Disclaimer: I own practically nothing, least of all Harry Potter
[To the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic]

Mine eyes have seen the author
Of the Harry Potter books
By the name of J.K. Rowling,
She is worth a million bucks
But when I went to see her,
I just marched right up and spoke:
"These books are rather long!"

Chorus:

Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
Warty, warty, warty Hogwarts
These books are rather long!...Notes:

This is probably the last verse. Actually, I meant to put it up ages ago but kept forgetting. Oh well, hope you enjoy.

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