Chapter Two
"No duh, it's not," Pansy said while she made a bitchy face.
"It is! Ask uh.. Ask Draco!" Amy replied while she pointed at the Slytherin boy that looked at her because he heard his name. "What?" Draco asked, looking dumbfounded.
"It is, right Draco?" Amy tried.
"No it is not! Right Drakie?" Pansy said while she pulled Draco's arm.
".. Yeah, it is!.. Whatever you were talking about," Draco said, Amy flashed Pansy a satisfied smile and turned towards the table again.
The headmaster stepped up to the front of the Hall, and started to speak. "Let the feast.. begin," he said while he opened his arms, and suddenly all the tables were filled with food, and "Ooh"'s of the first-years.
Amy grabbed some tomatoes and smiled at Pansy. "Yo, Parkinson!" She yelled while Pansy looked at her, and had a tomato in her face a second later.
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Over at the Ravenclaw table, Cho Chang and Roger Davies were having a Quidditch-conversation.
"Yeah, but if you can catch the snitch before they have the chance to score, the victory will be even greater," Roger Davies stated. Cho nodded.
"But, I don't get it why you're worrying so much. I mean, everyone knows Gryffindor never won a match since the Weasley kid left," she said. Evie Wilson, who listened to this conversation, searched for a little pick-up line so she could, perhaps, impress the two older Ravenclaws.
"Yeah, I know, but if they get a new broom for their seeker, he might be able to catch it before you, meaning we would lose," Roger said. Cho rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Davies, I have a freaking Nimbus 2000. There's no faster broom, how can they possibly out-speed me?" she said.
"I have a Nimbus 2000 as well!" Evie suddenly said. Cho looked down at the little first-year that just spoke to her.
"That's nice, dear. As I was saying, Davies, don't worry. I'm way faster and a way better seeker as well. I'll win this for sure," Cho said. Evie turned around, a little pissed off that Cho ignored her.
"Hmpf.. I wanna bet I get to replace you if I get the chance," Evie muttered under her breath.
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"So.. What's your name?" Hermione Granger asked Ava White, the girl that sat next to her.
"I'm Ava, Ava White. And you're Hermione.. Granger, right?" Ava said with a smile.
"Hi, I'm Parvati Patil," Another girl said, who had followed their "conversation".
"Parvati, eh?" Ron Weasley suddenly said. He grabbed his spoon and some strawberries, aimed, and shot them – the strawberries – right at Parvati's face.
"Hey!" Parvati yelled, wiping them off her face, grabbing some chicken wings and hurling them towards Ron.
A few minutes later, food was flying through the entire Hall, mostly Slytherins attacking Gryffindors or vice-versa.
"Take that!" Amy, Kelly and Draco yelled while they threw up all the food, to let the second-years hurl it towards the Gryffindors with their spells.
So did the Gryffindors. "Three, Two, One.. Fire!" Ava, Parvati, Ron and Harry yelled while the second-years – and Hermione, of course – fired their spells at the food that was just threw up.
Then the Ravenclaws decided to join in. They started shooting their food to the Hufflepuffs, and they were with alot lesser than the Ravenclaws, so they settled on defending theirselves rather than to attack the others.
"SILENCE!" a very loud voice suddenly said. The headmaster had stood up, looking a bit upset and angry. Everyone stopped any sudden movement, except for Draco, who fell off the table. "Prefects, lead your houses to the dormitories. Everyone leave. Now."
Everyone made their way towards the door, when the Headmaster spoke again.
"Everyone except for," he looked at a few students, "Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Parvati Patil, Ava White, Hermione Granger," he turned towards the Slytherins, "Draco Malfoy, Amy Lee, Kelly Hooning," he turned around and waved his hand. The students understood this and walked up to him.
"Why did you start that.. that fight?" The headmaster, Dumbledore, asked.
All eight opened their mouth to speak, but Dumbledore was faster. "Silent! All eight of you will receive detention. Professor Snape, Professor McGonagall," he said, the woman with the green dress and a scary man in dark robes with greasy, long, black hair came to him, "You shall be the supervisors. Snape, stay with the Gryffindors, and McGonagall, you escort the Slytherins to the Quidditch Pitch."
"The pitch? Awesome!" Draco said with a big grin.
"Awesome? You may clean it awesomely, yes," McGonagall said with a tone of dislike.
"..Clean it?"
"Yes Mr Malfoy. Your detention will be to clean up the entire Quidditch Pitch, without magic."
Draco, Amy and Kelly gasped. "That will take for ever!"
"Well, forever is a long time, Miss Lee. Now now, off to the pitch. The sooner you start, the sooner 'forever' will be over," McGonagall said while she led them to the Quidditch Pitch.
As soon as they were out of the Hall, Dumbledore and the other teachers left Snape with the Gryffindors.
"First of all, twenty points from Gryffindor, for bringing my students into trouble," Snape said, Harry muttered something ('is that negative?') and Snape smiled. "You will clean up the entire Great Hall. Meaning you will also have to clean up all the benches, chairs, candles, tables, walls and the roof. Now, I will put a spell on this door," Snape walked to the door, grabbed his wand and muttered a little spell, "This door now will only unlock itself when the entire Hall is clean. Have a nice day," Snape said when he opened the door and looked behind him once again.
"Oh yeah, no wands, Miss Granger," he said while he took Hermione's wand, and waited for the rest to hand them in as well. "You can get them back after you're done. Come see me in the dungeons after that,"
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At the Quidditch Pitch, Professor McGonagall cast some angry looks towards the three Slytherins. They looked back with some very evil grins, McGonagall stood up and towered them in height.
"Don't look at me like that.. Really, if it was me, I'd have you three expelled!" she yelled.
"Yeah, if it was me, I'd have this old hag sent to the Shrieking Shack this instant," Draco whispered, Kelly and Amy giggled.
"Whát did you say there, boy?" McGonagall said in an attempt to sound scary.
"I said that if it was me you'd shag the Weasley stack this instant," Draco said, he didn't quite realise it until McGonagall turned as red as the entire Weasley clan's hair.
"How do you know that I--" she started, but decided to shut up after Draco's jaw dropped.
"You DID..?" he said. McGonagall turned away and quickly decided to change the subject.
"Ehrm, your detention. Right. You have to clean this entire Pitch. NO WANDS." McGonagall said after she turned towards the exits and performed a spell on them. "Nobody can exit here before it's all clean," and she exited.
"Great." Draco said while he looked around the pitch. "Hm.. Let's settle things. Kelly, you go mowing the grass. Amy, you clean the hoops over there, and I wait here to check if you've done it correctly, okay?" he asked with a grin.
".. Yeah, sounds fine to me. Or Kelly mows the grass, cleans the hoops and the poles, and all the seats, the broomshed, and the score board. Then we can sit back here and relax," Amy said while she sat down.
"Fine. But uh, you guys.. since you're planning to do 'it'," Kelly said while she looked like she had just ate some dirt, "Use a condom, okay? And don't get a disease!" Kelly quickly ran away and just managed to dodge the can Draco hurled towards her, followed by a loud 'Ewwwww' by Amy.
"Hey Kelly, wait for me!" she yelled while she followed Kelly and started to clean the score-hoops.
Draco sighed and stood up, walked to Amy and Kelly and started to discuss the way they were going to clean this all up.
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"Hehe, I heard those three others had to clean the entire Pitch!" Parvati Patil smiled while she cleaned up the tables.
"Yeah, I know, hehehe. It was their fault anyway, so they should get the big detention," Ron said, during his attempt to clean the walls.
"I still think it is all unnessesary to let us do this. We could have studied in this precious time we're losing!" Hermione said while she sat in a corner, not cleaning up at all.
"Shut up," Harry, Ron, Ava and Parvati said as a unit. Hermione snorted.
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Three hours later, Ava, Parvati, Ron, Hermione and Harry were done. They exited the Great Hall and went to the Dungeons to get their wands back. After that, they went to the Quidditch Pitch.
"Yo, Malfoy!" Harry yelled when he spotted Draco, standing by the Gryffindor pole, cleaning it.
"Shut up, Potter," Draco said without turning around. Harry entered, the other Gryffindors followed him. Draco grinned. Hehe, they probably didn't know they can't leave until this thing is cleaned.. he thought.
"Why that, Drakie? Are you too busy?" Ava asked while stepping forwards.
"Yeah, actually I am," Draco responded.
"Too bad, 'cause we're going to beat you up," Parvati said.
"Why?" Draco asked while he did a few steps backwards.
".. Yeah indeed, why would we?" Harry asked.
"Well uh, it's his fault we had that detention, right?" Parvati asked while turning to the Gryffindors. When they all stepped back, she let out a loud "Ríght?", and the Gryffindors ran towards the exits. Draco inwardly grinned, knowing they couldn't get out.
"Well, I'll just beat you up on my own then," Parvati said, smiling.
"Tsh, you're probably bluffing. A mere girl like you would never lay a hand on—"He never finished that sentence, since a fist made contact with his face and he fell down.
"Ouch! That hurt!" Draco said while he grabbed his nose, it was bleeding.
"Want another one?" Parvati asked, smiling.
"I don't think so, honey," Amy said while tapping Parvati's shoulder. She stood behind her, with Kelly as her 'sidekick'. "Leave him alone and leave, now," Kelly threatened while stepping forwards. Parvati did a few steps backwards, standing on Draco's hand when she stood still. After a little thing by Draco ("Ouch!"), Amy and Kelly pushed Parvati towards the wall and death-glared her.
"Don't – you – ever – attack – a – friend – of – ours – again, - EVER." Kelly said, emphasizing every word and letting go of Parvati.
"We can't get out!" Harry yelled while he and the rest came back.
Amy grinned. "Yeah, that's because.." she held her hands for her mouth as if she was not allowed to say it.
"Because what?"
"Because.." Amy started, she leaned closer towards Harry, "It's because you guys are assholes."
Harry gasped and looked at the other Gryffindors, and then back to Amy. "Of course!" he yelled as if it was all-logical.
It went silent for a while. Nobody moved.
".......... Hey!" Harry suddenly yelled, as if he just noticed he'd been insulted a few minutes ago.
Kelly rolled her eyes. "Just help us clean this.. The sooner we're done, the sooner we – yes, and you – can leave." She said, Harry, Ava, Hermione and Ron nodded and helped them.
Eight hours later, they were finally done. They did a step back to look at their finished work.
"Since there's nobody here anyway.. I'm going to fly a bit," Draco said while he grabbed a broom from the broomshed. "Nothing could possibly make my mood any worse anyway," he said while a large cloud floated over them, dropped a rainstorm, floated away again and left the eight students in a very wet and filthy Quidditch Pitch.
There was a silence.
"Okay, I take that back," Draco said while he threw the broom back and walked towards an exit. "I'm leaving. See you guys," and just at that moment, he fell backwards suddenly.
There was yet another silence.
".. Draco?" Kelly asked.
Draco muttered something under his breath, the only thing they could hear was "stupid spell, exit blocked again".
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And finally, after twelve more hours, they finished their work.
"Wow.. That really took forever," Amy muttered while she sat down in the grass, outside of the Pitch.
"You can say that again," Ava said while sitting down across her. The other Gryffindors joined her and leaned on eachother's shoulders.
".. Shouldn't we go back to the castle?" Kelly said.
"And walk the corridors searching for somebody to tell us the password? No way, I'd rather sleep here than to do that," Hermione said. She closed her eyes and leaned on Ron, who looked at her with a weird look.
"Yep, I'm sure now. We've had a bad influence on her," he muttered to Harry, who grinned.
Five minutes later, all the gryffindors were sleeping.
"Let's get to sleep as well, please," Amy said while she layed down in the grass. Draco and Kelly rolled their eyes and sighed.
"Well allright," Kelly said, she sat down next to Amy, who fell asleep two minutes after. Draco snorted and decided to sit down as well.
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An hour or two later, the Slytherins were wide awake, while the Gryffindors still lay there, snoring.
"Okay, let's do it!" Draco said while he sneaked up to them, followed by Amy and Kelly.
Ten minutes later they innocently walked back to the castle.
"When will they notice?" Kelly asked.
"Very soon, Kelly, very so--" Draco said, but he was interrupted by a loud "AAAAAAAAH!".
"They noticed," Amy smiled. The three Slytherins walked towards the Great Hall and sat down for breakfast.
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"I'm so gonna tell on them!" Hermione yelled.
"Nah, we gotta do something back, no running to teachers.." Ron muttered.
"And do you have any ideas?" Harry asked.
"Yeah. Actually I have," Ron said, he told the Gryffindors to come closer and told them his plan.
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A few moments later, five evil-looking Gryffindors entered the Great Hall. Amy and Draco wondered why they were smiling, Kelly walked up to them.
"Did you like our little surprise?" she asked.
The evil grins disappeared.
"Shove off," Ron said, shooing her away with his hand.
"Let's take that as a yes, shall we?" Kelly smiled while she fled towards the Slytherin table.
"And?" Draco asked when Kelly returned. "Don't know, they didn't seem to be angry about it," Kelly said.
"Maybe they thought it was funny?" Draco stated.
"Yeah right.. I'd be angry if somebody would hang my clothes in a tree while I'm sleeping.. And I'm pretty sure they've been angry as well, they're just hiding it," Amy replied.
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"Okay, let's go through the plan once more. Hermione, you –"Ron said, waiting for Hermione.
"I'll be in the library, searching for a book on the spells you want."
"Great. Harry?"
"I'll lead them to the classroom."
"Parvati?"
"I'll make sure no Slytherin gets out of their common room, so they can't help them."
"Ava?"
"I'll get the.. stuff ready."
"Exellent."
"Uh, Ron?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you going to do? You keep shitting us up about what we have to do, but what's your job?"
"I'll try to get other Gryffindors to help us.."
"Oh."
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The next few days, all the Gryffindors acted very suspicious towards the three Slytherins who played a prank on Harry, Ron and the rest. They, however, did not know that Ron had told all the Gryffindors the entire story and got them all to help him with his plan. Gaining death-glares from any student with a red-and-golden tie, Amy, Kelly and Draco slowly walked towards the dungeons, to their potions lesson.
"Hey, is it me or are these.. gryffindors.. acting kinda weird?" Kelly suddenly asked. Draco turned around and frowned.
"They've always been weird, I can't believe you didn't notice it before," he said.
"Uhm.. I don't know, but do you think they are planning something.. maybe revenge for something that three certain someones have done?" Amy stated.
"Nah, otherwise they had already done it. They wouldn't wait two weeks with that.. Right?" Kelly said, saying the last part of her sentence a little more carefull.
"They won't," Draco just said while opening the huge door towards the potions classroom.
He entered, Amy and Kelly followed him. When they were inside, the huge door suddenly slammed shut. Kelly tried to open it, unsuccesfull.
"Great. Just great," she said.
"Professor Snape?" Amy called out, stepping towards the back of the classroom.
No response.
"Professor?" Draco tried, looking around for the teacher.
Still no response.
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"Okay, we'll get the girls first.. The blonde one is coming this way, she'll be the first one," Ron said from the little back-room of the potions classroom.
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"Professor? Are you in .. here?" Amy asked while walking towards the back-room's door.
"Doesn't it seem a bit.. quiet, to you guys? I mean.. it's always silent in the dungeons, but never this silent.." Kelly noticed, walking up to Amy and staring at the doorknob. She grabbed her wand and signed Amy to do so as well.
"Three.. Two.. One, NOW!" Kelly and Amy said while throwing open the door. When nothing happened, they stepped in.
Once again, the door slammed shut behind them. It was really dark, they could barely see eachother.
"Er, what was that spell.. Eh, fumos?" Amy thought, but nothing happened. ".. Dumos? Oh yeah, I remember – Lumos!" The tip of her wand lighted up and revealed the room.
Everywhere were big wooden shelves with potion ingredients, and potions that professor Snape probably made. Also some books on potion-brewing and a couple of cauldrons. And there, in a corner, was a big jar, filled with something that looked like dust, or sand. Kelly stepped towards it and poked the jar. It didn't move, in fact, it stood still like it was glued to the floor. Amy walked towards it too and pushed it. Some sand fell out, and a piece of red hair was visible.
"Attack!" Ron Weasley yelled while he jumped out of the jar.
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A/N: .. Whee, chap two is done. The joy in life. Now, I know this chapter wasn't very.. logical, but I wanted to bring some people into detention, hehe. Oh yeah and I know, it's totally not Parvati to hit somebody, but.. it isn't like Harry, Ron, Hermione or Ava as well, and since Parvati is more like a 'background' character, I let her do it. Chapter three will be up today or tomorrow, I know what's going to happen so I only hafta type it. Hehe
A/N 2: Yes I know this ....... 'story' is plotless, but I'll work my way towards a plot someday
A/N 3: Yes, this part is only about detentions and pranks. And yes, at the moment I only wrote about a few characters. But don't worry, the others will get a big role too.
A/N 4: If you read this.. please review, thanks
A/N 5: There is no A/N 5, but 5 is just a better number to end with than 4 =D