Roo:
I came up with this thought while sitting on the deck, eating a
chocolate egg. Personally, I find the notion completely adorable.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing but a scrap of
paper upon which I write ideas. I think I'm running out of corners
and I need a new pen. Good thing I'm a kleptomaniac.
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Dedication: Dedicated to Choco, my dearest puppy.
I love you to pieces, and I know you love me too. But please, heed my
warning - my nose is not to be licked anymore.
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"Puppy Kisses"
- Dunka Roo
April 2,
2004
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Inuyasha sat, staring at the
well. Staring. Staring. It didn't move, or emit any smells. It
didn't make any sounds. In short it was a typical well, built deep
into the ground and refusing to move.
Or return Kagome, for
that matter.
White hair tossing upon the wind, the hanyou sat,
still staring at the well. Beside him sat a red haired kitsune, who
kept glancing from Inuyasha's amber eyes to the well and back
again, with some confusion.
"Inuyasha.... You're
scary."
Inuyasha didn't even have to think. He just
automatically reached out and bopped Shippou on the head. The kitsune
wailed a moment before stopping, glaring at the dog boy again.
"I'm
telling Kagome!"
"Why you little-!"
And so it was
that the two boys missed the blue flash of light that signaled the
return of the schoolgirl in question. It wasn't until their fifth
round of the forest, one running, the other chasing, that they
noticed her. Of course, when they did, some problems
arose.
"Inuyasha! I thought I said to quit bullying Shippou!
Osuwari!"
The crash rang through the forest, as per usual.
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Shippou was busy digging through Kagome's
large yellow backpack, looking for the promised crayons, when he came
across a rather oddly shaped package. Turning around when the two
teenagers came in, he held it up, blinking cutely (as if anything he
did WASN'T cute?!?) at Kagome.
"Kagome.... What are
these?"
Kagome blinked, picking the kitsune child up and
examining the package. She brightened, taking it from his offering
grasp.
"These are Hershey's Kisses, Shippou-chan. They're
really good." She promised, putting him down so that she could open
the package.
"Kisses? Yuck, those have cooties.... Sango
says I'm too young for kisses." Kagome could have laughed at the
young boys response, if she hadn't been so busy attempting to open
the stubborn package. When a claw deftly sliced it open she growled
lowly, earning an amused look from the hanyou with the claws.
"These
aren't kisses. They're, well, edible, for starters. And I promise
no cooties." Kagome giggled, unwrapping one of the chocolate treats
and handing it to Shippou, who sniffed it before popping the treat
into his mouth.
It was a moment before he spoke, "These are
GREAT! Can I have more?"
Kagome nodded, passing him a few of
the kisses, "Say Shippou-chan, where is Sango?"
Inuyasha
answered for the chocolate consuming boy, "She's at the river.
Miroku's probably trying to spy there, too."
Kagome
nodded, and left without another word, heading silently to the
river.
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He sat, crouched behind a
brush set. It was the perfect area, shadowed from three sides. Sure
people on the path could see him, but he didn't care. What mattered
is what he could see.
And the sights he saw! Violet eyes
dancing in joy, he watched as his lovely demon exterminator washed
herself...
A pervert, yes.
But still a
monk.
"Miroku-sama, you better go before I tell Sango you
saw he naked again."
The black haired young man shot
upright, cursing inwardly while straightening his robes, "But Lady
Kagome, I would never-"
"Save it for somebody who believes
you. Before you go, here's a kiss."
The monk stared at
her, at her honest eyes, her lips, and then slowly down to her
chest....
"Look at my hand, Miroku."
Miroku did,
with some difficulty. There, in her palm was a wrapped up chocolate.
Muttering his thanks, he grabbed it, stomping towards the village.
After a seconds hesitation he grabbed an object from his robes,
tossing it at Kagome. She caught it, and smiled brightly.
"You're
welcome!"
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Sango sat on a rock.
She could hear voices, and was sure one belonged to Kagome. Rolling
her eyes, she waited, not at all surprised when the young girl walked
through the bush.
"Hello Kagome-chan. How are you?"
Kagome
smiled, "Great. Miroku gave me a rather shiny pet rock () in
exchange for a kiss I gave him."
Sango blanched, "You
kissed.... Miroku?"
"AH! No, never. A Hershey's kiss, a
chocolate. Here, have one!" Kagome muttered, handing Sango a
chocolate kiss. It was second to last, only one remained in the
bag.
Sango didn't respond, choosing to blush instead.
Not
like she really cared if the monk got kissed.
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Inuyasha had followed Kagome. First she gives a candy
to Shippou, not unusual. Then to a rather odd monk. Feh, not like he
gave a damn. But to Sango too? He was beginning to feel left
out.
Kagome sighed, walking back towards the village. She had
put the package away, and was twirling the remaining candy in her
hand, the reddened wrapper shining in the sun.
"What's
that?"
She looked up to see a rather familiar amber gaze,
"It's a Hershey's Kiss. Chocolate. The thing I gave Shippou,
remember?"
"Those ones were silver. Same with the ones you
gave Miroku, ate for yourself, and Sango
got."
"Spy."
"Feh."
"..."
"So
why is that one all reddish?" Inuyasha asked, poking the chocolate.
Kagome giggled, tilting it so that she could inspect it
better.
"It's a stupid new thing. All wrappers used to be
silver, but they came up with a new saying. It's 'What happens
when a kiss gets kissed? It blushes'" Kagome rolled her eyes,
giggling as she looked at the chocolate, "You want it?"
Inuyasha
nodded, taking the chocolate and munching happily (almost as yummy as
Ramen. Almost).
Kagome smiled slightly, and the day went on
it's merry way.
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It was dark, and
Inuyasha was in his tree. Perched there, he was perfectly poised,
claws holding a pink tinged wrapper up to the moonlight. Around him
the forest sleep, as did his human companions.
'Feh.
Blushes? That makes no sense.' Inuyasha rolled his eyes, glancing
down at Kagome. Sometimes she was just so odd.
A random
thought stuck his head, and he sniffed the wrapper,
'Blushes....'
Leaping from the tree, he knelt by an
oblivious Kagome. Reaching out gently, he looked down into her face,
until her eyes drifted open. Smirking (mainly because she did NOT
slap him), he leaning down, placing a puppy like lick upon her
cheek.
"Kiss for a kiss, altered as it is."
Kagome
blushed.
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The. End.
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() - The shiny pet rock. Dini will understand
this. I want a pet rock. Preferably in green. Because of this, and
amusing fics I have read, I believe in pet rocks. Plus, what better
pet is there? You don't even need to feed them.... And if they get
angry your opponent is doomed.
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