Author Note: Hello! Stupid ....Growl.... Took it down but I'm putting it back!!! Hopely it stays this time... And if is gonna take it down... I'M PUTTING IT BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN etc. This time I decided to try to put this as a second chapter to my other humor fic...
Hope it works...
Please read my story! English isn't my first language and my spelling and writing really sucks!! Just be patient! 'Cause I need to use dictionary almost twice in half minute! I'm really slow writer also... Just try hang on! These are some thing that popped out of my head while reading some other fanfics... Believe me, they are really funny...At least some of'em! Forgive me my bad language...- Kinoha Chi
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball/Z/GT!! I wish I would... But I still have my 'Titanium Beef Master3000™' frying pan...
Rating: PG13
Some thing DBZ people would never say or do! Or meet such a situations...
Vegeta has finally managed to beat Goku. Goku is weak and dying.
Vegeta: BWHAAHAAA!! Kakarott!! Prepare to meet your death! BIG BANG ATT—Wait a minute! What's my motivation here?!?
Goku comes home from training.
ChiChi: Goku! Where were you! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I thought you were killed or something!!
Goku: Enough about me! What about you coming with me to the bedroom right now!
ChiChi: ...............?!?!
Vegeta: Aww..... look at that cute little rabbit! I think I'll take it home with me and name it George....
Z senshi: ................!!!!!?!?!?!??!
A new threat has come to Earth and Z senshi is (Of course!) trying to kill it....
Vegeta: Who the hell are you!!!
The new threat: I've come to avenge my family! My father Mighty King Cold, my bothers I mean Brothers... The Evil Freezer and The Great Cooler!! I'm their sister Whirlpool!
Z senshi: ......................( sweatdrop )
Bulma: Goku! Vegeta! Somebody is trying to destroy the Earth again! You have to stop him! Quickly!! Hurry up!!
Vegeta: Shut up woman! Can't you see I'm busy right now!(Drinks cocktail and is sunbathing in Hawaii outfit with sunglasses. Goku doing same thing)
Bulma: ( Faints over animestyle )
Goku: Why we have to always save the Earth!( Whiny tone ) I'd rather lay on the beach! Today I'm taking break from work!
Vegeta: Go talk to Kuririn! Stop bothering us woman!! You're ruining the day!
Bulma: ....WH...AAAATT?!?!?.....
Gohan: That's it!!! I'm tired of doing my homework!! Die!!! ( Blasts his homework and desktop and the whole wall to hell )
Gohan: Mom! I'm done with my homework! I'm going to train with Mr. Piccolo an Dad! See ya later !!
ChiChi: Wait Gohan! What was that noise! ( Goes to Gohan's room )
ChiChi: ..............GOOOHAAAANN!!!!!!
Vegeta: I'm going to DNA test to find out who my mother was!
Goku: Who's your mother?
Vegeta: That's what I'm gonna find out, bakayaro!!
Later......
Vegeta: Whohoo! The results just arrived!
Goku: Open it! ( Vegeta opens it and faints animestyle, Goku picks it up and reads )
Goku: ........Frieza........
( Gohan and his family just found out that Videl is pregnant to Gohan)
Gohan: Oh This can't be! I'm nineteen and already having a kid! I'm still in school!
ChiChi: Oh my dreams has come true!!! I'm gonna have GRANDCHILDREN!!!( doing pirouettes and hugging Goku, Gohan and Goten)
Goku: C'mon son! That's great!
Goten: What's great?( doesn't get the situation at all and is totally out)
Gohan: Daaaad! How can you say that!
Goku: Easily! There's nothing wrong with that and for you to know me and your Mom were seventeen when we had you.....( big Son grin on his face)
Gohan: ..............What................?!?!?!?!?!???!!!?!! (sweatdropping) Is that true!!!!!!(screaming)
ChiChi: Yes. ( Gohan fells over and faints)
Goku and ChiChi: O.o;
Goten: What's wrong with Gohan, Dad?( still doesn't get it)
Goku: I don't know son, I don't know....(scratches his head)
(I can't help it, but I find this awfully funny!)
Goku and ChiChi are discussing of Goten's name after he's born. (And Goku's alive in this time)
ChiChi: How about Einstein or Newton?
Goku: I don't think they're....(receives a glare from ChiChi) ah.... Umm...Never mind....(Gohan watching with a sweatdrop)
ChiChi: Oh good! This naming is so hard...
Goku: If It's so hard, why don't we just name him 'Mini-Me'!?!?
Twhang!!! ( ChiChi hits with a frying pan)
ChiChi: Goku!! How dare you!!!
Goku: Owww!! ChiChi... but he looks exactly like me...ChiChi? What are you doing with that..... AAAARGLHH !!!!! (Gohan runs away 'cause he's smart)
(The next scene is censored for god's sake and for the mental health of the younger readers) .
Goku: I don't care if you want peace!! Just get to the firing range so I can blast you to the H BLEEP ... I mean HFIL!! ( Home For Infinite Losers in case you didn't know...)
Frieza is coming to Earth and Gohan is talking with Kuririn in phone.
Gohan: Are you now talking about you-know-who!?
Kuririn: NO!! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT VOLDEMORT!! I'MTALKING ABOUT FRIEZA!!
Gohan: ....Voldemort...who the heck's voldemort....?
( I just watched the episode dealing with Mr. Shuu and Frieza's coming to Earth... and while Kuririn and Gohan speak, Gohan really calls Frieza you-know-who...heheee.... Me and my brother laughed like ten minutes at that!!)
There!! My muses just died... I can't think up more.... Please review... My muses may rise from the death...
Oh can go read my friend ChiChiko's fics they're awesome!! She has one Inu-yasha fic about Inu and Kagome. It's actually somewhat funny!!
And one where Vegeta has been turned into a hamster!! IT'S HILARIOUS!!! And one dealing with Gohan's family life...well that's a real pack of fun!!
