I own nothing, not even the character I am parodying in this chapter,
anyway hope you guys like it. My brothers are freaked out cause they think
it's scary. Review me what you guys think. Plus 'LEFT' is evil and
'RIGHT' is good, keep that in mind.
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*RogueHero is right, I originally got the idea from Tom Cruise in that
movie that I forgot and besides never watched, and from Saved by the Bell
(which I'm embarrassed to say was my favorite show as a kid) and The Nanny
(The Butler did it) I thought I had mentioned who did it but it's never too
late to disclaim now, lol. SSJ Tokya-I love the Monk, that dude is too
much. Hope I don't disappoint you though (cause I sure am with this
chapter tsk tsk to me). Latin Mutant! Represent! I didn't think a lot of
people would like Remy's chapter.*
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Rogue entered her bedroom and almost started to tear, she thought that Remy had been real turns out the he was just another liar in the world. But than she remembered that she was a liar too. She looked into her dresser drawer and took out the pills that her psychologist had told her to take. She threw them against a wall and suddenly felt her true self emerging. The X men hated her, she just new it.
Rogue looked into the mirror, her face turned to the right and her eyes were bright, her smile soft and her voice sweet. "No, they love me Rogue they do, the X Men are our friends."
Her face than turned to the left and her eyebrows were drawn together, her eyes narrowed and a sneer played by her lips. "NO! NO! THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ROGUE! THEY HATE YOU!"
Right, "The Professor wants to help me touch again Rogue, he wants to help me."
Left, "NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO HELP US! HE WANTS TO KILL US!"
Right, "You're scaring me, please go away."
Left, "NO AH WILL NOT GO AWAY YOU UGLY GIRL! NOBODY WANTS YOU! AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT SCOTT'S WITH JEAN!"
Right, "Scott loves me; he says ah'm his angel. Scott's mah friend."
Left, "SCOTT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND. WE SHOULD KILL HIM, YES YES! WE SHALL KILL HIM NOW!"
Right, "No, don't hurt him, please go away. Scott is our friend."
Left, "AH'LL KILL JEAN TOO! SHE STOLE MAH PRECIOUS!"
Right, "Jean didn't steal your precious, he followed her happily."
Left, "SHUT UP! SHE STOLE MAH PRECIOUS AND AH SHALL HAVE IT BACK, YES YES! AH WILL BRING BACK MAH PRECIOUS AND HE WILL LOVE ME!"
Right, Rogue is crying now, a forlorn look on her face. "She never stole our precious, Jean is our friend. We can trust Jean."
Left, "NO NO! JEAN IS NOT OUR FRIEND, JEAN IS EVIL AND JEAN WANTS OUR PRECIOUS, YES YES JEAN STOLE OUR PRECIOUS." At that moment Kurt walks into the room.
"Hi Rogue, I vas vondering if you had my chem. book." Kurt smiled at her
Right, "Okay, ah will give it to you now," she says with a smile.
Left, "NO NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MAH BOOK, NO! IT'S MINE!" Kurt jumps at how scary Rogue was.
"I'm sorry vhat happened?" He was confused.
Right, "Nothing Kurt, here is your book." She hands it to him but the minute Kurt puts his hands on it, she snatches it back.
Left, "DON'T STEAL MAH BOOK! Ah'LL KILL YOU YOU BLUE BALL OF FUR! AHHHH, YOU STOLE MAH PRECIOUS, GIVE ME BACK MAH PRECIOUS!" Kurt ran off and bumped into the Professor who was pushing his wheel chair, he blinked his eyes and the Professor was seated on it, whistling.
Rogue: Right, "Ya see that's why we never have friends." Rogue said sadly.
Left, "YOU HAVE ME ROGUE, HA HA HA, YOU HAVE ME! NOW LET'S GO GET OUR PRECIOUS BACK!"
Right, "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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One that was scary to write, two it wasn't as good as I expected but that doesn't matter, review and pretend you like it. . . Okay don't pretend be brutally honest. Anyway, Kurt is next. And Gollum owns this parody on him, not me.
Sam
Rogue entered her bedroom and almost started to tear, she thought that Remy had been real turns out the he was just another liar in the world. But than she remembered that she was a liar too. She looked into her dresser drawer and took out the pills that her psychologist had told her to take. She threw them against a wall and suddenly felt her true self emerging. The X men hated her, she just new it.
Rogue looked into the mirror, her face turned to the right and her eyes were bright, her smile soft and her voice sweet. "No, they love me Rogue they do, the X Men are our friends."
Her face than turned to the left and her eyebrows were drawn together, her eyes narrowed and a sneer played by her lips. "NO! NO! THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ROGUE! THEY HATE YOU!"
Right, "The Professor wants to help me touch again Rogue, he wants to help me."
Left, "NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO HELP US! HE WANTS TO KILL US!"
Right, "You're scaring me, please go away."
Left, "NO AH WILL NOT GO AWAY YOU UGLY GIRL! NOBODY WANTS YOU! AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT SCOTT'S WITH JEAN!"
Right, "Scott loves me; he says ah'm his angel. Scott's mah friend."
Left, "SCOTT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND. WE SHOULD KILL HIM, YES YES! WE SHALL KILL HIM NOW!"
Right, "No, don't hurt him, please go away. Scott is our friend."
Left, "AH'LL KILL JEAN TOO! SHE STOLE MAH PRECIOUS!"
Right, "Jean didn't steal your precious, he followed her happily."
Left, "SHUT UP! SHE STOLE MAH PRECIOUS AND AH SHALL HAVE IT BACK, YES YES! AH WILL BRING BACK MAH PRECIOUS AND HE WILL LOVE ME!"
Right, Rogue is crying now, a forlorn look on her face. "She never stole our precious, Jean is our friend. We can trust Jean."
Left, "NO NO! JEAN IS NOT OUR FRIEND, JEAN IS EVIL AND JEAN WANTS OUR PRECIOUS, YES YES JEAN STOLE OUR PRECIOUS." At that moment Kurt walks into the room.
"Hi Rogue, I vas vondering if you had my chem. book." Kurt smiled at her
Right, "Okay, ah will give it to you now," she says with a smile.
Left, "NO NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MAH BOOK, NO! IT'S MINE!" Kurt jumps at how scary Rogue was.
"I'm sorry vhat happened?" He was confused.
Right, "Nothing Kurt, here is your book." She hands it to him but the minute Kurt puts his hands on it, she snatches it back.
Left, "DON'T STEAL MAH BOOK! Ah'LL KILL YOU YOU BLUE BALL OF FUR! AHHHH, YOU STOLE MAH PRECIOUS, GIVE ME BACK MAH PRECIOUS!" Kurt ran off and bumped into the Professor who was pushing his wheel chair, he blinked his eyes and the Professor was seated on it, whistling.
Rogue: Right, "Ya see that's why we never have friends." Rogue said sadly.
Left, "YOU HAVE ME ROGUE, HA HA HA, YOU HAVE ME! NOW LET'S GO GET OUR PRECIOUS BACK!"
Right, "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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One that was scary to write, two it wasn't as good as I expected but that doesn't matter, review and pretend you like it. . . Okay don't pretend be brutally honest. Anyway, Kurt is next. And Gollum owns this parody on him, not me.
Sam