Frieza let out a satisfied sigh after killing Krillin. "Oh, out of all the people I've blown to bits, that one will hold a special place in my heart." He said.

"You…lizard bastard." I said angrily as I slowly got up.

Goku had his back turned and was weeping over the loss of his friend. Frieza of course took this opportunity to taunt him. "Oh, what's wrong, monkey? Come on, give me something funny." He gloated.

"You… killed my best friend!" Goku said angrily.

"Ha! That is pretty funny! Hilarious actually." Frieza chuckled. Suddenly, lightning began to strike all around. The ocean began to roll in huge waves. Goku's hair went back and forth between black and gold with the occasional lightning strike as rocks rose from the ground from his power up. Suddenly, with an anger-fueled shout, his eyes went pure white and a golden aura enveloped him and turned his hair gold. "What?!" Frieza demanded.

"Dad?!" Gohan asked.

Goku merely stood for a moment, before looking back at Frieza with an angry glare. "That's… that's not funny! What the hell is all this? What's up with your hair? What's up with your eyes?! Answer me!" Frieza said, somewhat worriedly. Goku didn't answer, but suddenly rushed forward and kicked Frieza in the side of the head. "Ah! Prick!" He said, launching a number of death beams at Goku, who dodged all of them, but one now headed for Gohan.

He ducked his head when the blast impacted, but found it didn't hit him. Looking up, he now saw me standing in front of him, having tanked the blast. "Starting to get the impression watching after his kid is never Goku's job." I said tiredly, slumping down a bit from taking the blast.

"Yeah, he's definitely more of a warrior than a father. You haven't seen anything yet." Trunks admitted.

Goku then looked back at his son. "Gohan. Take Piccolo, find Bulma and get back to the ship." He ordered.

"But what about you?" Gohan asked.

"If Piccolo dies, then all this was pointless! Take him, get to the ship and get out of here!" He ordered once again.

"This is surprisingly well thought out for you." Gohan admitted.

"Sure is." I agreed.

"Gohan, where should you be right now?!" Goku asked.

"The ship?" Gohan asked nervously.

"The ship!" Goku shouted in confirmation.

"Okay!" He said, grabbing Piccolo and taking off.

"Whoa. You're pretty serious." I said.

"Ohh, very cute. But at the very least, I do love a moving target." Frieza said, aiming for them once again.

"Oh, this job is so bad for my health plan!" I said, about to fly in and tank the beam again, but Goku flashed forward before Frieza could fire and grabbed his wrist.

"What?! Let go!" Frieza said, trying to pull away.

"I'm going to break you!" Goku said.

"What?" Frieza asked, before Goku squeezed and cracked his hand. "Ah!" He shouted in minor pain.

"Like a Kit-Kat bar!" Goku finished.

"Mm… I can go for one of those." I said.

Frieza, however, was confused. "What?" He asked, before Goku kicked him away once again. Frieza then realized something was wrong. "You... you're different. What happened? What the hell are you?" He demanded.

"Can't you tell, Freezer? It's just like Vegeta said." Goku said smugly.

"Oh, not again." I said annoyed.

"No, you fucking don't!" Frieza said angrily.

"I am the hope of the omniverse!" He started powerfully and dramatically as he powered up, flaring his aura.

"Universe." I corrected.

"I am the light bulb in the darkness!" He continued.

"Light BULB?" I asked.

"I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger!" He went on.

"What the fuck are you even saying now?" I asked, completely lost.

"I am the Alpha and the Amiga!" He kept going.

"Omega." I corrected.

"I am the terror that flaps in the night!" He shouted.

"I think I've become braindead after hearing this." I said. That came from absolutely nowhere.

He began to power up even more. "I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super..." He started, before Frieza fired a Death Beam, hitting him in the chin and knocking his head back, but he simply brought it back up with a smug look on his face. "Saiyan." He finished, to which Frieza growled.

"I believe there's be enough talking. It's time for the main event." I said, rushing in and throwing a powerful combo Frieza struggled to match. Goku then rushed in himself and delivered a powerful haymaker to Frieza's face, then I threw a round kick to the small of his back before Goku smashed both fists into his head, sending him down to the ground, before I used Evil Explosion to launch him back into the air.

He looked furious at the moment, but then calmed down, thinking he had the advantage again. "I have to admit, this is new, monkey, this is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey; and I've killed plenty in my day. Millions, literally millions." He taunted.

"Genocidal bastard!" I snapped. Surprisingly, Goku had no reaction.

"What's the matter, run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so-called "Super Saiyan" that you're better than me, Lord Frieza?! Well, you're not!" He shouted angrily. I could tell he was losing it and might do something over the top.

"Goku, maybe you should say something. He's not looking too happy. He might do something crazy." I warned him.

"I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact…" He said, creating a dark purple energy ball above his head. "FUCK THIS PLANET!" He said, throwing it down at Namek.

"Goku, say something! Goku!" I told him, flailing my arms.

"Wait, I zoned out there for a second, what?" He asked.

"You got to be shittin'-!" I shouted before the energy ball hit the planet. However, instead of waking up to Valhalla, the afterlife or something, I was still on Namek, which is pretty much same but on fire. The energy ball had put a giant hole in the planet, hitting the core and breaking the ground around us, leaving massive streams of lava in between broken sections of the ground. "Huh. Well I'm alive. Neat." I said, dodging a jet of lava erupting from the ground.

Did... did ya miss?" Goku asked Frieza, confused.

Frieza, meanwhile, wasn't much better off. "How could I miss?" He wondered.

"I dunno, how did ya?" Goku asked.

"I know I hit the core... God, this always happens when I try and perform under stress." Frieza pondered.

"Ha. Looks to me you're not as strong as you think." I said with a smirk beneath my mask.

"Seems to me like you just couldn't go through with blowing us both up." Goku added.

"That's not the problem, you idiots! I can breathe in space!" He snapped.

Goku gasped at this. "But space is a vacum!" He said in shock.

"It's vacuum. You missed an extra U." I corrected.

"Honestly, I'd say you only have... I don't know, five min... is it five? Ye-yes five- five minutes before this planet explodes, and you perish along with it." He explained, holding up his hand, extending all fingers.

Oh. Well then, I'll just have to kill you in four." Goku said confidently.

"Amen." I agreed.

"Wait, hold on! I'm only at half my full power." Frieza tried to get Goku to stop.

"I don't see how that's my problem." Goku said, unphased.

"No listen! If you let me power up... I'll give you a pizza." Frieza bribed.

"You killed my best friend, Freezer. That's not gonna work anymore!" Goku said.

"Know when your beaten and just take the L." I told the lizard alien.

"Two pizzas!" Frieza pleaded.

"Give it up!" I shouted, rushing in.

"Yeah! I said I'm done!" Goku agreed, screaming and rushing in again.

"With stuffed crust!" Frieza added. Goku stopped in an instant.

"Gokuuuu…." I said, in a tone as if to say "don't you fucking dare."

"Now, hear me out here. If we let him power up to 100% and beat him then, it'll demoramalize him. And he'll never threaten anyone again." Goku said as if describing the happy ending of a fairy tale.

"You'd have to be the BIGGEST dumbass if you think that will work." I said.

"STUFFED CRUST, masked buddy! You can eat it in reverse!" He said.

"I dunno what to say. I can't believe we're having this discussion." I said.

"Exactly." Goku said.

"Thanks for waiting by the way." Frieza said, now looking swole as fuck.

"Dammit!" I cursed.

"Wait, wha?" Goku asked, looking back at Frieza just in time to get punched in the stomach.

Background music: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage

"Smash monkey!" Frieza shouted, slamming both fists into Goku's back, sending him to the ground. "SMASH MONKEY!" He shouted, wildly throwing attacks at me.

"Says the guy attacking like one!" I said, defending myself until I blocked a kick, then brought my knee up into his stomach. I then kicked him to the ground, powered up, surrounded myself in my blood red aura. "Bloody Chain Barrage! " I shouted, fired off my blood forged chains at Frieza, wrapping the galactic tyrant, and started squeezing him and started firing off my blood bullets before throwing him to Goku.

The Super Saiyan then rushed in and started hammering on Frieza with an insanely fast combo the Icegen had no chance of blocking before flipping and doing an axe kick to send Frieza to the ground. Frieza looked up at Goku, looking furious, so it didn't help when Goku said something stupid again. "So, can I get a meatlovers?" He asked, to which Frieza screamed in rage, before rushing in and pummeling the Saiyan.

"Die, monkey, DIE!" Frieza shouted, grabbing Goku and smashing him into the ground, kicking him in the side repeatedly. "Now, when you see Vegeta, tell him I said: Like a bitch." He said, about to fire a beam into Goku's head.

"No, you don't!" I shout, flying in and punching him in the face, throwing a powerful combo with Meteor Crash, wrapping it up with a powerful lariat.

"And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!" He snaps.

"You mean failure at killing me, or just failures in general?" I ask, to which he again shouted in anger before attacking me. I managed to block his attacks as he was and continued to weaken, to the point I could regularly land hits in between blocking his until Goku flew in and delivered one more powerful kick to his chest.

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Frieza panted heavily, bloodied and battered, yet he'd still attempt to fight, before the sky suddenly darkened. "What?" He asked, looking around, before seeing. "Th-that's!" He said, looking into the distance to see a massive dragon.

"Wow, it's as big as my old man's dragon form." I said.

Goku, however, seemed to understand. "I see. So King Kai used the Dragon Balls. Okay." He said with an accepting nod, before looking at me. "I really don't know much about you, but you really helped me out." He said, looking back at a furious Frieza. "Let me be the one to finish this, though." He said as Frieza trembled in rage.

"Okay then." I said respectfully, bowing my head and leaving the timeline.

"Thank you." He said.

I returned to the Time Nest with a sigh as I was greeted by Trunks and Supreme Kai of Time. "Goku always refuses our help. That's just the way he is." Trunks said.

"Yeah, I've seen first-hand, he's stubborn." I said.

"It's alright, though. Goku won. And finally, history is back to normal." He said.

"All in a day's work." I said.

"Still, I'm really glad Mira didn't interfere." He said.

"Yeah, that would unfortunate." I admitted.

"You're right. They never did." SKT said as she pondered the situation.

"I can't imagine what they would've done." Trunks said.

"Didn't they say that they'd kill anyone who'd get in their way? I wonder why they didn't come out this time?" She wondered.

"One thing every decently smart villain has, they're unpredictable." I said.

"Maybe it's just a whim." Trunks suggested.

"Maybe… Maybe… But anyway, good job, you two!" She said happily.

"Yes, thank you." Trunks said.

"Much appreciated." I said with a nod.

Later, the Supreme Kai of Time sat in the Time Nest, Tokitoki sitting next to her, letting out a concerned hoot, but she just pet his head peacefully. "The fight between those two is starting to change history. But it's too early for this?" She said, before clasping her hands over her chest worriedly. "Could it be, that there are others out there who can change history?" She asked worriedly, before looking relieved and shaking her head. "Impossible." She said.

However, unbeknownst to her, in the chasm between space and time, an evil mage smirked as the changes in history progressed.