Chapter 2: Miroku hits the hospital wing and Kagome's anger problem
"YOU SLUT, GO SHIT YOURSELF!!!!"
"I don't take
advise from a dog, instead, you take orders from me, got
that?!"
"Whatever" Inuyasha said closing his
eyes, in pain
"What is up with Inuyasha today?" Kagome thought "I'm sure he has nothing to do with Miroku playing with Sango's panties. Wait a minute, I saw him a night ago! Sleepwalking and going through her panties then wearing them then saying girlie things about himself. Weird."
"Kagome, go see what Shippou is doing"
"Uh,
get off your lazy god damn ass and get going to find him!"
"Why
should I? I have just hurt myself from your bitchfights you have been
pulling infront of me all this time!"
"Inuyasha, go
eat out of the frickin dog bowl!!!!!"
"OK, fine,
then you'll have to lick it" Inuyasha started to laugh
hard
Kagome, now her face red as ever, let pout a big "YOU
GOD DAMN PEICE OF SHIT MOTHER F-"
"HEY! SETTLE
DOWN!!!" Shippou arrived in time before Kagome bursted out at
Inuyasha
"QUIET YOU,
YOU, FURRY LITTLE DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!"
"Woah, anger
problem. Shippou call 911, I think Kagome is gonna transform into a
giant monster who is gonna eat us all!!! AH! CALL THE DOCTOR!!!!"
They both started to laugh as hard as they could"
"THAT IS THE LAST DRAW, WHERE IS MIROKU?"
Miroku was in Kagome's room sniffing her panties and exhailing as he went
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled out as hard as they could
Miroku now had the
most innocent look on his face and it was also all red
"YOU
BACKSTABBING LUNATIC, PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!!!"
"Miroku,"
Sango came in, "Why does my armor smell like piss?"
"I
Swear I didn't do any-"
Both girls were giving him very
very very very dirty looks right now
"Oh, I am
gonna make you pay!"
"Sango no!"
She
grabbed her boomerang and swiped it at him.
"Miroku! Are
you
hurt?"
"................................................"
Miroku
was not breathing
