AN (Lily): This is le second installment of le story. Longer and, I hope,
funnier. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they belong to JRR Tolkien. Imagination Circus is MINE (Lily)! And I'm proud of it too! *says with big grin on face*
The Lankey Yankee: Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad you liked it! You should be proud, you were my first (and only) reviewer! *throws confetti in air* Party!
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In this chapter and the others after it, there's different "tents". some contain the people who belong together, some are just random torture for it occupants. (mostly referring to tent 7, who were basically the rejects...Legolas ain't pretty no more...)
Tent 1:Gandalf, Saruman, Bilbo, Theoden and Isildur
Tent 2:Celeborn, Sauron, Lurtz (Slurppey goddammit!), Gollum and Elrond
Tent 3:eight Ringwraiths (Sandy, Pam, Harry, Bob, Marty, Joe, Oswald and the Anonymous V Leader)
Tent 4:Arwen, Eowyn, Galadriel, Rosie, Diamond and Estella
Tent 5:Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Eomer and Faramir
Tent 6:Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and for some odd reason... Grima
Tent 7:Frank, Haldir, Gamling, Legolas and The Ring
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The Lord of the Castaways- The Name Game Part One (Chapter 2)
That night many things happened. Alliances were formed between some very strange people (well actually, they're all strange....). For one, Legolas fell in love with Eowyn... we don't know why or how...but he did.
Eowyn snuck into Legolas's tent, whom he shared with Gamling, Haldir, Frank and The Ring. But since the four of them were to busy bickering, they didn't notice her come in. Eowyn shared a tent with the other ladies, and they all left except for Galadriel. For it seemed that she was still a bit out of it and was digging holes into the ground and singing into them.
So Eowyn had got fed up with Galadriel's crack pot ideas, and went to go find someone to talk to. She found Legolas sitting in a corner of his tent watching Haldir, Frank and Gamling in disbelief (The Ring decided not to participate).
"Gamling, shut up!"
"but I want to go to the circus!" Gamling whined
We're on a fecking island you little prick... there's no goddamn circus!" Haldir said in exasperation.
Frank suddenly smiles, "I've got an idea! Lets play Imagination Circus!"
"Aww...shaddup Frank," Haldir moans.
"No... that's a good idea... how d'ya play?" asks Gamling, his eyes fixed on Frank.
Frank's smile widen, and he explains the rules...
The Rules of Imagination Circus:
1.You must use your imagination *a rainbow suddenly appears over the author's head*
2.You can use any item, but you have to pretend its something else
3.You pass the item around in a circle and each player has to pretend it's something different
4.The first person to fail to think of a new way of using the item, loses
Eventually, all three of them are playing (though, they had to drag Haldir, kicking and screaming, into the game).
By this time, Legolas and Eowyn had started a hearty conversation and were flirting uncontrollably. They decided to leaves these crack heads to play by themselves.
"They've lost their marbles!" Eowyn mutters under her breath on their way out.
"Nope," Gamling smiles stupidly and holds up a bag, "they're right here!"
Haldir slaps Gamling upside the head and stats clearly, "no fudge for you!"
"What if he doesn't want fudge?"
"Shaddup Frank!"
The Ring whispers to Legolas to take him to the hobbits outside, for he could not stand another moment with these 'people'.
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Meanwhile, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Estella, Diamond and... Grima (?) were chillin' by the fire.
"Yo, The Ring want to hang with you guys."
Legolas threw the gold trinket at Frodo, then ran off into the trees with Eowyn.
"Yo... dudes, ya wanna play strip poker?!" Grima asks, with a dirty smile on his face. The hobbits fidgeted nervously... and I'm sure if The Ring could move... it would of too.
"Ummm... sure..." said Merry
The rest of them murmured their protests.
"It would be a lot better if he wasn't here," Estella whispered to Rosie as she cocked her head in Grima's direction.
"Dude... I heard that!"
So they cracked out the cards and started playing. Half an hour later, Sam had no shirt, Merry, no vest or shoes, Pippin, no scarf and the girls still had all their clothes on, save Diamond, who had to take down her hair due to Pippin beating her full house, high queens. Grima, sitting between Estella and Diamond, had only a very clingy pair of tighty whiteys.
Sam put down his hand, "a flush! Grima..... off they go!"
Diamond and Estella shrieked and jumped into Pippin and Merry's waiting arms.
"Ahh! My virgin eyes!" screams Rosie.
"Virgin... right," mutters Grima, but no one heard him.
{It's not his fault he sucks at poker!} says The Ring.
They all stop and stare at the little piece of gold beside Frodo.
{What? You didn't know I could talk?}
They all look at each other and shake their heads.
{I have a heart too ya know! I have feelings...} The Ring says sappily.
"No you don't!"
"Shaddup Frank!" they all shout at the tent behind them.
Suddenly, Frodo has another random out burst.
"Goddammit Sam!! You just HAD to go and pull a FLUSH!!!"
He slams his hand down on the huge tree stump
"I FOLD!!"
Sam stares at him, "Now, Mr. Frodo, what did Officer Frank tell you about drugs? Hmm?!"
"I'm not high you stupid fat hobbit!!! I'M LOCOS!!"
He points his fingers at his head and twirls them around, indicating that he's crazy.
Rosie frowns at him, "hey......"
Sam pouts and sticks his tongue out at him.
"He he he! Did you hear him Gamling? LOCOS!!!"
They heard Haldir's high-pitched laughs coming from the tent behind them.
"What are you on, man?!?" yells Grima toward the tent.
"Tee hee hee... Galadriel!"
"Somebody had a mood swing!"
"Goddammit Frank... SHUT UP!"
AN: I've decided to split up chapter 2 into two parts. I hope you enjoyed the first part. Remember, the more you review, the more I'll write!
Preview: That thing with Sauron and Galadriel's stash is coming up and Gandalf and Saruman have a wizard's showdown *DUN DUN DUN*. A lot more of the old farts we know and love and the same said for the younin's. Also, the hunger starts to set in...
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they belong to JRR Tolkien. Imagination Circus is MINE (Lily)! And I'm proud of it too! *says with big grin on face*
The Lankey Yankee: Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad you liked it! You should be proud, you were my first (and only) reviewer! *throws confetti in air* Party!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In this chapter and the others after it, there's different "tents". some contain the people who belong together, some are just random torture for it occupants. (mostly referring to tent 7, who were basically the rejects...Legolas ain't pretty no more...)
Tent 1:Gandalf, Saruman, Bilbo, Theoden and Isildur
Tent 2:Celeborn, Sauron, Lurtz (Slurppey goddammit!), Gollum and Elrond
Tent 3:eight Ringwraiths (Sandy, Pam, Harry, Bob, Marty, Joe, Oswald and the Anonymous V Leader)
Tent 4:Arwen, Eowyn, Galadriel, Rosie, Diamond and Estella
Tent 5:Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Eomer and Faramir
Tent 6:Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and for some odd reason... Grima
Tent 7:Frank, Haldir, Gamling, Legolas and The Ring
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The Lord of the Castaways- The Name Game Part One (Chapter 2)
That night many things happened. Alliances were formed between some very strange people (well actually, they're all strange....). For one, Legolas fell in love with Eowyn... we don't know why or how...but he did.
Eowyn snuck into Legolas's tent, whom he shared with Gamling, Haldir, Frank and The Ring. But since the four of them were to busy bickering, they didn't notice her come in. Eowyn shared a tent with the other ladies, and they all left except for Galadriel. For it seemed that she was still a bit out of it and was digging holes into the ground and singing into them.
So Eowyn had got fed up with Galadriel's crack pot ideas, and went to go find someone to talk to. She found Legolas sitting in a corner of his tent watching Haldir, Frank and Gamling in disbelief (The Ring decided not to participate).
"Gamling, shut up!"
"but I want to go to the circus!" Gamling whined
We're on a fecking island you little prick... there's no goddamn circus!" Haldir said in exasperation.
Frank suddenly smiles, "I've got an idea! Lets play Imagination Circus!"
"Aww...shaddup Frank," Haldir moans.
"No... that's a good idea... how d'ya play?" asks Gamling, his eyes fixed on Frank.
Frank's smile widen, and he explains the rules...
The Rules of Imagination Circus:
1.You must use your imagination *a rainbow suddenly appears over the author's head*
2.You can use any item, but you have to pretend its something else
3.You pass the item around in a circle and each player has to pretend it's something different
4.The first person to fail to think of a new way of using the item, loses
Eventually, all three of them are playing (though, they had to drag Haldir, kicking and screaming, into the game).
By this time, Legolas and Eowyn had started a hearty conversation and were flirting uncontrollably. They decided to leaves these crack heads to play by themselves.
"They've lost their marbles!" Eowyn mutters under her breath on their way out.
"Nope," Gamling smiles stupidly and holds up a bag, "they're right here!"
Haldir slaps Gamling upside the head and stats clearly, "no fudge for you!"
"What if he doesn't want fudge?"
"Shaddup Frank!"
The Ring whispers to Legolas to take him to the hobbits outside, for he could not stand another moment with these 'people'.
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Meanwhile, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Estella, Diamond and... Grima (?) were chillin' by the fire.
"Yo, The Ring want to hang with you guys."
Legolas threw the gold trinket at Frodo, then ran off into the trees with Eowyn.
"Yo... dudes, ya wanna play strip poker?!" Grima asks, with a dirty smile on his face. The hobbits fidgeted nervously... and I'm sure if The Ring could move... it would of too.
"Ummm... sure..." said Merry
The rest of them murmured their protests.
"It would be a lot better if he wasn't here," Estella whispered to Rosie as she cocked her head in Grima's direction.
"Dude... I heard that!"
So they cracked out the cards and started playing. Half an hour later, Sam had no shirt, Merry, no vest or shoes, Pippin, no scarf and the girls still had all their clothes on, save Diamond, who had to take down her hair due to Pippin beating her full house, high queens. Grima, sitting between Estella and Diamond, had only a very clingy pair of tighty whiteys.
Sam put down his hand, "a flush! Grima..... off they go!"
Diamond and Estella shrieked and jumped into Pippin and Merry's waiting arms.
"Ahh! My virgin eyes!" screams Rosie.
"Virgin... right," mutters Grima, but no one heard him.
{It's not his fault he sucks at poker!} says The Ring.
They all stop and stare at the little piece of gold beside Frodo.
{What? You didn't know I could talk?}
They all look at each other and shake their heads.
{I have a heart too ya know! I have feelings...} The Ring says sappily.
"No you don't!"
"Shaddup Frank!" they all shout at the tent behind them.
Suddenly, Frodo has another random out burst.
"Goddammit Sam!! You just HAD to go and pull a FLUSH!!!"
He slams his hand down on the huge tree stump
"I FOLD!!"
Sam stares at him, "Now, Mr. Frodo, what did Officer Frank tell you about drugs? Hmm?!"
"I'm not high you stupid fat hobbit!!! I'M LOCOS!!"
He points his fingers at his head and twirls them around, indicating that he's crazy.
Rosie frowns at him, "hey......"
Sam pouts and sticks his tongue out at him.
"He he he! Did you hear him Gamling? LOCOS!!!"
They heard Haldir's high-pitched laughs coming from the tent behind them.
"What are you on, man?!?" yells Grima toward the tent.
"Tee hee hee... Galadriel!"
"Somebody had a mood swing!"
"Goddammit Frank... SHUT UP!"
AN: I've decided to split up chapter 2 into two parts. I hope you enjoyed the first part. Remember, the more you review, the more I'll write!
Preview: That thing with Sauron and Galadriel's stash is coming up and Gandalf and Saruman have a wizard's showdown *DUN DUN DUN*. A lot more of the old farts we know and love and the same said for the younin's. Also, the hunger starts to set in...
