The Shinobi of Nazarick

Arc 0-My Life

Chapter 3

Hello everyone, I'm sorry for the delay in my publication, the university has kicked my ass especially with the Radio course where I have to take the Segment of one of the official radio programs of the University that is broadcast twice a week, so the vast majority of my time has been spent researching news or running around town to get news or interviews

Well now we go with chapter 3, where we will see a bit of Naruto's life outside the game and some things involving Momonga

This chapter is not technically what happens immediately after, if not some of the things that happen in this chapter happen before, others in parallel and others after the events of chapter 2, don't worry when Arc 0 is finished we will start the most traditional way of telling a story where each chapter is the continuation of the previous one

With that said, let's start the chapter.


Naruto logged in after a long day at YGGDRASIL, ready to relax after a hard day, starting with going to the "Queen Bee" animation studio to assist with his Icha icha animation, and then going to the "HHH Castle" show for a while, a podcast from the world of pornographic entertainment to talk about Icha Icha, which surprised the ninja gamer, who would say that the world of pornography would have advanced so much, surely Ero-Sennin would like that part of this world

Naruto was on his way to the Ninja Forest (deciding to walk instead of teleport) when he came across a depressed Momonga, trying to fight his instincts to be a good friend, Naruto tries to ignore Momonga and go to his forest to relax, but unfortunately he lost the battle against his own instinct and started walking towards Momonga, cursing the fact that he couldn't be a little selfish again, but no matter what happens Naruto could never ignore a friend in trouble

"Is something wrong, Mr. Skeleton?" asks Maelstrom, sending a smile with the YGGDRASIL system

"Oh? Maelstrom? It's nothing, I lost a bet against Peroroncino, and now I have to marry Albedo, Peros was preparing the wedding" Momonga replied

"Wedding? seriously? I thought he was joking… where is Peros now?"

"He was setting things up in the coliseum while using a shop item to listen to podcasts broadcast outside the game, when all of a sudden he said, I can't believe it's him!, and he logged out."

Naruto was somewhat surprised and curious what Peros would mean and why he logged out so quickly, but he decided that it sure is perverted and shouldn't matter too much.

Momonga and Naruto spent the next few hours talking and relaxing until it was time to disconnect, after all they have a Raid tomorrow, and it wouldn't be good if they were both very tired.

A few hours after disconnecting, Naruto was preparing his dinner when he was interrupted by someone knocking on the door, using the door camera to see who it was, he found a man about his age, the man in question looked half -Latino and half Japanese and maybe a little American judging by his blond hair, using the communication system of the door Naruto began to speak

"Who are you and what do you want?"

The voice that answered him surprised him due to how familiar it sounded, and he surprised him again when he finished speaking and knew who it was.

"Maelstrom? It's me Peroroncino, could you open for me?"

"Peros? Wait a minute"

Since the voice sounded familiar, and he didn't detect lies in what he said, Naruto decided to open the door.

"Come in and make yourself comfortable"

"Thank you Maelstrom"

Peroroncino entered Naruto's home and sat in the dining room

"Well…what are you doing here Peros?" Naruto asked as he sat down.

"Call me Kazuto, my full name in Kazuto Tachibana."

"Then call me Naruto, and my full name is Naruto Uzumaki"

"Okay Naruto, by the way I'm surprised, your avatar looks quite similar to you IRL, only your avatar has longer hair and ears and a tail, apart from that they are practically the same and to answer your question I am looking for your help"

"My help?"

"Well let me explain a bit, ever since I felt cheated by my request for Shaltear's 3d avatar, with having bigger boobs than I asked for, I started to practice my artistic skills, to the point that my skills are the good enough to help in some H games"

"I understand…..but I still don't see why you need my help"

"Well….. I want to start a H game company!, but I'm just an artist, my sister can help me with the voices, but I still need a programmer and a writer, that's where you come in, your skills in CV++ and your writing skills"

"Ok, how do you know about my writing skills? I never mentioned them in the guild."

"I was listening to my favorite podcast, "HHH Castle" where they were interviewing the author of Icha Icha and look how surprised I was when I heard your voice on the podcast"

Naruto was surprised how he was found by Per-Kazuto, not expecting anyone to connect him to Icha Icha, although he did hope they would connect him to "Menma".

"And you want me to be your writer and programmer" Naruto replied after a few seconds

"And producer….and….investor…." Kazuto said with a bit of shyness due to the request.

"Sorry?"

"I don't have a lot of money to invest in this….and if you put the money technically you would be the owner, and you could take the vast majority of the profits, I know it's a risky bet, but I beg you to help me found my dream"

A bet….. Naruto hated to admit it but due to the influence of Tsunade Naruto began to enjoy risky bets, thanks to his luck Uzumaki very rarely lost, but his luck was not infinite, and he found himself a couple of times where it failed, losing large amounts of Ryo, which helped him enjoy the risks of gambling a little more, after all it is not fun to know that you will win all the time

With his gambling spirit lit by Kazuto's words, Naruto decided to answer him.

"In agreement! Done deal"

"Eh?"

"Deal done, I will be the programmer, Writer and owner of the company you want to found"

"Really? Oh, thank you, thank you"

"You're welcome Kazuto"

In the following days Naruto and Kazuto started to found the H game studio, they decided to call it Eros-Eros Studios, they bought a duplex in one of the last floors of a building in the middle zone (something that cost Naruto 60% of his savings but being one of the most successful writers in Japan is something he could recover in about 2 or 3 years), the duplex would be divided into 2, the first floor being the work area for the games and the second floor the residential area, as the only employees are Naruto and the Tachibana Siblings, they won't require much, and with the second floor being a living area for the 3

During this time Naruto finally met in IRL Bukubukuchagama whose IRL name is Yuko Tachibana, who was a petite woman standing at 152 cm, her appearance was somewhat similar to Aura, her NPC, to the point that you could call her an older version of Aura with some changes, liker, her skin a little lighter than Aura's but only a little, her eyes instead of being of two different colors are purely green, which confused Naruto a little, because he could see both Japanese and Latin aspects and Americans so with his curiosity at its peak Naruto asked about this, discovering that the grandmother of the siblings was Latin American, coming from the Great Theocracy of Mexico, Naruto was surprised at this, very few people leave Latin America, because the life in those countries is a little better than in the rest of the world, the only other person he could call Latina (or at least half) is Touch-Me's wife who met her one day when he ran into Touch-me and her wife in a restaurant (Naruto was there to close a deal with his Publisher and Touch-Me celebrating their anniversary, Touch-me recognizing him just like Kazuto, by his voice) Touch-Me's wife being half-Peruvian, her mother having been born in the Empire of Peru.

A little over a year after the founding of Eros-Eros Studios, their first H-game was published to massive success, becoming the best-selling H-game of the year, as well as becoming one of the best-selling games worldwide (The fact that the author of Icha Icha was the writer of the game helped its sales a lot) apart from the great success of the first game, another great event happened in Naruto's life and that was to start a romantic relationship with Yuko

Over time his relationship with Yuko grew to the point that they were married, in and out of the game with the IRL wedding also serving as the first time the guild had all gathered in one place IRL, some questioning the speed of the marriage. but Naruto being a Ninja didn't matter much to him, considering it's a normal thing in the Elemental Nations. Shortly after the marriage, Naruto revealed all of his history to Yuko and Kazuto seeing that they were now family and Naruto did not feel well keeping things hidden from the family from him.

Although not everything was joy in the newly formed Uzumaki family, shortly after getting married they discovered that Yuko was infertile and could not have children and to add salt to the metaphorical wound, they discovered that Naruto would not live long, this due to his Sage Mode, that due to his domain it is always partially active absorbing Natural Energy from the world, as the world was so polluted this energy began to eat him alive and destroy him from the inside and shortly after receiving the news Naruto began to feel the effects, where it is almost impossible for him to can get around on his own having to use a wheelchair to get around

With the Uzumakis wanting to have a family for at least a little while they decided to adopt a little girl named Aoi giving her the name Uzumaki, turning hers into Aoi Uzumaki.

Aoi was a kind girl with a big heart, but with social problems being somewhat introverted, preferring to read books at home than trying to navigate the complex labyrinth of hidden messages in body movements and voice tones that is socialization, making her quite smart, but without being able to find a passion like his father has for writing his non-erotic novels or at least that was how it was at the beginning, until she read "The Wheel of Time" a very old book that survived until the modern age, there she found her passion, Fictional magic, a somewhat strange passion, since it is something that did not exist in the real world and could only exist in the world of fiction, but still, the possibilities of magic, how they would work and how they would affect a society if they were real was something that completely fascinated her.

As for her relationship with her parents, it is quite good, at first it was a bit difficult, but over time she opened up completely to both of them, seeing them as her real parents and seeing herself as a complete Uzumaki, which Naruto always saw her like an Uzumaki, something normal in the Clan, whereas long as someone considers you family, you are regardless of whether there is a blood connection or not.


The days continued to pass, Momonga ended up marrying Albedo, due to the bet with Peroroncino and shortly after he lost another bet where he was forced to create an NPC that would function as a son for the newly married couple.

Momonga, not wanting to put much effort into something that came out of a joke, decided to download a 3d model from the internet and called his NPC the same as the model, Diablo, while for his classes he put many related to magic and in terms of his personality he turned him into a prince who acts as if he is superior to all but his family and close friends who is obsessed with magic and believes he is one of the best magicians and magic practitioners in the world

After that little happened in the guild for a while other than that for the first time in a long time a new member joined, but this was overshadowed with the beginning of the decline of the guild, little by little the guild members started to leave it for reasons of force majeure, mainly because real life began to take more and more priority and time, ending the Golden Age of the Guild

In the end the only recurring player was Momonga, with Naruto, Peroronciono, Bukabukachagama and Touch-me entering from time to time their times allow it, fortunately new members would join the guild and these members will allow Naruto, Kazuto, Yuko and Touch can play longer


And with this we finish chapter 3, and we are very close to the end of Arc 0, the next chapter is the end of Arc 0 and in chapter 5 we would start the story as such

I apologize for not publishing, but because of my ADHD it is difficult for me to concentrate on just 1 fic, and my university takes up too much time with 2 projects, 1 for the end of the year and another that is weekly.

The weekly is a section in a radio program, (the section that I have to do changes every week) if you know Spanish you can look for the radio program in Europa Media, the program is called Generación Europea and I participate in the one from Thursdays at 3:30 p.m. , Every week I have to do a segment on that radio program (with a script and cuts and everything that a program requires, the teacher asks for a professional level), this Thursday I had to talk about Cinema

The one at the end of the year is a documentary that I have to make

Those two projects have consumed all my creativity and desire to work, many times I get home at 11pm (leaving home at 10am) so on Saturdays and Sundays I am too tired to live

Now that the year is ending, I have a little free time (until the exams start) since I started to get into the rhythm of work

Finally, to help me with my need to have multiple active fics to help me with my ADHD I will start one Dragon Prince and another being a Naruto x Dragon Prince crossover

Have a nice day/night, and I wish you the best.