Disclaimer: I don't feel like writing one…but then, there isn't much use
to my writing one is there? You guys already know I don't own DBZ so this
is a tiring thing to write these days.
Author's Notes: Yes, Vegeta is grumpy but even I, the author, don't know why I made him grumpy…all of my stories, and whatever characters I put in them, reflect the mood I'm in when I'm writing.
Chapter Two: Vegeta=bad vibes and one butt beating.
Now, it has been said that one got bad juju when they pissed off Vegeta, but no one knew this quite so well as did his neighbor's dog, who was now suffering from mild anxiety attacks and the tendency to faint whenever someone that had dark hair came over to his owner's house. The only person who hadn't been affected by getting on his bad side was Goku and that was because of the taller boy's unfailing naïveté when it came to the numerous threats he'd received. And, from the sounds of it, this was another one of those ignorant times.
"Come on Vegeta, you know you can tell me anything." Goku was, at the moment, trying to get the other boy to come out of his room or, at least let him in the room so they could talk. He happened to be failing horribly at the moment too.
"Get the hell out of my house."
Grinning, he opened the door and walked in to a rather amusing sight.
Vegeta was laying back on his bed, his head hanging off the side so he could stare at the door and had a large white cat curled up on the middle of his stomach. He also appeared to have a lizard resting on one of his legs that he had propped up on the wall. "Didn't I tell you to go away?"
"Yup."
"Then why are you still here?"
"You never mean it when you tell me to leave." Sitting in a chair unoccupied by clothing or CD's, he got comfortable then waited for the other boy to start speaking. He didn't have to wait very long either.
"I hate Ian." Absently scratching behind the cat's ears, he continued staring at the wall while speaking. "He's a jerk and he definitely doesn't deserve half the attention he gets."
"Are you jealous of him?"
Snorting, he directed his gaze at the other boy and switched to an angry glare with ease. "As if I would ever be jealous of that baka."
"Then why does it bother you?"
"Because…"
"He stole your girlfriend last year?"
"No."
"Really, I thought he did steal your girlfriend?"
"Of course he did…but that's not it."
"Is it because of a girl?"
"No."
"Cool, who is it?"
Rolling his eyes, he sighed and stopped scratching the cat, causing the fluffy creature to meow plaintively as it jumped off of his bed and stalked towards the more compliant Goku. "You know…you are really annoying."
"Thanks." Welcoming the cat onto his lap, he started scratching it happily. "I always knew you liked me best out of all of us."
"Shut up."
"So, who's the girl?"
"None of your business."
"Can I guess?"
"Whatever." Sitting up now, he plucked the iguana off of his leg and deposited it back into it's cage before leaning back against the wall.
"Do you have a thing for Stephanie?"
"That frizzy haired ditz…hell no, you're out of your freaking mind."
"What about Caitlin?"
"No, I prefer straight girls."
"She's bisexual?"
"Yes."
"Whoa…"
"Whatever."
"Meghan?"
"No, she's too tall and she has a thing for you."
"I know that, I'm not that stupid."
"Could have fooled me."
"What about Tina?"
"She's blonde, stupid, and will bark like a dog for a dollar."
"Oh yeah…Kathi talked her into that one didn't she?"
"Yeah, last year."
"I'll bet she felt stupid when she was done."
"Nah, it made her more popular if anything."
Sighing, he leaned back in the chair and stared up at the mural painted on his friend's ceiling thoughtfully. "When did that go up?"
"During the summer."
"Who did it?"
"Kathi talked Caitlin into helping her and they did it while I was at work."
"It's not half bad."
"Nah…I kind of like the whole demonic fairy thing."
"Had to be Caitlin's idea."
"It was."
"So…the strange dragons must have been Kathi's idea?"
"I guess…she did a crappy job though."
"Huh?"
"One of the dragons has a backwards foot."
"Which one?"
Pointing to the far left of the mural, he silently traced the outlines of all of the dragons and fairies before speaking again. "That one, with the long spines on its back."
"Hmm…do you have a thing for Kathi?"
"No, she's too short, too artistic, and has too many friends that discourage her from liking anyone."
"I knew it, you hate the fact that Ian calls her Katherine and that she drools at the sight of him."
"Go away."
"You should tell her."
"No, I'm not saying anything to anyone."
"Why? I think she'd like to know that someone likes her."
"I never said that I liked her."
"Yes you did."
"When?"
"You just did ok?"
"Whatever, now leave."
"Ok, but I still think you should tell the poor girl." Getting up, he brushed the cat hairs off of his jeans then walked over to the door with an even bigger grin on his face. "If you don't I will." Shutting the door quickly behind him, he managed to avoid being clobbered by his friend's pillow.
"Pain in the ass…"
Author's Notes: Yes, Vegeta is grumpy but even I, the author, don't know why I made him grumpy…all of my stories, and whatever characters I put in them, reflect the mood I'm in when I'm writing.
Chapter Two: Vegeta=bad vibes and one butt beating.
Now, it has been said that one got bad juju when they pissed off Vegeta, but no one knew this quite so well as did his neighbor's dog, who was now suffering from mild anxiety attacks and the tendency to faint whenever someone that had dark hair came over to his owner's house. The only person who hadn't been affected by getting on his bad side was Goku and that was because of the taller boy's unfailing naïveté when it came to the numerous threats he'd received. And, from the sounds of it, this was another one of those ignorant times.
"Come on Vegeta, you know you can tell me anything." Goku was, at the moment, trying to get the other boy to come out of his room or, at least let him in the room so they could talk. He happened to be failing horribly at the moment too.
"Get the hell out of my house."
Grinning, he opened the door and walked in to a rather amusing sight.
Vegeta was laying back on his bed, his head hanging off the side so he could stare at the door and had a large white cat curled up on the middle of his stomach. He also appeared to have a lizard resting on one of his legs that he had propped up on the wall. "Didn't I tell you to go away?"
"Yup."
"Then why are you still here?"
"You never mean it when you tell me to leave." Sitting in a chair unoccupied by clothing or CD's, he got comfortable then waited for the other boy to start speaking. He didn't have to wait very long either.
"I hate Ian." Absently scratching behind the cat's ears, he continued staring at the wall while speaking. "He's a jerk and he definitely doesn't deserve half the attention he gets."
"Are you jealous of him?"
Snorting, he directed his gaze at the other boy and switched to an angry glare with ease. "As if I would ever be jealous of that baka."
"Then why does it bother you?"
"Because…"
"He stole your girlfriend last year?"
"No."
"Really, I thought he did steal your girlfriend?"
"Of course he did…but that's not it."
"Is it because of a girl?"
"No."
"Cool, who is it?"
Rolling his eyes, he sighed and stopped scratching the cat, causing the fluffy creature to meow plaintively as it jumped off of his bed and stalked towards the more compliant Goku. "You know…you are really annoying."
"Thanks." Welcoming the cat onto his lap, he started scratching it happily. "I always knew you liked me best out of all of us."
"Shut up."
"So, who's the girl?"
"None of your business."
"Can I guess?"
"Whatever." Sitting up now, he plucked the iguana off of his leg and deposited it back into it's cage before leaning back against the wall.
"Do you have a thing for Stephanie?"
"That frizzy haired ditz…hell no, you're out of your freaking mind."
"What about Caitlin?"
"No, I prefer straight girls."
"She's bisexual?"
"Yes."
"Whoa…"
"Whatever."
"Meghan?"
"No, she's too tall and she has a thing for you."
"I know that, I'm not that stupid."
"Could have fooled me."
"What about Tina?"
"She's blonde, stupid, and will bark like a dog for a dollar."
"Oh yeah…Kathi talked her into that one didn't she?"
"Yeah, last year."
"I'll bet she felt stupid when she was done."
"Nah, it made her more popular if anything."
Sighing, he leaned back in the chair and stared up at the mural painted on his friend's ceiling thoughtfully. "When did that go up?"
"During the summer."
"Who did it?"
"Kathi talked Caitlin into helping her and they did it while I was at work."
"It's not half bad."
"Nah…I kind of like the whole demonic fairy thing."
"Had to be Caitlin's idea."
"It was."
"So…the strange dragons must have been Kathi's idea?"
"I guess…she did a crappy job though."
"Huh?"
"One of the dragons has a backwards foot."
"Which one?"
Pointing to the far left of the mural, he silently traced the outlines of all of the dragons and fairies before speaking again. "That one, with the long spines on its back."
"Hmm…do you have a thing for Kathi?"
"No, she's too short, too artistic, and has too many friends that discourage her from liking anyone."
"I knew it, you hate the fact that Ian calls her Katherine and that she drools at the sight of him."
"Go away."
"You should tell her."
"No, I'm not saying anything to anyone."
"Why? I think she'd like to know that someone likes her."
"I never said that I liked her."
"Yes you did."
"When?"
"You just did ok?"
"Whatever, now leave."
"Ok, but I still think you should tell the poor girl." Getting up, he brushed the cat hairs off of his jeans then walked over to the door with an even bigger grin on his face. "If you don't I will." Shutting the door quickly behind him, he managed to avoid being clobbered by his friend's pillow.
"Pain in the ass…"