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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry that I haven't been updating for a while.... school work and blah blah. I love every single reviews you send me! So carry on sending them.... this is, as you know, the last chapter! But I am planning on either a sequel or maybe just adding on the chapters. You decide, by sendin me reviews of course... Please tell me what you want me to do...

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Chandler Got It

Now this is living it large, Ross thought dreamily as he lied down on the sofa.

Before long, Ross was tucking into his favourite meals, and savouring the taste with every bite. Order after order left Ross more bloated than ever. Before he had the chance to start on his pudding (trifle with strawberry toppings), Chander and Joey came into the apartment.

"What is cooking?" Chander asked, sniffing the air.

"That is... um, pizza with anchovies, mushroom and..... crust filled cheese." Joey said, whilst his eyes were closed - he had described exactly what Monica was cooking! Joey's passion for food (mainly eating) led to his impressive detection for food, just by his sense of smell.

Chandler and Ross stared at Joey in amazement.

"You're good." Ross said to Joey.

"I know!" shouted Monica from the kitchen.

Joey, Chandler and Ross raised their eyebrows.

"Anyway..." Ross began, "Check this out guys - I've got two girls running around like dogs, cooking whatever I want! All I gotta do is click my fingers!"

"How on earth did you manage that??" Chander exclaimed.

Ross thought carefully and said, "'Cos I'm a babe magnet!"

Chander and Joey exchanged glances and bursted out of laughing,

"Yeah, right!" Joey was in stitches.

"I don't get it - what's so funny?!" Ross asked, but the reply was a guffaw from his friends.

"Anyway..." Ross said cautiously, "How did your audition go, Joey?"

Joey had previously phoned Ross and asked if he could borrow some of the underwear from Carol (for the audition)... and the answer was a firm, 'No.' Therefore, Joey had to explain everything.

"For that gay hairdresser? Nah, I didn't get the part. I really wanted to..." Joey said in a pained way, "But Chander got it."

"WHAT?! Chander didn't audition, did he?!" Ross could hardly believe his ears.

"No, Chandler just came along with me to the auditions to cheer me on. But as soon as Chandler walked through the door, the director was like 'You got the part!' apparently Chandler had 'the aquired moves.' Oh yeah, he also 'looked the part.' Me and the other auditionees didn't even get the chance to audition!" Joey explained.

It was Ross's turn to laugh, "Oh my god - Chandler please tell me that you refused the part!"

"I didn't..." Chandler muttered, his face turned bright red, "I'm still thinking about it...." Chandler's voice trailed off.

"So, what's your secret?" Ross teased.

"Being myself." Was the reply from Chandler.

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That was it! I'm sorry that it was short... but that was how it was planned to be! please, Please, PLEASE review! click on the lonely button that says 'click to review' and you're halfway there.... anway, if you want to find out what happens to Chandler and his big movie... and what happened to Pheobe and Rachel..... and more importantly the rivals Monica and Monique.... just review!!!! thanx.