AN (Lily): ok, I come online, to save some email addresses into my account, so I can email them while I'm in Germany, and suddenly, four reviews show up. It has been two weeks, and I only got two reviews, both on the same day by the same person. that's pretty damn good for a couple hours. Thank you, I definitely appreciate that. Yes, so that was my little story, see you all later(((((((.o wait, this is just a notice, o I still have to write a chapter((..sorry bout that, ok here it is!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of them (although I dearly wish I did). They all belong to Professor JRR Tolkien. I think I technically own Frank, because there's no way he's like that in the books/movies, but just to be sure, I don't. (

Lankey Yankee: thanks for telling your buddies about it, and thanks for trying to make the review (, sorry bout the wait(

hyperactive forever: I didn't know that I don't except anonymous reviewers(.that's strange, I don't know how the fix that, sorry ( thanks for the review, but I'm sorry, I can't kill Diamond, Pippin marries her in the book, so he's with her in this. Don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you, we all want him((..hehe

Blue fire elf princess: glad to know your reading. Thanks.

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The Lord of the Castaways- The Name Game Part Two (Chapter 3)

Celeborn, Lurtz((((.I mean, SLURPPEY(((Gollum and Elrond are sitting in their tent, talking about a certain other tent mate of their.

"I think he's weird always wearing black(..EVERYTHING! And always moody!"

"Ya, Sauron is a party pooper(."

At that moment, the goth burst in yelling "HELLO THERE LADDIES!" his eyes wide with excitement, and he flung his arms out wide. "I AM BATMAN! Oh(. Would ya like a cup o'(..WHOA!!" he squealed in a Scottish accent as the tent pitched over and rolled down the hill they were perched on.

"Nice one( Batman."

"Would ya like a cup o' tea?!" He asked in a polite British accent.

"No, Batman, I don't want your tea, all I want to know is, WHAT ARE YOU ON MAN?!" yelled Celeborn.

Sauron smiled stupidly, "Galadriel!" and ran out of the collapsed tent. Celeborn scowled.

"I think we should go on a drug hunt!" stated Elrond randomly.

"Here, here!" agreed Lurtz(ah(I mean(Slurppey.

Celeborn sighed, "foolish mortals! Can you not see that drugs are the only way of surviving without going crazy? Like poor Frodo!"

"For one thing," Elrond states in a defensive manner, "I am immortal!"

"What doessss that have to do with anythingsssss, preciousssss?" Hissed Gollum.

"Shut up("

"And your only half, too." says(. Slurppey.

"That is true orc( but I still live forever! Muhaha!" Elrond does the Muh Ha Ha dance, until Slurppey attacks him and slaps him.

"My(*slap* (Name(*slap*(Is(*slap*(Slurppey(*slap*" he roars.

"Besides," says Elrond, drunkenly and Black-eyed, "we're not going to confiscate them, we're going to stash them safely into the overhead compartment and make people(.donate things for it." he smiles smugly at his great idea.

"Ya!" Celeborn runs out of the tent, and trips over his own feet. He flies through the air then giggles and runs off on their "treasure hunt".

Meanwhile, Gandalf and Saruman were practicing spells on each other, while Bilbo watched(. A very disturbed Bilbo. For these were some of the spells they were using(

"Nudala Gandalfa!" which caused Gandalf's clothes to drop to the ground in a heap. Saruman giggled girlishly as Gandalf quickly retrieved his pants.

"Nudala Findala Sarumana!" and Saruman was left to find his robes, which was Gandalf had hidden in the forest.

Back to the Hobbits for a moment(

As the halflings were playing cards, they saw a few, quite extraordinary sights.

For one, they watched Sauron "fly" over to his tent, singing the Batman theme song. Then they heard a great deal of cursing and crashing, and finally, "would ya like a cup o' tea?!"

Pippin replied excitedly to this, "is he Scottish?!" and rubbed his hands together, licking his lips, "good ol' Scottish tea( nothing like it!"

Then they watched a few fireworks, and heard girlish screaming coming from Gandalf's tent.

Then they watched Celeborn and Co. sneak out of their tent, whispering, "I wonder where she hides it."

"Shhh, don't say it loudly you dumbshit! Then they'll want to come!"

The poker players could only guess what they were doing.

But what they didn't understand was why Saruman was wandering around in the nude, cursing under his breath. Something about "Gandalf and his goddamn magic!"

They soon heard the screams of Legolas and Eowyn, shortly after Saruman had wandered into the woods. I guess he interrupted a little something(!

Galadriel's singing grew gradually louder, until finally, they saw Celeborn carry her out of her tent in his arms, dig a hole for her, and shove her head in it. She immediately started to sing as loud as she could.

Going back in time a bit, to where we left Legolas and Eowyn.

So Legolas and Eowyn walked through the forest for a while, talking about their crack head friends and their crazy shenanigans. Until they finally came to a clearing, and Legolas took Eowyn's hands and kissed her gently (ewwwwwwww), which continued profusely. They were obviously in the midst of making out, when Saruman came barging in, naked.

"Have you seen my clothes?!?" he asks desperately, looking around frantically.

Eowyn screamed and ran out of the clearing. Legolas looked disgustedly at Saruman.

"Dude!"

"Sorry("

Legolas ran after his girl, while Saruman continued to look around, and finally finding his white robes crumpled up under a tree.

"Damn you Gandalf! They're wrinkled!"

Back at Gandalf, Bilbo, Theoden and Isildur's tent(

Theoden and Isildur returned from fishing, with one single fish. And of course, everyone was hungry.

Bilbo jumped on Isildur as he came in. "FISH!" he screamed, and made a grab for the silver trout.

Suddenly, Saruman appeared with a rumpled, dirty, white cloak.

"Gandalf, there is no washing machine on this ISLAND!" With ever word, he grew louder.

Gandalf smirked, "serves you right!"

Saruman growled, and went to pout in a corner.

Isildur kicked Bilbo off easily, and Bilbo started crying. "There, there Bilbo," Theoden patted Bilbo on the back.

"I'm(*sob*(hungry! *sob*" he said through shaky tears.

"So am I, but I'm not complaining(" mumbled Gandalf.

Author's Notice (Dom): slowly running out of ideas, to much brain power used for foolish mortal teacher's math homework, that for some reason, I decided to actually finish tonight. Anyway, more in next chapter, finding food and organizing a "special event" to keep them alive, un-sober and entertained. Yep, you guessed it a party! But planning is everything, so it will be quite a few chapters before it takes place.

Author's Notice (Lily): ok, this chapter is done, so I hope you all enjoyed it! I got all these responses, and I just HAD to write more, even though I'm supposed to be packing ( I am actually going to Germany tomorrow, so I'm afraid I won't be writing anything more for another two weeks, but I promise, once I get back, I'll write another chapter ( See you all later, NAMARIIE!!!!