Okay here is my next chapter *Flashbacks* ***********************************************************************

"Okay John, now I need you to cough for me," the doctor said. The young man coughed and the doctor nodded his head. "Very good, very good, you sound fine. Make a follow up before you leave."

A tall guy who looked a lot like Scott except with longer hair and without the glasses made his way to the front and spoke to the secretary.

"Hey, I need to make an appointment," he said. His voice was between the alto and tenor and he was actually a pretty cute guy, except his eyebrows were a little on the thin side.

"Here's your appointment sweetie, and my number," the secretary said. The guy grinned.

"Sorry, I don't swing that way," he said and left the office.

*** Dude Looks Like A Lady

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Dude Looks Like A Lady ***

John Grey made his way down the street to the café/diner that he usually stopped at when he needed to change. Entering the Unisex bathroom, he went in and changed from his baggy pants, and sweater, to a ¾ length top and a pair of tight jeans, on his dainty feet where sandals. He groaned and stuck his hand in his pants to adjust his package.

"I don't know how girls do this," he muttered and than pulled the rubber band out of his hair and let it loose. Brushing it out he allowed the red waves to flow freely and thank the heavens for giving him his father's hair. He pulled out his mascara and fixed his lashes and put some gloss on his lips.

Backing up he prepared himself for a new day. He made his way to the institute to live his double life, as his cousin Jean Grey.

*** Cruised into a bar on the shore

Her picture graced a grime on his door

She a long lost love at first sight

Baby, maybe you're wrong

But you know it's all right - that's right ***

*Jean had just come home for Christmas while John decided to sleep over to celebrate her home coming. Jean and John had always been close since they had been raised together and given the same gifts of telepathy and telekinesis. They were often known as the 'Twins' and called each other that as well.

As children they would often switch up by pulling their long red hair back in a ponytail and plucking John's eyebrows, they'd go home with the wrong set of parents. They were two mischievous children. But that Christmas day their twin ness ended when Jean suddenly disappeared.

They had all been seated around the dining room table while Jean's father said grace. Suddenly a fire arose in the turkey. Everyone screamed as the flaming turkey began to dance towards Jean. Suddenly it flung itself at her face and wouldn't let go. The fire around the turkey invaded her body and she was taken over and disappeared through the open window, flapping her wings. Everyone ran towards it.

They sat back down with their heads in their hands, John cried. Jean's father and Mother decided to call the Professor to find out what to do.

*** Back stage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody says 'Forgive me if I seem out of line' Then she whipped out a gun Tried to blow me away ***
"Hello, Professor Xavier, a turkey took over Jean's body!" Mr. Grey called out. The Professor gasped. He immediately stood up from his chair and paced the room trying to figure out what to do.

"This must not be found out, Scott would die!" He shouted and he truly didn't want to lose another gofer. "We must hide this from everyone."

Both Mr. and Mrs. Grey turned to John who was twirling his long red hair around his finger and soon enough he found himself on a plane to Xavier's institute.

*** Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady ***
He had great difficulty adjusting to it and had to learn how to be like Jean, so he behaved how he remembered her. That's when he started to like Scott. He had never felt so alive. He hadn't known the 'truth' about himself until meeting that boy. So he started to flirt with Scott, managing to get his attention away from the girl with the white hair.

Life as Jean was great until he realized that he could never tell Scott who he really was. They had never passed first base, and probably never would in their lives.*

*** So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise ***
John finally managed to get home and saw the Professor roll his chair towards him.

"So how did the appointment go John," the Professor asked.

"Fine, Scott had insisted coming with me but luckily I managed to get away," John said. They both laughed. Ororo entered the room and John raised his voice an octave.

"Hello Jean, do you mind watching the children tonight? Scott has to study for a Spelling test, Rogue is behaving quite strangely and Logan had to go to the vet for some reason, something about a poodle." Jean gave her a bright smile.

"Of course Storm, no problem," Jean said.

*** (Baby let me follow you down) Let me take a peak dear (Baby let me follow you down) Do me, do me, do me all night (Baby let me follow you down) Turn the other cheek dear (Baby let me follow you down) Do me, do me, do me, sue me ***
"Thank you child, well I'm off to my 'Goddess 'r' Us' meeting, I shall see you all later," Ororo said and strode off with a large cloth bag.

"Well, I should get ready for the evening Professor, bye," John made his way to Jean's room but was held back by Scott.

"How'd the appointment go?" Scott asked.

*** What a funky lady Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it Oh, he was a lady ***

"Great, I'm fine," he gave her a warm kiss and they parted. Aww!

*** Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady

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That was worst than Evan's, anyway the next one is Storm. Leave your thoughts in the reviews. Thanks :) plus I don't own the song or the characters