2:22 PM 12/23/03:Start of Sailor Battles:Semi Rounds. 1st semi fight:Neptune VS Saturn

disclamer:You should know by now. Sailor Battles Fight 6 and 1st round of the Semi battleSaturn VS Neptune Specail Guest:Sailor Chibi-Moon and Sailor Uranus and Mistress 9 Warning to Mistress Nine fans: Some Mistress Nine bashing.

Bsnow:Welcome back to the Sailor Battles:Semi rounds. The last 5 fights were great,but now things are getting more better and badder. Were on my new ship deck,the S.S Bsnow Let's go on with our first semi round fight, Sailor Saturn VS Sailor Neptune. Also today with me are Hotaru best friend Chibi-Mooncoughs'thebratoftheSailorSenshis'coughcough.

Chibi-Moon:Word up, G?

Bsnow and the others sweatdroped. "My god, Chibi-Usa, dont ever do that again, you wrothless pink spore. By the way, no one dont say that shit anymore." Bsnow said.

Chibi-Usa:"Sorry."

Bsnow: "Anyway, We also have the wind Senshi, and the lover of Sailor Neptune Haruka Tenoh AKA Sailor Uranus"

Uranus: "Hey ya." She wave

Bsnow:"And the evil alter ego of Hotaru, Mistrees Bitch I mean Mistress Nine, I just playin"

Mistrees 9 was a bit mad in what Bsnow said. "If you value your life, you have better been playing." She replyed

Bsnow:" Yeah, whatever. Anyway lets bring on the fighters."

Sailor Saturn and Sailor Neptune walk near the fighting area. They look at each other and bowed. Mistress Nine walk up to the fighters. She tried to attack Sailor Saturn but was almost stabbed to death by the death Senshi's Silent Glaive.

Mistrees 9:"Alright, you whores know the rules." She said, lauging a bit. Both Sailor Saturn and Sailor Neptune slapped Mistress Nine. "Oww, okay, I'm sorry. Ready...FIGHT!!!" M9 yelled, raising her arm up and chopping the air, starting the match. Sailor Satur and Neptune looked at each other, wondering who will make the first move. Sailor Saturn grin.

Saturn:"Senshi Teleport!" Sailor Saturn's body started to flash a shade of purple, then she had teleported.

"Huh, where's she do?" Sailor Neptune said, looking around her. "Did Taru-chan just used the Senshi Teleport?" A confued Sailor Uranus asked. "I thought you needed at least five Sailor Senshi to preform the Sailor Teleport." Chibi-Moon said. "It's an alternet universe fanfiction. Get use to it." Mistress Nine.

"Where is Saturn-chan?" Sailor Neptune asked, looking around her. She had felt somthing behide her. "I'm right behide you, Michiru-mama." Sailor Saturn' voice was heared. Sailor Saturn reapped behide Sailor Neptune. The auqa senshi tried to catch Sailor Saturn by surprise by roundhouse kicking her daughter. Sailor Saturn saw this coming and ducked. While Sailor Saturn was on the ground, she had triped Sailor Neptune with the Silent Glaive. Neptune had fell down, but soon got up and back away from Sailor Saturn a good 15 feet.

Sailor Neptune had raised her arms and started to form aqua ki."Deep Submerge!" Neptune yelled as she thorw her attack towards Sailor Saturn

"Seeing that we are surrounding by water and the Sailor Neptune is the auqa senshi, do you think she gonna have the edge?" Bsnow asked

"I dont know. All I know that I wanna see that bitch Hotaru lose."

Chibi-Moon:Lets see....hey! Don't call my friend a bitch, you whore!

"Dont call me a whore, you slut!" Mistress Nine said to Chibi-Usa. "Don't call me a slut, you whore." Chibi-Usa replyed. "Dont call me a whore, slut!" Mistress Nine said. "Whore!" "Slut!" "Whore!" "Slut!" "Whore." "Slut." "Whore, whore whore!!!" "Slut! Slut! Slut!" The two girls said as the insulted each other. Chibi-Usa grabed Mistress Nine's arm and bitted down on it. "OWWWWW!!!! You animal!!!" Mistress Nine screamed as she grabed Chibi-Usa's odango and pulled it. "Oww, stop pulling my hair!" Chibi-Usa said as she bit down on Mistress Nine's arm even harder then before. This earned Chibi-Usa's hair getting pulled even more.

A confused and sweat droping Bsnow and Sailor Uranus just looked at the two girls. Even Sailor Neptune and Sailor Saturn stop fighting to see Mistress Nine Chibi-Usa fight.

Bsnow:"Dammit! Just end this shit! There's a fucking fight going on. The only slut and whore is Mistress Nine, alright. SO STOP FUCKIN' FIGHTING!!!!" He screamed at the girls. Mistress Nine and Chibi-Usa stop fighting. "We're sorry." They both lower their head down in shame.

Anyway, Sailor Neptune is had fired the Deep Submerge at Sailor Saturn. The auqa orb smash into Sailor Saturn and knocking her down on the groud. "Oh, nice Deep Submerge by Sailor Neptune, and Sailor Saturn is down for the count!' Bsnow said as he started the count down.

"1...2...3...4...5..." Sailor Saturn got up. "Oh, it's look like Sailor Saturn is back up on her feet!" Bsnow said as Sailor Saturn stood up.

"Dammit, that hurt." Sailor Saturn said as she point her Silent Glaive towards Sailor Neptune. "Silent Glaive Surprise!" The raven-haired girl scream as a purple engery orb started to form at the tip of the blade of the Glaive. The orb had stop forming and shot out the of the Glaive and was coming towards Sailor Neptune, who dodge out of the way of the path of the Glaive Surprise. Unluckly, the orb was now coming towards Bsnow, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Chibi-Moon, and Mistress Nine, all who ran from the incoming engery orb.

"Oh fuck, get outta the way!" Sailor Uranus screamed, she pushed Mistress Nine into the path of the orb. "You tomboyish mother fucker! The hell you did that for?" Mistress Nine said. "Hey, watch out cause here it comes." Chibi-Moon warned Mistress Nine. Mistress Nine had turned around...only to be hit by the Silent Gliave Surprise. "UGGGGHHHAAAA." Mistress Nine said
as the engery orb slammed into her, cauing her to get knock on the ground. "Dammnit, that hurt!" She screamed as she got up.

"Are you okay M9?" Bsnow ask, helping her get up. "Yeah, I be okay." Mitress Nine said . "AFTER I KICK HOTARU'S BITCH ASS!!!" Mitress Nine yelled as she raise her fist and tried to attack Sailor Saturn. It took Bsnow, Chibi-Moon, and Sailor Uranus to hold back Mitress Nine. "LET ME AT HER!!!! I PROMISE I WON'T TRY TO TAKE OVER HER BODY...I'LL JUST DESTORY IT!!!!" Mitress Nine said in a rage. Sailor Saturn and Neptune just look at her and sweatdropped.

"Heh, heh, heh...even though I missed my real target, at least I got that bitch. Let's fight Michiru-mama" Sailor Saturn said, stirking a really cheesey pose with her Silent Gliave. Sailor Neptune got into a fighting stance. "Alright."

Saturn started to charge at Sailor Neptune, blade of the glaive first. When Sailor Saturn got close to Sailor Neptune, the aqua senshi dodge out of the way and back away from Sailor Saturn. The death senshi just grin as she drop the Silent Gliave. "Let me show you a move I just learned a while back." Sailor Saturn said as she extrended her right arm towards Sailor Neptune. Everyone, including Sailor Neptune look at her in a confuse way. "What are you doing?" Neptune asked. Sailor Saturn didn't say anything. She extrened her index finger and stick up her thumb. Purple ki engery started to surrounded Sailor Saturn's index finger.

"I think...I seen this attack somewhere before." Bsnow said. "It cant be..." Mistress Nine said. Sailor Saturn grin evily as she shouted "SHI GUN!!!"(Death Gun) A purple and blackish engery ray came outta her finger. "Huh, what the....UGGGHHHAAAA!!!" Cried Sailor Neptune as the Shi Gun hit her in her chest, but not really cutting though her chest. Neptune reverted back to Michiru and fell on the ground unconsious.

"And there you have it folks! Sailor Saturn use a new attack call the Shi Gun, which hited Sailor Neptune, knocking her out! Your winner...Sailor Saturn!!!" Bsnow said. Sailor Saturn did a cheesey spin, place the blade of her Silent Glaive on the ground and gave a thumbs up like a cheesy victory pose you see on fighting video games.

"YOU COPYCAT!!! You stole my attack!" Yusuke(From the Yu Yu Hashoku Universe) just pop outta no where and point at Sailor Saturn. Of course, Yusuke was a bit mad because Sailor Saturn stole his infamous Rei Gun(Spirit Gun) attack. "No, I didn't steal you attack. The Rei Gun use spirit and life engery. The Shi gun use death engery." Sailor Saturn said, reverting back to Hotaru. "Whatever." Yusuke justed shugged and somehow teleported, it was weird since Yusuke dont have any telporting skills. Everyone, but for Bsnow and Mistress Nine went back into the ship.Bsnow then reach into his pocket, and pull out his cell phone. He dail a number.

Mistress Nine:"The hell you calling?"

Bsnow:"Yo mama, bitch."

"The fuck you say?", Mistress Nine said, getting a bit piss off. "I just playin." Bsnow told her. "Ya, you better." Mistress Nine reply. "By the way, you didnt anwser my question, who are you calling?" Mistress Nine ask again.

"I'm talkin' to someone about some busseins, so shut the fuck up." Bsnow said. "Anyway, who is the one who brung to back to life for this fanfic anyway? I can always send you back to HFIL. Do you wanna go back to hell?" Bsnow had a therthen tone in his voice. "No, sir." Mistress Nine said. "Yea, you better call me 'sir'!" Bsnow said to Mistress Nine as he turn off his cell phone

Mistress Nine:"Who did you call anyway?"

Bsnow:"You see." He said with an evil grin on his face.

About 5 minutens later, a noise that sounded like a fighter jet was heard. Both Bsnow and Mistress Nine look up in the sky, only to see a guy who was about 5'3, with black, spiky hair. The man had some black pants, a red shirt with a black vest over it.

Mistress Nine:"Huh...Vegita?"

Bsnow:"Naw, it's fuckin Pharoh 90. Of course it's Vegita, you dumb bitch!"

Mistress Nine:"Dont call me a dumb bitch!" Mitress Nine was about to attack Bsnow, until Vegita had landed in fornt of the diamon whore. Vegita had his arms cross, a death look in his eyes, and a evil smirk.

Vegita:"Well, well, what do we have here? Some little bitch who can't use her own powers, so she have to go and take over a body of a girl who is even weaker! I hate people who are soft and weak! They're wrothless!"

Mistress Nine was very pissed off. "FUCK YOU MAN!!!" She screamed at Vegita. "Can't do that. You slept with Prof.Tomoe, I dont wanna get somthing with your little I like to suck on D! ." Vegeta said. Mistress Nine had have it. She threw a punch at Vegeta's face. Vegeat just laugh. "Oh my god! That hurt! YOU WEAK BITCH!!!! GGGGRRRRRRHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Vegeta started to charge up all of his ki engery. So much that the ship was starting to shake up. Blue lighting started to go thoughout Vegita's body as his hair turn from black to yellow and a bit spiky. "GGGGGRRRRRRHHHHHAAAAA!!!!" Vegita scream as his shirt and vest rip, showing his musclaur body. Red fur started to grow on Vegita's chest, back, and arm and his hair grew thicker and went down to his shoulder blades. Vegita smirk as he transform into Super Saiyajin 4.

Vegita:"Time to send you...TO ANOTHER DEMENSION!!!!" He screamed as Mistress Nine got so afriad that she pissed herself. "Oh fuck." That was Mistess Nine final words as she soon found herself being lift up by Vegita and thorwn to the air about 80 feet. Vegeta charge up his engery and extrened his right arm. He bent his thumb and charge up a blueish engery ball.

"Heh, heh, heh, MISTRESS NINE, WELCOME TO SUPER VEGETA'S BIG BANG ATTACK!!!" Vegeta yelled as he unlease the gigntic orb that was Big Bang attack. The ki ball was coming closer to Mistress NIne. "Fuck..." Mistress Nine said as the Big Bang Attack hit her. "AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The long haired girl screamed as she was being rip apart by the engery ball. There was a masstive loud epurtion in the sky.

Meanwhile, inside the ship

Haruka:"What in the hell was that?"

Michiru:"It sounded like a expotion, and a preety big one too."

Chibi-Usa:"You think Bsnow's okay?"

Hotaru:"Let's find out."

Michiru, Hotaru, Chibi-Usa, and Haruka went on the deck, only to find Bsnow and Vegeta.

The four girls:"Vegeta?!"

Haruka:"Whatcha doing here?"

Hotaru:"And where's Mistress Slut?"

Bsnow:"Vegita here's because he can."

Vegita:"And Mistress Nine had went to another demension. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!"

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Author Note: Yea, I know none of the Sailor Senshi can teleport alone, but IT'S MY FUCKING FANFIC!!! Anyway, until next time folks, see ya! Oh yeah, you can tell the format of the story change a bit cause I was too lazy to edit chapter 1-5. I had edited this chapter only.