Chapter 7
They Have a Plan, Plan, Plan
A/N: Hello, peoples! Here it is…the seventh chapter! Wow, this is coming along fast…guess what? I'm listening to Sk8er Boi now. *dances* He was a skater boy she said she ya later boy…
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After about twenty minutes of waiting for Dan to come down, he skidded down the railing and fell flat on his face.
"Ow," Dan said, and stood up.
"So?" said Severus, standing up too. "What's your evil plan?"
"Wait," said Dan, holding up his hand. "We need to get the rest of the guys first. Oi! Dave! Esquire! Bill! Bob! Get down here!" Dan called up the stairs.
All four of them came bursting out of the dormitory and tried to get down the stairs at the same time. Unfortunately, this resulted in them all plummeting down the stairs.
They all stood up and faced Dan and Severus.
"Now, follow me," said Dan, ushering them to a private corner of the common room.
"At this moment," whispered Dan as they all huddled in the corner. "James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew are in the Great Hall, eating breakfast,"
"At this hour?" said Bob incredulously. Bill glared at him.
"Shut up," said Dan, and continued. "They THINK they will be eating deviled eggs, bacon, and toast. But they will get a nice surprise when they discover that the toast is actually toast with PEAS STUFFED IN THE BREAD," Severus sniggered. "That the bacon is actually escargot disguised as bacon," Severus sniggered harder. "And that the deviled eggs are pigeon droppings covered in whipped cream, camouflaged as deviled eggs," Severus sniggered again.
"Wait, it gets better," said Dan. "They will probably jump out of their seats and try to scurry to the bathroom but find they have been magically glued to the floor. Then piles of Mary-Sue and Gary-Stu stories will come flying to the ground and start reading themselves out loud…"
"Mary-what stories?" asked Dave.
"What?" said Dan. "What Mary stories?"
"But you just said…oh, never mind," said Dave.
"Anyway," carried on Dan. "Then they will fall to the ground, covering their ears, probably, and then one of you will have to take the Polyjuice Potion and be McGonagall and do the chicken dance. Then the prank's over," Dan grinned. "What do you think?"
"Great idea, Dan," said Severus. "Only there's a small problem,"
"What's that?" asked Dan.
"It takes a MONTH to brew the Polyjuice Potion!" said Severus coolly.
"Aw, crud," said Dan. "Well, we'll just have to do everything except that. So…you guys in?"
They all looked at each other for a couple of minutes, nodded and turned back to Dan.
"Great," said Dan. "Go put your clothes on quickly. This should be a good show." They all scurried upstairs to get dressed.
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As Severus, Dan, Bill, Dave, Bob, and Esquire all entered the Great Hall, they immediately saw that James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus were all choking on their food.
"It's working…" said Dan in an undertone, and they all sat at the Slytherin table and watched, since practically no one was downstairs yet, so they had a good view of the show.
James stood up and started to walk out, but found he was glued to the floor. He panicked, gave himself the Heimlich maneuver, and glanced up. That's when the stories came tumbling down from the ceiling.
The stories started to read themselves aloud, and they all screamed, threw up their food all over the table, started to run in circles, but they were glued to the floor, so it didn't work, and they were screaming at each other over the stories and basically the whole thing was pandemonium.
Severus smirked to himself. Oh, had he gotten them back.
After several minutes, Dan walked over to the Gryffindor table and said a spell. The stories POOFED away, Potter, Black, Lupin, and Pettigrew were no longer glued to the floor, and the food turned back to normal.
"That'll teach you," said Dan coldly, and walked back to the Slytherin table. Severus saw them glare at all of his friends and him.
"We'll get you back, Snape, Caldwell, Trite, Macintosh, Johnson, and Esquire!" shouted James, and sat back down forcefully. The rest of his stupid friends did the same.
Bill shook his head. "They need help," said Bill, gesturing to them.
Bob rolled his eyes. "Thank you, Mr. Obvious!" Then he sipped some tea.
Severus drank his tea too, and glanced down at Dan, mouthed "Thank you," and Dan nodded.
Severus was certain he had found a new best friend.
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