Ok, no I do not own the village, actually I hated that movie. But if I did own it I'd be rich. And I'd like to be rich! If I were rich I could buy Inuyasha DVDs, and a tablet, and a MP3 player, and a karioke machine, and a Dance Dance Revolution, and... Nope, that's it. Maybe I would buy the ring! Then I would be rich! Wait, I would allready be rich! Hooray! Richness!

Oh yeah, and this was inspired by Karasu'sHistaricalToaster(or some name like that)'s The Ring Oddness, which is the best story in the ff.n world. I was reciting lines from it before I'd even read it. (I hadn't read it because I hadn't seen the ring yet, and I was reciting lines because my freind, Fang told them to me! And they're funny!) And that story taught me to valuable lessons! 1 is that sharpies smell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 is that Sporks are pointy! YAY POINTY SPORKS!

Scene 1: there's a picture of a forest playing the barbie girl song in slow motion really, really low, everytime you think it will finally end and put you out of your missery it gets higher and faster, and more annoying. Soon it seams to stop, but really it's just so high pitched no one can hear it anymore and a pack of dogs come in barking loudly. No one knows when the song ends because no one can hear it anymore. Suddenly it changes from a full moon to broad daylight and all of the dogs turn back into their natural form, humans, except for one named Joey who turns into a lizard.

Audience: WTF?

camera moves to show 2 teen age girls dressed in middle-agey dresses, getting kicked out of their house and being told to clean the porch.

Parents, or whoever: throws 2 brooms at them

girls: start stripping off their clothes to reveal layer after layer of clothes, finally ending identical hot pink miniskirts with tie-dyed white spots and sky blue tank-tops with pictures of scooby-doo on them

Girl 1: Starts to sweep, then starts spinning around with the broom, then starts drooling and spraying the other girl.

Girl 2: sees a bunch of flowers picks them up and puts them in her hair.

Creepy monster dudes who they are all afraid of: runs up.

Girl 1: tries to bat the monster off.

Girl 2: Oblivious... O-B-L-I-V-I-O-F-D-G-Y-H-Sljkhlkjhlkjashdf! I wonder what that spells...

monster: kills girl 2 brootally and getting her blood everywhere, then leaves.

Randome stranger: snatches red flowers from her hair.

Girl 2: Gee, that's the bad color! We must barry it! snatches it back, then forgets what she's doing and puts them back in her hair

Stranger: snatches them again and barries them

the following has been written by my rat:

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HOORAY RATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That scene was totally short, I know. But I'm gonna post it and see what kind of results I get. Hopefully I will post the next one soon.