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Heh, when I said 'next chapter might be a little late' I meant wait over a month and I'll get around to it. In case any of you are asking, New York was great. (Long Island). I learned how to skimboard...went backstage at a RHChilli Peppers concert...laughed at a funeral...fell in love...ate pizza...skateboarded...

Now, I think they get a bit funnier. Another Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Python.

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#6 Miniel, the Vanyar Elf

Miniel, i eneth nin,

And you can't believe how hard it's been,

Thinking up lyrics and nothing more,

Welcome to Valinor.

After a few millenia, you mind's none to stable.

Quite often times,

We speak in rhymes,

That are quite un-sing-able.

It's over-rated, the west,

And too close when the sun sets,

The whole sky turns from red to orange,

Oh bugger.

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Miniel's one of my favorites.

Oh yeah: /I eneth nin/ is my name. /Valinor/ Where all the elves go so they don't overpopulate the world. Supposedly, it's like California. /Vanyar/ elves are elves that were born and bred in Valinor.

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#5 Wilhelm, the Rohan Infantryman

What? Rohan has an infantry?

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Wilhelm is just as confused as the rest of us. Yeah, I was skimming through something about the movie and it mentioned Rohan's infantry. WTF? I don't know if they had one in the books...

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#4 Rumil the Elvin Historian

Sitting here amid books and shelves and pens, you've really got to wonder. I mean, we're elves: we're going to outlive the books and shelves and pens. The paper will rot and yellow before the yen's even over. What's the point of writing it all down?

What is history anyway? We. Were. All. There.

I quit.

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This Rumil is not Haldir's brother. He is a character from the HoME (History of Middle Earth) series who apparently did not make it into the later texts. You see, he quit.

Thanks to Anduaeru, Paper Crane, and Aisling Niamh for reviewing! I understand completely what you're saying, Aisling, Burg reminds me of those Clone Troopers from Starwars. Both were bred in bulk! Next chapter, #3 and 2... This chapter edited 09.10.04