When he got to his window he smiled, as standing there was soaking wet
angry looking Hiei. Hiei caught sight of Yusuke and shouted at him.
"Open your window you Baka!". "Hold on!" Yusuke shouted back at Hiei.
Yusuke started to unlatch the window, and Kayko and Botan ran into the
room. Botan was holding the flashlight, and Kayko was holding the bat.
"Yusuke, are you all right?" Kayko gasped. "Who s' at the window!"
Botan said with a tone of worry. "You'll see in a minute." Yusuke
answered a bit annoyed. He opened the window, and Hiei climbed through
wet, angry, and clearly annoyed. "You are the slowest person I've ever
met in my life, you imbecilic detective!" Hiei said. Botan giggled at
the look of Hiei. "This is going to be a long night." Botan said. "So
who wants to play truth or dare?"
They all proceeded to the living room. Hiei took off his coat, which
was wettest, and revealed his usual baggy pants, and black shirt. He
shook his head, and splashed Botan who gave him a short glare. His
bandage was soaked but he ignored that, and replied to Botan's
question, as he sat down next to Kayko, Kurama on his other side.
"What the hell is truth or dare, onna?" Hiei Said, still clearly
agitated. "It's a game where you go from person to person asking them
if they want truth or dare. If they say dare the asker of the question
dares them to do something, which they have to do. If they say truth
then the asker of the question asks them any question in which they
have to answer." Botan joyfully replied. "No way in hell am I--" Hiei
began, but Yusuke cut him off. "Sure, lets play." He replied with an
evil grin. Everyone agreed. Hiei only replied with a short
answer..."Hn.".
"So who wants to go first?" Yusuke asked. No one really wanted to be
the victim of Yusuke's truth, or dare question...but Kayko raised her
hand.
"Truth or dare Kayko?"
"Truth."
"Okay then...erm, can you pick dare? I don't really have anything to ask
You."
"Fine. Dare."
"I dare you to kiss me."
"You know what Yusuke? I think I will."
Everyone looked shocked at her answer, including Yusuke. "Now, close your eyes so I can give you a kiss." Kayko cooed. Yusuke closed his eyes expecting a kiss, but what he got was much different. "YUSUKE! YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT!!!" Kayko exclaimed as she slapped Yusuke hard across the face, making the right side of his face turn red. While Yusuke was too shocked and angry to speak, everyone (Excluding Yusuke, and Kayko) burst out laughing. Even Hiei flashed a slight smile. Botan decided that she would break the laughter seeing as Yusuke nor Kayko looked happy at their friends reactions, "Okay everyone. Who wants to go next? Each person only goes once you know..." . Kurama volunteered next.
"Okay Kurama, truth or dare? Botan said, seeing as Kayko didn't want to say another word.
"Erm...truth."
"Have you ever stolen anything as Suichi?"
"Um...no comment."
"Well I think that answers my question." Botan said with a giggle.
Botan ended. It was now Kurama s' turn to ask a question. "Who would like to go next?" Kurama said in a slightly embarrassed tone. The next person to go was Kuwabara.
"Kuwabara, Would you like truth or dare?"
"Dare. And go easy."
"Um...I dare you to...- Kurama was interrupted by Yusuke.
"I dare you to go up to that fat lady's ' door, who lives next- door, and tell her that she was the prettiest thing you ever saw!"
"No way, Urameshi!"
"Fine I'll just have to tell Ukina what you told me really happened at that Christmas party last year. You know when you--"
Kuwabara interrupted "Fine!!! I'll do it!!!!"
Kuwabara then got up, headed to the front door, and went up to fat lady s' door, and knocked. Everybody ran to the doorway, and watched in anticipation. Just then a woman of about four hundred pounds came to the door. She had short black hair, a flowered nightgown on, looked about Hiei's height, and she looked about sixty.
Kuwabara gulped, looked at her, turned his head to look at Yusuke (who was grinning), and then turned back to the lady. He gulped, and thought of Yukina, then hesitantly spat out the words he was dreading to say. "Miss, I think that you're...the prettiest lady I've ever seen in my life." He finished, feeling red rush to his cheeks from embarrassment. The lady then did something he hadn't expected. She grabbed his cheeks, and grinned widely and replied to his comment. "Oh!!!!! Aren't you the cutest thing!!!!"? Her face then neared his, as a look of horror came across his face. She kissed him straight on the lips. Everyone at the doorway of Yusuke's apartment held in their laughter, though it took a lot of effort. She finally released Kuwabara from her kiss of death, and he was shocked, glued to the spot. "You can come in...if you'd like..." she said in a way that made Kuwabara shudder at the thought of her intensions. "Erm... no thanks...I'm too young, and I have a girlfriend..." Kuwabara replied still in shock. "YOU HAVE A WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANTED ME, AND YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fat lady replied as she slapped Kuwabara across the face.
Kuwabara still shocked ran to Yusuke's apartment, past everybody at the doorway. Yusuke then closed the door and said, "Hey Kuwabara if you wanted her so badly, why didn't you go into the apartment, give her what she wanted." Everybody, including Hiei, burst out laughing. They all were on the ground they were laughing so hard. The only one that wasn't laughing was Kayko. Normally she would of slapped Yusuke, but instead she went over to comfort Kuwabara, who looked like he was so embarrassed that he wanted to cry. Hiei was laughing so hard that he had tears coming out of the corners of his eyes, (A/N: not tears exactly. The liquid that comes out of the corner of your eye when you laugh extremely hard. So please don't complain about that one.) but he managed to breathe properly for one moment. "Yes baka, why didn't you? She was sooooo beautiful you should have. But then again, since your so good-looking yourself you probably get offers from women like her all the time..." Hiei said sarcastically. "Why don't you just shut up shorty!" Kuwabara replied, but he realized Hiei didn't hear him due to the fact he was on the floor laughing his head off with everyone else (excluding Kayko). Botan started to breathe properly again, then Kurama, then Yusuke, then Hiei. Their faces were still showing signs of pure amusement, with a small giggle here and there.
angry looking Hiei. Hiei caught sight of Yusuke and shouted at him.
"Open your window you Baka!". "Hold on!" Yusuke shouted back at Hiei.
Yusuke started to unlatch the window, and Kayko and Botan ran into the
room. Botan was holding the flashlight, and Kayko was holding the bat.
"Yusuke, are you all right?" Kayko gasped. "Who s' at the window!"
Botan said with a tone of worry. "You'll see in a minute." Yusuke
answered a bit annoyed. He opened the window, and Hiei climbed through
wet, angry, and clearly annoyed. "You are the slowest person I've ever
met in my life, you imbecilic detective!" Hiei said. Botan giggled at
the look of Hiei. "This is going to be a long night." Botan said. "So
who wants to play truth or dare?"
They all proceeded to the living room. Hiei took off his coat, which
was wettest, and revealed his usual baggy pants, and black shirt. He
shook his head, and splashed Botan who gave him a short glare. His
bandage was soaked but he ignored that, and replied to Botan's
question, as he sat down next to Kayko, Kurama on his other side.
"What the hell is truth or dare, onna?" Hiei Said, still clearly
agitated. "It's a game where you go from person to person asking them
if they want truth or dare. If they say dare the asker of the question
dares them to do something, which they have to do. If they say truth
then the asker of the question asks them any question in which they
have to answer." Botan joyfully replied. "No way in hell am I--" Hiei
began, but Yusuke cut him off. "Sure, lets play." He replied with an
evil grin. Everyone agreed. Hiei only replied with a short
answer..."Hn.".
"So who wants to go first?" Yusuke asked. No one really wanted to be
the victim of Yusuke's truth, or dare question...but Kayko raised her
hand.
"Truth or dare Kayko?"
"Truth."
"Okay then...erm, can you pick dare? I don't really have anything to ask
You."
"Fine. Dare."
"I dare you to kiss me."
"You know what Yusuke? I think I will."
Everyone looked shocked at her answer, including Yusuke. "Now, close your eyes so I can give you a kiss." Kayko cooed. Yusuke closed his eyes expecting a kiss, but what he got was much different. "YUSUKE! YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT!!!" Kayko exclaimed as she slapped Yusuke hard across the face, making the right side of his face turn red. While Yusuke was too shocked and angry to speak, everyone (Excluding Yusuke, and Kayko) burst out laughing. Even Hiei flashed a slight smile. Botan decided that she would break the laughter seeing as Yusuke nor Kayko looked happy at their friends reactions, "Okay everyone. Who wants to go next? Each person only goes once you know..." . Kurama volunteered next.
"Okay Kurama, truth or dare? Botan said, seeing as Kayko didn't want to say another word.
"Erm...truth."
"Have you ever stolen anything as Suichi?"
"Um...no comment."
"Well I think that answers my question." Botan said with a giggle.
Botan ended. It was now Kurama s' turn to ask a question. "Who would like to go next?" Kurama said in a slightly embarrassed tone. The next person to go was Kuwabara.
"Kuwabara, Would you like truth or dare?"
"Dare. And go easy."
"Um...I dare you to...- Kurama was interrupted by Yusuke.
"I dare you to go up to that fat lady's ' door, who lives next- door, and tell her that she was the prettiest thing you ever saw!"
"No way, Urameshi!"
"Fine I'll just have to tell Ukina what you told me really happened at that Christmas party last year. You know when you--"
Kuwabara interrupted "Fine!!! I'll do it!!!!"
Kuwabara then got up, headed to the front door, and went up to fat lady s' door, and knocked. Everybody ran to the doorway, and watched in anticipation. Just then a woman of about four hundred pounds came to the door. She had short black hair, a flowered nightgown on, looked about Hiei's height, and she looked about sixty.
Kuwabara gulped, looked at her, turned his head to look at Yusuke (who was grinning), and then turned back to the lady. He gulped, and thought of Yukina, then hesitantly spat out the words he was dreading to say. "Miss, I think that you're...the prettiest lady I've ever seen in my life." He finished, feeling red rush to his cheeks from embarrassment. The lady then did something he hadn't expected. She grabbed his cheeks, and grinned widely and replied to his comment. "Oh!!!!! Aren't you the cutest thing!!!!"? Her face then neared his, as a look of horror came across his face. She kissed him straight on the lips. Everyone at the doorway of Yusuke's apartment held in their laughter, though it took a lot of effort. She finally released Kuwabara from her kiss of death, and he was shocked, glued to the spot. "You can come in...if you'd like..." she said in a way that made Kuwabara shudder at the thought of her intensions. "Erm... no thanks...I'm too young, and I have a girlfriend..." Kuwabara replied still in shock. "YOU HAVE A WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANTED ME, AND YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fat lady replied as she slapped Kuwabara across the face.
Kuwabara still shocked ran to Yusuke's apartment, past everybody at the doorway. Yusuke then closed the door and said, "Hey Kuwabara if you wanted her so badly, why didn't you go into the apartment, give her what she wanted." Everybody, including Hiei, burst out laughing. They all were on the ground they were laughing so hard. The only one that wasn't laughing was Kayko. Normally she would of slapped Yusuke, but instead she went over to comfort Kuwabara, who looked like he was so embarrassed that he wanted to cry. Hiei was laughing so hard that he had tears coming out of the corners of his eyes, (A/N: not tears exactly. The liquid that comes out of the corner of your eye when you laugh extremely hard. So please don't complain about that one.) but he managed to breathe properly for one moment. "Yes baka, why didn't you? She was sooooo beautiful you should have. But then again, since your so good-looking yourself you probably get offers from women like her all the time..." Hiei said sarcastically. "Why don't you just shut up shorty!" Kuwabara replied, but he realized Hiei didn't hear him due to the fact he was on the floor laughing his head off with everyone else (excluding Kayko). Botan started to breathe properly again, then Kurama, then Yusuke, then Hiei. Their faces were still showing signs of pure amusement, with a small giggle here and there.