Chapter Vijf: Pirates of the Caribbean!
"Now…bring me that horizon," Jack muttered contently, his hand firmly on the steering wheel. "Da nanananaananana…" he attempted to sing while looking into his broken compass. "…and really bad eeeeeeeggs…drink up me hearties yo ho!"
His fingers shut the compass with a snap and he looked back up at the earlier mentioned horizon.
Only there seemed to be something in the way.
After his perma-intoxicated brain cranked through the evidence before him, he realized what it was.
"BARBOOOOOOOOOSA!?!?" he said in shock, although with a great amount of calmness.
"April Fools!" Barbooooooooosa said pulling out a gun.
"Neeeah!" Jack interjected and pulled out his gun even quicker. He then shot Barbooooooooooosa in the head so that he tumbled off the side of the ship.
Barboooooooooooosa made a nice splash in the water that the Olympic judges on board gave a 7.2. Odd, normally they didn't like bellyflops.
"Loser," Jack commented, and then turned back to look at the big wide gigantic large massive gargantuan vast spacious immense seaaaa.
