Whatever today is...

Ah crap...The band is having to march in the Trinity parade...That's great. Not only is it in the ghetto, it's like...6 MILES LONG! Ah well...Anyways. I went into the bandroom this morning...I saw Lovefest '04 in the locker room yet again. 'Cept, it was interesting, cuz like..they were kinda rough. I mean, he pushed her against a locker! Leslie and I just kind of sat there watching..then we ran as fast we could. They really do look unnatural.

Today was kind of irritating for me. First...This guy in my section (hornies) keeps flirting with me, it's kind of odd. Second, this guy keeps flirting with me and I really don't know what to do about it. There are three reasons as to why I would be so stupid.

1. I'm ugly

2. I'm socially deprived

3. I'm ugly...

Wait..I already told you that. So, I guess you might understand why I'm lacking in the flirt department. Besides, how you can you tell when someone is flirting with you when no one really ever does? ....He stepped on my foot a lot. He's a really nice guy, but I seriously think I'll just like...Not flirt with him. YES! That's the key. No flirting for Michelle. Crap..how do I not flirt when I don't know when I'm even flirting back?! Ya know, God could have made things a tad easier. Especially this part I have to play in Russian Sailor's Dance. I really love this song and all, but dang...it's damn hard. Notice how I say dang then..then I said damn...I'm so warped. Anyways, Sweats had figures of a dog on his shirt today. How? Well, he sweats a lot, how do you think there was a figure of a dog on his shirt?

I can't stop thinking about Weeder (or Hunter). If he keeps flirting with me, I swear to God I'll..uh..Hurt him in some major way. I could stick my flugelhorn somewhere...Ew, that'd be kind of gross though. Hm..Do I really want him to stop flirting with me though? Maybe I should shut up.

The last football game was so much fun! We had a good time, and I even danced! It was lovely... Dancing..in the moonlight..Or...maybe the football lights....Or...maybe...Who really knows, ya know? The drummers did their little thing where they compete against the other drums and we cheer, cuz we know we'll lose. Alas, we do it anyway. The bus ride there and back was fun too. I sat by Rachel, she's this chick that moved from Birmingham. Anyway, she's really funny..But she cuts down Athens like weeders smoke ..uh..Weed. No joke, she must really hate it. Wow..Sounds like myself. Sweatsencracker got mad at me for not standing still the other day. He even gritted his teeth! I was so proud...He's never gritted his teeth at me before. Lynsey gave me another note today. And it said...

Ooncha, ooncha

One two threecha

Leave me alone, or I'll tell teacha

Brush your teeth

Comb your hair

I saw Tompkins in his under

Where you goin'?

What're you doin'?

HOW YOU BE SO SHORT?!

Man...That is a fun rhyme. Good points to Strongbad. Anyways, so...Any ideas on the Hunter situation? I asked Rachel about it. She said..

"Well, go for it."

"Thanks for the inspiration. Let's not be so ethused about my love life," said I.

"I am enthused...Hey, did you do your geometry homework?"

"I'm hanging up the phone now, Rester."

Well...what good advice I have been given. I think I may need a therapist...Hmm...No, I know I need a therapist. Oh yeah, today in lunch, I said hi to the new assistant principle. Now, everyone got the impression that he's very mean, but I found him rather nice. But...Since I did accidently call him something...Well..

"Hi Mr. Horny...Oh crap, I mean..uh..Wait..No! You're name is..like.."

"Mr. Hornton?" asked Mr. Hornton.

"Right..Hi Mr. Hornton..."

Of course, I ran away as fast as I could before he could say anything else. Then I ran into Weeder...It sucks to be me.

Well, at least I have lunctime to look forward to during my days at high school. I sit with Rachel and Chris Baker. O' course, ya know Rachel is somewhat..odd. Chris is very very odd. I don't really know if he's gay or not, at least I don't think he is. But he's kinda prissy, but that's what I love about him. Well, we have the most interesting conversations.

"Omigosh, Holden's got a girlfriend!" said Chris. (Holden's a nasty ex-tuba player. Woo..he be gone! Woo)

"Are you sure it's not a blow up doll?" I asked, quite serious. They just laughed at me. The dogs...

Another time...

"Well, I was wearing my Pi Beta hoodie at band practice, but everyone was making fun of me cuz I looked like a..well..ya know," I said.

Chris breaks into fits of laughter, Rachel is confused.

"I don't get it," said Rachel.

"I looked like a condom ok?!" I said.

Well, it is quite fun in lunch. But nothing beats the awesomeness that is band...and Sweatsawholedamnlot. Hodges started doing some weird jig today again. He's so damn weird, but hey...At least he doesn't annoy the hell out of me like some other Weeders I I think he might have broken a toe...Well, anyway...no matter. I think I'm in some sort of depression or something. It's kind of strange. I don't really know if I'm depressed...It makes a lot of sense let me tell you. Ah well..No matter...STOP SAYING THAT...Okay, I'm done with myself.

Tomorrow, I'm not letting Hunter mess with me. Oh no, he will not flirt with Michelle the Awesomenessofnoflirting. It's not like I'm gay or something...and I have no problem with those who are by the way. It's just...boys never really flirt with me, why pick now...I mean tear I'm going through a hectic stage in my life right now! There's band...and geometry to pass! Come on Weeder! You know better! Okay..say it..I'm losing my mind. It's fine, at least I have a guy flirting with me.

Okay...Getting my mind off of HIM. I learned some new words in German today. Mutti is like..Mom or something, and Vatti is like..Dad...I supposed. I can speak a lot of German so far...I'm sure Hunt-Damnit, ..anyways...My mother is proud that I can speak German...I tried saying a few things to Hunter.....God, just kill me now...

A/N: Hey, so um..Sorry that it's random..but I was trying to let you in on how I am and my friends and such, and all the funny things that actually happen to me. The story really bases itself on a relationship between my character and someone else..and then there's band and the awesome sweaty director. Thanks for the reviews!