WWE Brimstone Chronicles

by Instant Classic Superstar Pac

Kane has felt the need to acquire a family, so he victimized Lita for the job of carrying his seed. However, his purposes inch him towards another purpose: a hidden purpose: a God-forbidden purpose. And so, the brothers and another are at war once again.

2. Hell's Deathbed Wedding of Shockwaves

Disclaimer: This is unassociated with any of my other stories, and I do not own any of the members of this story. I simply write this story due to my utter in character disdain for Kane and interest in the story of his evilness.

Rating Info: This story is rated PG-13.

WWE Brimstone Chronicles by Prime Time, Legend Champion

Chapter 2: Hell's Deathbed Wedding of Shockwaves

8/23/04 - WWE RAW

Anaheim, California

Arrowhead Pond

Last week, Kane announced that it was going to happen. Lita was inside of Matt Hardy's locker room, speaking to her officially former boyfriend now that her own mistake caused her to become engaged to marry Kane, of all people, tonight, of all nights.

Matt: "Lita, I still can't believe you actually said that."

Lita: "What? I believed in you, Matt. I really did."

Matt: "Well, maybe a little too much. Even lovers are humans, and have human limitations."

Lita: "So you're just going to put that human facade?"

Matt: "Not really. If we were meant to be, I know I would have won. You know I'd do anything for you."

Lita: "Yeah, I know, Matt. Are you going to get in the way of the wedding?"

Matt: "Now that you made the suggestion, count on it."

Lita: "Let's just hope that Eric doesn't hear it."

Kane (from nowhere): "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Listen, Matt. I have something to say about that."

Matt: "What the hell are you doing here!?"

Kane: "I'm here to tell you. You can't interfere in the wedding proceedings, Matt. It was noted by Mr. Eric Bischoff that if anyone interferes within the proceedings, they shall become arrested by police and fired on the spot if need be, depending on the seiousness of their interference. You foolish man, you will never overcome me!"

Matt: (growling)

Kane: "It was reported that Jeff Hardy has made a trip to Anaheim to see this wedding go down. To ensure that he cannot interfere, my good friend Mr. Eric Bischoff addressed the security officials so as for them to give Jeff a suite and keep him in there in case he decides to try anything crazy. And you cannot be seen at all outside the backstage area during the course of the ceremony, or you will be arrested for an entire month."

Matt: "So now the Hardy Boyz are on detention?"

Lita: "Sounds like that. At least I still have Hurricane and Shannon on my side to try stopping this."

Kane: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Eric Bischoff talked to Vince McMahon, and he convinced McMahon to make sure that no SmackDown Superstars can watch, just in case my brother decides to get in my way. And if Hurricane and Rosey try any of their superhero antics, for example, they or anyone else who wants to play hero will become fired on the spot, and SmackDown won't be able to claim them."

Matt: "And Shannon?"

Kane: "All SmackDown Superstars are banned from watching RAW tonight! Your little Moore-On friend is under the same ban as The Undertaker! So get used to me, Lita, because it'll be a lifetime of hell! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

With that, Kane walked off to get himself within gear. The outfit that he had to wear tonight to the wedding is one reason why he had made sure that Undertaker would not be able to watch this event. He was not going to mock the Dead Man, but his outfit would indicate to himself that he was more capable of gentleman's dress than the Man from the Darkside. This might infuriate Undertaker a small bit too much (excuse me, small bit?) and lead the Dead Man to interfering within the proceedings after all. Once again, Kane fails to remember just who we're talking about here. Constantly underestimating your opponent can get you into severe troubles. But perhaps luckily for him, Lita was forced to think about perhaps living with him, and think about it loud and clear in her head. Matt was there to encourage her in all her endeavors, especially if Kane was going to abuse her.

a/n: Of course, those of us who watched the real RAW know how this event went down, and the dialogue is something that I can definitely emulate for the most part, especially since I had it on tape during the writing. This starts up after Kane's absolutely foul tribute to Lita.

Before the designated Father/Master of this Ceremony gets a chance to speaks, Kane attempts to kiss Lita's hand, and when he finally does, she jerks it away.

Master of Ceremony Father Guy: "Uhh, moving on, uh, we are now ready to join you in wedlock. In the spirit of being unique, I understand that, uh, the couple has decided to write their own vows. Kane?"

Kane (takes out card of vow): "Lita, when I first chose you (what) to carry my seed, (what) I thought of you as simply an instrument, nothing more. (what) But as the days have passed, (what) I'm happy to say (what) that you're more (what) than just the woman carrying my child. (what) You are now (what) my property. (what, boos) You are mine to do with as I see fit. (what) You will never know freedom. You will never again feel the embrace of another man, (what) for there is no escape, Lita. From this day forward until the day you die, (what) you are mine."

MC Guy: "Ohh, I..uhh, Lita, would you like to proceed?"

Lita (takes out card of vow): "Kane...I hate you, Kane, more than life itself. You are a vile, horrible man with no soul. And even though I have no choice to marry you, I want to make it clear that I love and I will always love Matt Hardy. (cheers) (a/n: The V1 and Only!) The only joy I have now in life is in hoping and praying for you to suffer a horrible accident resulting in your painful and immediate death. (cheers) I sincerely hope you rot in hell."

As the crowd cheers loudly at Lita's vow, Kane regains his composure before losing it and actually finds something in her comments to smirk about.

Kane: "That was lovely."

The crowd groans at Kane's demented disrespect shown towards Lita's own righteous disrespect.

MC Guy: "Perhaps we should proceed to the end of the ceremony. Kane, Lita, it is now time to join you in matrimony. If there is anyone here who feels that these two (crowd figures what he will say and makes themselves be heard) should not be joined in holy matrimony, at this time, please speak now or forever hold your peace!"

The crowd continues to chant frantically, but as Lita looks around, she doesn't notice anyone getting past the guardrail to give a note of their utter disapproval of the situation. It seems as if life is hopeless, and Lita cannot escape the grasp of the Seven Foot Demon known as Kane, who currently laughs at the cowardice of the people.

MC Guy: "Very well, then. Lita, do you take this man to be-"

The master of the ceremony stops speaking in the middle of his sentences because he notices a picture of the Hardy Boyz' H3 pendant showing up on the screen. Suddenly, "Loaded" by Zack Tempest goes on, and out comes Jeff Hardy in a purple shirt with the H3 logo in lime green, and the same black pants we always see him with in the ring. His appearance was an absolute salvation for the now smiling Lita and the spectators, and the young teenybopper girls of and the Arrowhead Pond were brought into a frenzy. He had his hair dyed in cyan, and he is not going for any of his zany stage antics, as the Extreme One walks to the ring with two things: a microphone and a purpose. After he gets into the ring, his music dies down and the people chant his name.

Lita: "Jeff, thank goodness you're here! Please get me out of this ring!"

Kane: "You are not going anywhere, Lita!"

The crowd boos, and Jeff immediately turns the fanatic reaction around as he threatens to hit Kane with the microphone in his hand.

Jeff: "Kane, who the hell do you think you are!? (cheers) You know, there are other people that Lita would want to hang around right now. Like, for example-"

Kane: "You!? You're nothing but an insane psychopath daredevil performer! How can you possibly be Lita's friend?"

Jeff: "In case you forgot, I'm Jeffrey Nero Hardy. Matt's brother, and his operation partner in Lita's rescue from Essa Rios back on a SmackDown in 2000. (cheers) And I was Matt's tag team partner and a member of the Team Extreme, both of them included!"

Fans cheer before Kane decides to laugh.

Kane: "Ah, now I have a good idea who you are. You're the idiot who broke them up at one time."

Jeff: "Don't even play with me. I'm not gonna get manipulated, because unlike Matt and Lita during previous times, mind you, I've figured out exactly what you're all about! (cheers) You need to torture someone's relationship, especially if it's my friends, you'll have to deal with me!"

As the crowd cheers, and Jim Ross declares that Jeff's laying down the law despite Jerry Lawler's constant arguments that Jeff is crazy for trying to stop this ceremony, Eric Bischoff has an angry scowl on his face.

Bischoff: "NOBODY HAS TO DEAL WITH YOU! SECURITY, TAKE HIM AWAY!"

As security officers prepared to run and chase after Jeff, he had no choice but to run, since he suspected Bischoff would have him arrested or shamed. The fans booed at the General Manager of RAW, and JR agreed. King, of course, kissed up to Bischoff and said that order was finally restored.

Kane: "Let's go! Come on, let's go!"

MC Guy: "Okay, okay. Look, I-I-I think it's best for all parties that we conclude this ceremony. Lita, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband (crowd: "NO!") for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

The crowd is now chanting the words "Just Say No" with extreme ferver, Lita contemplating if and how she could turn Kane down and embarrass his purposes. Finally, she made her decision.

Lita: "I......"

And at that point, just as Lita took her microphone and seemingly prepared to sell her life away, the lights went out. Suddenly, they turned into an even more evil blue, and the Dark Bell tolled to begin the Bells and Thunder music of The Undertaker, who came out in his tanktop and leather pants under the leather coat, and he also had the hat. Of course, you have to remember his outfit is all black. The fans were hectically cheering, cheering because it seemed that finally, salvation was truly about to be served. Ross and Lawler talked ecstatically at the table, JR of course promoting Undertaker's appearance, King of course claiming that Undertaker should be minding his business on SmackDown rather than interfering within these "beautiful proceedings" on RAW. The hectic nature of the fans' applause resulted from The Undertaker's status as a SmackDown Superstar, which hinted that he wasn't supposed to be here. As the Dead Man walked slowly towards the ring with the ramp covered with flowing smoke of graven ashes, everyone stood terrified, except for Kane, who looked on with nothing but hatred in his eyes. Lita was unsure of what to do, so she stood firmly there, yet part of her was also ready to bolt at the sound of a fight. You notice that Undertaker has a microphone in his hand. When he finally gets in the ring and raises the lights, Taker is prepared to speak.

Taker: "Lita, this isn't hopeless. Thanks to my presence here, you can still back away from Kane while you have the chance."

Kane: "You're not supposed to be here! You're on SmackDown, fighting Bradshaw!"

Taker: "Never underestimate the power of the Dead Man."

Kane: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Cheers engulf the audience as The Undertaker has sent Kane into a frenzy of fear.

Taker: "Lita, get out! I'm prepared to destroy all of Kane's plans. You are only being used so as for Kane to recollect his former power from the vibes of fear that he senses from within you. Once he gets back into his full form, he hopes to destroy me. (boos) And by that, Bischoff, (cheers come as Taker points to the GM) I mean, he hopes to destroy me invading SmackDown!"

Bischoff: "Impossible! You're invading my show! Security, GET THIS UNDERTAKER OUT OF HERE!"

The security officers begin to run out to the ring again, but rays of hellish lightning set the barrier between the stage and the lamp, and the lights are out again. When they get back on, Matt Hardy, military pants and Punisher shirt, is making his very angry way to the ring, our audience is once again showing they're happy, the security officers are running off in fear, and Eric Bischoff can only stare on the ground as the feelings of scaredness and anger surge within him. Matt Hardy, when he gets into the ring, takes Undertaker's microphone and prepares to speak to Lita.

Matt: "Lita, please. Everybody on RAW knows how much you don't want to marry Kane, and I, for one, don't want to see you go through the hell that we all know Kane has planned for you. Undertaker's got a true point. Kane's been feeling stronger and scarier the more torture he's dished out to you, and it would only make sense that he's using you and this whole excuse of a family plan to finally build himself up to the level to defeat The Undertaker."

Kane: "What would you know about my desires for a family my own to control!? And what would you know of my thirst for vengeance against this evil man! (boos arrive as Kane points to his brother) Matt Hardy, this is my last warning! Get in my way AGAIN and YOU WILL DIE! Sir, get this over with NOW!"

Now, the crowd is seriously booing, as Kane is seemingly attempting to throw his weight around at every piece of this situation.

Taker: "The truth has been revealed. Time to rest these schemes in peace."

Lita: "No, Undertaker. It's not time to rest these plans in peace. (what, girls scream) Kane and I aren't exactly the most alike people on the planet. I'm beautiful, and he's scary. But that shouldn't matter, at least not now. I just realized that Kane is nothing but a normal man who just happened to be cursed with this horrific self, and Undertaker, it happens to be thanks to you starting a fire at a funeral home and ending your mother's life!"

crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lita: "I gave my word that I would marry Kane if he defeated Matt Hardy, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do, no matter what he's trying to do. I will stand by this demonic man because I realized in deep thinking earlier today that it is much easier to live with him than it constantly seems. So I do take Kane to be my husband, and nobody can get in the way. Not Matt Hardy, not Jeff Hardy, not Shannon Moore, and certainly not a criminal man known as The Undertaker!"

Taker: "You have made a most terrible mistake, Lita. You've thrust yourself on the demonic side of a battle beyond anything you could ever imagine."

Lita: "At least I haven't thrust myself into the dark side! Now, listen, Undertaker. I know why Kane was laughing at my wedding vow. Because he realized that I was telling the truth, and that some things were impossible. He became the Kane that he is from surviving hellfire and brimstone, as you should know, so it's become his manifestation of power. He cannot rot in hell, as it would be a good thing for him. (screams and boos) Matt, I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but it can't be avoided, for to take a quote from our new friend in the back, Randy Orton, this is destiny. Now, all interfering parties silenced, please proceed, as I, once and for all, do take Kane to be my husband."

The crowd is given moments to express their feelings, and they severely boo the scene before them.

MC Guy: "And, do you, Kane, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, in richness, in poorness, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?"

Suddenly, right from behind, Jeff Hardy jumps Kane, and this starts up the Hardy Boyz' assault on the Big Red Machine. They both stomp away at him until he reaches the outside, and then they activate a little Poetry in Motion sending Jeff over the top rope and onto the downed Big Red Machine. Matt then went onto the top of the nearest turnbuckle and went for his Mattitude Leg Drop. However, as soon as he connected the blast, he and Jeff were both far too injured to get up before Kane, who sat up almost immediately. As soon as Kane picked up both Hardy Boyz and took them each by the throat with a big hand, Undertaker attempted to go outside the ring. However, Lita held him back long enough for the double chokeslam to be dealt to the Hardyz on the steel RAW ramp. Undertaker finally managed to jerk her off and head outside the ring, and he and Kane went punch for punch until Lita got the ring bell and clocked the Dead Man straight in the back of the head. Lita and Kane went inside the ring, and Kane ordered Ceremony Man to get the job finished.

Kane: "What are you waiting for!? Let's go! Let's finish this!"

MC Guy (frantically): "Kane, Kane, do you take Lita to be your wife?"

Kane (savoring the moment): "I do."

MC Guy (frantic): "Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You can kiss the bride."

Kane and the new evil Lita now share a most passionate kiss similar to that she gave Matt Hardy to jump start their relationship back in 2000, causing the fans to groan and jeer. Kane's music from his first days of vengeance went on, and the lights of evil red engulfed the arena. Kane and Lita walked down the stairs and as they were about to go up the ramp, Lita looked down at the Hardyz and felt a small remorse for the fact that she was about to betray them, the two men she had been around for a good part of her life. She didn't feel like she could walk past them, so she allowed Kane to carry her, and he looked at the ring with a focus, spreading the great demonic flames to the ring posts. Undertaker sat up and quickly rose to his feet, and the lights turned blue, causing Kane and Lita to turn around as they were at the stage. You can only imagine the stock on their faces when the Dead Man looked at them with his eyes rolled into his head and his crucifixion signal and hiss being directed towards them. The audience was brought into cheers, and The Undertaker's music started up to take over Kane's. Eric Bischoff could only stand speechless as this all unfolded.

Jim Ross: "The Undertaker has given his word that Kane and Lita will be made to rest in peace!"

Jerry Lawler: "Undertaker's gone mad! He's not supposed to be here!"

Ross: "This is supposedly an interbrand war that will not die! Kane and The Undertaker still have some bad blood as long as they're both alive and able to go into the ring!"

Lawler: "That's obvious! I have no idea what's gonna happen next week on RAW!"

Ross: "Better thing to worry about, what will happen this coming Thursday Night on SmackDown!"

Lawler: "I can't even shudder to think about what Theodore Long and Eric Bischoff will both have to deal with!"

Ross: "The WWE has just been taken straight to hell!"

Lawler: "You're right, JR! Thank goodness Lita came to her senses and decided to marry Kane, but if Undertaker's promise holds true, she dies with him!"

Ross: "The Dead Man has never spoken as many words as tonight since his resurrection at WrestleMania, and it's against the same enemy! His demonic brother, Kane! Two sides of evil are at war, and the WWE has been caught in its midst!"

"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross's last statement succeeded in describing this sibling rivalry between Kane and The Undertaker. But little did any of them, or anyone else, know, there was another presence watching from the most shadowed areas of backstage.