Hi guys! Thanks for the reviews. Well here is the next segment. The idea
was created by Andy, my little brother. He had us dying with it so I hope
that you guys feel that way as well.
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Magneto led Mystique into her bedroom and sent Remy to get a Tylenol and a cup of water for her head ache.
"Do not disturb me." He told the other acolytes who were sitting in the living room eating and speaking loudly. He went into his study and made sure that the door was locked and secure. He than took off his cape and hung it on a coat hanger along with his helmet. Walking over to the high oak desk, he moved his books aside and sat down on it.
After unbuttoning his pants, he removed them to reveal the stilts that were attached to his tiny legs. Than he unbuttoned his shirt and pulled it off, revealing to prosthetic hands that were attached to his little ones. Pulling off his full head of hair which he placed atop a model head, he revealed the shiny baldness of his cranium.
"Come here," said the voice on the little box, taped to his chest. The little man walked over to the closet door and opened it with his prosthetic hand. Out came a taller version of him self.
"Oh Mini Me, you are so deliciously evil!" Dr. Evil stepped out and removed the fake body parts from his mini clone.
All the , small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
He had worked so hard to conquer the world, but stupid Powers didn't allow him to fulfill his life long dream of world domination, so he decided to do things differently, so as not to alert the government on his plans. He had escaped in his little pod and managed to come back from space with a new idea.
Frau had told him about the mutants that were taking over the world, having introduced him before to her one eyed lover, Unibrow, who just so happened to be a mutant as well. Apparently his clone had the ability to manipulate metal and thus Dr. Evil and Mini Me became Magneto!
After doing some brain washing and plastic surgery, Dr. Evil attempted to change Scott into thinking that he was truly the son of Magneto. He even gave him false memories and bought him a 'twin sister' so that he would think that he had a family. But sadly his son turned out to be a pathetic fruit that truly cared about him and not about 'evil'.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
"Oh well, it's just you and me," he said and gave his little clone a hug. Mini me nodded his head and patted him on the back. They were about to leave when a knock came on the door. Quickly he dressed his clone into his Magneto suit and Mini me opened the door.
"Did I not say I do not want to be disturbed?" Mini mouthed. Dr. Evil hid underneath the table.
"But Fred Dukes is downstairs Magneto," Piotr said. 'Magneto' rolled his eyes, Mini Me had the sudden urge of biting him in the nuts but refrained.
"Fine send him in," Magneto stood by the door and suddenly the ground began to shake. He than ran over to the desk where Dr. Evil abided, Dr. Evil shoved him away so as not to be found, Mini Me tripped and his prosthetic legs shot out from under him. Than Fred came in wearing a Scottish kilt since he had just come from the parade.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na na na na na na na na na (2x)
"Eh, you're da bebe," Fred said, as he watched the little midget with super long arms run away.
"Eeep! Eeep!" Mini Me was afraid. Where's the mojo? He thought, but than remembered this was Fred not Fat Bastard. Fred's stomach growled, he realized that he missed lunch.
"Get in mah belle!" He cried out and chased an 'eeping' Mini Me with super long arms.
The door banged open and Fred turned swiftly around. Pietro stood by the door.
"Where is my father?" He asked. Fred tried to find him but figured it was probably a figure of his imagination like the evil monkey in his closet. He shrugged his shoulders and left the room along with Pietro.
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
Dr. Evil managed to get out from under the table with Mini Me's arms wrapped around his leg. He pulled him off and gave him a hug and Mini Mr. Bigglesworth so that he could pet him, unfortunately when he returned with Mini Me's bottle; Mini Mr. Bigglesworth was gnawed to the bone.
"How many times do I have to tell you, do not eat Mr. Bigglesworth, now I have to buy you another one and this is seven times too many Mini Me," he than crossed his arms and gave him an angry look. Suddenly the window flew open and Frau flew in with a hand glider.
"Drrrr. Eval, we have a prrrroblem," she said as she adjusted her suit and patted her hair. Dr. Evil sat on the edge of the desk and than slid off to the floor, quickly he adjusted himself.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na·
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
"Apparrrently ze X Men are planning to come overrr here and attack ze headquarrrters."
"Perfect, Frau, I'll speak to you later," he said and stuck his finger next to his lip. "You know you'll always be my sugah momma," and with a smile he made her leave.
"Send me ze PLAAAANE!" she said, rather loudly.
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little
windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little
windmill
Piotr politely knocked on the door and entered when he heard a 'come in'. Speaking with Magneto a minute he went off to go away on the trip he was allowed to go on. Magneto looked outside his office and locked the door once again.
"Oh Mini Me, you complete me," and Dr. Evil gave 'Magneto' a hug.
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That was hard, next is Colossus, I hope you liked this chapter, review please. OH YEAH, and Family Guy owns a couple of things and so does Blink 182.
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Magneto led Mystique into her bedroom and sent Remy to get a Tylenol and a cup of water for her head ache.
"Do not disturb me." He told the other acolytes who were sitting in the living room eating and speaking loudly. He went into his study and made sure that the door was locked and secure. He than took off his cape and hung it on a coat hanger along with his helmet. Walking over to the high oak desk, he moved his books aside and sat down on it.
After unbuttoning his pants, he removed them to reveal the stilts that were attached to his tiny legs. Than he unbuttoned his shirt and pulled it off, revealing to prosthetic hands that were attached to his little ones. Pulling off his full head of hair which he placed atop a model head, he revealed the shiny baldness of his cranium.
"Come here," said the voice on the little box, taped to his chest. The little man walked over to the closet door and opened it with his prosthetic hand. Out came a taller version of him self.
"Oh Mini Me, you are so deliciously evil!" Dr. Evil stepped out and removed the fake body parts from his mini clone.
All the , small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
He had worked so hard to conquer the world, but stupid Powers didn't allow him to fulfill his life long dream of world domination, so he decided to do things differently, so as not to alert the government on his plans. He had escaped in his little pod and managed to come back from space with a new idea.
Frau had told him about the mutants that were taking over the world, having introduced him before to her one eyed lover, Unibrow, who just so happened to be a mutant as well. Apparently his clone had the ability to manipulate metal and thus Dr. Evil and Mini Me became Magneto!
After doing some brain washing and plastic surgery, Dr. Evil attempted to change Scott into thinking that he was truly the son of Magneto. He even gave him false memories and bought him a 'twin sister' so that he would think that he had a family. But sadly his son turned out to be a pathetic fruit that truly cared about him and not about 'evil'.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
"Oh well, it's just you and me," he said and gave his little clone a hug. Mini me nodded his head and patted him on the back. They were about to leave when a knock came on the door. Quickly he dressed his clone into his Magneto suit and Mini me opened the door.
"Did I not say I do not want to be disturbed?" Mini mouthed. Dr. Evil hid underneath the table.
"But Fred Dukes is downstairs Magneto," Piotr said. 'Magneto' rolled his eyes, Mini Me had the sudden urge of biting him in the nuts but refrained.
"Fine send him in," Magneto stood by the door and suddenly the ground began to shake. He than ran over to the desk where Dr. Evil abided, Dr. Evil shoved him away so as not to be found, Mini Me tripped and his prosthetic legs shot out from under him. Than Fred came in wearing a Scottish kilt since he had just come from the parade.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na na na na na na na na na (2x)
"Eh, you're da bebe," Fred said, as he watched the little midget with super long arms run away.
"Eeep! Eeep!" Mini Me was afraid. Where's the mojo? He thought, but than remembered this was Fred not Fat Bastard. Fred's stomach growled, he realized that he missed lunch.
"Get in mah belle!" He cried out and chased an 'eeping' Mini Me with super long arms.
The door banged open and Fred turned swiftly around. Pietro stood by the door.
"Where is my father?" He asked. Fred tried to find him but figured it was probably a figure of his imagination like the evil monkey in his closet. He shrugged his shoulders and left the room along with Pietro.
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
Dr. Evil managed to get out from under the table with Mini Me's arms wrapped around his leg. He pulled him off and gave him a hug and Mini Mr. Bigglesworth so that he could pet him, unfortunately when he returned with Mini Me's bottle; Mini Mr. Bigglesworth was gnawed to the bone.
"How many times do I have to tell you, do not eat Mr. Bigglesworth, now I have to buy you another one and this is seven times too many Mini Me," he than crossed his arms and gave him an angry look. Suddenly the window flew open and Frau flew in with a hand glider.
"Drrrr. Eval, we have a prrrroblem," she said as she adjusted her suit and patted her hair. Dr. Evil sat on the edge of the desk and than slid off to the floor, quickly he adjusted himself.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na·
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
"Apparrrently ze X Men are planning to come overrr here and attack ze headquarrrters."
"Perfect, Frau, I'll speak to you later," he said and stuck his finger next to his lip. "You know you'll always be my sugah momma," and with a smile he made her leave.
"Send me ze PLAAAANE!" she said, rather loudly.
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little
windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little
windmill
Piotr politely knocked on the door and entered when he heard a 'come in'. Speaking with Magneto a minute he went off to go away on the trip he was allowed to go on. Magneto looked outside his office and locked the door once again.
"Oh Mini Me, you complete me," and Dr. Evil gave 'Magneto' a hug.
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That was hard, next is Colossus, I hope you liked this chapter, review please. OH YEAH, and Family Guy owns a couple of things and so does Blink 182.