Disclaimer-

Samara- WHY AM I NOT IN THIS STORY!!!????

YYH-Fan-I told you this already, you don't know them yet.

Samara- WHAT! Yes I do!

Tiome- Can you two stop fighting and get on with the fic?

YYH-Fan- Of coarse, who shall I bring in? Thinks for a moment I Know! -Snaps fingers and Hiei appears-

Hiei- What the hell am I doing here!!!???

Samara- You are doing a disclaimer, understand?

Hiei- You mean you took me away from everybody else just to do a disclaimer?

Samara- Yes. Is that a problem?

Hiei- No, Thanks for taking me out of the 8th hell on earth, but I am NOT doing this...disclaimer.

Samara- I'll kiss you if you don't -she says hopeful for his refusal-

Hiei- -Look of pure terror on his face- Fine. YYH-Fan Does not own me...thank god, or any part of Yu Yu Hakusho. The only thing she does own are those two maniacs over there -looks at Tiome, and Samara- , herself, and this pathetic, useless, stupid... -keeps on going with insults-

YYH-Fan- Um, okay Hiei...the disclaimer? Can you finish please?

Hiei-... Insolent, un-entertaining, bore-fest. There, I'm done.

YYH-Fan- Okay on with the fic. If you do not want me to continue just tell me and I will discontinue, and delete the story. ( If I don't get any reviews requesting for me to continue.) Flames are accepted. R&R

Tiome- In other words -changes her voice to gangster like voice- If you don't R&R in 24 hours the story gets it!

YYH-Fan, Hiei, And Samara- -sweat drops-

YYH-Fan- Okay we've wasted enough space. On with the 5th chapter of the fic! And Hiei I'm sending you back to the 8th hell on earth. -snaps fingers and Hiei disappears-

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"Well, that's a change." Hiei said, after Kuwabara's reply. "Hey shrimp! Do you want me to pound your face in?" Kuwabara retorted. "Lets see you try" Hiei said coolly. "Um...what is it Kuwabara?" Botan asked basically saving Kuwabara's life. 'maybe Koenma should of picked Hiei instead' Botan thought. "Well I thought we could have an eating contest!" Kuwabara said proudly. "Now we're talkin'!" Yusuke said happily. "Pigs" Botan, and Kayko muttered almost silently. Kurama nodded in agreement, accepting the job of referee. Hiei did his complimentary 'Hn', and they proceeded to the kitchen, while Botan and Kayko went to sit down on the coach to watch T.V.

"Okay, we have nothing in your fridge that could be useful for an eating contest..." Kurama said, looking for some food to satisfy Kuwabara, and Yusuke. "Check in the freezer, we have a lot of ice cream for when mom gets a headache." (A/N: Hangover)Yusuke said. "What is this ice cream you speak of?" Hiei asked curiously. "It's sweet snow, Hiei" Kurama replied. "SWEET SNOW!!!! I'm in." Hiei said happily, which shocked Yusuke, and Kuwabara. It was not ordinary to see Hiei happy. "Uh, okay. There should be about..." Yusuke said stopping to think for a moment. "Three cartons. Perfect." Kurama with a smile. He then handed out each carton, and started the count. "Ready, set...Gorillas." Kurama said jokingly. "Kurama...That was not funny" Yusuke said angrily. "Sorry, that was Yoko." Kurama said apologetically. "Ready, set, ...GO!" Kurama said, now his serious self. They all began eating, and after about 5 seconds Hiei was finished. Then about a minute after Yusuke was done, then ten seconds after him Kuwabara finished. "I win" Hiei said triumphantly. But Hiei then got a look of pain on his face. "I guess Hiei's never had a brain freeze before." Yusuke said chuckling. "Yeah shrimp. Bein' winners' great aint it?" Kuwabara said. "Unless you wish to die before the age of seventeen, I suggest you shut your putrid mouth, and spare me of your stupidity, you baka oaf." Hiei said holding his head.

"You wanna' fight shrimp?"

"As I've said, Do you wish to die?"

"Fine bring it on !!!"

"No. I'm not going to fight a child. You're too weak to deserve to fight me."

"Hey, watch what your sayin'! You need to watch your tongue shrimp-oid!"

"Where did you learn that? Pre-school?"

"Why I outta' !"

At this point Kuwabara, and Hiei had to be restrained from killing each other. Kurama held back Kuwabara, and Yusuke held back Hiei. They walked into the area where Botan and Kayko were and placed Hiei and Kuwabara on the floor. Kurama sat to Botans' right, and Yusuke sat to Kaykos' left. "So how did the contest go? Who won?" Botan asked kindly. "Hiei won, and the contest went fine." Kurama replied. "I can see that Hiei won. Do you want a wet towel Hiei? Your face has, what looks like ice cream, all over it." Kayko asked sweetly. "I don't need your help onna. I can take care of myself." Hiei replied rudely, back to his normal self. He got up and went to the bathroom to clean off. "Hey what about me! I got second place!" Yusuke yelled. "I was not offering to help Hiei because he won, I was offering because his face was a mess." Kayko replied. "Well I do have some ice cream on my mouth Kayko, you can clean it off for me if you'd like. You mouth would w--" Yusuke started, but Kurama slapped his hand over Yusukes' mouth. "EWWW!!!! Yusuke!!!!!!" Kurama yelled. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YUSUKE!!!!" Kayko yelled. "Nothin'." Yusuke replied chuckling. Kayko looked at Yusukes' expression, then looked at Kuramas' hand. "YOU LICKED HIS HAND! NOT ONLY IS THAT DIGUSTING, BUT IT'S ALSO RUDE! ECSPECIALLY WHEN HE JUST SAVED YOU FROM GETTING SLAPPED! WELL, TOO BAD! NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TOTAL DISRESPECT!" Kayko yelled. She then slapped him twice. One slap on his left cheek, the other on his right.

"Jeez, Woman!!!" Yusuke yelled as Hiei walked in. "I don't even want to know..." Hiei muttered. "Look at the time!!!! 1:00am!!!!! We have to go to sleep!" Botan said. "No! Not yet!" Yusuke whined. "Yes, now" Botan said. 'I have to keep this together, or Koenma-sama will kill me' Botan thought. "Fine. Botan you get my moms room...Botan on the floor, Kayko on the bed." Yusuke said. They nodded and proceeded to go to bed. "The rest of you, pick where you wanna' sleep. I get the bed." Yusuke said lazily. "Well, I am sleeping outside." Hiei said. "Fine, if you wanna' get soaked again. It's gonna' be rainin' all night. We have a really bad storm coming or something. Right Kurama?" Yusuke said, Kurama nodded. They all ended up inside. Yusuke slept in the bed, Hiei slept on the couch, Kuwabara slept on the floor, and Kurama got stuck with sleeping on the chair.

Botan was falling asleep, as everyone exchanged goodnights. 'Everything is going perfectly according to plans.' Botan thought as she fell asleep.

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Samara- hoped you liked it! R&R.

YYH-Fan- Um, Samara that's my line.

Tiome- what mysterious plan is going according to plans? Why is Yusuke acting like a pervert? Will Kayko ever stop slapping him about it? Find out next time on Switched Mishap!

YYH-Fan- Um, We don't have announcements Tiome.

Tiome- we don't? AHHHHH!!!!!!! The evil announcement guy is coming to get us!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!!!!!!!!! -Starts running around in circles screaming-

Samara- Not this again...

YYH-Fan- Whatever...I need to save Tiome from Samara. And I have to save Samara from committing murder...Remember! R&R or the story goes bye, bye. Ja Ne!