Chapter 5- Inuyasha and Miroku's secret

"Me, have a problem? YOU WHORE!"

"Kagome, I am not getting mad at you."

"WHATEVER!!"

"Sango, Inuyasha and Miroku are hiding something that we don't know of, I can feel it!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes!"

"What do you think it is?"

"No clue"

Many minutes past and Inuyasha woke up finally.......

"Good morning, Inuyasha!"

"What the hell is this for?"

"We got off in a bad start yesterday, but, I'd like to make it up to you."

"What ever, hey Sango, you are still naked!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Miroku stared and squished her jugs

WHACK!!

Miroku was dizzy.

"I'd like to pose something, the whack on the head was nice, but the truth, goodnight!" Miroku slammed on the table snoring"

"Inuyasha, are you hiding something?" Kagome furiously said while glaring at him"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, why's you say that?

"What's this?"

Kagome couldn't believe it. Inuyasha kept a personal diary!"

"Kagome opened it up and read while she kept saying "Inuyasha, sit boy!''

"Dear god damn diary,

Kagome is a nice girl......... she is beautiful, intelligent, and charming. What I'm trying to say is, I need someone in my life, and I wonder if Kagome would marry me......... Probably not but I'm hoping so..... Miroku, the pervert, looked at Sango naked today, I looked to and her boobs were so BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If I ever see Kagome naked, I'll smile for the rest of my boring demon life...."

"Awe, Inuyasha, that is so sweet!"

"HEY, IT IS TOO PERSONAL!"

KISS

Inuyasha fainted but smiled.... he was happy, but they still had their fights....

"Hey, what is this?" Sango said

"NO!" Miroku yelled

"All about Sango, the big BOOBED WOMAN????!!!!"

His secret revealed, Sango knew it already, but, never did she hear Miroku liked her big breasts.

Miroku, embarrassed, screeches in shock

"Oh, you like my boobs eh?" Wanna see?"

Sango was chasing Miroku around and yelling, they are perfectly, firm!!!!!!!!"

THE END