Disclaimer: I own practically nothing, least of all Harry Potter
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[To the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic]

Mine eyes have seen the wardrobe
Of the wizard Dumbledore
It doesn't lead to Narnia
So it's a total bore
It is lined with wizard robes
From ceiling to the floor
He doesn't wear a thong

Chorus:

Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
He doesn't wear a thong
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Notes:

My webpage:

www.ziltron.virtue.nu