Back To The Future Part IV: A Famous Journey
Chapter 10: The Miller's Crossing
Dennis pulls the DeLorean in the Driveway of Ace's and David Spade's home. Blaze is sitting on top of Ace's lap, bouncing on her. The car was a two-seater so there wasn't much room. "Blaze that hurts! Stop that!" The three get out and go into the house with Ace using her house key. "I'll do the talking. David I'm home!" "Yes were home!" Blaze said not able to contain herself. David walks in and looks at his close friend Dennis. "Wow, you really worked on yourself Dennis." "Oh yeah, I was going to talk to you about that David..." Ace leads David about a few feet away from Blaze to talk with privately. "How dare she secretly talk to him about my affair with him?" Dennis gives Blaze a funny look lowering his eyebrows.
"David, there's no way that this is the Dennis that you've known for fifteen years." David was about to speak asking those predictable questions, but Ace stopped him. "There's no way that he could have grown his hair back and lost about thirty pounds within a day." Ace remembered what Alex said; every minute equals ten minutes. Ace was only back in the year 1986 for a couple of days. "Okay I believe that, but what are you trying to tell me?" "That this is the Dennis Miller of 1986." David looked at her and the others, and laughed his head off. "Yeah, right, this is the Dennis Miller of 1986? I guess I'm outta here!" "No wait! Please?" Ace begs as he heads for the stairs which were right next to the door.
As David gets in contact with the door's window, the fifty-one year old Dennis Miller of 2004 appears. "Hey Dave, you gonna let me in babe?" David stops in his position and gives a long hard look at him, then turns around and looks at the younger Dennis. He then falls backwards, fainting on the spot. As he fainted, Ace tackled the younger Dennis to the ground so the older Dennis wouldn't see his other self, and Blaze ran to aid David.
Ace and Dennis looked at each other as they lay on the ground. "Crawl and go out the back door and hide behind the wall. I'll meet you there in a second." "Gotcha." Ace got up from the ground to answer the door while Dennis crawled out the back door. Blaze lifts up David's arms. "I'm gonna go take him to his bedroom to try and wake him up and help him... I'll be gentle." She says the last three words evilly. "Have fun." Ace said as she opened the door. "Hi Dennis... pleasure to see you again for the, what time was it again?" She despised him, despised him greatly. "Only the second time this week babe." Ace gave the hand motion to let Dennis go into the house.
Blaze shut the door to David's bedroom. "Looks like it's just me and you." She says to herself. She struggled to arch David onto the bed, but she succeeded. She kneeled down on the floor by the bed right next to him, and looked at him. "My bodily functions cannot control themselves." She said quietly aloud. She takes her right index finger and presses his nose with it quickly and ducks down below the bed. David crinkles his nose in the process.
"So, where's David at?" "Taking a shit...A long shit." Ace looked around nervously as she was stuck in not knowing what to do next. "Is it okay if I sit down babe?" Ace's face lit up. "Yes, that's perfect! Perfectly...fine with me!" The middle-aged, conservative, ranting Dennis sat down on the couch propping his feet up on the table in front of him. "I'll be right back. I just have to go check on something really quick." Ace then ran out the back door to the other Dennis.
Blaze cracked her knuckles. "Mission accomplished." She said as she stared and worshiped her creation. It appeared to be a paper fort surrounding David's entire body. She also laid one big piece of paper on top of his chest that said 'Marry Blaze or Bust!' Since Blaze was an odd person she kept some silver and hot pink glitter in her pocket, and she sprinkled some on David's face and all the way down his body. She claps her hands childishly when she's done.
Ace looked around the backyard and spotted the Dennis of 1986. She ran up to him. "I don't know how long I can hold him. He's a sneaky bastard." "I am?" The younger Dennis said. "Ace, I think someone's coming." Since Dennis was facing the house, he saw the older Dennis get up and walk towards the back door fixing his twisted, crooked tie. Ace turns around and see him coming, tangled in fear. "Uh...Hold your breath!" Ace shoves Dennis into the pool behind her and he stays under. The Dennis of 2004 walks up to her. "Hey is it okay if I can get myself a beer?" "Yeah, yeah that's fine." She says nervously meek. Ace sees out of the corner of her eye bubbles forming to the surface of the pool, he was running out of breath. "Ah, Dennis, let me get you one for you. I think we ran out so..." Ace grabs Dennis' arm and leads him into the house as long poofy haired Dennis climbs out of the pool gasping for breath. "God she can be a crazy bitch sometimes."
David then started to wake up, his eyes fluttering in struggle, as Blaze is spacing out. "Ah...ah..." David soon wakes up, sitting up on the bed. "What the hell?" He looks at his body covered in crafty paper and feminine glitter. "Blaze, what the hell did you do to me?" "Nothing in particular." David gives Blaze one of his signature looks; a little smirk and a cocked eyebrow.
The Dennis of 1986 quietly walks to the back door humorously. He sneaks in and is by an open door leading into the kitchen. Ace and the other Dennis are in the kitchen. "So, you still don't know if you are going to be on my show?" Dennis said taking a sip of his liquor. "I still don't know yet. Ah-" she sees Dennis making obscene hand gestures and facial expressions across the room. She makes some back at Dennis as the older Dennis looks to the floor for a few seconds, and she pretends to stretch as he looks back up.
Blaze was laughing so hard her whole face was completely beet red. David was tickling the life out of her. "Ha ha! No! Stop! Ha ha ha!" Soon, David stopped. The two stared into each other's eyes, and in the back round you can hear that romantic song being played by a full orchestra. They both close their eyes and leaned in to each other, and kissed one long passionate kiss. "I... I KISSED DAVID SPADE!!!" Blaze yelled at the top of her lungs when they finished. Ace and both of the Dennis' heard this and look around oddly.
Blaze ran out with David behind. Blaze, so distracted by the kiss saw younger Dennis hiding and blew it. "Hey Dennis!" The older Dennis turned around in confusion. "What are doing?" The other Dennis said as Blaze grabbed the younger Dennis and pushed him in the open, out in the open. "Shit." Ace said as both of the Dennis' locked eyes with each other. Complete silence, complete silence was all that was present. Ace, Blaze, and David stood in a straight line, not realizing they were in army formation. Both of the Dennis' walked slowly up to each other, until they came face to face. "This feels like Superman's dad's joint on Krypton." Both the Dennis of 86' and the Dennis 04' said surprisingly at the same time. Ace shifted her eyes back and forth continuously.
"Nice hair." The older Dennis says patting his younger self's poofy, fluffy mullet. "Nice beard." The other Dennis says pointing at it. A second later the both of them faint. "Damn it!" Ace said. "I'll drive my Dennis home, you take care of yours." David said to Ace. "Can I go with you David?" Blaze said with a goofy grin on her face. "Yeah, help me pick up Denny here." "Have fun, he's a big ass cow." Ace said as she arched the younger Dennis on the nearest couch. The two left and Ace was left watching over another one of her new best friends.
