Authors note: A one shot comedy! please bare with me for I am bored and I find this funny to write anyway... please review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any related titles even though I wish I did...I only own this plot...
Harry James Potter walked down the corridor to the kitchens at 9 PM on Friday. His invisibility cloak over him and the murders map in his hands he made sure not to make any noise. Hehehe... thought Harry. I am hungry... He was suddenly in front of a portrait of a bowl of fruit. He tickled the pear and the door swung open. He was in the Hogwarts kitchens. He looked around for any sign of house elfs but none could be seen or heard.
He sat down and suddenly a plate of sharp chedder cheese appeared. "OOH CHEESE!" yelled Harry out loud. He started eating when he heard a voice.
"I hope noone catches me oh hello Harry" said a female voice. Harry turned around and saw Ginny. "Oh hey Gin. I didn't know you'd be here."
"I could say the same Harry" replied Ginny. "sooo what ya eatin?"
" Cheese" replied Harry.
Ginny's eyes widened "REALLY?" she took a hand full off cheese and stuffed her mouth. Harry pulled the plate away from her.
"THAT'S MY CHEESE!" said Harry. Stuffing his face faster than before. Ginny than took another piece of cheese from the plate and ate it.
Harry glared at Ginny. "I'm not in the mood Gin, im hungry and I want cheese so leave me alone!"
"Temper Mr. Potter" said Ginny taking another bite of cheese.
"THAT'S MY CHEESE!" yelled Harry.
"I'll duel you for it!" said Ginny.
"Fine but I'll beat you!" said Harry.
Ginny looked at Harry and smiled. "Scared Potter?"
Harry then remembered were she got that line from Draco Malfoy in second year. Harry smirked. "You wish."
Ginny smirked and yelled "INCHEESE OH FOPENDO!" suddenly the cheese flew at Harry.
"HEY YOU MADE THE CHEESE FLY AT ME NOW ITS ALL DIRTY EXPELIRAMUS!" yelled Harry. Ginny's wand flew out of her hand and landed on the floor. Ginny's face sunk "Fine I quit im tired anyway." Said Ginny.
Harry went back to the table and got the plate of cheese and started eating. "hahah I got the cheese!" said Harry.
Ginny looked disgusted! "EEW HARRY!"
"Sorry I couldn't help it..." said Harry
"PEEE U!"
"I said sorry! Eerm cheese?" offered Harry
"Oh okay fine" said Ginny. She walked to the table and tripped over an ice cube. "AH!" she waited to trip but she didn't she opened her eyes and Harry was holding her. Blushing mad she stood up and thanked him. "Heh no problem I'll always help a fellow cheese lover" they both laughed.
"well its 5 past midnight I guess I better go" said Ginny. Her and Harry stood up to leave when 2 house elves came through the entrance.
"OH! Mr. Harry Potter Sir! Me and Winky been accepting you sir!" than Dobby looked at Ginny. "Oh we didn't know Ms. Wheezy be here to! And you too together!" squeaked Dobby with delight. Winky smiled "You like the cheese Ms. Wheezy? It be tasty Mr. Potter?" said Winky.
"It was very good Winky thanks!" said Ginny.
"yeah it was really tasty" said Harry.
Thanking the house elves Harry and Ginny left the kitchens and headed to the Gryffindor Common Room. When they reached the portrait of the fat lady they said the password "Chimming Chedder" they burst out laughing.
"Well Harry Sorry to cut the cheese but I got to go." Said Ginny and she went up to her dormitory. "WAIT GINNY THATS MY CHEESE!" yelled Harry.
he sighed and sat in the common room chair and drifted off to sleep dreaming about all the wonderful kind of cheese he could eat tomorrow...
THE END!
HEHEHE ALL FOR CHEESE!
NOW R AND R BWHEHEHEHEH