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I just watched the most annoying Harry potter mockery ever on Grim and Evil on cartoon network! Toadblatts School of sorcery? A cumulon 6 broom? Nigel planter with a loser scar on his forehead? The sorting squid? If they are going to mock Harry potter at least try get it right!
Chapter 4: forgiveness and 10 years later
They took all the babies inside to clean them up. In the bathroom, everyone got the shock of their lives especially Lily when she saw Harry after undressing the babies.
His small body was covered in scratches, bruises and he looked like he had been through more than they thought.
After getting all the babies clean and numerous water fights between Harry, Romulus and Seamus, they got out and got them dressed again.
Lily got them each a bottle of purity baby food. Seamus and Romulus ate theirs quickly like they hadn't had this type of thing before.
Meanwhile, Harry unwillingly ate 2 spoonfuls before taking a handful and chucking it at Seamus who chucked some back and it erupted a furious food fight that Romulus soon joined in on.
It took two more days and the three became inseparable but about a week before Harry would be held by James.
Eventually, he forgave him, the bruises healed and Remus and Sirius moved in because every time they tried to take the babies away, they wouldn't let go and eventually when Romulus would get tired of it and go to his father, Seamus and Harry would refuse to let go of each other and everyone agreed they would be even closer than James and Sirius.
Peter was handed over to the ministry but couldn't be proven guilty of anything; he was pardoned but left that part of Britain and wasn't seen again by anyone again...
10 years later
"Are you sure you have everything packed?" Lily asked the boys for the third time on the night of august 31.
"Yes aunty Lily!" They all replied including Harry, Sirius, James and Remus.
"If you forget something, don't blame me!" She sighed as she put a huge pot of spaghetti in the middle of the dining table.
"Feel like duelling after Dinner Seam? Winner verses Rom!" Harry said as they started dishing up their own food.
"Sure! How can you eat so little! You barely had any lunch or breakfast today!" He stated as he looked at Harry dish up a little bit of spaghetti.
"Correction: He didn't have breakfast or lunch, he was sleeping for breakfast and flying during lunch." Romulus stated.
"You were still sleeping at 10?" James enquired.
"He decided to go out to that lake again last night then still flew around for an hour." Romulus smiled.
"You need to relax, your lifestyle is too hectic!" Seamus said as he rocked on one chair leg but lost his balance and fell on his butt.
They looked down and saw him grinning from the floor. Harry helped him up and sighed.
"And end up like you? No thanks!" He laughed and went back to his food.
"Eat any less and you are going to look worse than Remmy the night after a fool moon! No offence Uncle R" Seamus said and Remus smiled at him.
"I haven't only been doing stuff for myself you know, have you even prepared anything to make a seen at the sorting and on the train yet?" Harry asked and Romulus spoke.
"Well, since Seam is going to go first out of us, he could sit on the hat and ask it to do us some favours." He grinned.
"You want me to sit my precious ass on a thousand year old hat?" He asked.
"Well, I doubt it is that precious, but yes." Harry said.
"You are going to sit on the sorting hat?" Sirius asked his son who nodded.
"Where did you get that idea?" James asked Romulus.
"You have told us that Mcgonagall says sit on the stool but I was thinking last night, she never says put the hat on your head and sit on the stool! " He grinned.
"What is this world coming to?" Lily sighed.
"I'm going to be the first person to be in all 4 houses!" Harry said and they looked up again.
"You are certainly starting in the pranking business young, are sure you are ready for it?" Sirius grinned.
"I think so." Seamus stated.
"May we please be excused?" Harry asked and Lily nodded.
They got and left the table; they came down each with a wand after a minute.
"Anyone want to watch me kick Seamus's butt?" Harry asked and Lily postponed dessert s everyone could go watch.
"Other way round actually." Seamus said and Harry laughed as they got outside and everyone took seats on chairs that Lily made appear out of nowhere next to the stage she put up with another wave of her wand.
Harry and Seamus duelled and by the end of the first round, Harry had black eyes and green hair, Seamus had the same but blue hair and black eyes.
Harry had been sent 5 feet flying into the air and landing with a bang on the stage. He had got up straight away and made Seamus cough up slugs.
Seamus got him back by doing the sourgify spell on Harry and recovered from slug spitting while Harry couched up soap.
Harry did a cheering charm very strongly on Seamus who was crying with laughter while spitting up slugs and doing a double back flip.
When he finished crying, he did the hover charm on Harry and made him go twenty feet in the air, let him go, stopped him falling at last minute and repeating the process.
The round had gone to Harry who caught Seamus with Expelliarmus and the stupefy charm.
After he won, he dived behind a bush and threw up some more soap.
He got up and then they went inside for a break. After almost throwing up all over the floor twice each, Harry and Seamus each grabbed a bucket.
"I'm going to brush my teeth 20 times after this!" Seams moaned.
"I don't think I will have to but I'm going to anyway." Harry groaned in reply.
"I give up! You win the duel!" Seamus said before throwing up again.
"I pull out!" Harry said.
"I win!" Romulus said.
"Well done! Urggh I just threw up my dinner!" Seamus said.
"Stop moaning, already!" Romulus said and Harry pointed his wand at him while trying to the incantation but it came out as coughing.
Flour came out of his wand and into his hair, all over his book and clothes.
"What did I do? Yuck!" He said as he threw the book onto the table and flour went everywhere.
"A flobberworm farted in India" Harry replied.
Seamus laughed and Romulus pointed his wand at him. Honey came spraying out into his hair because his face was in the bucket again.
Just then, the adults came back inside and it seemed strange to find Harry rolling on the floor in laughter, also covered in flour and honey from being in between Romulus and Seamus, and Seamus with his head in a bucket while Romulus tried to clean his robes.
"Rommie! This is never going to come out!" Seamus scolded as he ran his hand through his sticky hair after finishing to throw up and putting his bucket under the table.
"I know how much you care about your hair and it will come out if you washed enough!" He laughed and a minute later, he was also drenched in honey.
Unfortunately, he jumped out the way the first so it hit Harry who was still laughed but his black robes, black hair and pale skin were all gold and sticky.
"Do you want to play like that?" Romulus said as he tried to hit Seamus with flour but Seamus dived behind Harry and caused him to get hit.
"Do I look like a shield to you two? You are going to get it now!" He said and feathers came out of his wand that stuck to the two boys.
They wouldn't come off so when they looked up, Harry took shelter behind the tallest person in the room, Sirius.
They ran round him and between all the adults, they ended running round and round Sirius until they cornered Harry and shot milk and coffee powder at him.
Harry decided to go after Seamus since he was closer and Romulus and him hit him with cooking oil and sugar.
"Rom! You traitor!" He said.
Harry changed his direction and shot raw eggs at Romulus while Seamus shot carrot juice (ICKY!) at him.
"I'm not the traitor! Harry is!" He said and they both went for Harry with fruit loops and corn flakes.
They all split into their own teams and the adults finally broke it up.
"Expelliarmus!" Remus said and the wands flew out of their hands.
Once everything started to settle, Lily got angry at the messy state of the room.
"Out! Out of my kitchen!" She said and the boys who were all different colours and had various things stuck to them left quickly, Harry in the lead. They knew by now not to argue with a red head and even the fathers left.
By the time the men got out, the boys were already starting in the lounge. Seamus was spraying butter at Harry and Sirius coughed loudly. He jumped, turned around and covered his father with butter.
"Busted!" Harry Romulus sniggered softly and tried to leave the room to go outside but their fathers saw them.
"You also Romulus Lupin! Come here NOW!" Said Remus firmly and Romulus gulped.
Harry was almost out the room and just his leg was showing when James called him.
"You two Harry, don't think you getting away with it!" James said and Harry slowly came back in, knowing it wasn't going to be pretty.
"What happened in there?" Sirius asked all three boys who were looking at their feet in shame.
"It was me dad, I attack Romulus with flour when he laughed at me coughing up slugs." Seamus said.
"You can't take all the blame! I attacked you back with honey!" Romulus added.
"Yeah, I don't know how I came in but I do take a large part of blame also!" Harry said.
"Well, I can't say I'm proud of you, but at least you admit what you have done I won't punish Harry, your fathers must decide what to do with you two. Your mother is going to punish you enough without me!" James said and Harry finally looked up, he wasn't wearing his glasses because, the previous week, Lily had got him muggle contacts. His face was plastered with honey, floor, more honey and all sorts of things.
"Well I can say the same, but your punishment will be to go apologise to aunt Lily and pull lots of tricks at Hogwarts." Remus said.
"Same for Seamus except he also has to be sorted into gryffindor." Sirius grinned.
"Done!" They all said together.
"Good, now go take a shower!" Sirius said and all 3 of them leapt up and rushed to the bathroom, because they were so close, not gay, they always took one shower or bath.
They slammed the door and all three men sighed as they sank onto one couch.
Do you think they can uphold our reputation?" Sirius asked.
"I think they will do perfect! Maybe even better now that they don't a rat to hold them back and Romulus will actually want to do other things then just read or tell them off." James smiled at Remus.
"I suppose I was a bit of a grouch those days, but I did help, didn't I?" Remus asked and Sirius nodded.
"You were great and still are!" he grinned.
"Thanks!" Remus said and Seamus's voice came from the bathroom.
"Oy Rommie! Get me some more soap!" He yelled.
"Get off your ass and do something for your self for the first time in your life! And no need to yell, I'm just in the bath, not 50 miles away"
"Harry, please!" He said and a minute later he spoke again.
"Thank you Harry, at least I have a real friend around here!"
"I am a real friend, just not as gullible as Harry."
"I'm not gullible, just used to him doing this everyday for the past few years." Harry sighed.
The door opened and Harry stepped out in a towel with a comb in his hand and left it open.
"Cold!" Seamus yelled and Romulus sighed before the door slammed shut again.
About 10 minutes later, Seamus came out and went into the boy's bedroom where Harry had gone.
"Close the door! I'm getting DRESSED here!" Harry yelled and the door stayed open as Seamus could be seen combing his hair.
Romulus came out of the bathroom in a towel 5 minutes later and didn't close the door but also left it open. It closed and Seamus opened it again. Harry closed it and Romulus opened it.
"I'm dressed finally." He said as he came out the room with a dry towel over his shoulder and clean robes on.
"Where are you going with that?" James asked looking at the towel.
"We are going swimming at the lake down the road since we won't be here for the next 10 months." He grinned and Romulus came out the room, he was deep in conversation with Harry who was smiling because Romulus didn't see Seamus twist up his towel.
He yelped as Seamus whacked him on the backside with it.
"Come on, let's go! We will be back by 2, it's eight thirty right now." Harry smiled.
"We might come join you later." Sirius said with a smile.
"Before you leave, go apologise to aunt Lily Romulus!" Remus said and Sirius and James agreed.
They went into the kitchen and were pushed out a minute later.
"Can't say we didn't try!" Seamus sighed.
"Bye! See you later!" Harry said and they walked out the back door.
"What do you think Hogwarts will be like?" Seamus asked them as they walked down the road and the lake was in sight across a field under a huge tree.
"I think it will be pretty good! The way everyone talks about it!" Romulus said.
"Yeah, so do we start tomorrow night on our animagus training?" Harry asked and they nodded.
"Same animals as parents or different?" He asked again.
"I think so! Then I can transform into a wolf anytime and not only on full moons and we can go out everyday!" Romulus grinned.
"I also think a stag will be good and a dog matches Seamus and Sirius for some reason." Harry said.
"Of course, we can't copy their nicknames, we will have our own when we see our animals." Seamus said.
"Our group name of course can sort of copy, I think neo-marauders is pretty close but has something new to add on!" Romulus said and everyone agreed.
"We are here! Last one in is a rotten egg!" Harry said as he took off his shoes and robes and stripped down to blue boxers, which he jumped in with, followed by Seamus who was wearing yellow boxers and then Romulus who had lime green ones on.
"Rommie is the rotten egg!" Seamus laughed.
"Oh no I'm not! Look!" He said and pointed to Sirius, Remus and James who were losing their own clothes.
Sirius ran to jump in just black boxers (Ooh, a lovely thought, hey Sirius fans?) and the boys moved out the way. James followed in red and Remus said it was too cold but was pushed in by his son from behind. He was wearing mauve boxers.
"Thank god the last of the honey is gone! I thought my hair would stick up as much as Harry's tomorrow!" Seamus laughed.
"What I get stuck with for a friend!" Harry sighed and shook his head.
"You know that talking to yourself is the first sign of madness!" Seamus laughed.
"With you for a friend, I'm surprised he hasn't lost it long ago!" Romulus muttered.
"Not you too Rommie! By 5th year, I'm going to be surrounded by nutcases!" He said.
"Whatever! So which teacher are we driving up the wall first?" Romulus sighed.
"I say the potions professor! They say he is unfair to Gryffindors! Something with an S... What was it?" Harry said.
"Professor Serrault was there when we were there!" Remus suggested.
"No, he retired long ago, professor Snape! That's it! Snape!" Harry said and James sniggered.
"What is so funny?" Seamus asked.
"Just having you there is going to drive him nuts! We used to taunt him at school! Ugly fellow with a big nose and greasy hair!" Sirius laughed.
"Ooh! That is going to be fun!" Harry grinned. "I already know what we can do in the first lesson!"
"Take the mirror with you but shrink it, I want to see it!" Remus said.
"I get the feeling we are going to be known at Hogwarts by the end of the month with all the stuff we have got planned!" Seamus said.
"Hopefully!" Harry said as he lay on his back and floated.
"It took us quite a while to become known, but if you play your cards right in the first year, Hogwarts is good to you! Look at your father, he met his soul mate and best friends there!"
"I don't have the soul mate yet but I have the best friends!" He grinned at Romulus but. Seamus was gone and a moment later, Sirius found his son around his neck with his fist digging into his head.
That is pretty long! I need to start with ideas for the boy's nicknames, please start-giving suggestions!
REVIEW!!!!!!!
I just watched the most annoying Harry potter mockery ever on Grim and Evil on cartoon network! Toadblatts School of sorcery? A cumulon 6 broom? Nigel planter with a loser scar on his forehead? The sorting squid? If they are going to mock Harry potter at least try get it right!
Chapter 4: forgiveness and 10 years later
They took all the babies inside to clean them up. In the bathroom, everyone got the shock of their lives especially Lily when she saw Harry after undressing the babies.
His small body was covered in scratches, bruises and he looked like he had been through more than they thought.
After getting all the babies clean and numerous water fights between Harry, Romulus and Seamus, they got out and got them dressed again.
Lily got them each a bottle of purity baby food. Seamus and Romulus ate theirs quickly like they hadn't had this type of thing before.
Meanwhile, Harry unwillingly ate 2 spoonfuls before taking a handful and chucking it at Seamus who chucked some back and it erupted a furious food fight that Romulus soon joined in on.
It took two more days and the three became inseparable but about a week before Harry would be held by James.
Eventually, he forgave him, the bruises healed and Remus and Sirius moved in because every time they tried to take the babies away, they wouldn't let go and eventually when Romulus would get tired of it and go to his father, Seamus and Harry would refuse to let go of each other and everyone agreed they would be even closer than James and Sirius.
Peter was handed over to the ministry but couldn't be proven guilty of anything; he was pardoned but left that part of Britain and wasn't seen again by anyone again...
10 years later
"Are you sure you have everything packed?" Lily asked the boys for the third time on the night of august 31.
"Yes aunty Lily!" They all replied including Harry, Sirius, James and Remus.
"If you forget something, don't blame me!" She sighed as she put a huge pot of spaghetti in the middle of the dining table.
"Feel like duelling after Dinner Seam? Winner verses Rom!" Harry said as they started dishing up their own food.
"Sure! How can you eat so little! You barely had any lunch or breakfast today!" He stated as he looked at Harry dish up a little bit of spaghetti.
"Correction: He didn't have breakfast or lunch, he was sleeping for breakfast and flying during lunch." Romulus stated.
"You were still sleeping at 10?" James enquired.
"He decided to go out to that lake again last night then still flew around for an hour." Romulus smiled.
"You need to relax, your lifestyle is too hectic!" Seamus said as he rocked on one chair leg but lost his balance and fell on his butt.
They looked down and saw him grinning from the floor. Harry helped him up and sighed.
"And end up like you? No thanks!" He laughed and went back to his food.
"Eat any less and you are going to look worse than Remmy the night after a fool moon! No offence Uncle R" Seamus said and Remus smiled at him.
"I haven't only been doing stuff for myself you know, have you even prepared anything to make a seen at the sorting and on the train yet?" Harry asked and Romulus spoke.
"Well, since Seam is going to go first out of us, he could sit on the hat and ask it to do us some favours." He grinned.
"You want me to sit my precious ass on a thousand year old hat?" He asked.
"Well, I doubt it is that precious, but yes." Harry said.
"You are going to sit on the sorting hat?" Sirius asked his son who nodded.
"Where did you get that idea?" James asked Romulus.
"You have told us that Mcgonagall says sit on the stool but I was thinking last night, she never says put the hat on your head and sit on the stool! " He grinned.
"What is this world coming to?" Lily sighed.
"I'm going to be the first person to be in all 4 houses!" Harry said and they looked up again.
"You are certainly starting in the pranking business young, are sure you are ready for it?" Sirius grinned.
"I think so." Seamus stated.
"May we please be excused?" Harry asked and Lily nodded.
They got and left the table; they came down each with a wand after a minute.
"Anyone want to watch me kick Seamus's butt?" Harry asked and Lily postponed dessert s everyone could go watch.
"Other way round actually." Seamus said and Harry laughed as they got outside and everyone took seats on chairs that Lily made appear out of nowhere next to the stage she put up with another wave of her wand.
Harry and Seamus duelled and by the end of the first round, Harry had black eyes and green hair, Seamus had the same but blue hair and black eyes.
Harry had been sent 5 feet flying into the air and landing with a bang on the stage. He had got up straight away and made Seamus cough up slugs.
Seamus got him back by doing the sourgify spell on Harry and recovered from slug spitting while Harry couched up soap.
Harry did a cheering charm very strongly on Seamus who was crying with laughter while spitting up slugs and doing a double back flip.
When he finished crying, he did the hover charm on Harry and made him go twenty feet in the air, let him go, stopped him falling at last minute and repeating the process.
The round had gone to Harry who caught Seamus with Expelliarmus and the stupefy charm.
After he won, he dived behind a bush and threw up some more soap.
He got up and then they went inside for a break. After almost throwing up all over the floor twice each, Harry and Seamus each grabbed a bucket.
"I'm going to brush my teeth 20 times after this!" Seams moaned.
"I don't think I will have to but I'm going to anyway." Harry groaned in reply.
"I give up! You win the duel!" Seamus said before throwing up again.
"I pull out!" Harry said.
"I win!" Romulus said.
"Well done! Urggh I just threw up my dinner!" Seamus said.
"Stop moaning, already!" Romulus said and Harry pointed his wand at him while trying to the incantation but it came out as coughing.
Flour came out of his wand and into his hair, all over his book and clothes.
"What did I do? Yuck!" He said as he threw the book onto the table and flour went everywhere.
"A flobberworm farted in India" Harry replied.
Seamus laughed and Romulus pointed his wand at him. Honey came spraying out into his hair because his face was in the bucket again.
Just then, the adults came back inside and it seemed strange to find Harry rolling on the floor in laughter, also covered in flour and honey from being in between Romulus and Seamus, and Seamus with his head in a bucket while Romulus tried to clean his robes.
"Rommie! This is never going to come out!" Seamus scolded as he ran his hand through his sticky hair after finishing to throw up and putting his bucket under the table.
"I know how much you care about your hair and it will come out if you washed enough!" He laughed and a minute later, he was also drenched in honey.
Unfortunately, he jumped out the way the first so it hit Harry who was still laughed but his black robes, black hair and pale skin were all gold and sticky.
"Do you want to play like that?" Romulus said as he tried to hit Seamus with flour but Seamus dived behind Harry and caused him to get hit.
"Do I look like a shield to you two? You are going to get it now!" He said and feathers came out of his wand that stuck to the two boys.
They wouldn't come off so when they looked up, Harry took shelter behind the tallest person in the room, Sirius.
They ran round him and between all the adults, they ended running round and round Sirius until they cornered Harry and shot milk and coffee powder at him.
Harry decided to go after Seamus since he was closer and Romulus and him hit him with cooking oil and sugar.
"Rom! You traitor!" He said.
Harry changed his direction and shot raw eggs at Romulus while Seamus shot carrot juice (ICKY!) at him.
"I'm not the traitor! Harry is!" He said and they both went for Harry with fruit loops and corn flakes.
They all split into their own teams and the adults finally broke it up.
"Expelliarmus!" Remus said and the wands flew out of their hands.
Once everything started to settle, Lily got angry at the messy state of the room.
"Out! Out of my kitchen!" She said and the boys who were all different colours and had various things stuck to them left quickly, Harry in the lead. They knew by now not to argue with a red head and even the fathers left.
By the time the men got out, the boys were already starting in the lounge. Seamus was spraying butter at Harry and Sirius coughed loudly. He jumped, turned around and covered his father with butter.
"Busted!" Harry Romulus sniggered softly and tried to leave the room to go outside but their fathers saw them.
"You also Romulus Lupin! Come here NOW!" Said Remus firmly and Romulus gulped.
Harry was almost out the room and just his leg was showing when James called him.
"You two Harry, don't think you getting away with it!" James said and Harry slowly came back in, knowing it wasn't going to be pretty.
"What happened in there?" Sirius asked all three boys who were looking at their feet in shame.
"It was me dad, I attack Romulus with flour when he laughed at me coughing up slugs." Seamus said.
"You can't take all the blame! I attacked you back with honey!" Romulus added.
"Yeah, I don't know how I came in but I do take a large part of blame also!" Harry said.
"Well, I can't say I'm proud of you, but at least you admit what you have done I won't punish Harry, your fathers must decide what to do with you two. Your mother is going to punish you enough without me!" James said and Harry finally looked up, he wasn't wearing his glasses because, the previous week, Lily had got him muggle contacts. His face was plastered with honey, floor, more honey and all sorts of things.
"Well I can say the same, but your punishment will be to go apologise to aunt Lily and pull lots of tricks at Hogwarts." Remus said.
"Same for Seamus except he also has to be sorted into gryffindor." Sirius grinned.
"Done!" They all said together.
"Good, now go take a shower!" Sirius said and all 3 of them leapt up and rushed to the bathroom, because they were so close, not gay, they always took one shower or bath.
They slammed the door and all three men sighed as they sank onto one couch.
Do you think they can uphold our reputation?" Sirius asked.
"I think they will do perfect! Maybe even better now that they don't a rat to hold them back and Romulus will actually want to do other things then just read or tell them off." James smiled at Remus.
"I suppose I was a bit of a grouch those days, but I did help, didn't I?" Remus asked and Sirius nodded.
"You were great and still are!" he grinned.
"Thanks!" Remus said and Seamus's voice came from the bathroom.
"Oy Rommie! Get me some more soap!" He yelled.
"Get off your ass and do something for your self for the first time in your life! And no need to yell, I'm just in the bath, not 50 miles away"
"Harry, please!" He said and a minute later he spoke again.
"Thank you Harry, at least I have a real friend around here!"
"I am a real friend, just not as gullible as Harry."
"I'm not gullible, just used to him doing this everyday for the past few years." Harry sighed.
The door opened and Harry stepped out in a towel with a comb in his hand and left it open.
"Cold!" Seamus yelled and Romulus sighed before the door slammed shut again.
About 10 minutes later, Seamus came out and went into the boy's bedroom where Harry had gone.
"Close the door! I'm getting DRESSED here!" Harry yelled and the door stayed open as Seamus could be seen combing his hair.
Romulus came out of the bathroom in a towel 5 minutes later and didn't close the door but also left it open. It closed and Seamus opened it again. Harry closed it and Romulus opened it.
"I'm dressed finally." He said as he came out the room with a dry towel over his shoulder and clean robes on.
"Where are you going with that?" James asked looking at the towel.
"We are going swimming at the lake down the road since we won't be here for the next 10 months." He grinned and Romulus came out the room, he was deep in conversation with Harry who was smiling because Romulus didn't see Seamus twist up his towel.
He yelped as Seamus whacked him on the backside with it.
"Come on, let's go! We will be back by 2, it's eight thirty right now." Harry smiled.
"We might come join you later." Sirius said with a smile.
"Before you leave, go apologise to aunt Lily Romulus!" Remus said and Sirius and James agreed.
They went into the kitchen and were pushed out a minute later.
"Can't say we didn't try!" Seamus sighed.
"Bye! See you later!" Harry said and they walked out the back door.
"What do you think Hogwarts will be like?" Seamus asked them as they walked down the road and the lake was in sight across a field under a huge tree.
"I think it will be pretty good! The way everyone talks about it!" Romulus said.
"Yeah, so do we start tomorrow night on our animagus training?" Harry asked and they nodded.
"Same animals as parents or different?" He asked again.
"I think so! Then I can transform into a wolf anytime and not only on full moons and we can go out everyday!" Romulus grinned.
"I also think a stag will be good and a dog matches Seamus and Sirius for some reason." Harry said.
"Of course, we can't copy their nicknames, we will have our own when we see our animals." Seamus said.
"Our group name of course can sort of copy, I think neo-marauders is pretty close but has something new to add on!" Romulus said and everyone agreed.
"We are here! Last one in is a rotten egg!" Harry said as he took off his shoes and robes and stripped down to blue boxers, which he jumped in with, followed by Seamus who was wearing yellow boxers and then Romulus who had lime green ones on.
"Rommie is the rotten egg!" Seamus laughed.
"Oh no I'm not! Look!" He said and pointed to Sirius, Remus and James who were losing their own clothes.
Sirius ran to jump in just black boxers (Ooh, a lovely thought, hey Sirius fans?) and the boys moved out the way. James followed in red and Remus said it was too cold but was pushed in by his son from behind. He was wearing mauve boxers.
"Thank god the last of the honey is gone! I thought my hair would stick up as much as Harry's tomorrow!" Seamus laughed.
"What I get stuck with for a friend!" Harry sighed and shook his head.
"You know that talking to yourself is the first sign of madness!" Seamus laughed.
"With you for a friend, I'm surprised he hasn't lost it long ago!" Romulus muttered.
"Not you too Rommie! By 5th year, I'm going to be surrounded by nutcases!" He said.
"Whatever! So which teacher are we driving up the wall first?" Romulus sighed.
"I say the potions professor! They say he is unfair to Gryffindors! Something with an S... What was it?" Harry said.
"Professor Serrault was there when we were there!" Remus suggested.
"No, he retired long ago, professor Snape! That's it! Snape!" Harry said and James sniggered.
"What is so funny?" Seamus asked.
"Just having you there is going to drive him nuts! We used to taunt him at school! Ugly fellow with a big nose and greasy hair!" Sirius laughed.
"Ooh! That is going to be fun!" Harry grinned. "I already know what we can do in the first lesson!"
"Take the mirror with you but shrink it, I want to see it!" Remus said.
"I get the feeling we are going to be known at Hogwarts by the end of the month with all the stuff we have got planned!" Seamus said.
"Hopefully!" Harry said as he lay on his back and floated.
"It took us quite a while to become known, but if you play your cards right in the first year, Hogwarts is good to you! Look at your father, he met his soul mate and best friends there!"
"I don't have the soul mate yet but I have the best friends!" He grinned at Romulus but. Seamus was gone and a moment later, Sirius found his son around his neck with his fist digging into his head.
That is pretty long! I need to start with ideas for the boy's nicknames, please start-giving suggestions!
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