at all times? What the hell did I ever do to deserve such punishment? Hiei thought. He looked back over to Kurama who was looking like he wanted to die.

Why? Why did I have to agree to come? Inari, how I wish I was at that hotel with Hiei right now! Although, I get the feeling he isn't at the hotel, but rather watching me. Kurama thought looking around him. He saw a boy wearing all black and spiked up hair across the room from him, but his back was turned so he couldn't see his eyes. That's probably him right there. In that case, I better be extra careful with her or it could mean her death. Though, I not sure I would mind if he killed her. Kurama thought, while finishing his third strawberry dacarie. Just then his stomach started to hurt and bubble. He felt as though he was about to explode from the inside. He quickly ran into the bathroom to 'relieve' himself.

He came back out fifteen minutes later, drained and hungry (A/N lol, I was laughing while writing this. If he was in there for fifteen minutes, then that was a whole lot of crapping. Lol)

"This by far, has been one of the worst dates I have ever gone on." He said sitting back at the bar. "Inari, I really want to ditch this women, so that I can go back to the hotel with Hiei."

'Hiei, I know that you are here. If you can hear me right now, please just take me back to the hotel.' Kurama thought, sending it into Hiei's head.

'Fox? Is that you? I can barley hear you over this loud, annoying music.'

'Yes Hiei, it's me. Can you please rescue me from this horrible date? I would rather be anywhere else but here. Well no, not anywhere. I would rather be with you.'

Hiei smiled at that, causing Yusuke to get curious.

"What the hell are you smiling about?"

"Just shut up and wait here detective." He said walking into the crowd of people, trying to reach the bar. As he approached the bar he saw that 'onna' come up to Kurama, talking about some idiotic topic that Hiei couldn't hear. Asana saw him coming before Kurama did, so she was the first to respond.

"Hi again Hiei. What are you doing here?" she asked bending her knees a little to be eye level with him.

"None of your god damn business onna. No get the hell out of my way so I can get Kurama." He said coldly, glaring at her. She flinched back.

"Hiei! That was rude of you." Kurama said behide her. When she turned her attention back to Hiei, Kurama put his thumps up to Hiei. (A/N lol) Kurama got up and grabbed Hiei's littler hands.

"I'm sorry about that Asana. You see, I promised my cousin Hiei that I would treat him to some ice cream today back at the hotel. He gets really angry when I'm late." He said with a goofy smile on his face.

'So now I am your cousin? What happened to friend?' he asked through Kurama's mind.

'Please just play along. It's the only way to ditch her with out hurting her feelings.'

'Whatever. Softy'

"Oh, I see. I have to go home any way, so would you mind if I came with you two?" She asked sweetly. Kurama felt like shouting 'HELL NO' but decide to be nice.

"Sure, I don't mind at all." He said giving her a small smile. She smiled back and grabbed Kurama's free hand making him blush a little and making Hiei want to kill her even more and they walked out the door.

On the way there Asana started to hum a song. Kurama listened for a while and he noticed that she had a beautiful singing voice. Since Kurama knew the song that she was humming, he decided to him it with her. Hiei glanced up at Kurama, starting to get jealous of Asana. That bitch, she is trying her hardest to win him over. But I won't let her get that far.

"What was your name again onna?" Hiei asked

"Asana."

"Well 'Asana' just what are you? You don't smell like any ordinary human to me."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I have a bit of demon in my bloodline. So technically I'm only about twenty five percent demon." She said, "Judging from your sharp sense of smell I can tell you're not human."

"No, he isn't. Hiei is a fire demon and koorime mix." Kurama filled in for her.

"Oh, so I guess your specialty would be fire then."

"Hn." Was Hiei's only respond.

"Well, Hiei has a lot of specialties. Fire, speed, great sword techniques, strategizing, and an impressive amount of stamina." He said with a wink to Hiei. (A/N Do you get it? Stamina. You know, what makes you last a long time... In certain places. Lol) Hiei simply smirked at him.

"Wow you certainly know a lot about your cousin. If I didn't know any better I would think you two were lovers." She said with a smile.

Hiei and Kurama simply exchanged glances.

"Yes, well I and Hiei are only friends... cousins I mean. Though I love him very much, almost like a lover."

"Is that so? Well then I'll alert child services, you perverted teen." Hiei said to Kurama. They all chuckled, including Asana, which pissed Hiei off.

"I was talking to him, not you." He snapped at Asana.

"Mind your manners Hiei." Kurama reminded him with a smile. Hiei gave him a look that said 'what ever'.

When they finally reached the hotel, they saw a very curious Kuwabara (A/N Hey!! They left Yusuke!!) Waiting for them.

"Hey Kurama where did you all go? And who is your friend?" he asked.

"We went to a club and this is my good friend Asana. Asana, this is.."

"I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara. Here at your service." He said grabbing her hand in his. Her eyes flashed yellow for a moment then back to green. Kurama and Hiei both noticed this.

"Hello Kuwabara, It's a pleasure to meet you." She said bowing her head slightly. He lowered his head to kiss her hand and she made a face of disgust and anger. Then her eyes turned yellow and here hair turned black. She punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"Don't you ever touch me again you pathetic excuse for a human. Next time you will lose your ability to make kids." She shouted at him angrily. Both Hiei and Kurama looked at her, completely dumbfounded. She looked back at Kurama and Hiei, her eye and hair color changing back to normal. "Ouch, what happened? I just blacked out for a minute."

Hiei and Kurama continued to stare at her dumbfounded. Kurama pointed at Kuwabara.

"You just punched Kuwabara unconscious."

"Oh!! I am so sorry!!" She said kneeling next to Kuwabara, who's jaw was two inches to the left. "Are you okay?! I am so sorry, I didn't mean it!! I swear!!" he awoke and flinched when he saw her.

"uh....I'm okay." He said getting up and hiding behind Kurama. "That is one scary chick" he whispered to Kurama. Kurama rolled his eyes and walked into his room and locked the door. I just need ten minutes to be alone. For some reason every one is starting to get me angry for some reason. I think I might be a little drunk. Just then Hiei knocked on the door, yelling to let him in.

"Can you go to Yusuke and Kuwabara's room for a while? Just give me ten minutes" Kurama said.

"There aint no way I'm going to be stuck in the same room as that idiot, I'm going to the hot springs." He said as he walked off.

Hmmmm, the hot spring sounds like a good idea, I might join you in the very near future. Kurama thought. He lay there for a moment thinking about tonight.

"This hot spring feels good. God I hate that bitch, If we are ever alone together I'm going to rip her freaking throat out." Hiei said sitting in the water. He put his mouth in the water so he could blow some bubbles when he saw a women walk into the hot springs with him. Shit, I didn't think any one else would be in here and I don't have on a towel. Is that... oh hell it's her!! He said as she began to swim towards him.

"Oh hey, I didn't know you were going to be here." She said sitting a few inches away from him. He gritted his teeth as he made an attempt to be nice.

"Yea, what ever." (A/N it's hard to be nice when you hate some one. )

"So Hiei, how old are you?" she asked him.

"Older than you, I'm sure."

"Oh really? You look like you could be twelve, but you do look good none the less" she said with a wink. He grunted, scooting away from her. "In fact, your just as cute as Kurama if not cuter"

"Kurama is not 'cute' he is beautiful and no one is as or is more beautiful than him. No one." He said correcting her. She brought her face closer to his ear to whisper something.

"Well I think I like you better than Kurama." She said bringing her hand under water to touch Hiei's man hood. (A/N what a horny little crack monkey! Lol) Hiei grabbed her hand and twisted her wrist just enough for it to hurt.

"Don't even think about touching me. I don't like you in any way, get that through you thick skull baka." He said turning her wrist a little more. She cried out. Just then Kurama walked in to the hot springs.

"Asana, Hiei? What the hell are you two doing?!" he asked seeing her hand still under water really close to Hiei. He was shocked when he realized what was going on (A/N or what he thinks is going on) Hiei immediately let her go.

"It's not what it looks like Kurama." Hiei said trying to reason with him. She began to cry.

"He tried to get me to touch him. He said he would break my wrist if I didn't" She lied. She ran out of the hot springs and hugged him still crying. " I still refused to do it so he grabbed my arm and tried to make me do it." She said rubbing her face against his chest. He grabbed her shoulders and pushed her away from himself and walked out. She stood there looking dumb founded.

"YOU STUPID BITCH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST TOLD THAT BULL SHIT LIE!!" He yelled at her. He raced into the locker room to get his katana and his clothes, quickly putting them on. "PREPARE TO DIE!!!" he said swinging his katana at her. Her hair and eyes changed color again and she quickly ran out of harms way.

"You might be fast Hiei, but not as fast as I." She said

Chapter complete!! Yay!! Finally!! I had a hard time thinking of what could happen in this one but I finally came up with something!! It might not be that good but It is something. Sorry this is so late, I just got really busy. Any way I hope you enjoyed it!! Oh and I start school today so I won't be updating quit as often. Sorry!! I will try to do it when ever I can though!. Well bye bye.

Kyo: Forgetting something?

KW: No.....Not that I know of...

Kyo: you for got to tell them to review. Idiot.

KW: Oh yeah, plz review!!