The suns blinding light went past the cracks of his blinds. He clenched his eyes as the sun did, he didn't feel like getting up because of a terrible hangover, he knew he should have taken Chaser. He promised himself he wouldn't smoke anymore, but he didn't say anything about drinking. He found himself with all his clothing still on, he still felt a draft. He looked down and he wasn't wearing any pants. Nor undergarments, He quickly sat up and covered it up, to his right was a naked woman, she was the most hideous thing he ever seen. He didn't remember anything that happened last night. He slowly stood up and then remembered that he wasn't wearing any undergarments. He found his on the floor; he picked it up and quickly threw it down. It was wet, with what he didn't want to find out. He searched inside his closet and picked up boxers that had the face of Spongebob on it. He slowly walked out the door and down the stairs; He went into the bathroom and store at himself inside the mirror. He took out the tooth paste and his toothbrush and started to brush.....
He fixed himself a cup of coffee and a bagel; he sat on his couch and turned on his television. He flipped through the channels and stopped at a news channel, it was talking about a dead couple in the park with limbs and parts of their flesh missing. He changed the channel. He didn't believe such idiotic things, He stopped at morning cartoons. Just then the phone rang, He picked it up and it was his boss trying to make his lungs explode "Damn it Lucas! Your 45 minutes late! Get your ass to work pronto!" Afterwards there was a tone, He looked to the clock and he remembered it was daylight savings day. He quickly stood up and accidentally spilled his coffee on his crotch; He screamed and tried to ignore the pain. He quickly ran down the hallway and stopped in front of she who was sleeping with him. "Baby where are you going?" "Uh...I'm going to work." "But I thought you said you didn't have a job" "Well I lied" "Mhm...Well..." She looked up and started to rub his crotch "I see you already creamed yourself....How about a quickie" He then pushed her out of the way and ran up the stairs, while doing this he yelled "Get the fuck out of my house!" He went into he closed and wore all of his attire. He ran back downstairs, and out the door. He turned around to lock it and seen a paper on the door, He read it and he felt his jaw drop, It read Eviction Notice. He threw the paper down and ran to his car; He jumped in and revved the engine. He zoomed as fast as he could to his job.
He found himself running to the door of his job and he was stopped by none other than his boss. "1 Hour and 14 Minutes...This is the 4th time this week...I'm sick of you being late" "Wait boss I can explain!" "I'm sure you can, But I'm not going to listen because either way you're..." His boss then threw his arm back and pointed at him "FIRED!" Kevin just stood there and tried his best not to laugh nor puke as his bosses spit was upon his face. He just turned around, and went through the door. His ears heard a familiar sound, the sound of a police siren. He walked quickly to his car and said "Hey, HEY! Why are you writing me a ticket?" The police officer looked up to him with his black shades, "Well sir, You passed 3 red lights, You went 68 in a 25 speed road and you parked wrong" Kevin was at a loss for words "S-s-so how much is the ticket" "Id say about...$5,267" Kevin's knuckles were white he just went right past the cop and into the street.
He sighed and placed his hands into his pockets, Now he really knew he should have taken chaser...He was too far from his house witch he was about to move out of and he had no car. He checked his pockets and found out he left his wallet at home. He sighed again and then felt somebody tap his shoulder. He turned around and his eyebrows disappeared into his hair. A man that was rather tall he was wearing all black, Slick black hair, Shades ect. "Hello sir" The man grinned, It was the only thing white on his body. "I wanted to ask you if you are interested in a part-time job." Kevin looked behind him...."Um....What kind of job is this..?" "Oh nothing just a little lab job, its quite easy really" He thought for a second "And why are you asking me out of all these people" "That I will explain later..." The man put his hand into his shirt as if he was going to take out a gun, but it was just a card. "Meet me at that location a week from now at this exact time..." The man then turned around and walked off. Kevin then looked down at the card it read, Umbrella.