Well, here goes another pathetic attempt at humor. Okay, hopefully the camera has not been used as a plumbing device. 3...2...1...
Hello, and welcome to the Not-So-Untitled Show! I am your lovely host, Not-So-Untitled Document (NSUD)!
Random Person (RP) #42: snickers from offstage
NSUD: Hmmph! You're just jealous because I'm prettier than you.
RP #787: hacking cough that sounds like 'as if'
NSUD: Can we stop with the making fun of the host? Okay, now-
RP #85: No.
NSUD: I can't hear you, lalalalalalala. As I was saying, To-
RP #236: Boooooo!
NSUD: Where do all these random people keep coming from?
Interupting Cow: I'm not a RP.
NSUD: Well obvio-
Interupting Cow: Moooo!
NSUD: Sigh Leave now and never come back!
RP #28: What?
NSUD: Leave- now- and- never- come- back!
RP #894: No!
NSUD: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
sudden quiet, a cricket chirps
NSUD: We, we tolds them to go away, and away they goes precious. Gone gone gone, NSUD is free!
more quiet, weird looks from the supposedly gone RP's
NSUD: Ahem. Okay, Today on our show we have a few VERY special guests, the playable characters and villians of Squaresoft's Final Fantasy VII (that's 7 for all you Roman Numeral challenged people). Now, I will start the questioning, but we'll need a few questions from you viewers! If you would like to ask a question, simply ask it when you review this show. We'll try to include as many as we can, so ask away! Alright, for Cloud. How much gel do you use a day?
Cloud: Well, actually, I don't use any. Amazing, yes, but I happen to be a very rough sleeper who doesn't own a comb...
NSUD: Interesting... Now, for Aeris. How did it feel to die?
Aeris: Uh...painful? Kind of disapointing too, when it turns out it was all for nothing, since Holy didn't do a thing.... I think Sephiroth could have been a little nicer. By the way Seph, have you visited that psychiatrist I reccomended yet?
Sephiroth: glares No! For the thousanth time, I DO NOT NEED A PSYCHIATRIST!!
Yuffie: looks up from a list of tallys Actually, that was only the 45th time...
Sephiroth: Whatever!
NSUD: Hey, that's Squall's line!
Sephiroth: blank stare huh...?
NSUD: sigh Nevermind! So for Tifa...Do you ever have, erm...lower back problems?
Tifa: Actually, now that you mention it, I do...I wonder why?
Cloud: snickers
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Nothing, carry on.
NSUD: is trying not to laugh Next question! For Cid; does your mouth taste like dirt because of your filthy mouth, or like soap from people trying to wash it out?
Cid: What kind of beep question is that!??! Why you out to beep in your beep and get the beep out of here, and what the beep are you doing!?
NSUD: is having fun playing with a buzzer beep beep Oh sorry, I was having fun with this buzzer and didn't hear your answer, could you repeat that?
Cid: Why you-
Vincent: Why don't we forget his answer and go on to the next question.
Red XIII: I have a question. Why didn't I get a chair?
NSUD: Sorry, no questioning is allowed at this time other than me and the viewers, please submit your question in writing at the end of this show.
Red XIII: grumbles
NSUD: Okay, umm...for Reno. How come you didn't get a bigger part, since your obviously the coolest Turks ever, other than Vincent of course...
Reno: I was wondering the same thing. I think it has something to do with budget cuts. sigh
NSUD: grins annoyingly Well, It seems like I am out of questions, so please, when you review, ask a question, or two, or three! Again, we'll try to answer all we can!! So please, review and ask away! We will now take a commercial break.
[Insert random commercial here]
((Hee hee, I inserted one of the Advent Children Trailers in my mind))
Hello, and welcome to the Not-So-Untitled Show! I am your lovely host, Not-So-Untitled Document (NSUD)!
Random Person (RP) #42: snickers from offstage
NSUD: Hmmph! You're just jealous because I'm prettier than you.
RP #787: hacking cough that sounds like 'as if'
NSUD: Can we stop with the making fun of the host? Okay, now-
RP #85: No.
NSUD: I can't hear you, lalalalalalala. As I was saying, To-
RP #236: Boooooo!
NSUD: Where do all these random people keep coming from?
Interupting Cow: I'm not a RP.
NSUD: Well obvio-
Interupting Cow: Moooo!
NSUD: Sigh Leave now and never come back!
RP #28: What?
NSUD: Leave- now- and- never- come- back!
RP #894: No!
NSUD: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
sudden quiet, a cricket chirps
NSUD: We, we tolds them to go away, and away they goes precious. Gone gone gone, NSUD is free!
more quiet, weird looks from the supposedly gone RP's
NSUD: Ahem. Okay, Today on our show we have a few VERY special guests, the playable characters and villians of Squaresoft's Final Fantasy VII (that's 7 for all you Roman Numeral challenged people). Now, I will start the questioning, but we'll need a few questions from you viewers! If you would like to ask a question, simply ask it when you review this show. We'll try to include as many as we can, so ask away! Alright, for Cloud. How much gel do you use a day?
Cloud: Well, actually, I don't use any. Amazing, yes, but I happen to be a very rough sleeper who doesn't own a comb...
NSUD: Interesting... Now, for Aeris. How did it feel to die?
Aeris: Uh...painful? Kind of disapointing too, when it turns out it was all for nothing, since Holy didn't do a thing.... I think Sephiroth could have been a little nicer. By the way Seph, have you visited that psychiatrist I reccomended yet?
Sephiroth: glares No! For the thousanth time, I DO NOT NEED A PSYCHIATRIST!!
Yuffie: looks up from a list of tallys Actually, that was only the 45th time...
Sephiroth: Whatever!
NSUD: Hey, that's Squall's line!
Sephiroth: blank stare huh...?
NSUD: sigh Nevermind! So for Tifa...Do you ever have, erm...lower back problems?
Tifa: Actually, now that you mention it, I do...I wonder why?
Cloud: snickers
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Nothing, carry on.
NSUD: is trying not to laugh Next question! For Cid; does your mouth taste like dirt because of your filthy mouth, or like soap from people trying to wash it out?
Cid: What kind of beep question is that!??! Why you out to beep in your beep and get the beep out of here, and what the beep are you doing!?
NSUD: is having fun playing with a buzzer beep beep Oh sorry, I was having fun with this buzzer and didn't hear your answer, could you repeat that?
Cid: Why you-
Vincent: Why don't we forget his answer and go on to the next question.
Red XIII: I have a question. Why didn't I get a chair?
NSUD: Sorry, no questioning is allowed at this time other than me and the viewers, please submit your question in writing at the end of this show.
Red XIII: grumbles
NSUD: Okay, umm...for Reno. How come you didn't get a bigger part, since your obviously the coolest Turks ever, other than Vincent of course...
Reno: I was wondering the same thing. I think it has something to do with budget cuts. sigh
NSUD: grins annoyingly Well, It seems like I am out of questions, so please, when you review, ask a question, or two, or three! Again, we'll try to answer all we can!! So please, review and ask away! We will now take a commercial break.
[Insert random commercial here]
((Hee hee, I inserted one of the Advent Children Trailers in my mind))