Why you don't take Inuyasha trick-or-treating.
By: SlvrE
"Ah oh my god Kagome there's demons everywhere! That's it; Tetsusaiga-"
"Ahhh sit boy!"
"Well Kagome if you would have told me they were in costumes I wouldn't have over reacted!"
"I did tell you!"
"Feh whatever," with that said Inuyasha crossed his arms "Why are we doing this?"
"Because it's fun" Kagome answered enthusiastically
"And why do you have to be dressed up?"
"Because it's fun" Kagome answered while looking down at her Feudal Era Miko costume.
"Why do we have to walk around all night?"
"Because it's fun" Kagome answered getting slightly irritated.
"Why do we have to say trick or treat?"
5 minutes later
"Why do we have to do this instead of searching for jewel shards?"
"Because it's fun" Kagome's left eye continued to twitch uncontrollably.
"Why do we-"
"BECAUSE IT'S FUN!" Kagome shouted, causing a few heads to turn. "Now, is there anything else you want to know!?"
Crossing his arms, Inuyasha frowned while looking around at the people walking and 'begging' for little pieces of candy "Nope I'm done," looking down at Kagome he questioned "so are we going or what?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Ok Inuyasha it's not called begging it's called 'Trick-or-treating'" Kagome carefully explained to Inuyasha.
They were presently staying at the Higurashi shrine. It was their first Halloween together and Kagome didn't want to waste it by going around fighting demons and searching for some rusty old jewels. She wanted to have fun; like all the regular girls her age do. She always loved Halloween, it seemed like it would always bring the kid out of her. She looked over towards Inuyasha; grabbing a bag of candy from a frightened boy of seven years old; it seems this year it's going to bring out the beast in her instead.
"Oh Inuyasha . . . SIT BOY!"
Kagome sighed "Ok Inuyasha do we have everything clear now?"
Inuyasha stood ground not looking at her and not moving an inch.
Fuming Kagome shoved her hand up into the air and screamed. "That's it we're taking a trip to the pet store."
7 ½ minutes later
"Is everything clear?" Kagome asked Inuyasha in her sweetest voice.
"Yeah whatever," Inuyasha answered with a grumble.
"What? I didn't hear you."
"I said fine, yes we're ready, you happy? "
"Thank you-" but Kagome was cut off.
"Wench,"
"Oh that's it!" pulling out a tiny object from her pocket she put it to her mouth, took a deep breath and blew.
In less then a second Inuyasha was on the floor whining and yelping like a poor defenseless little dog.
"Ahhh sorry! Sorry!" Inuyasha said through gritted teeth.
"Good boy," Kagome smiled. Why hadn't she thought this before? "Let's go," and with that said she pocketed the dog whistle.
The end