Disclaimer – I only own the shrink, and the idea every thing else belongs to that guy ::points in the direction of the suit in the corner::
First of all ..sorry! I know I posted this ages ago I just haven't had time to update! Initially I was going to update my other fic, but then I noticed that 20 people had bothered voting for this, so anyone reading that will have to keep wondering 'Lance and Betsy? Is she crazy!!?!?!', cos this baby's getting some chapters!!
And now...Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, the winner by a mile is........................
ROMY!!!!!!! (everyone gimme a fiver!)
Lancitty came second so ill post this one next,( I'm just dying to get all the ideas ive got for this one written up)
Keep voting for whichever couples you want, I will eventually have one dealing with scott and jean (the possibilities::grins evilly:: ) I will get round to writing them eventually, promise!
I've had loads of votes for jonda, I am dying to write this one but I can't seem to think of a way to set this up so you guys can help, read the review left by Morrigan Fearn should it be along those lines? And what about toad???
It's up to you guys anyway, and now....Romy and therapy, the two really shouldn't mix......
'im bored' = thoughts
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Romy a.k.a Death By Stapler
Marsha tapped her pencil on her desk as she waited for her first appointment of the day to show up. She was about to have a swig of her coffee when the door to her office opened, and in walked the most gorgeous guy she had ever seen."Mornin' " said the guy
Marsha practically ran to his side, "Hello you must be Mr Le Beau, it's so nice to meet you..." Whilst looking him up and down (perv) Marsha had noticed the colour of his eyes, red on black. She blinked and took a step back "You're a mutant..."
'Merde' Remy gave his most charming smile, "That don't bother you none does it Miss....?"
Marsha tore herself away from disarming gaze to respond "Wainthrope, but you can call me Marsha, I'm just surprised that's all. My second cousin John is a mutant, fire power or something like that. Do you know him?"
Remy looked at her in surprise "Er.. no....Remy don't know no psycho John" he coughed to cover his blunder "Shall we?"
"Er.. yes of course take a seat" she motioned to the chair opposite her desk, "But where's your partner?" Marsha fluttered her eyelashes "If she's not coming I'm sure I can help you anyway..." she finished her sentence with a suggestive smile
Remy grinned at the women 'oh yea, all de filles just love a little Cajun spice' he thought to himself. "Don' worry bout' Chere, she'll be here." He took out a card and began to twirl it between his fingers.
Marsha was thinking of another way to flirt with the man when a girl stalked through the door with her arms crossed, and sat herself in the seat next to Remy with a pronounced 'hmph'.
The girl was wearing black trousers, a purple top and gloves. She had a distinctive white stripe in her hair, and was currently sending death glares at the guy next to her.
Remy just gave her a flirty smile, which seemed to piss her off even more. She turned to Marsha.
"Can we get this ovah with already?"
Marsha was a bit startled at the girl's hostility, but then regained her composure.
"Ok..well, I just need to take a few details, Mr Le Beau?"
"Oh please, call me Remy"
Marsha gave a little giggle, which caused Rogue's eyebrows to shoot up.
"Ok well ... Remy "::giggle:: "If you could just fill out this form with your Name, Address, Home Phone number..."
Remy took the paper while Rogues glared at her. "Do yah wan't me tah fill out one of those forms too?"
"Oh, no ...?"
"Rogue."
'what kind of name is that? Marsha thought "Rogue... one will be enough."
She took the form back off Remy, and looked it over. "Oh Remy.... You forgot to tell me your age."
'This fille is so obvious' Remy gave her another charming smile "19" he replied. 'Might as well get her on my side now.'
"Really?" Marsha leaned across the desk and looked at him adoringly "You know you look so much more mature, and manly. I'm only 21 mysel-"
"Ah-hem!"
Marsha snapped out of her reverie, to find Rogue glaring at her whilst tapping her fingers on the desk.
"Yah gonna flirt all day with him, or are yah actually gonna do yah job?"
"I was not! I was just- "Marsha struggled for a defence, failing miserably she decided to get on with it.
"So...what bring you two to relationship counselling?"
"He said that if Ah came he'd stop following meh around "a bored looking Rogue said before Remy could open his mouth to speak.
"Y' see Ms Wainthrope-"
"Marsha"
"Marsha – Remy thinks dat' Rogue be denyin' her feelins fo' me, just because of her mutation."
Marsha gave Rogue an enquiring glance
"Ah can't touch people, when Ah do, Ah absorb your memories and stuff as well as knocking yah out for a while."
"Ah yes, having a physical barrier on a relationship can put incredible strain on it-"
Rogue scoffed and started laughing "What relationship? He tried to kill meh when we first met, and now all he does is follow meh around annoying meh, telling meh that ::Imitating Remy's accent:: 'he's bin watchin' me" like a freaky stalker or something "
"Y' words hurt me chere, y' know Remy's just looking out fo' y'"
Marsha looked shocked.
"You tried to kill her???"
Remy gave her another flirty smile "Non, Chere got it all wrong, Remy jus' wanted t' make her aware of his presence."
Marsha dreamily looked at Remy, "That is just so sweet" She turned to face Rogue.
"Now what exactly are your feelings for Remy?"
"Ah can sum up what Ah think about him in four words" she held up four gloved fingers, putting each one down as she said a word. "Pain. In. Mah. Ass."
"Hmm...interesting, well Remy why don't you do the same. Sum up your thoughts about Rogue in four words."
Remy turned to Rogue, took her hand and looked into her eyes "Beautiful. Intelligent. Brave..." he trailed off, Rogue was hanging on his every word, he kissed her gloved hand "....and Sexy"
Rogue blushed. But then quickly wrenched her hand out of his grasp. "Oh Ah get it now. Don't think Ah'm stupid enough tah fall for yah charm powers Swamp Rat!" she said angrily, "Face it Sugah, Ah'm just the one girl yah couldn't win over!"
"Chere y' the only fille Remy wants..." Remy said suggestively
Rogue sent Remy a look that clearly said she would like to chop him into a million pieces. Marsha decided to move things along before that happened.
"I think I see what the problem here is. Remy you clearly do have deep emotional feelings for Rogue, as your choice of words showed, however Rogue feels that she and her powers are just another challenge for you-
"Damn straight" Rogue interjected
"...- however as you were talking to her, It seem as if she has some underlying feelings for you, in the way she refuses to make eye contact with you."
"Wait what now?"
Marsha ignored the interruption and continued to talk over Rogue "This body language clearly shows that she has feelings that she doesn't want to admit."
Rogue looked heavily pissed off now "AH DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HIM!" she shouted
Marsha looked at her sceptically "I suspect your mutation is the reason for your denial."
"WHAT!? Im not in denial!"
"See what I mean" said Marsha to Remy
"See dis is what Remy bin' saying to y' all along Chere" Remy said smugly, he loved being right.
"This is so stupid!" said Rogue frustratedly "Ah can't believe Ah'm hearing this...and you!" she turned to face Remy "Don't look so happy and get it through yah skull, we can't have a relationship, ah mean ah can't even touch-"
"Chere don't worry about that, Remy can hook y' up wid' a lovely mesh catsuit." Remy gave her another suggestive smile that served to piss her off even more
"You are so dead Swamp Rat ....!"
Marsha rubbed her head as she watched the two of them bicker, 'I so need some aspirin'. She decided to pass the time by staring at Remy, she learned from past experience never to interrupt in these fights, it always got violent.
She winced as Rogue tried to punch Remy out. 'And I thought I had issues...'
"Ah've had it with this!" Rogue stood up and made to walk out of the door when something caught her eye, something that pissed her off more then anything the Cajun had said today.
"ARE YOU TRYIN TAH PLAY FOOTSIE WITH MAH MAN???"
Marsha quickly pulled her feet away, "Er...no?" she said weakly.
"DIE!"
"Ahhh!" Marsha yelped and jumped out off her seat as Rogue dove across the desk in an attempt to throttle her.
"Chere! I knew y' cared!" Remy said happily as Rogue chased Marsha around the office with a stapler.
"Come back here yah hussie!"
"I was just trying to demonstrate that you do have feelings for him! I swear that's all!" Marsha ran behind Remy, "Save me!" she squealed.
Remy laughed "If y' think she wont hurt Remy in order t' get to y, then y' really haven't being paying attention t' our relationship!"
"WHAT RELATIONSHIP!?!" Rogue screamed as she made another dive for Marsha.
"Chere y' said it y'self, Remy be yo' man!"
Rogue grabbed Marsha in a headlock and then paused "Oh yeah that's true."
"Er.... can you let me go please!" Marsha ventured weakly.
"C'mon Chere, let's go out fo' dinner." Remy offered Rogue his arm, Rogue looked like she would rather kill Marsha first. Dropping Marsha's head she walked right past Remy, "Only if yah paying". She walked out the door.
Remy grinned as he handed over $50 to Marsha, who was cowering behind her desk.
"Nice work Mademoiselle."
"Anytime" Marsha said weakly , before she collapsed onto the floor. When she was sure they were both gone. She peeked over her desk to see her office looking totally trashed.
"Oh crud"
That aspirin was looking real good right now.
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Review and tell me what you think, keep voting on other couples you want put through the misery of therapy, and Marsha's tendancy to flirt with anything with a pulse of course.
If you've got anything you want to happen to said couples whilst in therapy, stick that in as well
Keep coming with the Jonda ideas!.
