Chapter 3 Miroku and His Craving to kill HIM!!!

When Miroku woke up he looked up and Sango was naked!!! Everyone was, then-

"Miroku, wake up please!! Miroku!!!" He could hear Kagome's voice. Suddenley, he woke up and the naked crap was only a dream!!!!!

"Hey, Miroku is alright!" Kagome said to Sango while Inuyasha was paying for the hospital stay, "I mean, you are OK, are you?"

"Uh," Miroku was silent for a moment. "I................ I must kill him!!!!"

"Miroku, are you alright?" Sango said in shock while Kagome humming, "I mean, who do you wan't to kill?"

"I must kill...................... INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone froze with shock

Inuyasha entered the room with puppydog eyes and an upside down "U" face

"Inuyasha, YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

Inuyasha jumped out of the way while Miroku's wind tunnel was sucking the whole hospital wing down!!!

Sango threw her boomerang at his hand and it was ½ an inch from being cut off!!!!!!

The doctor rushed in and put Miroku in a deep sleep

Miroku woke up a few months later while food and water was being shoved down his throat

"Miroku, I want to tell you that, that i'm sorry for what I did."

"Ah, dont worry, I am fine now, all i need for you to do is take off your top and I will give em' a squeeze."

SMACK

Miroku had peach colored skin, and dented right in there, was Sango's hand mark, redder then ever!!!

"That deserves you right!"

Inuyasha came in and Inuyasha, for once being nice, apologized and asked Miroku for his forgiveness.

"Oh, all right, I forgive yea."

"Good, now APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!" Inuyasha said with blood rushing through his head

"WHY SHOULD I???"

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WAS GOING THROUGH THE PANTIE DRAWERS!"

"Alright, enough you two!" Sango and Kagome said softly

Inuyasha looked at Kagome and Sango sheepish and looked away. While he walked out of the almost-collasped hospital, Inuyasha yelled "SLUT!!!"

And Inuyasha heard something coming.... it was Kagome storming out there like if she was in an army or something.

"Inuyasha, I have been waiting for this moment since I met you!!!!"

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