Hi Everyone! I know you're all probably tired of my constant writing but
my brother gave me a great idea for a new humor fic. Hope ya like it.
Here is the Truth behind the Mutants. I don't own anything; the song is by
Bob Seger 'Old Time Rock & Roll'. Many will be OOC, but it's all in good
fun.
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*The Office*
Professor Xavier sat on his wheelchair and stared out the window, his hands held together as always. He thought about all the mutants he had recruited and how he had managed to recruit them. He smiled slightly and watched as the clouds shifted to new figures. At the knock on the door he turned a solemn look on his face.
"Hey Professor, Ororo and me are takin' the kids out to the movies."
"I believe that is a good idea Logan." Logan nodded and left. Five minutes later the Professor scanned the mansion and found that they had all left and Hank was in the med lab perfecting an antidote for Rogue. He smiled evilly and than the picture fades to black.
*The Rec Room*
Suddenly a bald man slid into the room wearing a button down shirt, a pair of underwear and white socks. The music blasted.
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
The Professor began to shake and shimmy. He laughed gleefully at the rarely obtainable moments of not having to use that stupid wheelchair. He only needed it to recruit the mutants.
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Most of the time the recruits never wanted to come with him; take Scott for instance. He had wheeled up to him while he sat in his little chair at the orphanage. The Professor asked him to come with him but Scott said no. So what did the Professor do? He started to tell him about how he had been attacked by a killer squirrel and how it chewed up his legs so that he couldn't walk anymore, he even offered to show him but of course the little boy refused, ha ha! But that had gotten Scott to be his first lackey!
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Xavier started to thrust his hips forward as he moved side to side remembering how he had gotten Jean to come. She hadn't wanted to leave her parents behind so Xavier used his trusty wheelchair to draw the girl in. He remembered how he had explained to her that as a young mutant he was skipping across the road, minding his own business as he licked his large Lollypop. A giant bull had come after him; he had run as fast as his little legs could carry him to no avail. That was when it stomped on his legs leaving them meatless. Jean had cried and told her parents she wanted to help Xavier and his school. Lackey number two!
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Xavier began to do the worm when he thought of how he had gotten Kitty to join them. What no one knew was that he had visited Kitty before she had decided to agree with Jean and joined the institute. This was before Lance had tried to kill her. He had told her about how he had fallen in love with a woman who had betrayed him with an ex lover. When he had tried to win her heart she had poured hot oil on his legs and lit it on fire, allowing it to shrivel up to nothing but bone. The romantic tale won him her heart. Yipee!
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned; say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Last but not least he decided to contemplate Wolverine. Ha ha! Everyone wondered why Logan stayed on with him when he obviously didn't want to but Xavier had threatened to share his secret to everyone, a secret so disturbing that he never wanted anyone to know. Xavier did a split as the grand finally to his favorite song came.
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
*Xavier's Office*
Professor Xavier sat on his wheelchair and stared out the window, his hands held together as always. Logan knocked and than entered the room the rest of the mutants following him in.
"Like, hi Professor, we wished you could have come," Kitty said, touching his shoulder in a daughterly way. Each recruit stared after him with love in their eyes, he was a self-sacrificial man who suffered and prevailed. Xavier smiled lovingly and deep down in his heart, he knew he was the smartest Mo Fo to ever walk the earth.
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Next Chapter: Wolverine's Secret! Read and Review people.
Professor Xavier sat on his wheelchair and stared out the window, his hands held together as always. He thought about all the mutants he had recruited and how he had managed to recruit them. He smiled slightly and watched as the clouds shifted to new figures. At the knock on the door he turned a solemn look on his face.
"Hey Professor, Ororo and me are takin' the kids out to the movies."
"I believe that is a good idea Logan." Logan nodded and left. Five minutes later the Professor scanned the mansion and found that they had all left and Hank was in the med lab perfecting an antidote for Rogue. He smiled evilly and than the picture fades to black.
*The Rec Room*
Suddenly a bald man slid into the room wearing a button down shirt, a pair of underwear and white socks. The music blasted.
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
The Professor began to shake and shimmy. He laughed gleefully at the rarely obtainable moments of not having to use that stupid wheelchair. He only needed it to recruit the mutants.
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Most of the time the recruits never wanted to come with him; take Scott for instance. He had wheeled up to him while he sat in his little chair at the orphanage. The Professor asked him to come with him but Scott said no. So what did the Professor do? He started to tell him about how he had been attacked by a killer squirrel and how it chewed up his legs so that he couldn't walk anymore, he even offered to show him but of course the little boy refused, ha ha! But that had gotten Scott to be his first lackey!
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Xavier started to thrust his hips forward as he moved side to side remembering how he had gotten Jean to come. She hadn't wanted to leave her parents behind so Xavier used his trusty wheelchair to draw the girl in. He remembered how he had explained to her that as a young mutant he was skipping across the road, minding his own business as he licked his large Lollypop. A giant bull had come after him; he had run as fast as his little legs could carry him to no avail. That was when it stomped on his legs leaving them meatless. Jean had cried and told her parents she wanted to help Xavier and his school. Lackey number two!
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Xavier began to do the worm when he thought of how he had gotten Kitty to join them. What no one knew was that he had visited Kitty before she had decided to agree with Jean and joined the institute. This was before Lance had tried to kill her. He had told her about how he had fallen in love with a woman who had betrayed him with an ex lover. When he had tried to win her heart she had poured hot oil on his legs and lit it on fire, allowing it to shrivel up to nothing but bone. The romantic tale won him her heart. Yipee!
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned; say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Last but not least he decided to contemplate Wolverine. Ha ha! Everyone wondered why Logan stayed on with him when he obviously didn't want to but Xavier had threatened to share his secret to everyone, a secret so disturbing that he never wanted anyone to know. Xavier did a split as the grand finally to his favorite song came.
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
*Xavier's Office*
Professor Xavier sat on his wheelchair and stared out the window, his hands held together as always. Logan knocked and than entered the room the rest of the mutants following him in.
"Like, hi Professor, we wished you could have come," Kitty said, touching his shoulder in a daughterly way. Each recruit stared after him with love in their eyes, he was a self-sacrificial man who suffered and prevailed. Xavier smiled lovingly and deep down in his heart, he knew he was the smartest Mo Fo to ever walk the earth.
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Next Chapter: Wolverine's Secret! Read and Review people.