Little Mix....

Dragonball Z, Star Wars Crossover/Comedy... I just needed to write this away...

Bulma sat on her laboratory and was just finishing her latest invention. A dimension portal. ( A/N: You guess it...) She had been working on it nearly three months and now it was ready. She yawned and decided to get some coffee. Tomorrow she could show it to the others and maybe even test it. It was gonna be exiting....

The next day...

The Son family, Briefs and Vegeta, Kuririn and Juuhachi were gathered to Capsule Corporations garden and everybody were anxious to see Bulmas invention.

"Here it is!" Bulma announced proudly taking of the fabric on it. It was small round spaceship looking room and was shining its new.

"And what is that pile of junk supposed to, woman?" (A/N: Guess who...) Vegeta grunted and Bulma scowled.

"It's a dimensional portal. You can travel to the other dimensions with it."

"Whoa, does it work, Bulma?" Goku asked curiously and stepped closer.

"Not yet. I haven't yet loaded it's engine. So why don't you go look inside?"

Everybody walked in anxiously but Vegeta just stood there. He was suspicious. The woman had something in her sleeve.

"Vegeta!! Come here right now!" came Bulma's voice and Vegetas usual scowl deepened. The woman was up to something but the Sayajin Prince wasn't scared of woman's tricks. He could handle everything. So he stepped inside too.

Bulma snickered little and went to the control panel and pushed a red button. Engines woke up with a slight hum startling everyone.

"Bulma!! You said this thing didn't work yet!! ChiChi screeched at Bulma when the dimensional portal shot up to the sky.

"Well, I lied." Were the last heard words before the machine disappeared. Dr. Briefs and Mrs. Briefs stood stunned on the garden couple of minutes and then walked back to the inside.

Same time in the Hell...

King Yemma was just locking the gates of Hell when he heard a phone ring. Of course he went to answer and forgot to lock the gate. Frieza and his minions crept out and disappeared. Only Friezas smug laugh was heard.... This time they had decided to go some other dimension to spread terror and horror....

In Star Wars Universe...

The Jedi Council was having a serious discussion about the future. (A/N: Surprise, surprise!) The Future didn't seem good. They all felt it. The danger was coming closer really fast. And they really meant fast when Friezas from the Heavens Checkpoint stolen air cab appeared with a bright flash.

Frieza stepped out of the air cab and gazed Jedi Council smugly. "Hmm... This looks very nice place... I think I'll start destroying this Universe from here."

The Jedies looked dumbfounded at the little lizard creature and his minions who were all in the little air cab. They all could sense the great evilness foaming from the lizard and were horrified, except Master Yoda.

Then there was another bright flash and a round object fell on Frieza. Jedies were almost on the edge of desperation. Their council was like Taatoines marketplace. Inside the round object heard voices.

"Kakarott!! Get the hell off of me!!"

"Bulma !! I'm gonna kill you!!"

"It was an accident!! My hand just slipped!

"Kuririnhnf! Takef your lef out of mou moufth!"

"Off me!! Or I'm gonna blast you all to the Hell!!!

"Honey! Calm down there's no point to get angry..."

"I'm not ANGRY KURIRIN!!!!"

"ChiChi, you okay?!"

"Gohan, where are you?"

"Here mom! Under Vegeta and Dad!

"Woman!! Get us out of here in this fucking damn second!!!!"

"Shut up Vegeta!!! I'm little stuck right now!!"

The minions and Jedies were watching with wide eyes and big sweatdrops. And then Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker walked in and Obi-Wan said.

"You sum...moned...us Master Yo..da ???????!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!??!??!?"

"Holy shit! What has happened?!!??!" While looking around the room. A weird small air cab full of bad looking guys, a round object where from could hear loud arguing and very dumbfounded Jedi Council.

"Vegeta!!!! Now you clean up that fucking damn shit hole of yours!!!

"Idiot woman!! Who you think you're talking to??!?" ( Rising his ki level rapidly)

"To my husband!!!"

"Vegeta, don't---"

The round object alias the dimensional portal exploded blowing the walls (or should I say windows?) off.

Jedies drew their lightsabers and were ready to fight, except Master Yoda. In the Middle of the room stood a short muscular man with a yellow flame-like hair and green eyes. A golden aura surrounded him and they could feel the air twirling around wildly. And the Force! It was huge! Enormous! There wasn't a word big enough to descript it.

"Vegeta calm down." A man with a wild black hair holding two women safely in his arms said little angry tone.

"You almost killed Bulma and ChiChi!"

"Oh shut up, Kakarott!" And the yellow haired man turned to black haired one.

"Oh hell! What a blast!" Short bald man moaned and rubbed his temples. Bulma looked around and then it hit her.

"It worked!! IT WORKED!!! She screamed happily and jumped to Vegetas arms and hugged him." It works it works it works it works!!! Vegeta it works!!!"

"Where are we?" ChiChi asked warily and looked the aliens with glowing swords.

"Uh... Bulma? Where are we?" Gohan asked. "In the other dimension, of course!!!"

Jedies who had heard the discussion made some decisions and Master Yoda spoke up.

"Who are you humans from the other dimension?"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HUMAN?!?!?!? I'M A SAYAJIN!!!! AND A PRINCE!!!!" Vegeta shouted at the old green creature.

"You know who are YOU talking to? He is the galaxy's oldest person and the Grand Jedi Master, the leader of the Jedi Council and the greatest Jedi knight there's ever been!" A dark skinned bald man said calmly.

Vegeta checked the green beings ki level and it was barely over 150. ( In this world ki and the Force are the same thing, so the z senshi is really strong.)

"Bah! You say he's strong?" He got a nod from the Jedi Masters and fell over laughing and Bulma hit him with Frying pan. Bad habit she's picked up from ChiChi.

"Auh, woman...."

"I'm sorry for my husband...."

Sudden moan got everybody's attention and they noticed Frieza standing there holding his head.

"Anybody got a number of that space pod.....?"

"FRIEZA!!!!!!" they all shouted in unison (the z senshi I mean)

"You know each other?" Anakin asked and got an unlit lightsaber on his face.

"DIE!!!!!" The z-senshi yelled again in unison.

Goku turned to Super Sayajin and Vegeta too. Gohan went Super Sayajin 2. Kuririn powered up and Juuhachi did too cause she had heard tales from Kuririn. Bulma and ChiChi pulled Frying pans out of thin air.

"What....?" Frieza asked confused.

"FINAL FLASH!!"

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!"

"KIENZAN!!"

"MASENKO!!!!"

"PANG!!"

"THWANG!!"

"ENERGY BALL!!!"

And there was no Frieza anymore..... And neither there was the Jedi Temple anymore....

"Guess we little over reacted....." (Goku)

"Yeah Dad....." (Gohan)

"Hmph....." (Vegeta)

"So that was Frieza....." (ChiChi)

"Oww I HATE THAT LIZARD CREATURE!!!" (Bulma)

"Pretty ugly...." (Juuhachi)

"Lucky he's not alive anymore....." (Kuririn)

Fin!!!!!

Well What did you like!!! Not so funny but real mess! Please review!!