AN (Lily): LALALALALA!!!!!!! I've FINALLY wrote the next chappie! Muhaha! does muhaha dance Really sorry people, but I have finished ALL my homework, and I'm celebrating by writing another chapter! All I have to do is my exams, and that's not 'till Friday! And their easy too. grins so enjoy everyone!

Disclaimer: They're Tolkien's, okay?!? Oh, and also a rip off of the movie "Cast Away" :D. And the Titanic...


The Lord of the Castaways- There's a time and a place for partying... and this is it! (Chapter 4)

So, the castaways are starving, and they all got to watch Isildur and Theoden enjoy their fish in front of them, while they sat and drooled.

Saruman walked out of his tent wearing rumpled, dirty, white robes (or now a light brown).

They all giggled silently.

"Gandalf...!" He growled through clenched teeth.

Gandalf looked over at his buddy, meandered over to him, patted him on his shoulder, and said in a polite English accent, "so sorry... not really..." Then walked over to Elrond's, and... well.

"Good God, man!

"Elf," replied Elrond, "I am an ELF!"

"Whatever. My point is, what in Sauron's name are you doing?" Sauron suddenly hears his name, for he too is in the tent with Elrond. "Dude, leave me out of this."

"And HE is not SAURON anymore. He is BATMAN!" Elrond shouted sarcastically. Sauron stopped what he was doing, and frowned at Elrond. "Odd," he said, then went back to packing for his "escape" from the island.

You see, Elrond had been....frolicking on the beach, when he found a peculiar white ball (which he later found out, was a "volley ball") and decided to keep it. He grew rather fond of it, and took it to bed with him that night. So, Gandalf found this "magic" being, in a tent, hugging a volley ball, the way a little girl would hug her dolly.

"Put the ball down, elf..." Gandalf said calmly.

"This is not just a ball, my friend...oh no. It is...WILSON!" And as he said "Wilson", he trust the ball in Gandalf's face.

"You named it?"

"It was already named."

"Dude, I knew you could foresee things, but you can't "foresee" the name of a VOLLEY BALL!

"But it's on the ball!"

Gandalf turned the ball around, and, sure enough, in black letters, the name "Wilson" was printed.

"Odd," commented Gandalf.

"Hey, that's my word!" Sauron said, offended.

"Quiet you."

"Don't tell me to be quiet!" he exclaimed as he lunged for Gandy. But despite the wrinkled appearance of the old wizard, he moved quite fast, and Sauron ended up landing on Elrond's ball.

"WILSON!" he shrieked, and grabbed the ball out from under Sauron, and began to pet/stoke it. "Are you okay Wilson?" Elrond scowled at Gandalf and Sauron and stormed out of the tent.

Sauron kicked Gandy's knee, and he fell over, but...

"Nudala Findala Saurona!"

Meanwhile...

"We should really do something, like have a barbeque, or something," said Pippin.

"That would be great, but in case you hadn't noticed... THERE IS NO BARBEQUE ON THIS ISLAND!" yelled Frodo.

"Dude, you need some chill pills!" said Grima.

Pippin pouted, looking really cute, and hide behind Diamond.

"Yeah, we should throw a party... 'cause I'm getting tired of playing poker," Diamond mumbled.

"Where are we going to get the materials...like the food, and the decorations, and what about the booze??? It's not a party without booze!" Exclaimed Sam.

"Don't worry we'll find a way," replied Rosie, smiling at her Sam.

"Besides, it's fun to plan a party," said Diamond, taking out her notepad.

"A PARTY! YAY!" rejoiced Merry. "We are going to par-ty! La la la la la... LA!" he sang, and Estella giggled.

"Now... we will need..." started Diamond. "Food!!!" squealed Pippin.

"No duh!"

"Well, where are we going to get it? Food doesn't grow on trees!" Pippin said in a confused voice.

awkward silence

"Yes it does sweetie... yes it does," Diamond explained soothingly.

"They have Crisp Trees?" Pippin smiles hopefully.

Back to Celeborn's drug hunt...

So they had crept into Galadriel's tent, and Celeborn was surprised to find his girlfriend digging holes and singing into them. Slurppey had spotted the stash, and Celeborn picked up a still singing Galadriel, plunked her outside, dug a hole, and stuck her head into it. They grabbed the drugs and made their way back to their tent, only to see Sauron running out with no clothes on. They entered the tent and found Gandalf sitting there, chuckling to himself.

They looked at him quizzically, then Gandy started laughing hysterically. Slurppey walked over to the wizard, picked him up by the scruff of his collar, and stuffed him outside.

Back to the random couple that Dom insisted on making...but Lily will change that soon...MUHAHA!......sorry, back to the story...

So, the couple decided to return to the hobbits, and partake in their party plans.

"We need to find BEER!" yelled Legolas, as he barged in on their conversation, very un-elf like.

"Ah yes, beer!" said Merry adding it to Diamond's list, who had gotten tired of taking orders and had fallen asleep in Pippin's lap, while that cute little hobbit stroked her hair (awwww!).

"Or any alcoholic beverage," Eowyn pointed out.

Finally, after about an hour of planning, they were ready to scout for supplies. Soon, the group was joined by some more eager party animals: Eomer, Boromir, Faramir, Aragorn, Frank, Haldir, Gamling and Gimli. The Anonymous V Leader decided to help too.

Eomer was getting pissed off, as he watched Legolas flirt continuously with his sister, with his arm around her waist, and him whispering in her ear, and her...giggling! IT WAS DISPICABLE! .......sorry, random out-burst of what Eomer's thinking... moving on...

"I'm really starting to get mad with that elf," He growled to Gimli. Gimli shrugged, "meh!"

Suddenly, they heard the loud, obnoxious sound of noise makers and then an exceptionally large explosion of rainbow confetti. They all look up and see the ents on their yacht, (they could smell the alcohol already), and watch Treebeard, branched widespread, at the hull of the ship yelling, "I'm flying! Jack look, I'm FLYING!" He spots the group and exclaims, "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" (Happy Chinese New Year, in Chinese).

Then, the Anonymous V Leader had an idea, "Hey, we were thinking of throwing a party here! We could use some booze and grub. Ya wanna lend us some?" he yelled to the tree herder.

Treebeard ponders for a moment, "sure, why not? But you'll have to swim for it!" he exclaims, and throws five kegs of beer and six boxes of food overboard.

Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas, Eomer, Haldir and Gamling look at each other, smile and yell out a war cry as they plunge into the water.

"AHHH!"

They heard a girly scream come from behind, and the men turn around to find Gamling splashing about squealing. "It's COLD!" he screamed at them, then turned around and ran back to the others and threw himself onto the beach. "Warm me holy grains of sand!"

The swimmers just stared at him in mid-wade. "Wussy pussy," muttered Haldir under his breathe. They returned retrieving their goodies, each man taking two. Aragorn, being the macho boy that he is, took three. Boromir tried to do the same, balancing one on his head, but instead knocking himself out. Legolas ended up carrying him to shore, and Eowyn giggled at the two men's immense strength. Legolas won her over when he smiled dreamily at her. He dropped Boromir on his head, just as he was waking, and he blacked out again. Legolas went over to "his girl", kissing her and putting his arm round her waist.

Eomer growled. "That elf! I swear I will throttle him in his sleep!" He looked down at the sand and saw a gorgeous shell. He smirked and picked it up, fishing a silver chain out of his pocket. He strung it through the shell and brought it to Eowyn.

"Here sis, Happy Birthday!" he said, putting emphasizing "birthday", making a point clear to the elf, and handed her the necklace. Eowyn gasped at the necklace, "thanks!" she said, hugging him and putting it over her shiny golden hair. Legolas looked ashamed and Eowyn giggled.

"Don't worry, it's not really my birthday." Eomer scowled and Legolas looked relieved.

So the cracked open the crates and set the bar up, along with a long table for the food (if your wondering where it came from, they did have a wizard in their midst).


AN (Lily) : Phew! THAT was challenging! Long chapter, or least it seemed so to me, 'cause I kept getting interrupted. So yeah, I hope you enjoyed it. Next chapter, the party starts! YAY! I like parties. They're fun. So, the usual, review! Namariie.