Kitty-Wings: Episode two, I am quite aware that it is Fractured fairy tale, but Tails is original.

Your TV flickers on in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason. It wakes you, and it is tuned to Fractured Fairy Tails, so you listen in, eyes closed, so you can imagine each and every detail.

"Welcome, I'm Kuwabara, and the little guy is Hiei. Tonights tale is Joys and Sorrows. Take it away, Hiei." Kuwabara smiled

Hiei picked up the book, and sat on Kuwabara's lap, curling into his chest.

"Once there was a Tailor who had avery virtuous, and loving wife, but he never appriciated her.

' Come here you wicked woman! I'll teach you a thing or two!' The Tailor would call.

Sometimes he even beat her."

Hiei looked up at Kuwabara. "You know how to pick them out, don't you?" Hiei smiled

"Again with the Anti-Deppressant!" Kuwabara smiled

"Eventually, the court found out about this whole situation, and he was sent to Jail."

Hiei threw the book away, and sat up, and made his own story.

"'I'll give you one more chance, but you must share the joys and Sorrows with your wife, as couples are meant to do!' The Judge said.

But soon he was back to his old ways, hitting her, beating her, and throwing things at her as she fled the yard. When he was arrested again he was before the judge.

'I did as I promised, I shared the Joys and sorrows!' The Tailor pleaded.

'What?! I don't understand!' The judge was baffled.

'When I hit her, it was a joy for me, and a sorrow for her, when I missed it was a joy for her and a sorrow for me.'"

Kuwabara cut in quickly realising the posible danger. "The judge was not impressed with the Tailors explination, so he ordered the man to be locked up for the rest of his life. And the Tailor got his just desserts."

"You ruined it again." Hiei sighed. "But you still picked another good story!" Hiei kissed Kuwabara's cheek.

"Hiei, Tell Kurama that he needs to take you off the Zoloft." Kuwabara smiled

"Aw.... But it makes me happy!" Hiei whined.

Kuwabara hit Hiei with the Metal Pipe, and said his goodnights to the audience.

Your TV shut off just as quickly as it had turned on, and you fell back asleep, more rested the next morning than ever before. You wondered Exactly when the next Episode would be, and then as you ate dinner, it popped on once again.

Kitty-Wings: Short, yes, but I get more stories out this way.