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Lilsteves: I know, but I agree, he does deserve it, besides, he's a Snape and anyone that ugly gets tortured.
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Many more, but these are the 10 most faithful.
The idea in this chapter with 'the talk' is from Athenakitty who has practically been begging for it from chapter 17.
Well, here goes....
$ Previous chapter: "I don't think so Mr. Potter!" A sharp strict voice said, they turned around to find Professor Mcgonagall standing there, looking very angry.
"You are wanted in professor Snape's office." She continued and they all looked nervously at each other.
$
Chapter 30: The birds and the bees.
Lily joined James in the bathroom as he pulled his pants on got and dressed herself.
At that moment, a large but dopey looking barn owl flew through the window and dropped a letter into James's hands. He opened it and his eyes widened.
"Harry's in trouble!" He said and both hurried getting dressed.
A moment later and right as Lily started brushing her hair Sirius rushed in with a letter.
"Let me guess, Seamus is also in trouble?" James said and Sirius nodded.
"You stay here Lil, Me and Sir will go!" James said and kissed Lily before hurrying down stairs.
"Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry!" Both of them said as they stepped into the fire.
They landed in the kitchens and once the elves had recovered from the shock, they were bombarded by elves with food.
They refused and left quickly. "Where must we meet?" James asked, having given his letter to Lily to read.
Sirius read his letter and his mouth curved into a wicked smile.
"Snivellou's office." He said and James also smiled evilly.
They walked down to the office and Harry, Seamus and Lilac were sitting on three chairs in front of Snape's desk.
"Hello Lilac, Seamus. "James said then darkly looked to his son "Harry."
"Hello Dad, what are you doing here?" Harry asked nervously.
"That is what I would like to know!" He said but stopped when an unfamiliar boy walked in wrapped in just a blanket looking very cold.
"Why Snubilus! Aren't we looking a little...blue?" Seamus sniggered and Sirius and James looked at each other and smiled evilly.
"Shut up Black!" He muttered and Seamus shook his head.
"Now that's not nice, especially after I went through the trouble of getting you a Christmas present!" He said and Snubilus looked at him curiously "Guess what I got you!" He said and Snubilus shrugged.
"Shampoo of course!" He said as if it was the most of obvious thing in the world and Harry gasped.
"You could have told me because I got him the same thing!" He scolded.
"What are we going to do now?" Seamus asked in a tone of mock concern before both he and Harry broke down into giggles.
"Give him both, he needs it!" Lilac said "I got him something better!" She smiled.
"What could be better than making him wash his hair?" Harry asked.
"I'm guessing he doesn't know how to work a muggle telephone, but I managed to get the number of a muggle plastic surgeon." Lilac said and both Harry and Seamus now burst out laughing aloud.
"How will a muggle plastic surgeon do me any good?" Snubilus asked and even Lilac was crying with laughter.
"Look in a mirror and find out Snubilus!" Seamus managed to say.
"Come on guys, let's give him a break!" Lilac said and James mentally groaned at the thought of another Lily personality trait of I-stick-up-for- an-ugly-rude-git.
"After all, it's not his fault his mother was desperate!" She said with a smile and Harry looked at her with confusion.
"How do you know she was desperate?" He asked.
"Well, she must have been to sleep with Snape, either that or she was stoned or he paid her!" She said and they burst laughing, James swelled with pride that his son had fallen in love with a fellow Snape hater.
Snape walked in shortly and didn't seem to notice Sirius and James.
He sat down at his desk and started speaking.
"Now, Potter! Tell me exactly what happened this morning!" He said and Harry replied:
"Well, we hexed Serevin, then made his robes split in half before charming snow to fall on him." He said truthfully
"Did you have anything to do with this Kales?" He asked looking at Lilac.
"Yes sir, I distracted him while Harry and Seamus hid behind the trees." She said and Snape got confused that they were being so honest.
"I never thought you would think you would have the rights to do this to another student." He said.
Seamus stuck his hand in his pocket, he flicked it and out of nowhere, a snowball appeared and hit Snape on the back of the head. Snape turned around to see what it was but couldn't see anything and turned back to Harry and Seamus.
"But I could expect this out of you two, with fathers as unskilled as yours!" He said and early jumped out of his skin when Sirius coughed.
"I guarantee that I am hardly unskilled Snivellous!" James said And Snape's eyes filled with fear.
The next moment there was a flash and everyone looked to Lilac who was holding a mini camera.
"This will be excellent blackmail someday!" She smiled and then took one of Snubilus before stowing the camera into her robe pocket.
"What are you two doing here?" Snape asked.
"We were called in you idiot!" Sirius said.
"I didn't want you two to come! I wanted Evans to come!" He said.
"Evans?" Harry asked raising his eyebrows and James looked at his son and smiled kindly.
"What he used to call your mum!" He said before turning back to Snape.
"For one, it's not Evans anymore, it's Potter, two, it has been that way for the past 12 years Snivelly!" He said poking his wand into Snape's chest.
"We are here to discuss your child's behaviours, not the fact that Evans made the mistake of marrying you!" Snape said and James's eyes flashed with fire.
"It was not a mistake, only you seemed to think so because you had a crush on her all through Hogwarts!" James said and Sirius laughed his bark like laugh.
"But don't worry Snivelly, I won't embarrass you in front of your child." James smirked "I'll find a better time."
"Fine, Potter, Black, Kales, go!" He said backing up against the wall as Snubilus protested.
"But dad!" He whined and stood up, forgetting about his blanket, which fell down.
Lilac giggled and hid her face in her hands as the 3 walked out the room.
"Just let it go Severin!" He growled.
"BUT DAD!" He whined even louder.
"JUST GO TO YOUR COMMON ROOM!" Snape yelled at his son who looked ready to burst into tears.
He picked up the blanket, wrapped it around himself and hurried out the room.
"Now Snivelly, you had better play nice, or I might change my mind about hexing you." James said and Snape seemed to have got his cool back.
"If you do, I'm sure Lily would like to know." He said smugly.
"I'm sure she would also love to know how you treat her son!" James said and the smugness disappeared.
"Bye Snivelly, come on Prongs, lets go home!" Sirius said.
"You go, I have to talk to Harry." He said and Sirius shrugged before James left the room, Sirius flooed home while Snape sat down against the wall.
"Now to find the bloody little lovesick bugger that is my son." James thought, "I wish I had the map!"
He searched found the castle and eventually thought of the common room.
After the fat lady recognized him she smiled and opened the portrait.
He looked in the common room and saw them all doing their homework at one of the tables.
"Long time since I've been in here!" James said looking around and giving them all a fright.
He walked up to the table and sat down. "Could I talk to you in private for a minute Harry?" He asked and Seamus and Lilac both got up to leave.
"No, Lilac, you can stay since I suppose this probably concerns both of you." He said and Harry's heart sank.
"No, please don't let him be talking about what I think he is talking about!" Harry thought to himself and looked at Lilac who seemed to be thinking the same thing.
Seamus left the room hurriedly and ran up the stairs to the boys' dorm.
James took a deep breath. "When a man and a woman love each other..." He said and tried to ignore the disgusted looks on their faces. "They have sex." And he proceeded to explain.
"And that's where baby's come from" He said after he finished. (FORGET IT! I'm NOT GOING INTO DETAIL!)
"EWWW" both of them said together.
"Why did it concern both of us?" Harry asked once he was sure he could open his mouth without throwing up all over his transfiguration homework.
"We tried to contact you on the mirror and heard some stuff we weren't supposed to!" He said.
"Like what?" She asked nervously, her cheeks going bright red but being to embarrassed to look into his eyes.
"Both of you telling each other how much you love each other." He said Harry tried to make up excuses.
"But that was just in a friendly way!" He said and James chuckled.
"And I suppose the kissing part was also just friendly too?" He asked and Harry groaned.
"I had better go, it' getting late!" He said looking at the sky, which was already quite dark.
$$
"I don't I could ever see us doing that like your dad said, at least not soon." Lilac sighed as they lay on her bed later that night and Seamus had agreed to keep the mirror locked up in his trunk and stay in the boys' dorms.
"I'm sorry if he embarrassed you, it's my fault, I should have been more careful with that stupid mirror." He said and she giggled.
"But this is better don't you see?" Harry shook his head "Now there are less people to tell." She smiled and realization dawned on him.
"You're right!" He said
"I know, but that talk got me thinking, don't you think we should know what to expect when we do do it."
"I see you're point, but I'm not sure I see where you are getting at." He said nervously and she looked up at him.
"Don't play dumb, what are you thinking of?" She asked and he seemed quite embarrassed so she pulled him close and kissed him, when they pulled apart, his nervousness was mostly gone.
"You want us to strip for each other?" He said.
"Good, I knew you weren't stupid, my point exactly, we undress for each other, look at what we want to, and then dress again, plain and simple." She said and he nodded.
"Unless you don't agree with it?" She asked and he shook his head.
"If you are sure you want to, I'll go with it." He said and she smiled.
"Yes, I'm sure she said! Now must I go first or you?"
"For watching or striping he asked and she slapped his arm playfully.
"For striping silly!"
"I'll go first!" He said as his nervousness rose again.
She put the locking charm on the door and pulled the one side of the curtains closed.
He took of his robes and unloosed his tie. Slowly he unbuttoned his shirt and she watched eagerly.
It dropped to the floor, due to being in the hot sun in the summer and long Qudditch practices, he was quite tanned and slightly muscled.
She whistled and it gave him more confidence. He undid the belt and the pants fell to the floor showing blue boxers.
He took a deep breath and was about to pull them down when she spoke.
"No, I want to do that part!" She said with a red tint in her cheeks and he moved onto the bed.
She pulled the curtains fully closed and put her thumb on the waistband of his boxers.
She pulled them down without looking then right of and looked down.
(If I went into detail of that, it would be explicit but I can't do that so if I do the story of explicit scenes, I'll put it there!)
After she was done looking, she sighed.
"You don't have to if you don't want to!" Harry said and shook her head.
"It's only fair" She said and started to undress slowly.
Suddenly, there was a banging at the door and both looked at each other, their eyes filled with horror.
$$
Ok, they are young, but I needed inspiration since I'm leaving for a while.
Not quite 10 pages, but 8 are close enough
REVIEW
Normal thank yous:
Inuyahsas #gilr1: Sigh, thank you! I never get tired of people saying that.
Dweem-angel: Well you won't have to wait long.
Simsgirl262: I got your email, but there is something wrong with my reply button. Lol, next time you see the kid, start shouting MOMMY! I know how you feel, I am going to go crazy next week when I can't type and feel bad for my reviewers. Why do you want to kill Siri again? It will just make me put in bigger clifffies.
AthenaKitty: Yes, you'll see how much, you had better enjoy this chapter because it was going to wait till the summer holidays for the talk but I decided for you I must do it now!
Stef: ok, I have till Sunday, because I'm trying to rush it out, it might be shorter than 10 pages.
Lilsteves: I know, but I agree, he does deserve it, besides, he's a Snape and anyone that ugly gets tortured.
Manny2003: I know there are a lot, but there will be a lot more to go, you are my ideas person thingy, should I do the explicit scenes in another story for this story?
ILOVETOWRITE456: Thanks; I'm really excited but worried about my new school.
Special thank yous (people who constantly review/ email me/ have given me ideas.):
Athenakitty ILOVETOWRITE456 Simsgirl626 Manny2003 Dweem-angel Bamsk8chic Xxginnyxx Lilsteves Inuyashas# girl1 (meg/ Megmul3000) Stef
Many more, but these are the 10 most faithful.
The idea in this chapter with 'the talk' is from Athenakitty who has practically been begging for it from chapter 17.
Well, here goes....
$ Previous chapter: "I don't think so Mr. Potter!" A sharp strict voice said, they turned around to find Professor Mcgonagall standing there, looking very angry.
"You are wanted in professor Snape's office." She continued and they all looked nervously at each other.
$
Chapter 30: The birds and the bees.
Lily joined James in the bathroom as he pulled his pants on got and dressed herself.
At that moment, a large but dopey looking barn owl flew through the window and dropped a letter into James's hands. He opened it and his eyes widened.
"Harry's in trouble!" He said and both hurried getting dressed.
A moment later and right as Lily started brushing her hair Sirius rushed in with a letter.
"Let me guess, Seamus is also in trouble?" James said and Sirius nodded.
"You stay here Lil, Me and Sir will go!" James said and kissed Lily before hurrying down stairs.
"Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry!" Both of them said as they stepped into the fire.
They landed in the kitchens and once the elves had recovered from the shock, they were bombarded by elves with food.
They refused and left quickly. "Where must we meet?" James asked, having given his letter to Lily to read.
Sirius read his letter and his mouth curved into a wicked smile.
"Snivellou's office." He said and James also smiled evilly.
They walked down to the office and Harry, Seamus and Lilac were sitting on three chairs in front of Snape's desk.
"Hello Lilac, Seamus. "James said then darkly looked to his son "Harry."
"Hello Dad, what are you doing here?" Harry asked nervously.
"That is what I would like to know!" He said but stopped when an unfamiliar boy walked in wrapped in just a blanket looking very cold.
"Why Snubilus! Aren't we looking a little...blue?" Seamus sniggered and Sirius and James looked at each other and smiled evilly.
"Shut up Black!" He muttered and Seamus shook his head.
"Now that's not nice, especially after I went through the trouble of getting you a Christmas present!" He said and Snubilus looked at him curiously "Guess what I got you!" He said and Snubilus shrugged.
"Shampoo of course!" He said as if it was the most of obvious thing in the world and Harry gasped.
"You could have told me because I got him the same thing!" He scolded.
"What are we going to do now?" Seamus asked in a tone of mock concern before both he and Harry broke down into giggles.
"Give him both, he needs it!" Lilac said "I got him something better!" She smiled.
"What could be better than making him wash his hair?" Harry asked.
"I'm guessing he doesn't know how to work a muggle telephone, but I managed to get the number of a muggle plastic surgeon." Lilac said and both Harry and Seamus now burst out laughing aloud.
"How will a muggle plastic surgeon do me any good?" Snubilus asked and even Lilac was crying with laughter.
"Look in a mirror and find out Snubilus!" Seamus managed to say.
"Come on guys, let's give him a break!" Lilac said and James mentally groaned at the thought of another Lily personality trait of I-stick-up-for- an-ugly-rude-git.
"After all, it's not his fault his mother was desperate!" She said with a smile and Harry looked at her with confusion.
"How do you know she was desperate?" He asked.
"Well, she must have been to sleep with Snape, either that or she was stoned or he paid her!" She said and they burst laughing, James swelled with pride that his son had fallen in love with a fellow Snape hater.
Snape walked in shortly and didn't seem to notice Sirius and James.
He sat down at his desk and started speaking.
"Now, Potter! Tell me exactly what happened this morning!" He said and Harry replied:
"Well, we hexed Serevin, then made his robes split in half before charming snow to fall on him." He said truthfully
"Did you have anything to do with this Kales?" He asked looking at Lilac.
"Yes sir, I distracted him while Harry and Seamus hid behind the trees." She said and Snape got confused that they were being so honest.
"I never thought you would think you would have the rights to do this to another student." He said.
Seamus stuck his hand in his pocket, he flicked it and out of nowhere, a snowball appeared and hit Snape on the back of the head. Snape turned around to see what it was but couldn't see anything and turned back to Harry and Seamus.
"But I could expect this out of you two, with fathers as unskilled as yours!" He said and early jumped out of his skin when Sirius coughed.
"I guarantee that I am hardly unskilled Snivellous!" James said And Snape's eyes filled with fear.
The next moment there was a flash and everyone looked to Lilac who was holding a mini camera.
"This will be excellent blackmail someday!" She smiled and then took one of Snubilus before stowing the camera into her robe pocket.
"What are you two doing here?" Snape asked.
"We were called in you idiot!" Sirius said.
"I didn't want you two to come! I wanted Evans to come!" He said.
"Evans?" Harry asked raising his eyebrows and James looked at his son and smiled kindly.
"What he used to call your mum!" He said before turning back to Snape.
"For one, it's not Evans anymore, it's Potter, two, it has been that way for the past 12 years Snivelly!" He said poking his wand into Snape's chest.
"We are here to discuss your child's behaviours, not the fact that Evans made the mistake of marrying you!" Snape said and James's eyes flashed with fire.
"It was not a mistake, only you seemed to think so because you had a crush on her all through Hogwarts!" James said and Sirius laughed his bark like laugh.
"But don't worry Snivelly, I won't embarrass you in front of your child." James smirked "I'll find a better time."
"Fine, Potter, Black, Kales, go!" He said backing up against the wall as Snubilus protested.
"But dad!" He whined and stood up, forgetting about his blanket, which fell down.
Lilac giggled and hid her face in her hands as the 3 walked out the room.
"Just let it go Severin!" He growled.
"BUT DAD!" He whined even louder.
"JUST GO TO YOUR COMMON ROOM!" Snape yelled at his son who looked ready to burst into tears.
He picked up the blanket, wrapped it around himself and hurried out the room.
"Now Snivelly, you had better play nice, or I might change my mind about hexing you." James said and Snape seemed to have got his cool back.
"If you do, I'm sure Lily would like to know." He said smugly.
"I'm sure she would also love to know how you treat her son!" James said and the smugness disappeared.
"Bye Snivelly, come on Prongs, lets go home!" Sirius said.
"You go, I have to talk to Harry." He said and Sirius shrugged before James left the room, Sirius flooed home while Snape sat down against the wall.
"Now to find the bloody little lovesick bugger that is my son." James thought, "I wish I had the map!"
He searched found the castle and eventually thought of the common room.
After the fat lady recognized him she smiled and opened the portrait.
He looked in the common room and saw them all doing their homework at one of the tables.
"Long time since I've been in here!" James said looking around and giving them all a fright.
He walked up to the table and sat down. "Could I talk to you in private for a minute Harry?" He asked and Seamus and Lilac both got up to leave.
"No, Lilac, you can stay since I suppose this probably concerns both of you." He said and Harry's heart sank.
"No, please don't let him be talking about what I think he is talking about!" Harry thought to himself and looked at Lilac who seemed to be thinking the same thing.
Seamus left the room hurriedly and ran up the stairs to the boys' dorm.
James took a deep breath. "When a man and a woman love each other..." He said and tried to ignore the disgusted looks on their faces. "They have sex." And he proceeded to explain.
"And that's where baby's come from" He said after he finished. (FORGET IT! I'm NOT GOING INTO DETAIL!)
"EWWW" both of them said together.
"Why did it concern both of us?" Harry asked once he was sure he could open his mouth without throwing up all over his transfiguration homework.
"We tried to contact you on the mirror and heard some stuff we weren't supposed to!" He said.
"Like what?" She asked nervously, her cheeks going bright red but being to embarrassed to look into his eyes.
"Both of you telling each other how much you love each other." He said Harry tried to make up excuses.
"But that was just in a friendly way!" He said and James chuckled.
"And I suppose the kissing part was also just friendly too?" He asked and Harry groaned.
"I had better go, it' getting late!" He said looking at the sky, which was already quite dark.
$$
"I don't I could ever see us doing that like your dad said, at least not soon." Lilac sighed as they lay on her bed later that night and Seamus had agreed to keep the mirror locked up in his trunk and stay in the boys' dorms.
"I'm sorry if he embarrassed you, it's my fault, I should have been more careful with that stupid mirror." He said and she giggled.
"But this is better don't you see?" Harry shook his head "Now there are less people to tell." She smiled and realization dawned on him.
"You're right!" He said
"I know, but that talk got me thinking, don't you think we should know what to expect when we do do it."
"I see you're point, but I'm not sure I see where you are getting at." He said nervously and she looked up at him.
"Don't play dumb, what are you thinking of?" She asked and he seemed quite embarrassed so she pulled him close and kissed him, when they pulled apart, his nervousness was mostly gone.
"You want us to strip for each other?" He said.
"Good, I knew you weren't stupid, my point exactly, we undress for each other, look at what we want to, and then dress again, plain and simple." She said and he nodded.
"Unless you don't agree with it?" She asked and he shook his head.
"If you are sure you want to, I'll go with it." He said and she smiled.
"Yes, I'm sure she said! Now must I go first or you?"
"For watching or striping he asked and she slapped his arm playfully.
"For striping silly!"
"I'll go first!" He said as his nervousness rose again.
She put the locking charm on the door and pulled the one side of the curtains closed.
He took of his robes and unloosed his tie. Slowly he unbuttoned his shirt and she watched eagerly.
It dropped to the floor, due to being in the hot sun in the summer and long Qudditch practices, he was quite tanned and slightly muscled.
She whistled and it gave him more confidence. He undid the belt and the pants fell to the floor showing blue boxers.
He took a deep breath and was about to pull them down when she spoke.
"No, I want to do that part!" She said with a red tint in her cheeks and he moved onto the bed.
She pulled the curtains fully closed and put her thumb on the waistband of his boxers.
She pulled them down without looking then right of and looked down.
(If I went into detail of that, it would be explicit but I can't do that so if I do the story of explicit scenes, I'll put it there!)
After she was done looking, she sighed.
"You don't have to if you don't want to!" Harry said and shook her head.
"It's only fair" She said and started to undress slowly.
Suddenly, there was a banging at the door and both looked at each other, their eyes filled with horror.
$$
Ok, they are young, but I needed inspiration since I'm leaving for a while.
Not quite 10 pages, but 8 are close enough
REVIEW