DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these Friends characters, (as much as I would like to), so don't sue me please? lol, thanks.
AUTHOR'S NOTE This fanfic is set in the early days of Friends. When Ross has just split up with Carol, and Pheobe is now currently pregnant with triplets. There will probably be (eventually) five chapters... if i get enough reviews! So please, please and please read & review. Otherwise, it won't be worth reading, will it? All reviews - flames and all welcome! Okay... i'll just leave you alone to read this, shall I......?
Ross's Date To Dine
In the early hours of Manhattan, a particular Monica was awake and cooking breakfast for Ross, Joey and Chandler - who sat around the circular table, each engaged with their own private activity. Well, in Joey's case... food. Ross seemed anxious, pushing his peas around the plate, until he finally broke the news.
"Oh yeah... um, I forgot to tell you guys... er, my girlfriend is coming around for dinner tonight." Ross announced this nervously, searching for a sign of approval from his friends.
However, Joey spat out a mouthful of Cappacino which he had previously been drinking, " You have a girlfriend!??"
Chandler looking calm and slightly amused at the information, placed his New York Times down and said, "No Joey, let me clarify this one for you. Ross, this date of yours... she's not by any chance a girl, is she?"
Ross shot a nasty look at Chandler, "Yes, as a matter of fact, she is a girl.... a-and what is so surprising about that, huh?"
"Oh," Chandler said airly, with a hint of sarcasm, " It's nothing to do with the fact that your ex-wife preferred women to men!"
"Oh my God - you are still talking about Carol?! I'm like Carol? What Carol? It's like, I'm totally over Carol!" Ross's enthuastic repetition of the word 'Carol' proved that he still clearly had feelings for her.
Monica who had been unusually quiet before, piped up, "YOU - over Carol?? That's not what I saw when I cleaned your bedroom yesterday!"
" I cannot believe you think I'm still in love with Carol, just because I keep her underwear under my pillow!"
Monica looked confused, "What underwear? I was talking about the photo of Carol you kept."
"Oh." Ross, smiling sheepishly, looking thoroughly embarassed by the news he had just exposed.
Okay, I hope you liked that. I know it is short, but the other chapters are much longer. Please tell me what you think, so REVIEW! hehehe.... the following chapters will be hilarious when Monica meets Ross's girlfriend - who is just as obssessive as cleaning as she is and loves cooking. i dont want to reveal too much, so review soon - and i will update soon!